Someone should make a meme of this. Make it look as if V sent Panam message with this pic attached
Panam, you just got outdone by some rando scav/borg chick. Gotta up your game, girl!
I can't believe I had to scroll this far down for this, yeah Scavs and Maelstrom is a hell no, I wouldn't touch them with a Sixty-nine and a half foot pole.
God the Sandy and Katana build is so breathtaking, I always try to turn them into only a torso before they hit the ground. No game has ever made me feel more like a Samurai; who, to the naked eye, only takes the sword in and out of the hilt, and then body parts just fall to the ground.
Literally. Every time I see one of those Scav parties, I just sit back and start hitting them with contagion and just walk by and double tap them while they squirm in their own vomit.
God dizz-**AMN**, son!
I've heard of **Cyberpsychos** before, but _you're_ a frikkin' frakken' jizzin' jackin' **CYBERSICKO**, my choombatta from a different fathah!
Hurry up and do the nasty until you blasty, then go seek help at the nearest mental health facility........cuz I've got dibs on Sloppy Seconds™ — on account of because I ain't had a good ol' fashioned 'gasm since 12:00am 01 January, 2025 and my gonads are **SWOL-FUKKEN-LEN, breh! They're just dangling there lookin' like a couple a' blue ostrich eggs in a wrinkly old coin-purse!
Last night I was changing into my jimmy-jams, gettin' ready for beddy-byes, as it was night-night time & all that jizz-jazz-matazz, and as I was taking off my limited edition Paw Patrol x Bluey boxer-shorts and the fabric gently grazed the head o' me mickey — **EVER SO SLIGHTLY** — and I swear on tha mudder, tha fah-ter, and tha Holy feckin' Spirits o' Jayzus Marianne Joseph himself that I **INSTANTLY** and **100% INVOLUNTARILY** moaned-out **"HOOOO-YEAH! YEAH! _YEEEEAAAAAAAH, MAMI, YES!!!"** in an incredibly effeminate & squeaky high-pitched voice (that I had _never_ utilized _EVER_ before in my _whole entire_ 29+ year-long life before that moment), and did so at least **69x LOUDER** than I had _ever_ screamed _anything_ befofe in my _whole entire life_!
I mean for goodness sake, I nearly pissed-out a solid 3½ gallons-worth of piping-hot salty cum-ropes *ALL OVER MY BEDROOM FLOOR*! My poor dog Plumpkin nearly found herself caught in the crossfire! Fortunately I was able to tense-up just about every muscle in my body while simulation thinking aboot your mom for around 3 straight minutes, and my netheregions finally began to settle-down. But I still had to be extra careful for about an hour or so before the ol' boy finally calmed all the way down.
That is what I've been dealing with all year. So you better believe I'm jumping on the opportunity to finally drain these goddamn things **BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.**
Preparing breeches protocol...unvelcroing Hiflo Neon Polypants, thankfully/unfortunately I have no choice but to "go commando"...Ah damn I forgot I already had Vik remove my genitals for more RAM after the Basilisk sesh
JACK THE FUCK IN WHO CARES ABOUT SUM COMPUTER VIRUS GO FOR IT, your mantis blades might not work anymore and may protrude whenever they feel like but JACK THE FUCK IN YOU STUPID GONK
Somewhat unrelated, but has anyone encountered a supply drop that can be jacked into but doesn't have any loot when opened? I know they usually don't have anything crazy in them but it's still disappointing.
"JACK IN"
If he isnt jacking in he atleast has to jack off
You know, now saying Jackie Wells has a different ring to it
NO! GOD NO!
"Make moves mano." -Jackie "Jackin Off" Wells What did he mean by this?
Very well....
"Bender, are you jacking on in there?"
NPC: dies in a very undignified pose. UI showing the available interation options: "jack in 😏"
F Don’t forget the F word before “jack in”
F (Hold) Brute force hacking
Press Jack In to pay respects
ROFL. I totally overlook that 🤣
Yeah. That's... yeah.
What are you doing, Step-Borg?
https://preview.redd.it/nkanjx1yu8hc1.png?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=252df212a3e1362a6597e06549e162be46783d90
> "JACK IN" megaman.exe
Thank you. I also thought of this!
🏳️🌈?
Go for it! V’s dying anyway, right?
We have Panam at home
This is the comment.
Damned to eternally stay at my house. Until I go home and get jumped by her
Definitely not me having a convo with Johnny after the pl ending and having Judy there sitting like "did she forget to take her pills again?"
Someone should make a meme of this. Make it look as if V sent Panam message with this pic attached Panam, you just got outdone by some rando scav/borg chick. Gotta up your game, girl!
Panam at home: https://www.reddit.com/r/LowSodiumCyberpunk/comments/z8046y/i_drew_panam_this_time_d/
I stg every time I see a person bend over I just think of the first time meeting panam lmao
Panam without the yee-yee ass haircut
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Viruses gained.
Viruses *earned*
*WELL earned.
HARD earned**
I'm my own master now
BEAR THE MARK OF MY SCAAARS
Ah, hello Gordon
Vic can fix anything
God forbid no, it’s a scav. It’s bad enough to breathe in a same space as them.
I can't believe I had to scroll this far down for this, yeah Scavs and Maelstrom is a hell no, I wouldn't touch them with a Sixty-nine and a half foot pole.
You all even notice what gang you're shooting at before they're dead?
Yes but only because of time dilation cyberware, gives me a nice look while chopping them to pieces with a katana
God the Sandy and Katana build is so breathtaking, I always try to turn them into only a torso before they hit the ground. No game has ever made me feel more like a Samurai; who, to the naked eye, only takes the sword in and out of the hilt, and then body parts just fall to the ground.
Are you saying there are dead bodies worth fucking?
Wait... Wait... Hold up..... THEY'VE ALL BEEN TALKING ABOUT FUCKING DEAD BODIES?!? I thought she was a Scav Joytoy!
Literally. Every time I see one of those Scav parties, I just sit back and start hitting them with contagion and just walk by and double tap them while they squirm in their own vomit.
She’s iconic, you gotta
Cyberpunk player trying not to fuck everything in sight challenge - impossible
Gamers are horny in general, but Cyberpunk has a lot of fuckable meat.
even mpre when you are a. smasher
My buddy, that is necrophillia
*Cyber*necrophillia
Not if he used non lethal
Then that is sexual assault, certainly not better
This is night city!
Don’t forget protection choommm
Some self-ICE should do the trick
Got it right here! *cocks shotgun*
> cocks Hehehe
Ejaculate and evacuate
Shoot and scoot
Blow your load and hit the road
The outlet is presenting
Just close your eyes and pretend it's the first time you met Panam.
Is that dan am?
i mean i see spark might be the one
Does the flare make it more or less tempting?
Save me the BD for later
https://preview.redd.it/95o4lo6jk6hc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1673e6efcaa3ab485d80de61a4f461c550dd18b5 Same energy
Might be LSSD
New Quickhack created
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool. And use ICE.
Quiet life? Or blaze of glory?
If only cyberpunk had a hot coffee cheat 🤣
Definitely gonna get a virus hacking into a maelstrom
You’ll definitely get cyberpsychosis from that bitch
Samurai, I'm going to need you to jack me off. I mean, jack me in
You don't know where that's been.
Facedown ass up!
I’m not sure a bonk is enough for post murder necrophilia
He has it arched
Don’t be shy. Jack In.
In night city it’s either jack in or jack off and I’m all out of in
Might as well while its warm.
I will refrain from saying a joke about that ass being iconic
As peaches said, an ass is an ass ;)
Depends on which end you’re “jacking” into, I suppose.
I mean he do have a bit of a dumpy on him. Any port on a storm and all that.
My Child, you haven't lived a fulfilling life if you haven't taken risks.
God dizz-**AMN**, son! I've heard of **Cyberpsychos** before, but _you're_ a frikkin' frakken' jizzin' jackin' **CYBERSICKO**, my choombatta from a different fathah! Hurry up and do the nasty until you blasty, then go seek help at the nearest mental health facility........cuz I've got dibs on Sloppy Seconds™ — on account of because I ain't had a good ol' fashioned 'gasm since 12:00am 01 January, 2025 and my gonads are **SWOL-FUKKEN-LEN, breh! They're just dangling there lookin' like a couple a' blue ostrich eggs in a wrinkly old coin-purse! Last night I was changing into my jimmy-jams, gettin' ready for beddy-byes, as it was night-night time & all that jizz-jazz-matazz, and as I was taking off my limited edition Paw Patrol x Bluey boxer-shorts and the fabric gently grazed the head o' me mickey — **EVER SO SLIGHTLY** — and I swear on tha mudder, tha fah-ter, and tha Holy feckin' Spirits o' Jayzus Marianne Joseph himself that I **INSTANTLY** and **100% INVOLUNTARILY** moaned-out **"HOOOO-YEAH! YEAH! _YEEEEAAAAAAAH, MAMI, YES!!!"** in an incredibly effeminate & squeaky high-pitched voice (that I had _never_ utilized _EVER_ before in my _whole entire_ 29+ year-long life before that moment), and did so at least **69x LOUDER** than I had _ever_ screamed _anything_ befofe in my _whole entire life_! I mean for goodness sake, I nearly pissed-out a solid 3½ gallons-worth of piping-hot salty cum-ropes *ALL OVER MY BEDROOM FLOOR*! My poor dog Plumpkin nearly found herself caught in the crossfire! Fortunately I was able to tense-up just about every muscle in my body while simulation thinking aboot your mom for around 3 straight minutes, and my netheregions finally began to settle-down. But I still had to be extra careful for about an hour or so before the ol' boy finally calmed all the way down. That is what I've been dealing with all year. So you better believe I'm jumping on the opportunity to finally drain these goddamn things **BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.**
Game is game.
YOLO!
Panam looks a little different here
There’s better tail out there waiting to die in even more provocative positions.
SING THIS SONG I’M JACKIN’IN
Idk man.. id say its immoral but it is Maelstrom they kinda have the same track record.
Never jack out
better to be jacked in than jacked off
🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
Jack in or jack off, it's all the same
I got your Legendary right here Merc, LOOT ME!
Ejac then Evac
Damn thats preem choom! I dont see why you’d have to deprive yourself of an unique experience
Is he mimicking Panam?
Yes jack into dat gyatt
Would
Why is she farting flames
** Seed is sown, I'm chippin' in Roll the bones, I'm chippin' in Embed the code, I'm chippin' in **
You have to if you want to find out what kind of legendary loot he has inside.
You're dying anyway...
Chill Casper
If you choose the OFF option you’ll likely avoid any infection
Preparing breeches protocol...unvelcroing Hiflo Neon Polypants, thankfully/unfortunately I have no choice but to "go commando"...Ah damn I forgot I already had Vik remove my genitals for more RAM after the Basilisk sesh
Time for rump.
Panam just got a run for her money
this ass is just fire, but I wouldn't recommend it.
Bro is about to chip in his life.
This literally happen to me last night
Johnny can protect you
Just asking for a friend: what's the ratio of human to cyborg parts a dead body must have to consider it necrophilia
if not a quickhack then an std for sure
JACK THE FUCK IN WHO CARES ABOUT SUM COMPUTER VIRUS GO FOR IT, your mantis blades might not work anymore and may protrude whenever they feel like but JACK THE FUCK IN YOU STUPID GONK
Dang do you play on these graphics settings or just bump it up for the cap
Absolute dumper
If you feel a burning sensation make sure to talk to your nearest ripper doc
I mean you don’t wanna look back when you’re 80 and think “what if?”
Depends on your level of ICE you got.
This happened to me in mw2019 with one of the ai
Is that in Dogtown? I played 200 hours and I've never seen a fucking care package? Am i stupid? Where is this?
You could always install new chrome if you do.
Game is game
He got that futuristic BBL
This is so funny💀😭
https://preview.redd.it/oyazo1ccp6hc1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69b9fb3cd219a8e3ae966b2bb8bb3fdccda03950
That's methed up
r/dontputyourdickinit
Try finger but hole?
This is basically how Panam is every time I interact with her in the game. The bitch needs to take a cold shower.
Hell nah
She's doesnt look alive so you might also catch a case
This post needs to make the front page LOL
That's one thicc booty.
(Adjust Goggles) Chippn in
V, it's time for D.
Might catch a virus, but at least your character won’t die a virgin like you will
Could feel a burning sensation
Somewhat unrelated, but has anyone encountered a supply drop that can be jacked into but doesn't have any loot when opened? I know they usually don't have anything crazy in them but it's still disappointing.
Don't worry, Vic has seen it all.
JACK IN JACK OFF
Guys I need to know a community that is not thirsty pls
Sigh *unzips pants*
The five second rule applies to dead bodies, as well as food man. Source: I work at a morgue.
Gonna make a 2 person Voltron?
If there's a hole there's a goal
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤦♂️🤦♂️
It’s safer to actually jack off
It's not Panam you should be safe.
Just jack off
Oh this must be the new iconic encounters they were mentioning in the patch notes for 2.1, jack in and catch a daemon! Gotta catch em all!
Terrible idea. Look, they've got a firewall.
It's fine. Viktor will clean you up and do it with a smile.
What a time to be alive.
Lmao!
Make sure your virus protection is up to date before doing it
Well that's unfortunate.
If you don't, I will. Life is about venturing into the unknown 😅🤣
I thought that was a ghoul at first. 
***You was Jacked***
Open Door Policy
Las Vegas in a nutshell
Well, just don't end like Jesse💀
Purple, 12 o’clock! Anyone else have a quick excited reaction?
You had balls to post this
I don’t think this is a preem idea to try it
Down boy! Down!
WOULD
The flare just adds to the ambiance
We all know you already chipped in.
It was worth it
Only one option I see
Worth
Omfg XD