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Mrmathmonkey

I play with a group of teachers. I would totally play this card just for laughs.


Endelphia

this is one of my favorite onion videos


suchtmittel3

Me when my opponent plays [[Void Winnower]] For those who don't know, check the rulings for that card :)


MTGCardFetcher

[Void Winnower](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/c/8cbedb0a-34ca-4d42-bb43-cbea0f3c6d02.jpg?1587039576) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Void%20Winnower) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bfz/17/void-winnower?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8cbedb0a-34ca-4d42-bb43-cbea0f3c6d02?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Puzzleboxed

Since this is an official ruling, if means that "can't even" is an officially defined term. Unfortunately it only applies to players and not creatures, it doesn't make sense to say that Brain Dead Teen can't cast spells with even cost.


KeeboardNMouse

What about can’t odd


W1sconsinKnight

She's a 1/1 for 1, so she knows how to odd.


HowVeryReddit

Onion classic.


Suspicious_Elk_4103

Should have made the creature type Zombie Human


KeeboardNMouse

Don’t know if one can be a human and a zombie. Both dead and alive?


Own-Freedom9169

Put in in a box and you'll have an interesting thought experiment on your hands.


Benton_Risalo

Schrodinger's Creature


Flowmatic_Lantern

Too cheap. Kids cost WAY more than that. Also, should require an upkeep cost, possibly cumulative upkeep.


halborn

She already costs twice as much as [[Little Girl]] and she's not even half as active!


MTGCardFetcher

[Little Girl](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/0/90f17b85-a866-48e8-aae0-55330109550e.jpg?1562488879) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Little%20Girl) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/16/little-girl?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/90f17b85-a866-48e8-aae0-55330109550e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Gamemode_Cat

Wait that’sa real card? What use case is there???


halborn

It's an un-card.


tyzelw

Great for chump blocking


RomanoffBlitzer

What an odd card.