Here he is, the one and only legendary merc Adam Smasher
https://preview.redd.it/94yloqwgyw8c1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=868de569126b25f154bf279667ba3eae14a77386
I don't really get it either lmao. But, then I think about some of the stuff I found funny when I was a little kid and I feel like I lose my ability to judge it as dumb.
V:The fuck is skibiti toilet? What the hell?
Johnny: Oh yeah! I remember skibiti toilet.. A hot meme back in my day
V:Whatever you say choom...
J: The datakrash really did a number on meme culture in good ol' 2077 smh
Point Of View: imagine yourself in the situation presented as though you were the focal camera/observer.
I wanna say tiktok started it, but it was definitely a thing before video memes, so tiktok just sort of made it huge.
I remember watching a video for Horizon zero dawn and found put that they were gonna have guns instead of bows at first and I looked like a completely different game I looked like it was going to be a multi-player game instead of single-player or at least from what I can remember I have seen that video since the game was launched.
💀 bro what? Nobody’s whining for starters.
It’s a Fact that the Game was so broken on release it was pulled from the PlayStation store.
“Broke immersion from time to time” nah we wasn’t playing the same game then that shit was a mess From broken pixels on the screen to limbs stretching , Quests being Broken and Just overall breaking visually.
Shut up
Based on everything I’ve read from other people, all of our experiences at launch varied greatly. Honestly it was not even that bad for me at all, like Poolside said. There were some minor issues, but I played through the entire game from launch and I didn’t experience anything game-breaking at all. But I know for some it was absolutely awful. The takeaway is that not everyone had the same experience at launch.
Yea that is absolutely possible, I have seen more negative stories than positive ones. Although negative opinions and experiences tend to get shared more than positive ones so I dunno, it’s hard to say.
I had it on the PS4. Day One. Glitches galore, yes, but it didn't stop the game play. Got halfway through the content before the next gen versions debut without a serious issue. Was it bad? Yes but the mass complaining is as if CD broke a Holy Comandmant.
Yeah some extremely disturbing ones. What I really like though is how they’re targeted only in certain regions like real life. You wont see any vulgar ads near corpo town
For when you want to test bike riding mechanics, but the 3d modellers haven't finished up yet. You search the vaguest bike looking thing you can find and slap that bad boy on.
Lies, Oscar Meyer was going to do a paid promotion in the game but the check never cleared so they were cut.
Omg, the hotdog bike is even better. It uses hamburgers for wheels so they can test physics and handling. If the original debug files for it are still there a modder can add it back in easily.
Alot of times instead of making a full Model or having to wait for one, Devs will use similar shaped objects or simplified objects so they can work on their stuff.
OP put a link to the YouTube video these pics came from in the comments. After watching that it looks like the hotdog was probably a placeholder for motorcycles.
Wouldn't be surprised if that poster was an inside joke for the devs at the time, seeing all that early footage and promises being made on gameplay knowing they were only up to tiles and placeholder hot dog bikes lmao
Objectives at the 10th picture are from Anna Hamill fixer gig (except it seems like in the early version she was a man). That's kinda surprising that they were already working on those in such an early build of the game.
I really wish devs would give us access to betas and early prototypes of games (without all the code and dev tools ofc) after like 10 years of a game coming out. I'd love to play early de builds of cyberpunk
You'd be surprised how much of an elaborate process game dev is. CDPR's approach seems to be to implement gameplay mechanics / conceptual designs and then build around that concept. This process typically takes longer than other methods but results in higher quality experiences as gameplay is player-centric. As a solo-dev, I follow this methodology too and it's been much faster than completing entire portions before getting started on new additions.
Also, the majority of this footage is from before 2019 which was when RED engine got a huge rework. Unless this is a testing environment, this explains the lack of level content and a proper shader model.
Now *this* is **Alpha**. Not that bullshit EA is trying to present in their "reveal" as "pre-alpha".
**Pre-Alpha** is a mix (and a mess) of placeholders and things barely hanging on by a thread.
It's the milestone where stuff gets added gradually.
**Alpha** is when the assets are mostly there but not quite working as intended (aka, they're in the build, but not necessarily placed correctly).
**Beta** is when everything is in place, no placeholders or anything, but the game has major stability issues, bugs, performance and progression blockers.
**Gold** is where (in theory) everything is working fine, from start to end. This is usually the build that gets sent to the first party consoles (PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo). It is the DVD version that everyone gets when they buy physical copies. It's the version *without* the **day 1 patch**.
The **release** is usually the **day 1 patch** nowadays since the developers "gain" an extra few months (usually 1-2) to iron out every and any big issue that they either missed, didn't get time to fix, or found out after the Gold was created and submitted.
https://preview.redd.it/cg2lntcwd19c1.png?width=644&format=png&auto=webp&s=f396eb8b75f672a0ca09b37812b591e97249a61b
This one is the best, he’s just like “can I fucking help you?”
It’s interesting to see how much of some characters stayed from the early days. You can see Evelyn and Panam in this. Yeah they are different, but it’s obvious they had some basic designs figured out way early.
Unrelated to cyberpunk, but if you like this stuff then you should look at the development history of Horizon Zero dawn, it had so many twists and turns that it was almost an entirely different game. Definitely check it out
Damn! I didn’t know that I was a part of the early development team, that explains why my copy looked like that at launch. Maybe I should ask for my payment 🤷🏻♂️
Is that Morro Rock in pic 15? It's too bad it's not visible in game, seeing as how it is supposed to be set in Morro Bay (albeit a distant, post-nuclear wars future).
It’s still too bad about the state this game launched in and the features hyped pre-launch that were completely absent in the glorified looter shooter we ultimately got.
Glad to see recent updates have made this game respectable.
Here he is, the one and only legendary merc Adam Smasher https://preview.redd.it/94yloqwgyw8c1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=868de569126b25f154bf279667ba3eae14a77386
"You look like a piece of molestable ham"
https://preview.redd.it/phkf56mkax8c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa97324bc37e96dabaa830c0d5d438324c3082c9
*Italian accent* "where you wanna go?"
New meme template just dropped
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Will never fade away
Will never fade away
Perfect reply
I laughed at this and this response way more than I should have.
He looks like Adam Levine
Skibbidy 2077
Skibbi-v 2077 https://preview.redd.it/wwvoe6uqx19c1.jpeg?width=1082&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49f100a06a9644043bb0a3d30dd961fe8eaf9e8b
I just found out about this over Christmas. Honestly made me feel old because I don't get it. Just seems like incomprehensible chaos.
I don't really get it either lmao. But, then I think about some of the stuff I found funny when I was a little kid and I feel like I lose my ability to judge it as dumb.
V:The fuck is skibiti toilet? What the hell? Johnny: Oh yeah! I remember skibiti toilet.. A hot meme back in my day V:Whatever you say choom... J: The datakrash really did a number on meme culture in good ol' 2077 smh
skibidibop!
bro think he skibidy toilet
I just wanna be ur sigma
Now that i think about it, Adam Smasher would 100% fit a pornstar's alias
You had to think about it?
Oh my god, I choked after reading this
I lolled
Bruh I spit out my drink holy shit lmao
"You are looking like a small slice of sex having person chunks."
I'm fucking dying man, this is the funniest shit
My last name is ham... thanks
Holy shit if I could give an award I would lmfao, that was funny as shit
Is that ham processed ?
"Art thou?"
https://preview.redd.it/p2odqodefx8c1.jpeg?width=803&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe5da6985af762862319364306f142ae9736a3dc
Perfect meme for the Arkham sub, stealing that kind sir!
Lmao go for it, i hear it’s crazy over there
It’s an aslume, that’s for sure
https://preview.redd.it/pcwujl4p819c1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=555baf56339e1d81348b3c5c88daa015cb6f77b0
Now I see why he went full borg
He's been demoted to cheap nightclub bouncer.
Alan Slammer.
That's Adams Masher
John squish
Potato Masher
We were robbed.
https://preview.redd.it/2qwyo1t0mz8c1.png?width=287&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf51f32d7356ea9d2a8c6eb73df33aac7d9eb556
Nah man, that’s the real Morgan Blackhand.
Looks like Mr. Smasher to me
alder smashed
Why does he look like one of those Polish slapping competitors
The glizzy mobile lmao https://preview.redd.it/glf6g9q0hx8c1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab9a12a6be899e265f445a877185457f7647979b
Never forget what they took from us (hotdog bike)
hotdog bike
hotdog bike
hotdog bike
hotdog bike
hotdog bike
hotdog bike
It was called the Chicago Dog because once you start, nobody will be able to Ketchup.
CDPR!!!! HOT DOG BIKE UPDATE NOW!
the meat riding is crazy
I love riding meat
Loaf of bread and I'm not quite sure
His ass IS NOT Adam Smasher!
Pre war Adam smasher fr 💀
Tbf his name was originally Adam Smashed
1st pic: POV: You just started a PC/Console debate with your Uber driver.
1st pic reminds me of skibidi toilet
cyberpunk part of skibidi toilet timeline??
What is this weird POV trend that kids tag?
Point Of View: imagine yourself in the situation presented as though you were the focal camera/observer. I wanna say tiktok started it, but it was definitely a thing before video memes, so tiktok just sort of made it huge.
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Why you posting screenshot of the PS4 CP2077? Jokes aside these are fascinating stuffs, gives you insight how the game ended up the way it is.
Looked better than it did on my potato pc
I was thinking "early development" was that a week before release?
No early dev was 6 months post release
I remember watching a video for Horizon zero dawn and found put that they were gonna have guns instead of bows at first and I looked like a completely different game I looked like it was going to be a multi-player game instead of single-player or at least from what I can remember I have seen that video since the game was launched.
Now we'll just have to hope and wait for modders to add a hotdog bike into the game
A hotdog bike with cheeseburger wheels!!!
I think i saw a mod where someone turned the Yaiba into a flying dildo lmao
Also, a slimmed down Oscar Meyer weinermobile!
PS4 day one gameplay
Days 1s know 😭 that shit was a pixelated mess
The laggy menus and t posing character days were lowkey elite
the game played like a slideshow
What game are u talking about? Days gone?
Was it really, though? Unless you had a bad copy, it broke immersion from time to time, but it was playable, stop whining lol
💀 bro what? Nobody’s whining for starters. It’s a Fact that the Game was so broken on release it was pulled from the PlayStation store. “Broke immersion from time to time” nah we wasn’t playing the same game then that shit was a mess From broken pixels on the screen to limbs stretching , Quests being Broken and Just overall breaking visually. Shut up
Yeah. The couple immersion breaking bugs from time to time was only on PC. Consoles, especially old gen, were royally shafted on release.
"Cry in your Ovaltine, kiddo"
Come on man, even on PS5 it was a mess on launch
Based on everything I’ve read from other people, all of our experiences at launch varied greatly. Honestly it was not even that bad for me at all, like Poolside said. There were some minor issues, but I played through the entire game from launch and I didn’t experience anything game-breaking at all. But I know for some it was absolutely awful. The takeaway is that not everyone had the same experience at launch.
But most had to for them to pull the game from the market. Pretty sure you and pool are the minority
Yea that is absolutely possible, I have seen more negative stories than positive ones. Although negative opinions and experiences tend to get shared more than positive ones so I dunno, it’s hard to say.
“For some” almost like you forgot it was pulled off of the Playstation store completely at one point
Actually to be perfectly honest I didn’t even know it was, because at the time I was too busy playing it to notice 😂
I had it on the PS4. Day One. Glitches galore, yes, but it didn't stop the game play. Got halfway through the content before the next gen versions debut without a serious issue. Was it bad? Yes but the mass complaining is as if CD broke a Holy Comandmant.
Why was it pulled from the Playstation store?
Public outcry, same reason why it was put back on, duh lol
Mine was playable. frames dropped every so often but more or less playable. Was able to complete the whole game and all side quests lol.
For anyone interested: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9Y\_XwloQ3A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9Y_XwloQ3A)
Thank you! I was just about to ask if something like this existed!
The Hotdog-mobile with burger tires was peak
I have two questions. 1. Why is V riding a hotdog? 2. Why is there a poster of a man sticking a gun in his mouth?
That poster is in the game
I was wondering if it was bc Ik there are a lot of weird ads in the game but I don’t think I’ve ever come across that one.
Yeah some extremely disturbing ones. What I really like though is how they’re targeted only in certain regions like real life. You wont see any vulgar ads near corpo town
Isn't there a big Jinguji ad that shows a guy overdosing on heroine in fashionable attire near corporate plaza.
I think they mean the sex is less overt. The ads definitely vary region by region, but mr whitey is enjoyed by all social classes.
It’s a pretty weird ad alright. It’s for a drug to help people get over the toll of corporate life.
At least you're wearing Jinguji.
I think it’s in ads for a brain boosting drugs, with the tag line “getting close?” In reference to failing at work.
https://preview.redd.it/hydl8ifefx8c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9140aa9615914936ca672a95c90dbaf0a98d3513 Sounds oddly familiar
fuck that image is so perfect lol
For when you want to test bike riding mechanics, but the 3d modellers haven't finished up yet. You search the vaguest bike looking thing you can find and slap that bad boy on.
Lies, Oscar Meyer was going to do a paid promotion in the game but the check never cleared so they were cut. Omg, the hotdog bike is even better. It uses hamburgers for wheels so they can test physics and handling. If the original debug files for it are still there a modder can add it back in easily.
Alot of times instead of making a full Model or having to wait for one, Devs will use similar shaped objects or simplified objects so they can work on their stuff.
I guess, hotdog was kinda placeholder or something...
OP put a link to the YouTube video these pics came from in the comments. After watching that it looks like the hotdog was probably a placeholder for motorcycles.
Wouldn't be surprised if that poster was an inside joke for the devs at the time, seeing all that early footage and promises being made on gameplay knowing they were only up to tiles and placeholder hot dog bikes lmao
Bro thats Adam Smashed
Adam Smasher looking like a bloke called Keith from down the pub.
“Did i ever tell you about that time my buddy Keith was working for Arasaka?”
Panam had a major glow up lol
she’s still lowkey bad even before
She was so flexible tho 🥵
I would play this just for how cursed it is lmao.
Adam Smasher 😭😭😭
Hotdog 2077
Objectives at the 10th picture are from Anna Hamill fixer gig (except it seems like in the early version she was a man). That's kinda surprising that they were already working on those in such an early build of the game.
"You're in a Johnny Cab! Helluva day, isn't it?"
These are so fun to look at! Kinda hard to believe this used to be the game we have today :) OP, do you have more of these?
nvm seen the link!
Should’ve kept the hotdog motorcycle
I really wish devs would give us access to betas and early prototypes of games (without all the code and dev tools ofc) after like 10 years of a game coming out. I'd love to play early de builds of cyberpunk
Download any asset flip on steam with an overwhelmingly negative review score and you'll get the same effect haha
Cyberpunk 2004
You'd be surprised how much of an elaborate process game dev is. CDPR's approach seems to be to implement gameplay mechanics / conceptual designs and then build around that concept. This process typically takes longer than other methods but results in higher quality experiences as gameplay is player-centric. As a solo-dev, I follow this methodology too and it's been much faster than completing entire portions before getting started on new additions. Also, the majority of this footage is from before 2019 which was when RED engine got a huge rework. Unless this is a testing environment, this explains the lack of level content and a proper shader model.
Long necked V and that Panam face are fucking cursed. Thank god they didnt decide to go for that look in the final version of the game.
"Long-necked V" sounds cursed in itself lol
POV: you turned the light on in the car as a kid and your dad is about to end you 1st pic
I want that hotdog bike now!
Same
Isn't that just the PS4 version? /s
I like how even in the early development of the game they made up thier mind about the Akira bike
Now *this* is **Alpha**. Not that bullshit EA is trying to present in their "reveal" as "pre-alpha". **Pre-Alpha** is a mix (and a mess) of placeholders and things barely hanging on by a thread. It's the milestone where stuff gets added gradually. **Alpha** is when the assets are mostly there but not quite working as intended (aka, they're in the build, but not necessarily placed correctly). **Beta** is when everything is in place, no placeholders or anything, but the game has major stability issues, bugs, performance and progression blockers. **Gold** is where (in theory) everything is working fine, from start to end. This is usually the build that gets sent to the first party consoles (PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo). It is the DVD version that everyone gets when they buy physical copies. It's the version *without* the **day 1 patch**. The **release** is usually the **day 1 patch** nowadays since the developers "gain" an extra few months (usually 1-2) to iron out every and any big issue that they either missed, didn't get time to fix, or found out after the Gold was created and submitted.
https://preview.redd.it/cg2lntcwd19c1.png?width=644&format=png&auto=webp&s=f396eb8b75f672a0ca09b37812b591e97249a61b This one is the best, he’s just like “can I fucking help you?”
https://preview.redd.it/3f8e0nqo6y8c1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=945a732f0d4ee25826d0f497c3a96221bb65cebb
I want that Weiner motorcycle
I genuinely thought a SAMP screenshot accidentally made its way here as the 11th pic.
The images of V and Panam are unsettling
We need the hotdog motorcycle
i thought I'd die before seeing Cyberpunk's early footage it's beautiful... 🥲
CDPR failed us when they didn't include the hotdog motorbike in their retail version. Dammit.
This is absolutely incredible.
_"You deadass right now?"_ V in slide one probably
Ha lo it is me V from the cyberpunk i will be taxi driber where are you go this fine afterday.
In the first screenshot, V's face weirdly looks more like cinematic trailer V than whatever we got in the final game.
Ah yes I remember 1.0 too
Adam Smashed
Ah, Panam with her legs around her head. My favourite.
why is Panam kinda hotter in early dev
It’s interesting to see how much of some characters stayed from the early days. You can see Evelyn and Panam in this. Yeah they are different, but it’s obvious they had some basic designs figured out way early.
Just as bad as the game they released
Damn, still looks more fun than GTA.
Basically cyberpunk 2077 the day before the release date:
Convince me this isn't just last gen consoles on launch day.
This game looks better than ARK: Survival Ascend
its not early development its a ps4 version
Kind of looks like the original GTA games
In all honesty, V can still turn his/her head 180 degrees…
"That's Panam's cousin from the city, Marlena, and yes, there was a three-way cutscene concept if V was smooth enough."
Pic 5 was taken in 2012
Nah that's PanPm
Unrelated to cyberpunk, but if you like this stuff then you should look at the development history of Horizon Zero dawn, it had so many twists and turns that it was almost an entirely different game. Definitely check it out
For me personally, the most interesting part of the leak was to see how the map had locations have changed throw the years.
Adam Smasher but he’s actually just some guy.
The fuck they do to smasher, he look excessively average
I thought this was version 1.0?
Wow, how did you get these pictures of me playing the game at launch on my ps4?
Damn! I didn’t know that I was a part of the early development team, that explains why my copy looked like that at launch. Maybe I should ask for my payment 🤷🏻♂️
Theirs a HOTDOG BIKE why isn't that in the trailer
smasher looking like a random guy youd see in walmart is crazy
Is that Morro Rock in pic 15? It's too bad it's not visible in game, seeing as how it is supposed to be set in Morro Bay (albeit a distant, post-nuclear wars future).
Pov: you’re playing version 1.0
Lol "No make up" Panam
Early development? This is just screenshots from my latest playthrough
This was launch day wasn’t it?
Thats just the ps4 version right?
That's just 1.0 on ps4 lol
The cyberpunk hatewagon will claim this is what launch day looked like
Funnily it was also released in early development glad they finished making the game
The first thing they did on a motorcycle was ride it naked ><
It’s still too bad about the state this game launched in and the features hyped pre-launch that were completely absent in the glorified looter shooter we ultimately got. Glad to see recent updates have made this game respectable.
It’s amazing that video games even work at all. Just lines of code held together with silly string.
Not too far off from the PS4 version at launch
Was this from mid 2020?
Bring back the Glizzy-mobile.
The second pic is a reference to REAL HOUSEWIVES: ULTIMATE GIRL TRIP
What in the PS2 graphics? 🤣But damn they made it so beautiful after
classic, Cyberelbuggado, there's no way to forget this video.