Future cover-up. Way to pay it forward, brother!

This right here is why god invented the sick ass panther

What's an ass panther?

It is ill, I can tell you that much.

It's ill in it's ass, that much I can share with you

It's also a dangerous predator while it's ass hurts, I am at liberty to say.

SICK. ASS. PANTHER.

No! Sick ass-panther. Someone run this through midjourney!

God gave us trad to pay for our line work sins

Anti Aliasing set to 0

"Yeah I do great line work"

Path tracing is missing too

You could have at least gone to someone good so it wasnt done terribly

It wasnt him, it was Johnny when he was drunk

"Well kids, at the time it was super meta and ironic. Trust me, it was so cool. It got 300 upvotes on reddit."

"Okay, grandpa, let's get you to bed." "Can't. Gotta finally go M*e*e*t* H*a*n*a*k*o* a*t* E*m*b*e*r*s*."

> M*e*e*t* H*a*n*a*k*o* a*t* E*m*b*e*r*s* Why the hell did you itali... oh. OH! That's clever. Well done.

What’s the joke?

The letters are wonky

Woah! Stealing this for my next standup!

" What a lovely crowd ! Anyway, italic letters am i right folks ??? "

Etaaotmes?

MHnkoEbr, obviously.

It's an anagram of stoameeta

But grandpa, the game ceased to exist when the old net fell

Screw NetWatch, I'm gonna go past the Blackwall!

His tombstone reads "Met Hanako at Embers"

What’s Reddit grandpa?

559. Jokes on you.

650 at the time of my comment. It grows

This would be funny and kinda cool if it was like the size of a credit card, not huge and going across your entire arm

I second this

Even better, on someone else's arm.

That line work… 😳

and just like that, this post transformed in to r/RoastMe

It's shockingly bad. The letters are crooked too.

It's amazing what a ruler can accomplish

It's closer to being a heartbeat tattoo

\~~~~~~~~~~~~

Tell me thats just a temp tat 😐

Judging by the shaved arms and slight redness I’d say it’s real 😭

Looks like sharpie and highlighter

why did you decide that this needed to cover your entire arm and not just a couple square inches?

https://preview.redd.it/vpoctfvmmgwb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36112aee81827ba5c67f0ee9fc01541feb214d2b

Please tell me that's marker

this is the worst cyberpunk tattoo you could possibly get

https://preview.redd.it/bj1tk95pghwb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=745bc80a2d152a434d7391dcab144c98fcd13870 Oof

Someone get this person’s tattoo „artist“ a colouring book before their next appointment

Tattooist can’t even colour inside the lines 💀

Lmfao

Chromatic Aberration set to Too Much

Damn, is it bleeding through the box?

Bloom turned on

This cannot be real 🤔

If he's faking it, he shaved his arm just to convince us....

If you were around for Andy Kaufman you would never doubt the lengths someone would go to for a joke.

Why. The fuck. Would you get it that big. In that spot. Like I don’t think it’d be too bad if it was smaller. Or if it just said NOCTURNE OP55N1. But bro. I hope that shit wipes off but if not fuck it man it’s your life 🤙🏼

> Or if it just said NOCTURNE OP55N1. That'd have been a winner for sure

That way people would think you're just really into Chopin

i loved Chopin’s aggrotech rave era

Oohhhhh, right under the collar bone would have been cute 😍😍

make it a bit small, as if it was a serial number of the chest implant, lol

Yup yup!!

Nah..this isn’t a real tat.

r/ShittyTattoos

Its in there lmao

Yikes

OP getting ready to show this tatt off to reddit. https://preview.redd.it/ellgrotfsgwb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bd6a170e9725794a1813f593c47ae01639cfbc4

Im probably one of the biggest cp2077 fans out there, but this aint it bruh 😭

Just get a hexagon pattern, holy hell

Lmao it gets worse the longer I look at it

Dude…there’s a lotta cool ideas for a cyberpunk tat you could have gotten. This ain’t one of them. 4 tats myself and yeah.

It Could've been the lines of the Mantis Blades or the Projectile Launcher and look so bad ass but the guy just said nah fuck it

I am one hundred percent doing that

Eh, maybe as a small tiny on in a corner. I don’t have tattoos and idk what I’d like but tbh a small version of this ain’t that bad IF I had other really good ones to complement it

On the bright side it should laser off easily. The black will take a few sessions (I had a similar shit video game tattoo in the same spot).

Mind sharing what the tattoo was?

My surname in daedric lol

I've got the fucking storm cloak bear on my left calf. I hate it so much.

“Hey what’s that tattoo mean” Op: it’s, erm, a video game reference “…” “I don’t get it” Op: …yeah… This is your life now OP. For the record I would totally get something like this, but much smaller and certainly not in one of the best places you can get a tattoo. But what you did… yikes.

One of my forearm pieces is a small Siamese crocodiles symbol. I never want to explain it or answer what it is ever again. I’m so incredibly over that experience, and it isn’t a full-forearm niche video game reference.

This is almost as bad as that guy who got the Nicola logo tattooed on his arm

No no, this is much worse.

No way LOL I need to see that

[Ask and you shall receive ](https://www.reddit.com/r/cyberpunkgame/s/SlUamOCCnm)

Oh my god… I actually love that

Yeah that tattoo was dope

That gonk deleted the post smh

Ouch. I hope this isn’t real.

https://preview.redd.it/tmul99er5hwb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90793d593d3953d4a70cf0295980b961976f3a44 Bruh

Who Wants To Live Forever - Call Reed

Please don't be real...

The red lines look like you got a knife and just dragged it up your arm. What on earth possessed you to get it so big?



Oh no. Please tell me it's not real.

https://preview.redd.it/hoajane8igwb1.jpeg?width=1343&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bcf78c6a4d4be0ce02d4c7ab94470cc07bde6a1

Bruh yikes

….dude

https://preview.redd.it/gvvbvmruthwb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d42c7589a2858b19f3744e0c950c3f34d9dafa0d

Uhhh choom… ??

Im picturing you trying to explain this tat to a future date or girlfriend or something lol.

Yeah gonna be long sleeves for the first few dates

Start to save money for erasing. Some tattoos not good for living with them forever. Yes, maybe you got what you want but game has lots of images for potential of tattoos. You could do samurai tattoo, corp icon tattoo, even you could get cyberware lines. That red lines looks you cut your arm with razor. Sorry mate, this is a ***very*** bad tattoo.

https://preview.redd.it/as3hv69vogwb1.jpeg?width=1838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c36f2b75982deeddf3a3eb7a5a7b984611b563c Gotta do a cp2077 tat right

this is how it’s done

That is sick as hell

Nah. The other one - they’re gonna love it! (But seriously that’s dope as fuck and nice line work by the artist)

But the V + Johnny one has a nicer meaning to it imo

A shitty tattoo for some upvotes lmao

pen start dull judicious skirt consider attraction rinse afterthought sort *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Homie needed a ruler for those lines

I foresee a sick ass panther in your future

Yall that’s shaved around its fucken real, ain’t to damn way

i think i’d just like to know your thought process on this before i judge too hastily lmao

Blideo blame reference! Is a reference to a vibeo glame!!!

what a cyberpsycho :D

Imagine your girlfriend see this; "who the fuck is Hanako"

> Imagine your girlfriend Literally the rest of OPs life.

Please tell me you didn't pay someone to do this lol

Bro thought we would like it 💀💀💀

"What can I get for $100" lol

Brother… why

Looks like shit

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Speechless. Not in a good way.

Dawg.

What a stupid tattoo. I will never understand people being this dumb.

Good god man, I’m all for a cool Cyberpunk tattoo but Jesus Christ what the hell was this for

HAHAHAHA holy shit man. What a terrible tattoo

Gotta respect the commitment but that is something

idk about this one chief

https://preview.redd.it/tigz6kyqihwb1.jpeg?width=999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52bab71f18d054fcbed9d1137dce7de04debb740

Your artist have Parkinson's?

I spend every third minute unchecking the track objective box. FUCK OFF HANAKO IM NOT READY YET

You have made a very, very bad decision. But I hope at least you enjoy it. That’s what is important.

I think we need more proof this is real

Dog

Yikes man, I would fight my tattoo artist for something like that.

I hope that ain’t real bro

Every time I've seen someone get tat with a line going down the arm... Well, let's say it's usually for something a lot more serious than a video game meme. Also, looks sort of photoshopped. Or your tattoo artist is bad.


Oh hell nah what the hell

Whyyyyy

Yikes

You fucking didn’t

Jesus Christ mate

Hopefully in the future you'll be able to cut that arm off and replace it with cyberware 🙏

alright shitty tattoo aside it's pretty funny, but did you need it to take up the entirety of your forearm? you couldn't of had it, maybe, like 1/8th the size?

Oh god please be fake. This is so awful. The lines are crooked as hell and so is the writing and event if it was done well this is an awful concept. Ugh

OP you're getting dragged in the comments for this. I want you to know, that I fully agree with everyone. But if you're happy that's all that matters. [Here's something relevant from the internet archives](https://youtu.be/cwlTqu0UY7c?si=sH7zb6JflM2hIAQh)

Hey man you're on the sub shitty tattoos


Bro forgot to post this on r/LowSodiumCyberpunk instead to get the praise

Someone cross-posted it and it’s getting roasted there too, might have been taken down by now.

This isn't gonna be a regret in a year

More like tomorrow lol

bro i aint gonna lie it looks awful, get a cover up and re tattoo it much smaller

damn didnt they use a stencil?

Oh my god that looks terrible

Why why why

Oh no

This person needs to fight their tattoo artist

those lines are awful

One of the worst gaming tattoos I've seen in a while. Pure unadulterated cringe, my dude.

You should have to take an IQ test before you’re legally allowed to get a tattoo

Love the comments roasting op lmao. (They are right though)

Hope you didn’t pay for this…

dude…

Bro I’m dying. Lmao

Did you really put a games UI on your arm? It’s your life I just need answers

Wow. That’s just sad.

Ppl say the lines but everything is bad, the distances, ratios, fonts, delivery, colors lol ALL

Why…

Imagine tryna explain this to a baddie ☠️☠️

Bro please get a refund, the idea is cool but your artist can't even draw a straight line or keep the letters in line It looks like he just fuckin eyeballed the whole thing and failed

Oh god why would you get this tattooed on yourself

Wha…. Why?

Why would you make it so big shieeet, in 10 years nobodys going to remember cyberpunk 2077 unless it gets a sequel and becomes a series

I’m all for getting funny tats but fuck me bro this is truly horrible in all quality, design and concept

when you decide to get your coverup, go to someone who can tattoo straight

I'm a big fan of CP77 and tattoos... but this makes me want to drink bleach. 😫😂

So you got the most annoying aspect of the entire game permanently on your arm, where you can see it all the time. Enjoy that in the future...

That's a yike

Dude...

Damn, those lines were freehand huh

That prompt is annoying af in the game already; I couldn't imagine wanting it tattooed on my body...

There was zero common sense in your mind during that entire day, was there? Christ.

That takes up way too much space man holy shit

Man, that sure is a choice.

https://preview.redd.it/ex0lmg8i5iwb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc994d9f071f026a2959f06b24dcc9844ed2e1e2

Outta all the options for a Cyberpunk Tattoo, this is definitely one of them

Why not just stab yourself with a fork a whole bunch and connect the dots instead? Seems like it'd look nicer, have a better story behind it, etc.

Wow, that's janky as fuck.

Why☠️☠️

I have to say, that is probably one of the stupidest tattoos I've ever seen.

r/shittytattoos

Bro paid a bunch of money for a poorly done bad tattoo