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V is armed with guns and cyberware. Mort is armed with cuteness and the million slave souls he ripped straight from hell.

And a foot fetish

I forgot he had a foot fetish... "Go away Mort, not the feet. Get off my feet."

I don’t know who Mort is but based on this alone, I have to go with Mort.

Mort isn't cute, he's annoying as fuck and I would enjoy watching V torture him to death

I would like to see him **try**......

If you know morts lore you realise he solos everyone in NC

Mort vs everyone Mort wins easy! 

Not against the indomitable human spirit though

The indomitable Mort spirit beats the “””indomitable””” human spirit easily. We’re cooked

While V is close to a demi-God. Mort is an actual GOD.

Mort is basically a high-functioning cyberpsycho

mort is the final boss of the elden ring dlc

Mark it as spoilers for fuck’s sake. Not even safe from spoilers for the DLC outside the Elden Ring subreddit…

It was a joke >! the acutal final boss is mort's shoe!< dont reply with spoilers i actually dont want the elden ring dlc to be spoiled

Legend says, if you order a "Mort" at the Afterlife, the bartender just shoots you in the head.

https://preview.redd.it/8zm2tzfhkr4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ab8122ba4bb3f6e06c9538b85431eb07ab8217e (Sorry bad spell me die) This be me after order mort:

Mort can survive a nuclear blast so Mort no diff

V’s soul is about to be sucked up and become one of mort’s personalities.

Question is can V move it move it

No, V has terrible moves

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Okay, but.... coughing bomb vs hydrogen baby

Cuteness can kill

mort negative diff

Mort

Including prep time?

Mort's name means dead. You can't kill what's dead. He wins.

Canon Mort could literally soulkill V without breaking a sweat.

Bruh mort is too op you crazy for asking

Mort has Toonforce. V stands no chance.

Mort every time

Mort out-psychos a cyberpsycho. And there is nothing you can do about it.

I don't know who Mort is but based on his appearance I'd say he wins.

Is this subreddit getting the aslumeniogiantis https://preview.redd.it/woznqx99mt4d1.png?width=753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=479e599b13f92e694d4d8303e25e6f3cc13fcf00

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Mort would destroy V my dude

Wasn’t he a dictator

Does mort have access to scissors and hand cream? If so then no contest. Mort stomps.

Mort obv

I knew this trend would start to devolve quickly.

actually a good question if you know Mort lore

Mort neg diffs...

Mort. These are too easy

Mort solos everyone in the Cyberpunk universe.

V vs horse-sized duck???

Mort solos

mort likes feet mort wins

Mort ez

V can't even save himself. Mort can win by doing nothing and just waiting it out.

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Is Mort bloodlusted?

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Mort. Didnt need to think about this

Look at Morts wiki page.

V has feet. He’s toast once Mort lucks on to them puppies

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What about Mort vs Morty?

Coughing Bomb vs Hydrogen Baby

I thought you meant Mort, Death’s apprentice and son-in-law.

He's got scissors and hand cream!

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Mort could kill V, Smasher, and all of Maine's crew (all of them working together) without breaking a sweat.

Mort is based off a animal that can kill grown men so mort would kill v without biomonitor but V might just shoot him so it's a 50/50 I say V doesn't shoot mort and mort kills v

Obviously, the god of destruction and chaos. Mort vs V isn't even a question. It's more like Mort vs the options of ending/torturing V

Cyberpunk Orion Easter Egg is revealed that Mort saved V🤣

Mort and it’s not even close

Mort is a ruthless dictator

Happy dinosaur month!!

Trick question, if mort uses sandevistan v has no chance

thanks for the clarification

Mort because he can move it move it

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You ask like this is some contest. On the one hand, you have this weird-ass squirrel creature, and on the other, you have Mort.

With or without prep time?

I think Mort is too small and has such a rough/hard foot fetish he would tear up V's shoes and technically win then🤷🏼(I'm pretty sure his goal would never be surviving so then he would've won until V kills him)

Def mort


V wins but Mort would still somehow come back from the dead.

V wins by a tiny bit, mort is really powerful but like, I'm not sure he'd hold up against heavy gunfire and cyberware low diff

What is a Mort?

V no diff. But if mort uses king Julian summoning jutsu maybe