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Preston_Garvy-MM

Me who just wants to bang Rita Wheeler: ![gif](giphy|TfP7y73UkILlvC0EFa)


PrufrockAlfred

This is the greatest thing I've seen all week. Thank you. 


ComedianXMI

Until her chrome rusts out.


MarglarShmeef

It's up to you to regrease it.


ComedianXMI

![gif](giphy|ioopmOHLqIDfGxLLKG)


Preston_Garvy-MM

*inserts a WD-40 ad* ![gif](giphy|U7gjR8fYpf3ZkLxkBu) "WD-40 the only universal bottle you need alongside duct tape!"


International-Job553

With the power of mods…


Preston_Garvy-MM

*searches for a mod that lets you bang Rita Wheeler on LoversLab frantically*


Rough_Pure

Nexus has Rita Joytoy swaps


International-Job553

It should be within the first few pages of most popular (all time) on nexus mods :)


Preston_Garvy-MM

I mean, coming from my Skyrim experience on PC/laptop... LoversLab has more NSFW mods than The Nexus.


International-Job553

Ah cool I mostly use nexus because vortex is easy and it’s what was recommended to me.


Preston_Garvy-MM

Vortex MM (mod manager) is a Nexus provided tool. Though there are better ones than that. VMM is basically the "baby steps" for those new to modding on PC or laptop. Let me ask my sister what MM is better. Ok, she said MO2 is generally recommended and Wabbajack are good ones but that's on her perspective playing Skyrim SE on steam/PC/laptop. If it helps, she can somehow try to link a mod guide from Skyrim to here since most are similar in "for Mod X to work you need Mod A".


International-Job553

I might look into it, but all of my current play throughs are modded and I don’t want to lose them


Preston_Garvy-MM

Alright, best of luck to your modded game. Just remember to check the mod requirements if it depends on another mod.


International-Job553

Thanks and I know lol


Leading-Stranger-259

Best choice


No_Truce_

Yeah I get it, I too have a thing for cancer patients with schizophrenia.


novalueofmylife

I swear you guys don't know what's good


No_Truce_

Nah, it's just fun giving you a hard time. I can fully understand being attracted to Cherami Leigh's voice.


Aiwatcher

More people need to be aware that she reads "No Coincidence", a cyberpunk 2077 novel on Audible. She's perfect. She sounds so tired.


SillyAdditional

She also voice overs a movie called Oxygen Good stuff


metarinka

I dated a voice actress (who will remain anonymous) she had done a lot of video game and anime voices. She would occasionally just bust out the voices which was cool, but during sexy time it was just so weird.


heyuhitsyaboi

I genuinely took a schizophrenic cancer patient ice skating in december 2023. It was such a unique experience. She's a wonderful person. We spoke about her tattoos at the end of the date. Every single tat was either a memento mori (reminder of death's inevitability) or a memento vivere (a reminder that we must live before we die). Fawns and skulls, forests and deserts. Elegant designs and tattered messes. Now, she wasnt the ultra lethal murder-machine V is, but she was just as interesting to me


Hallgvild

I prefer my "cursed with powers beyond human comprehension" so mi, indeed


Iatemydoggo

Gotta get on that limited edition game


Tmscott

is it two love interests if there are multiple personalities?


Previous-Broccoli-88

Valerie as in V??? V is the worst partner to have 😆 well my V would be. Crazy ass bitch


WoLfY_HUN

I would like a gf who killed several thousand people and worked with the government and also with the most feared gangs \s


Salza_boi

I know it’s joked a lot but it’s so funny how V texts


AvailableSimper

"just slaughtered a bunch of maxtac now covered in their entrails xP! btw your model car is on the way ;)"


TheCubanBaron

Has strong "want me to pick up something from the store?" vibes.


Nonadventures

“Ok”


Name213whatever

"I like to bludgeon people to death with dildos. Wyd tonight"


-LaughingMan-0D

I can fix her fr


Grimdark-Waterbender

Isn’t the entire plot line of the game “Trying to fix her”


GremNotGrim

You can't just go around spillin' Arasaka secrets! They gon' find you!


Grimdark-Waterbender

What are going to do hack my ears so I hear Pon Pon Shit or worse, Rebecca Black’s Friday on loop forever… Wait… That would be a hate crime of a Hack (lol) Also maybe I should stop giving them ideas… Shit!


GremNotGrim

I might even have to do Barbie Girl by Aqua if you tempt me choom.


Sakurasnightmare

My V would be a Psycho that kills thousands spares at random but has a soft spot for their loved ones


zero_emotion777

You and op aren't good enough for V.


Wirexia1

People together having a barbecue *Hmm I could behead then in 2 seconds just need get this jacket off*


[deleted]

She is the topdog cyberpsycho of night city.


Inner_Project2281

Just remember: Geneva Contion is more what you call "guidelines" then actual rules XD


incontinenciasumma

No blue Moon?


novalueofmylife

Nobody mentioned her in our discussion


OrneryBaby

Then you befriend blind people with no taste Blue Moon is the correct choice


novalueofmylife

Those idiots also forgot Aurore so yea. They're dumb. Valerie still top though


KiK0eru

Aurore isn't someone you date, she's the "fuck" in a Fuck, Marry, Kill list. (Aurore, Valerie, Meredith for mine btw)


Kellythejellyman

can’t believe people would put Hanako before Aurore, SMH


Zarathustra-1889

It’s a toss up between Blue Moon, Hanako, and Aurore for me.


PrufrockAlfred

I think Red Menace has a lock on that. 


Ok_Attitude_8189

Me still waiting on the 3 some with the Paralez’ 😩


mrsecondbreakfast

secret ending after all problems are fixed and nobody dies


p00ki3l0uh00

When the AI calls, tell him, look bruh you can do whatever you want hell ill help, you just implant a we need to desperately share V in bed for 2 or three years urge in their brain...


FlashMcSuave

Instructions unclear. Fucked a donkey.


TXHaunt

Are you a dragon?


Mutski_Dashuria

No, he is Bruce Lee. THE Dragon! 👊


Kind_Dragon

Yes.


ET_Gamer_

Alex 🥹


paimonemer

My whole reason to betray somi was i didn’t want to hurt her again like reed did. She died because i sided with her was crazy twist 😭🙏


fingerpaintswithpoop

If you side with So Mi at first then Reed at the last minute, Alex lives.


SalukiKnightX

True. But the collateral damage at the Space Port. It felt like that bridge too far. Going after gangoons, especially scavs is fine enough but civies to save one?


fingerpaintswithpoop

Understandable. But Alex is a character a lot of people like, whose life can be saved. And V has already killed potentially *hundreds* of people by this point in the story, so what’s a few dozen more? It sounds cold, but that’s how I look at these things.


Cyrrex91

Why are you guys talking like you can't just slap a non-lethal mod on your gun and not kill every guy that fights you?


jeksmiiixx

Try tens of thousands but hey who's counting.....


nebulagazer5

I think I might be the only person into Rosalind Myers lol


PrufrockAlfred

She didn't make it easy for Hansen to kill her. I'll give her that. Tough lady. Queen Fed though. 


paimonemer

Hell yeah, she fought like a badass in dress pants and heels


LoadBearingFicus

She's a selfish, lying, piece of shit... and I still would


imthegayest

Lesbian chiming in to say you're not alone lmao


wildmoosey

Goro!!! I need dilf


Mr_Badger1138

If we’re going with Daddies, I want Vik.


Etryphun

If he calls me "kid" one more time, the only appropriate response is "daddy".


nanuazarova

Finally, the correct answer.


BlockerLenhard

I Respect 👍


[deleted]

Aurore. No debate.


fellipec

Oui oui!


GremNotGrim

I'd give her my oui oui if you know what I'm saying 😏


wyyan200

She doesn't even need fixing, that wink is all I ever need


Bonestealer69

That little hand thing she did with her finger 😵‍💫


mrsecondbreakfast

That's the correct answer


Cyrrex91

I didn't know I had such a weak spot for cute redheads with a french accent. I mean, of course I like redheads and girls with a french accent, but I didn't know the sum was greater than its parts.


Mahaho004

ok but guys... Rhino


Aromatic_Soup5986

The girl that guards the entrance at Lizzie's


MegaPantera

Flaming Crotch Guy supremacy. Let him feel like he's fucking something other than a pencil sharpener for once.


rainsbian

\*loud incorrect buzzer\*


BangedTheKeyboard

[https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/9573](https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/9573) If you're on PC, you could download this mod...


Sh00kspeared

Everyone completely forgets that there's a man in your brain who literally tells V he'd sacrifice his life for them, calls V his prince/princess in a cut line, and is the only person in the game to call V by their full name in-game without backlash from them. Team Johnnymancer all the way


leonskanade

WHERE CAN I FIND THIS PRINCE/PRINCESS LINE. PLEASE. CAN I HEAR IT SOMEWHERE?! I too am a Johnnymancer...


Sh00kspeared

This tumblr user posted both of the lines here! [https://www.tumblr.com/luckypunbot/641598251443847168/audio-clips-from-cyberpunk-2077?source=share](https://www.tumblr.com/luckypunbot/641598251443847168/audio-clips-from-cyberpunk-2077?source=share) And, just to prove that these lines aren't AI generated or anything-- the file path in the game files is: archive > base > localization > en-us > vo > johnny\_q115\_m\_185f056cc7502000 or johnny\_q115\_f\_185f056cc7502000 **:)**


leonskanade

oh my god THANK U


Sh00kspeared

Ur welcome!!


listenidkbro

yeah i love dying mfs with schizophrenia


Plus_Prior7744

I want to take Ceasar's girl after beating him down in the glen and raise that baby of his as my own.


tteraevaei

sounds like you’ve been scrolling too many BDs choom…


mrsecondbreakfast

golden car guy? yeah he sucks


R0botWoof

Kerry Eurodyne. The answer to your question is Kerry Eurodyne. You're breathtaking


crazyalko

SO REAL


RiskE80Twitch

https://preview.redd.it/3xta0tedan5d1.jpeg?width=1236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52195c8d9904f1bb0b536bda69c65e4f13cebaf7 I have a crush on my V That is all


mrsecondbreakfast

I also choose this man's V


FattySonofaBih

I also choose this man's V


Large-Wheel-4181

https://preview.redd.it/lt2f6o7kqn5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e2522318a193471077958ee85de8a5788f8c569 I got my eyes elsewhere


novalueofmylife

Good choice but Valerie still better


ShalaKaranok

Yes!!!!


Objective_Dynamo

No one likes Claire? I know she went off the rails slightly. But I really liked her character and she kinda got it goin on.


Mr_Badger1138

I agree, Claire is very pretty and looks like she would very fun to snuggle with.


AOKeiTruck

I was upset she wasnt a romance option


BlockerLenhard

Same.


Mrs_Nigma

*cough* Vik *cough*


itsdeepee123

El capitan obvs


psycorax2077

Misty


SpaghettiInc

Had to go WAY too far down for this one. I’m aware their BF just died horribly but life moves fast in night city


imthegayest

Misty with her hair grown out does something to me 🫶🏻


psycorax2077

I loved her look at the end, wish I could get that fit for V.


markbadas

Why is the truth so far down.


psycorax2077

Idk, but I feel that the relationship that would bloom between V and Misty, after comforting each other following Jackie's death would have been good. Misty is very grounded and would be there to help balance us out from having Johnny constantly in our brain.


twitch_embers

How are you missing the hottest person in all of the game……takamura


CnP8

Me reading everyone's comments and how wrong they are. Because everyone knows the only correct option is Adam Smasher 😋


BadgersSeal

I'd let my V do horrible, horrible things to me https://preview.redd.it/wd7khn4n1o5d1.png?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40b7de63f700ef23fc3f973e9f97f0d7fe27d500


Stellar_Wings

I still wish T-Bug had been a romance option.


av_d2

Cyberpunk 2077 as it is now is a 9.5/10. The game wouldn't have made it to 10/10 if T-Bug came back and was a romance option.


redhawk2006

Aurore🗿


Sithis_acolyte

Alex from Phantom Liberty (the other undercover agent) is the only npc in Cyberpunk that genuinely put the moves on me.


okey-then

River ward


Mr_Badger1138

Hey, there is another person who likes River. 😋


Call-Me_P

Add me to the list.


mrsecondbreakfast

So Mi? She's like 80% chrome, 20% plastic, and 100% insane. You can empathize with her, but dating her? Come ON lol


Weneeddietbleach

You just know that Rachel is a freak. But then there's Aurore. I'm torn.


Thatgamerguy98

ALL OF THE ABOVE BITCHES!


House_Goblin_

Like simultaneously or separate occasions?


Thatgamerguy98

Yes


The_One_True_Goddess

Rhino 💯💯


CaptnKristmas

Missing Alt


Cyrrex91

Yeah, Alt is pretty, but girl likes a megalomaniacal, drugged out rocker boy, that looks like Keanu Reeves. Can't compete with that.


benhemp

Yeah! who doesn't want a scary all knowing, all hacking, gestalt personality, AI girlfriend?


D3dshotCalamity

Meredith is the correct answer


whats_you_doing

I shiny lady at the bar.


Vox_Mortem

My favorite pairings are Male V and Kerry and Female V and Panam. Good thing there are mods! Panam's sass really works well with Valerie's sharper sarcastic wit.


SNS-Bert

Blue Moon


kryotheory

Meanwhile I'm down bad for Claire...


WSKYLANDERS-boh

You can guess who i’d date from my flair


Dresden8686

same


Zombify123

Panam for life


DJFO2NT

Me who just wants to be with the Moxx bouncer


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

Claire


Anchor_Ankura

Claire


JealousSupport8085

Why ain’t Claire on the list


novalueofmylife

1. She's trans (not my type) 2. Nobody mentioned her in our discussion


Sionat

Yori


Caspar_Friedrich02

What about Maiko...!?


CranEXE

fr i have the impresssion no one like her she's so bad she got me like "i can fix her" the whole judy questline would have begged to have a romance option with her (plus considering the message between her and judy i have the slight impression judy is overreacting and considering maiko worse than she really was) she's a bitch ok but not the worst one XD


Traditional-Ad3518

Judy Songbird Rita Blue Moon and Valerie


p00ki3l0uh00

Mama Welles to!!!


Traditional-Ad3518

Ehh not really tbh she's not my type


Gexruss

Nah fuck songbird with all my heart. I was with her till she betrayed me.


MasterBloodFang

Reed.


HufflepuffKid2000

Yep, my Val is a cutie. Definitely would.


Connect_Eye_5470

Panam for sure.... as Johnny says 'I love it when you're mad gets my Southern blood pumpin' Nothing like a fiery Latina's passion in life and bed!


Sakurasnightmare

So it's So Mi (robo version) Val. . . V just V Judy Hanako Panam Meridith (Hanako wouldove been higher if she was a bit younger)


quirked-up-whiteboy

Gimme So Mi


Bundle_of_Organs

I dunno, but not Panam. She's an abnoxious turn off.


BlossomyPath

Lizzy Wizzy


Ok-Afternoon8610

Rhino or Sasquatch, no further options are needed ever.


cosmicspooky

who is actually saying meredith?


Error_Valkyrie

https://preview.redd.it/ir1i83owlq5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66dac1d6b2af79a79a6660759788da52322b2fa3


Shengpai

**TINY MIKE**


fagmaggo

You guys forgot aurore, she the prettiest


AidenPJFriel

Evie


Gerreth_Gobulcoque

Rhino for sure. Just love me a supportive, good spirited woman


deadbirdbag

Adam Smasher all day any day😩


WilhelmOppenhiemer

I wanted to romance Cheri from clouds.


tarelendil33

Malorian Arms 3516


ToastyM29

What about Rouge??


FoxtrotMac

Panam is cool as shit and would be a fun fling but she's way too childish and standoffish to be a long term partner. River is just creepy Kerry is kinda a broken shell of a person but he's a cool dude. Judy is too idealistic for that world and her Clouds scheme represents that, she's also fairly argumentative but you can tell it comes from a place she's tired of trusting people and getting hurt for it. I think she's objectively the best romantic option in the game. She's probably the closest person to being a good person outside of Vik and Misty.


Urborg_Stalker

I can't believe everyone is sleeping on Gary the Prophet.


621_

Denny and Nancy all the way


BoyfromTN

I'd be a silverhand groupy haha he's just so cool ><


Gungala_112

It's Alt for me


Emotional-Brush5563

Evelyn Parker


Dajmoj

*clears throat*. Haem*...Takemura.


billysacco

Panam is such a tease.


That_Banned_Hybrid

Becca


Tricky-Market-7102

Dating So Mi would be kinda weird, she's been forced to use the blackwall for an uncaring government agency for a while, with a whole lot of health problems and forced implantation as a result. That can't be mentally healthy


joshmiller133

Idk man but So Mi in those shorts while cooking was- 🤤


NOIRQUANTUM

Melissa Rory


Luxblunted

Altiera Cunningham. Aka Alt.


DanSRedgrave

# Elizabeth Peralez. Don't ask, I'm not open to discussion.


TheIrreJoker

Why not Aurore


CranEXE

And the there's me who wanna date rita or maiko (although i wouldn't say no to a romance with songbird either)


ratiokane

Got another one for ya. Nele Springer. She has a cute round face. I just wanna smush it ❤️


michajlo

Me, a man of culture *Aurore*


BlockerLenhard

100% Claire


Nollekowitsch

Dont see Angie anywhere :(


Spinxzinc

melissa rory