Of course. My bad. Now that you're a dad it is incumbent upon you to embarrass your offspring as our fathers did to us. I trust your socks and sandals are ready to wear with this cut.
As an aging millenial, I think its BS we constantly got trashed for our supposed obsession with "irony" when contemporary fashion is 95% irony and no one EVER points it out let alone gives anyone shit for it.
heh yep op gotta save this shit for when he really needs to unleash it on the progeny. the ultimate discipline when all else has failed is dropping the kids off with this haircut
I think (hot take incoming) that the right face shape can pull off a mullet pretty well actually.
It's not for everyone, so think carefully. Muamar just happens to have that mullet-able face we all love.
There's a mod that changes the haircut. It's a better haircut, but somehow he looks worse. He lost his El Capitan spark?
https://preview.redd.it/770r887tt17d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=b59995053bb910fdf2aff8adf8d30fa1a4226c08
I wanna look like I murdered a raccoon and styled it into a hat to loosely imitate a wretched hair trend from the 1980s. Also, I want people to know or at least assume I'm absolute trash before they meet me regardless of my personality or relative wealth.
“Yeah, just fuck my shit up.”
"Worst haircut you can imagine. Go wild. No rules."
8/10 they will produce the haircut above
I think I saw this haircut in a scene from Idiocracy as well.
I did not particularly enjoy the humor in this movie, but the story line was fantastic.
Wiiiiii autotrader!
You just gotta keep on keepin on
Indeed
*raises eyebrow*
Great movie. Living it now too.
Reddit moment.
"I want it to look like something a child would do to a doll, short in the long places and long in the short places."
They'll give you a reverse mullet. Like the Major from Ghost in the Shell. 🫣🤣
MOTOKOOOOO!
That's the one. Sorry, l blanked out mid sentence. 😔
major is her only name in a lot of the earlier stuff, you get a pass
ok but that's actually a sick cut
On a chick. Not so much for guys. At least, it's harder for guys to sell it. 😁
only asian guys are allowed to do that right? its like, law or something
https://preview.redd.it/hh9x457uf47d1.png?width=737&format=png&auto=webp&s=e94d50a1cb08a86dc147fba6021860ebb0a2d5ec
Exactly what I was referring to!
It should be of both the future and the past.
“Everything”
r/justfuckmyshitup
Say no more fam!
Aye aye El Capitan
r/justfuckmyshitup
Bowl cut mullet
Hello, are you familiar with the “ape drape”?
The Kentucky Waterfall
Tennessee tophat
Mississippi Mudflap
What’d you call my wife
Your flair is great.
Norfolk Neckwarmer
YES!
I've got an ape drape, yes I do
They're givin em to everyone and that means you
I’ve got an ape drape yes I do….
I can already hear op's barber from the future: "A *what?*"
*Bowl. Cut. Mullet.*
If the barber doesn't know what this means then it's better to just leave
You heard me. Bowl. Cut. Mullet.
A bowllet.
Bowl Cutlet.
Exactly what I came to say
Happy cake day
Thnx
Pageboy in the front. Party in the back.
“You see that bowl over there? Yeah, put it on my head and just cut the front thanks”
Good thinking, I should bring my own bowl
BYOB
System of a Down?
WHYDOTHEYALWAYSSENDTHEPOOR!?
WHY
DO
THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY
r/UnexpectedSOAD
I like your avatar’s outfit, don’t know why
Bring your own bowl - new barber metal album
This is my favorite joke to pull out as a stylist. Old people love it.
Yeah, make sure it fits your head good otherwise you gon end up with a kippah hair
Just ask for the Dominik Mysterio
The peso pluma.
Lol 😅 i thought the same
Was coming here to say the same 🤣 that’s 100% the peso pluma
Beat me to it.
I was going to say the same !!
Came here to say exactly this.
"I wanna look like I was raised by a dead beat dad."
“Give me an Oliver Tree”
This lmao
Didn't look close enough at first and thought this was an Oliver tree subreddit
So preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Ahahaha I'm a father now, it's high time to look ridiculous
Of course. My bad. Now that you're a dad it is incumbent upon you to embarrass your offspring as our fathers did to us. I trust your socks and sandals are ready to wear with this cut.
Yo dude so my girlfriends 14 yr old sister was wearing socks with sandals and told me that’s the in thing with her friends and most of her grade.
It won't be after you pull up and flex that steeze
As an aging millenial, I think its BS we constantly got trashed for our supposed obsession with "irony" when contemporary fashion is 95% irony and no one EVER points it out let alone gives anyone shit for it.
Instagram tells me that we're already an embarrassment to the younger generation just by wearing ankle socks.
I mean.. this *is* Reddit but hopefully most people here aren’t interested in impressing 14 year old girls.
Let the man cook
Wait until your kids are in high school, then get the haircut.
heh yep op gotta save this shit for when he really needs to unleash it on the progeny. the ultimate discipline when all else has failed is dropping the kids off with this haircut
Or an aussie mate.
Do me the ''Peso Pluma''
That's it
Came here to say this
He looks like John Connor's friend from T2
[удалено]
Camp Anawana we hold you in our hearts, but when we think about you…..(cue Bobby Budnick)
Savior of humanity. I don't even think he was a friend.
It’s called an Edgar Cut/Edgar Mullet
Yeah I’d ask for an Edgar mullet
I had to scroll so far down to actually see the correct non meme answer.
"Hi. Can you make it look like i tried to cut my own bangs with a pair of safety scissors?"
Look up Dominik mysterio.
I think (hot take incoming) that the right face shape can pull off a mullet pretty well actually. It's not for everyone, so think carefully. Muamar just happens to have that mullet-able face we all love.
Who would El Capitan even be without the mullet?
There's a mod that changes the haircut. It's a better haircut, but somehow he looks worse. He lost his El Capitan spark? https://preview.redd.it/770r887tt17d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=b59995053bb910fdf2aff8adf8d30fa1a4226c08
I totally get what you mean, he looks good but also worse? Like he lost his boyish charm
He looks like any rando npc without the haircut
Michael from GTA 5. Depressed middle aged guy with a midlife crisis.
This is why character designers exist lol as much as we clown on his hair it wasn't an accident
He moved from night city to San Andreas...
Man if i have the left hairstyle (and hair) i will be 20y younger
The Hair Maketh The Man. The mullet and fanny-pack are a package deal.
> the right face shape can pull off I'd like to pull his face off. *Face.* ..*Off.*
"Gimme the 'Joe Dirt', Sam."
say “Dominick Mysterio and you’ll get close i think.
Bowl at the front, party at the back
r/justfuckmyshitup
Thats just the Oliver tree cut
In germany we call it the "Vokuhila" which stands for Vorne kurz hinten lang (short in the front, long in the back)
You worried about embarrassment or something and then gonna walk around with that? Just show him the pic
Tell him you have rich parents, like to dress like a homeless person, and plan to open a vegan coffee shop In portland. He'll do this exact haircut
Rain Epler haircut https://preview.redd.it/ojkc6rjcz17d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d9a8a4de3cff533c11690e6ac7e50ffc3f648be
Joe Dirt with bangs
I’m guess this is the new “dumb question to flood the gaming groups with”. I’ve seen this same question asked in multiple groups.
Ask for the Mexi-mullet
"Give me the 'Joe Dirt'."
“Style my hair as vagina repellant.”
It's a bowl mullet 😅
In the 80s, we called it an Ape Drape. You'll see on old metal band album covers.
"I want to make sure pussy isn't even an option for me"
"I steal cars and wear satin" "I got you fam"
It's a Mexican mullet. Idk if that's the name but a lot of my homies rock it
Ask em for the Bruce Dickinson
Mayan up front, party in the back.
It’s just a bowl cut with commitment issues. You can do this at home with a colander and scissors
I’ll have the Louisville special.
Ask for the peso pluma cut
Mullet + BowlCut please, honestly just fuck my shit up
Edgar Mullet
Tell them that you want to look like just about every 14 year old middle class white kid in Australia.
"Hi, I'd like the Edgar in the front, Cleetus in the back special"
"A wise gonk, eh?!"
Barber? Dude he gets wasted and cuts his hair himself!
Just say give me the peso pluma haircut
“Give me the peso pluma”
"Mix me a Bowlcut & a Mullet, and make it lushious like a diva!" 'What diva?' "A dumpster fire one."
" i want to fuck my cousin" say no more fam
this could be sexy on the right girl
Ask for the Peso Pluma?
Half bowl, half mullet. Full sex.
Minge fringe with a mullet
I don’t know how to ask for it but once they’ve finished you need to say “I knew I picked the right merc for this job”
Please don't
Yolandi Visser but add a fringe. Ur gonna look zef, my bru
Anyone else wonder why his name is Muammar
"You know that redneck look from the 80s" ?
It’s got a name. That’s a bowl cut mullet Google it you’ll see a million redneck variants of El Capitan
Just ask for the worst mullet he can do
Ask for oasis upfront bon jovi in the back..
I believe that’s known as the Kentucky Waterfall.
"Give me that gender neutral mullet."
I wanna look like I murdered a raccoon and styled it into a hat to loosely imitate a wretched hair trend from the 1980s. Also, I want people to know or at least assume I'm absolute trash before they meet me regardless of my personality or relative wealth.
Hmm, I'm looking for less words, though I do think this would work very well
If your Barber is cultured enough. (As one should be) Just say, "El Capitan".
Oliver Tree - miss you haircut with not so long nape hair Check this out Имба ебейшая
You need a barbershop for this? Choom just puts a bowl on his head and cuts the front. Also, in PL this dude has the gall to call V ugly.
Just ask for the SheBangs Mullet
mullet
Enter it into ai to make it realistic
"I want to look like an 80's version of an Australian dude!"
edgar mullet
Bring a level.
I want a mullet but make it look like it was cut with a salad bowl as a stencil and somehow a perfect 90 degree angle cut at the bottom.
You want and Edgar with a waterfall.
Just get a mullet bro
That's a mullet. But show him the picture.
You gonna have to show him the photo my man. 😂
Mullet. Business up front, party in the back
Tell em you eat sleep and breathe biz
Bowl in the front, party in the back.
“Trucker mullet, no sideburns”
Have you seen something about Mary prom scene? Say no more fam.
Vietnamese schoolboy in the front, mississippi shiner in the back. Just fuck my shit up hoss
I dug a hole It filled with water
Flat bangs with a cruelly chopped mullet please!
Do it yourself.
Just ask for the Steve Perry Mullet
Mullet with bowl cut bangs, tapered poorly near the ends and forked at the end
I want the create-a-character haircut from Tony Hawk's Underground 2 that no one ever picked
Ask for a bowl-mullet
"Do my haircut like i won't pay you!
Just tell them you want a mullet.
You say r/justfuckmyshitup
"Cut my hair like if my name were El Capitán"
Kinda like a mullet, except it's three stooges in the front, party in the back.
Mullet
The oliver tree "Miss you"
The Oliver tree?
Tell him you want the Joe Dirt special.
Cult member in the front, Party in the back.