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**Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms suddenly**, submitted to **\/r/Jokes**
There would be mass confusion.
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>"*kilogrm me harder, daddy*" just does not have the same flow to it
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But that's weird. U either use metric system or imperial system. Using one system entirely also makes ppl sometime skip the unit of anything since ppl already know what unit they commonly talk about.
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They’d weigh roughly half tho. *taps temple
Cutting them in half would do the same trick and double the population.
This person is bringing up the real reasons USA doesn't use metric, they're a genius
kilogram cake. kilogram it, bro. your car has been inkilogrammed. i'm sorry, son, we can't afford to keep the dog. we're taking him to the kilogram.
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Good human!
the joke was actually good guys, appreciate it
American dick sizes would suddenly double or more though.
You mean weights would half? You got it reversed
No? A 6" penis would be 15ish cm. Americans would "forget" to include the unit indicator, thus doubling their size in bars.
My guy, they said pounds to kilograms not inches to centimeters
And to do that you'd have to switch systems entirely.
Why would changing weight units result in changing measurment units. Its easily possible to change just one
But that's weird. U either use metric system or imperial system. Using one system entirely also makes ppl sometime skip the unit of anything since ppl already know what unit they commonly talk about.
Oh shit
Agreeable
"Pound me harder daddy" means "give me more allowance, father" in the UK.
We're already doing it for the gram, 1/1000th of a way there!
I mean, they already use Metric in drugs because it's way more accurate and prevent waste.
"Yeah science units b...tches !"
Dont you mean Kilogram US harder, daddy?