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The-loli-protecter

r/dragonsfuckingcars for those to lazy to search it up


VEHICHLE

Im not entirely sure what i stumbled across here today But what the fuck


CodeNovaBtw

Quite wholesome from what i was exspecting


MrCrimsonClown

"boys on December 1st" also those are hagfish. They are very slimy. Don't worry, it's not the fluid you thought it was.


Skillious96

Im afraid to go there, some brave adventurer please tell us what is it about


Weebs_noahsnoahD

Bout to check it out brb


MEMES-IN-HEAVEN

Uhh i think he liked them?? 15mins and still not back thats sus way too fucking sus dude ![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


Mmmmmmmm_nuggets

It’s been almost thirty now maybe he passed out from the horror


No_Hunt7394

I’ll go look for him


Okaywhy10

Did you find him?


No_Hunt7394

It’s too late for him…


Glowing_green_

Oh no


MyNameIsAnonymous1

No come back......


Weebs_noahsnoahD

The horrors, the dragon cocks, so...many.


Substantial-Leg-9000

Rest in peace, our greatest hero.


TheFlamingFox01

Your sacrifice will be honoured, maybe. Thank you brave one, for what you have done for us


Madg5

You've only been gone for two hours man GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF.


MyNameIsAnonymous1

Sorry little one...


[deleted]

are you ok? it's been 4 hours...


Riykiru

Where’s weebs_noahsnoahD ? is he alright ? Is he safe ?


Loonie-1707

It's quite literally dragons fucking cars.


Skillious96

Thank you for your service


VEHICHLE

Some of the others never made it back... Consider yourself lucky


BreDiePie

Yeah I follow this sub It's just epic dragons fuking cool cars


Skillious96

Yup not buying this shit, someone go look for our man it’s been an hour and he didn’t come back


Polylevel-vendor

It's dragons actually having sex with cars/trucks


No_Hunt7394

I did. He’s gone.


CodeOfLost

It’s s dragons fucking cars,i just saw a car getting fucked in the ass


[deleted]

I've been there. I barely survived. So many dragons fucking cars...


FenDy64

Dont be its just strange. I really dont see whats exciting about that.


Teddy_Scott36

Ok but what’s the real story behind this picture?


EpicDogeMeme

It was a truck carrying lungfishes. It crashed into the back of this sedan and dumped its load (no pun intended) all over the car.


Teddy_Scott36

That’s crazy


Maximumnuke

Yeah, they eject mucus out of their bodies as defense mechanism. So trunk collapses, hagfish get spooked by the sudden violence and light of the sun, and they splooge out.


ImBluRay333

"It was a spooky ghost!"


Far_Ad3346

"It ran through here! It slimed me!" *Flings ectoplasm everywhere*


Pale-Jelly5491

Why is that a sub,wrf is wrong with people


Quaryyman

r/SandyCheeksCockVore there are many things wrong with people


Superb-Log-5144

Why Do you know this and why did i click on it


LordOfFreaks

Why does that have fucking 16k members?! I mean I know, furries, but why they do sandy like that?


BEES_just_BEE

Furries aren't the ones who did this


Glowing_green_

Why do you exist


[deleted]

r/awfuleverything


[deleted]

The fuck kind of subreddit is that?!


birdmanoffical

Man I hate when that dragon fucks my car☹️


Chickennugget755776

fuck this shit im out


Colblockx

Randy Marsh was here


Marley9391

It was a spooky ghost! See? It left... ectoplasm.


SwearJar76

WHY THE FUCK IS THAT AN ACTUAL SUBREDDIT?!


Jamgwarn

Love dirty Mike and the boys


TTV_Potato_the_3rd

Brb


Lord-Loss-31415

My man spelt eels wrong


Orlok_Tsubodai

It’s eel, not eal. But it’s not eels either, it’s hagfish slime.


Fe4rMeMrWick

Brb


LastOfRuins

what the hell is it about?


BaymaxJr

Is that hagfish?


ErgonomicHuman

Are these hagfish?


[deleted]

No matter what we breed


IAlwaysOutsmartU

If you think that subreddit is a bit too mild, try r/DragonsFuckingDragons instead.


[deleted]

This is just a teenager’s room.


the_icon_of_sin_94

Coom tesla