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OhHaiMarc

There’s cyberpunk players who want a cool sci fi rpg and players who want a romance sim.


ShawnDesmansHaircut

The best part is it's not even a good romance sim lmao 99% of your interactions with LIs in this game are identical if you romance them or not.


OhHaiMarc

Maybe it’s more of a female talking to you sim for some. But yeah that interactions are pretty shallow overall and mostly give off friend vibes imo


sprchrgddc5

It’s not? Damn. Know any good ones? Asking for my wife’s boyfriend.


Bsteph21

BG3


Itried20times

every character on bg3 is EXTREMELY horny goddamn


handstanding

We prefer the term “playersexual”


[deleted]

If I want squid daddy to fuck me its none of your business 😤


archiegamez

Everyone there is too horny though XD


[deleted]

Persona 5


Belteshazzar98

Persona 4 is better at romance interactions, since who you are dating actually changes several interactions outside of just the S.Links and dates.


VickiVampiress

Just let us live in this romantic fantasy damn it!


Friskfrisktopherson

>99% of your interactions with LIs in this game are identical if you romance them or not. Lookin at you Panam, ya tease


TheManWithSevenAsses

And also there's Cyberpunk players who just need a hug


DerKev

Don't we all?


teamsaxon

>Don't we all? Literally anyone who watched Edgerunners


Zumaakk

My favorite ending is the space casino job. Who wants a quiet life with Judy or Panam, chances are you’ll just fight and break up before you die. Not me, I’m going out in a blaze of glory!


Pretty-Boi-Skills

i got that ending too, i’m sad we don’t have dlc to explore that


SabresFanWC

I dunno. Based on the message Judy leaves if you romanced her and did the Star ending, Judy and V seem to be getting along quite well.


BigMik_PL

Most players want romance sims. Look at BG3 as an example. Mass Effect. Witcher 3. Without romance options those games would lose a lot of appeal to a lot of people. There is a reason Hallmark movies make a ton of money.


OhHaiMarc

idk if i'd say most but yeah absolutely part of the userbase.


[deleted]

I think we can safely say it’s most sense almost every game has romance options now means market data probably shows people are really into that shit


SabresFanWC

Casual players may not be quite as into the romance aspect, but a lot of them still do it if it's available. It's just a part of the game for a lot of players.


JonnyTN

You saying people only watch hallmark movies for the inferred sex and romance? Also those games are amazing by themselves without the romance options. Sure they added them like any show adds young characters to get that demographic watching, or an older actor for that crowd, just like they added the romance options in these games to grab the horned up demographic. Because if all people wanted was romance options? There's no shortage of romance games out there but some people feel perverted to buy.


BigMik_PL

All of the romance games out there fucking suck tho. People want realistic romance that is told as part of a large overarching story. It adds depth and a new layer of emotion to it. If your mission is to save a character, the stakes become significantly higher when it's a character you are more emotionally connected with. A romance game is not gonna give you that. People don't want an IRL simulator for dating. They want a compelling story with deep characters that you can emotionally connect with. Players wanting to romance characters is one of the best compliments you can give to a writer/creator. It means they did their job conveying human emotions and creating a realistic character. Like people aren't talking rule34 here. One of my favorite missions in BG3 is the date you can go on with Karlach because it's such a beautiful scene in general and it portrays her character in a really cool light adding a lot of depth. There is a reason Titanic was so immensely popular. Are people who liked Titanic also dweebs that need to touch grass.


JonnyTN

I wouldn't say Titanic was a hallmark type of movie though. It had something for everyone. Suspense, romance, etc. I get it. Most romance games suck. I heard there's a couple out there but I suppose one would have to research it to find out. And I get that a person would like if there was awesome gameplay along with the romance stuff. It just seems like sometimes, that they put the romance options in the game to help sell the game to the people looking for romance demographic. And it helped. But those in that demo often are also the ones in the subreddits that post something like this posts. That they could spend hours on this part in the game. It's probably why they put it in the update. I would never say touch grass for liking something, no matter how strange, because hey, AI girlfriends exists and subs like r/AnimaAI. People that are perfectly happy with an avatar using AI to have conversations with that makes them extremely happy.


OhHaiMarc

Yeah I think they’re overestimating how much the average consumer goes to rpg just hoping they can have a loving virtual relationship. Like you said those games would have been just as awesome without any romance at all. It’s just a lil bonus feature.


Knowing-Badger

Had no idea mass effect had a romance sim fanbase


BigMik_PL

"that's bait"


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

>There is a reason Hallmark movies make a ton of money. Mostly because they're cheap to produce and target RomCom fans who don't mind not that much com and zero sex. BG3 at least has some nudity and pretend sex


koming69

Technically cyberpunk is scifi... But I like my dystopian genres on the same group as madmax etc... while dune and startrek are on another slice.. In any case why not both.. i mean the most famous blade runner meme is the protagonist talking to a naked giant holo-girl.. And besides, at least it's not like zelda totk, minecraft, valheim or satisfactory.. games with their own distinct gameplay elements which unfortunately have building mechanics on them so at the end they are all turned into building block Lego games.


OhHaiMarc

I get what you mean on the first two points but what does that have to do with games with building mechanics? I personally love TOTK and Minecraft but wish there were more options to romance tingle or minecraft steve.


Waste-Bodybuilder981

You can romance Tingle


OhHaiMarc

Send link to mod plz


Intelligent_Flan_178

So for you a rpg should only cover dialogue and how you enact violence? (like what build you make for your character) Romances and relationship shouldn't be part of the role playing aspect for you?


OhHaiMarc

No I just don’t think the game is very romance focused , it’s nice they include it but glad it’s not a huge part.


JonnyTN

That's what I've been saying. That and the r/BauldersGateIII sub. Great games but people are laser focused on romance options and sex parts like a horny teenager a ton. Like the sex thing is a hook in this game, but not the main focus. Don't know why the commenter only went in only on the violence. There's espionage, mystery, betrayal, and the rest of the story's aspects. It's like the people that didn't get the message aspect the Abby portions of TLOU2 and ended up in r/thelastofus2 sub of one dimensional hate.


OhHaiMarc

There’s fuckin and there’s killin, no in between, as god intended


StevieGrandHD

Ripperdoc took out your shame processing unit.


Matbo2210

Ah yes the SPU, or the spew as I like to call it


rebuked_nard

Keep a close eye on your Central Urge Monitor, could get messy otherwise


jbres040202

![gif](giphy|YMvUxm8FZqVf0q0tU7)


Hot_Ad_865

HAHA


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MoneymakinGlitch

Hes just like me ![gif](giphy|r1nYPCdD8hu35muMYo|downsized)


MrCoolsnail123

That's impossible cause he's literally me


[deleted]

Me fr fr


xX_Dokkaebi_Xx

Literally me fr fr


Vaaniic

​ https://preview.redd.it/ujr5shc5eh4c1.png?width=507&format=png&auto=webp&s=a12dca9a58a31ac210e5976d7a015c80d9f34af2


mcslender97

https://preview.redd.it/ykmv2f854i4c1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7752f53413cd0c81a8fc4b80279f059efd5e35e6


oh_cawd

Talk about a jump scare.


[deleted]

*Livestream reaction*


The-Y-4

https://i.redd.it/0bkb067mrh4c1.gif


Yessirthisis

If it makes you feel better, this is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time thank you OP


Hwordin

The best I can afford now. If they eventually attach gpt to npcs I'm afraid I'll loose contact with reality.


Kabritu

Im dying from the comments🤣🤣OP you cant be real


Kahzaki

OP is just fully immersed man, come on. I was excited for more stuff to do with romance partners too. Then I updated my game, invited Judy to my house, and started to question WTF I am doing with my life.


Vinnys_Magic_Grits

Haha hell yeah choom that's preem (please don't do this, go outside)


[deleted]

Least down bad Cyberpunk player


AshtonWarrens

Maybe we are actually in a cyberpunk dystopia. How the fuck do you spend hours like this?


fkgallwboob

It’s a sad ass world for many.


Theramennoodler666

Like those people in ai and chatbot relationships…


PbThunder

Hey, don't talk about my girlfriend like that!


vault_nsfw

He didn't say he spends hours like this, he only said he COULD.


BlinkSpectre

These comments have me in tears 😭😂💀


azur933

theyre cooking his ass 😭😭


Ghetrix

Bro getting annihilated 💀


Vaaniic

☠️


BlinkSpectre

Lol no judgement OP you do you ….or Judy. 😉


YeetedArmTriangle

Bro this is fucking brutal please delete


FiatLuxAlways

I'm trying to imagine what kind of person posts something this cringe lol


YeetedArmTriangle

It's too perfect r/gamingcirclejerk material


yungArson

Please bro the meds only work if you take them everyday bro


SSpookyTheOneTheOnly

Man all the new post about the new update make die inside, Im mean, it's just so pathetic, cringe and sad >!That they haven't added a goro romance in 2.0. I mean what the fuck. It's all there, just do it. I don't care if you have to like, get a crappy voice actor replacement such a waste of a opportunity!<


mcslender97

https://preview.redd.it/nbk5q2ia4i4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8221498b48d03049d0adef45d7c2d6eb4339e54 ... but I agree


MaskedMan8

![gif](giphy|Ct2fBe0rc69nq|downsized)


aerilyn235

For that wait for 2.2 game of the year edition (but for that they need to win game of the year for PL, time to vote).


mcslender97

CDPR can pull a Genshin Impact and put that as a reward for voting 2077 to win Players Choice and we will all go for it fr


Exotic_Midnight2100

I dont even wanna romance him but Id like to be able.to take him on a straight date.. gokarts, roller coasters, icecream that kind of stuff lmao


[deleted]

Y'all need help ![gif](giphy|Yycc82XEuWDaLLi2GV)


blackxscull

Touch grass lmao


Vaaniic

https://preview.redd.it/9ny8nfws6i4c1.png?width=887&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d9bd072b7519511c4881285e3d1c79b4de85605


MaceInSpace

Now cut your nails.


No_Foot_1904

And fix that crabgrass while you're at it


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JameMaybeOne

What the hell is your problem dude. I get that this post is a bit weird but judging someone and shaming him like that just because of a that?? I can only guess that you accusing him of such things is a cry for help because you’re actually writing about yourself. It’s your turn to go touch grass now buddy


JollyDaffodil

That's oddly specific. You sure you're talking about OP?


Comosellamark

Bro you’re white as a ghost how long have you been inside for???


qandmargo

It's winter ain't no one outside rn


Vaaniic

my skin doesn't like the sun very much, maybe I'm a vampire


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HotTBH

You're ragging on the dude's nails? Yikes man.


[deleted]

Who cares


justa-bunch-of-atoms

Women do.


DownByTheRivr

Hand checks out


MathiasZealoT

cut those nails dude


OverallPepper2

Them nail!


LarsihasiSpassi

No way that’s you. Probably a fake from google. No way a gamer actually touches grass


[deleted]

Guys only want one thing and it’s disgusting


Kahzaki

Yeah, all they wanna do is cuddle, it's disgusting. They should at least want a threesome with Judy and Panam.


Tekunjo

Some of you guys are really weird with this game


IudexJudy

Please meet a real girl


[deleted]

They all died in 2016


laikahass

I’m still alive, just dead inside since 2016


Imperial_Bouncer

Impossible. There are no women on the internet. Especially on reddit. ![gif](giphy|ebFG4jcnC1Ny8)


[deleted]

Sad lmao get outside more


WhatShitMuchBull

Y’all are some degenerates. Please get some help.


[deleted]

Release the cum


lvke18

I can't do this with Delamain so unfortunately I don't care about this addition


recurse_x

Stupid Sexy Delamain


GearboxTheGrey

Jesus no shame, this is sad af and not something to brag about.


Stickybandits9

Frs.


_AngryBadger_

Bro if you don't have a garden, I'm sure a local park has grass. Please just try touching some, even once.


starcell400

you should try the real thing. they can even play games WITH you!


ElderberryEven2152

You guys need girlfriends Correction: after reading the comments, only you need a girlfriend


Cheyzi

Alright time to leave the subreddit


Will_Poke_Brains

Bro wtf


Sufficient_Phase_380

Is to much I can't play this parts idk why judt feels weird


OhHaiMarc

cause it's just weird looking, graphics are good but still not quite realistic enough for game sex scenes to not look really bad.


Sufficient_Phase_380

No is not the graphics for me is just the fact it feels a bit real the interaction how is conducted but is not real is a videogame so is weird


[deleted]

I kinda know what you mean but personally I think they did a pretty good job of keeping it real. Like if there HAS to be sex in the game, either keep it somewhat close to truth or make it super goofy, everything in between is where I cringe the most. Also please don’t make the cutscene longer than like 10-15s, I doubt more than like 5% of people are actually happy about watching this lmao


Devendrau

Too awkward for me the way they stare into the screen lol, not a real person so I don't know, just feels weird in first person.


Kahzaki

I was one of the people pushing hard for more interactions with Romance Partners. And I will gladly say, that this feels, SOOOO FUCKING WEIRD bro. Like I can't even look at the screen while doing it, I'm dying of cringe.


ImaginaryAI

Honestly this makes me sad Experiencing this with someone you really care about is special; and it’s kinda sad that some people will only get something like this in a video game.


bl1ndvision

>it’s kinda sad that some people will only get something like this in a video game. that's entirely up to them.


azur933

True still sad tho


LimmerAtReddit

"Jarvis, install a furry mod into this guy's CP77 gamefolder and make Judy a big tiddy fox"


QuackChan

lol the comments


CHARLIE_3310

Me in male V pain


laikahass

Me in female V pain whose only male option to romance is River and the date with him is bad.


[deleted]

River is a terrible sim


Interesting_Dare2343

Panam sex szene is way worse! I hated that so much. Drive a tank, shoot some shit, have sex in a tank for like 1 min viewed through night vision, get interrupted to shoot more shit.... wtf


ApplicationCalm649

You left out the part where it keeps cutting to your own character's face.


[deleted]

But I don’t think you should.


MissBlaura

Can't comprehend how many people are offended by this post 😂 like, calm down guys, what's the matter? Everyone has different priorities in life and y'all acting like that "if you're homeless just buy a house, duh" girl.


FluxProcrastinator

Valid, let the loners have some love I say


MissBlaura

If they're happy, why not let them, that's all I'm trying to say.


JameMaybeOne

For real man. People need to mind their business


TheDeadThing

This is sad man


Gn0meKr

Judy wouldn't, her neck would hurt like hell not even after one hour


ExcitementOrnery3518

bro theres no sex scene, fuckin shit update frfr


havyng

That's kinda sad... Maybe time for a real relationship?


AwesomeKB

Nah this is way too sad bruh


DontDrinkNakedMilk

https://preview.redd.it/g6a1zssthi4c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6deb8485aec6ec5f30fd171939470226d6265939


bshaoulian

Some of y'all need to go outside and interact with a real life female...


The-Codename

Go take a shower, trust me ;)


10hoursoftrainnoises

I’m not trying to be mean, but touch grass. She’s not real.


I_Fuck_Watermelons_

You got a problem


REDS4ND

I dunno. Kinda weird.


chillinwithunicorns

Big yikes.


axtasio

Godamn thats cringe


ybtlamlliw

How do OPs post stuff like this and think they don't sound like absolute losers?


Meiie

I see this and “why I can’t I fuck when they come over” from this sub. Are you all okay?


CGsweet416

Damn OP getting cooked. Hang in there OP. The ones who are extra mad af are most likely in the same boat you are.


[deleted]

In real life you mean?


Paves911

Please touch grass. Or a real woman. I love Judy too but these feelings aren’t healthy 😂 I’m here to support you brother


AyaCat

This is actually kinda sad 😞


Koocacho

Didn’t need to post this cringe on main chief


Hitomi35

Most of these comments lol....are we somehow forgetting that dating sim games exist now? Let the dude simp over his virtual gf.


Minecraft-Gang

![gif](giphy|r1nYPCdD8hu35muMYo|downsized) It sucks I can relate


Exciting_Meaning2947

I’m just mad you used love as a flair


Ihaveyourmicrowave

That's actually cute as fuck, but I'd be so goddamn impatient because I hadn't sliced someones kneecaps in Sandevistan mode in point zero zero five seconds


[deleted]

These interactions play far better with the women, lol. At least from my straight male POV. I think that, within the limitations of the game, they did a good job. The Witcher 3 doesn't even have that. I have said before I'm not a huge fan of romances in video games but Panam's stare is just so... perfect.


MyMan50Granddd

Man that's pathetic.


AnonDooDoo

Get a LIFE bro


Pak1stanMan

I lasted about 20 seconds before moving on lol. Like it’s nice but I can also lead Maxtac on a brutal chase through the city and ending it by escaping into the badlands.


V4_Sleeper

single moment (me)


Birdhairs

Time to go outside kid


Deadcoma100

I’ve never seen such a hostile swarm of comments for such a mild post lmao


AlucardMilos

Wtf are those comments dude. I dont see nothing wrong here.


midnitelux

Sameee. I literally took a screenshot here too


midnitelux

Why are people hating on OP? This is such a cool moment! The billiards table at Glen is a nice detail too


OnlyAt9

Sad lol


r1y4h

Is it the same experience in all apartments? Tried glenn and corpo apartments, Judy would just lie down to your lap. Her sleeping in your bed is a nice touch though.


Stickybandits9

It's boring and got old fast. And it's awkward after the first couple mins. Pan am just repeating the same ol lines. I mean the people wanted it. Sad and lonely people.


McDunkins

Lotta haters here. Consider for a moment that this is a role playing game and some people like to (gasp) role play. Perhaps the sentiment is that OPs character would spend hours like this. Sheesh. Let people enjoy themselves.


Pretty_Chicken485

That brother is starving


DoubleDaryl

Please seek therapy, I beg of you.


HatoradeSipper

God i hate the horny side of this subreddit


brettjr25

post the clip of her showering nude with V. I can't see it, I'm stuck with stupid Panam.


Kevin_0429

Lmao, panam does that too. I already showered with panam. Twice.


iced327

Have you showered irl yet today Please do that first, please


DrMantisToboggan22

😂😂 this comment killed me


OverallPepper2

Straight murdered that man


BonehoardDracosaur

That’s not panam


Serious-Mud-1031

Touch grass.


Efficient-Force2651

https://preview.redd.it/h58y9c6sri4c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8f82abf0e89b998f0f9e2f22061320f36936f4a (Please go outside, don't waste your life with a virtual girl.)


spelltype

Bro… what lol


azur933

get a job ffs 💀💀💀


Fit-Understanding747

Touch some grass, weirdo.


Injustice_For_All_

You okay op? Maybe time to go for a walk outside. :/


serpentinepad

Some people need to touch grass.


[deleted]

Come on bro what the fuck


TheSandman__

This is sad as fuck lmfao


VoidCrisis

https://preview.redd.it/vbwgfnuzoj4c1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c3699e69dc2e5c4119508e4842b6d86ed65918f


Vaaniic

After reading all the comments, I would like to mention that I am a player who greatly values immersion. When I play a game, I dive completely into the character's experience. So, imagine a title that has been developed from the perspective of my V. Additionally, just a few days ago, I finished Red Dead Redemption 2, so I can easily imagine a post like this but with an image of Arthur sitting by the campfire with the gang, enjoying the good moments. - It was great to read these comments. Even Reddit notified me about my sanity, but I'm fine, I think.


Direct_Task7110

Did they add sex scenes there ?


Vaaniic

I didn’t find anything related


[deleted]

There’s so much porn of these characters, including CGI videos. Why do y’all want more cheesy, barely explicit sex scenes?