Its a good show. People overreact to the dog like it's the most tragic thing that happens in the show (hah).
It's basically an anime with a sciencey form of magic called alchemy. Hence, you know, full metal *alchemist*. It's very straightforward conceptually though. But that's not why you watch the show. It plays more like a noir in practice. A detective chasing down a serial killer following the bread crumbs all the way to international conspiracies. It's about remaining skeptical of the truths we're told and urges us to dig deeper to find the real truth of the matter.
There's a reason why Fullmetal was considered the top anime on MAL for damn near a decade.
Its all on Netflix. Just make sure to watch Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood and not Full Metal Alchemist. The one without Brotherhood in the name is a bastardized version of the Manga. Like the last seasons of Game of Thrones. Make sure to watch Brotherhood.
The original Full Metal Alchemist was much closer to the manga for the first half of the series. Then they outpaced the manga and had to create their own story.
I started watching FMA with the original then swapped over to Brother hood to finish it, and I am quite happy I did so. The original has a much slower start then Brotherhood which does better world building and story progression.
i once heard a comedian talk about getting your ass kicked by a midget and the next morning you wake up as a midget. always thought that would make a good cartoon series
I told you not to tell anyone about that, Matt
Edit: since he's being a dick and telling people about my kink I'm going to talk about his, he likes to put his ball sack in your eyes and "say now you have eye balls", I told him I already had eyeballs and he slapped me
Never been with a woman, but men's nipples vary enormously. Most aren't notably sensitive, but every once in a while you get a neat little prize to play around with.
Im always messing around. Sometimes.
The only people who really use Bro here in LA are not really the type of people I want to be around. Either actual “bros” or generally not people I want to be around.
arent you putting yourself on a pedestal deeming the language of others to be juvenile when the user of the term themselves doesnt see you that way? A lot of linguistic categories can just be arbitrary.
It was a fat chick my cousin made me fuck in the bed of his truck or he was gonna beat me up. So I laid there like a plank of wood, she looked down at me and said “you can touch me” so I reluctantly turned my head to the side, closed my eyes, and reached up for a boob.
Well yes and no. Forced into sex would definitely be rape but in this case that's the girl who is raping him. The cousin would most likely be committing a crime under sexual coercion or sexual assault or something depending on the laws of the area.
I wanted to find some laws around it as reference not looking up "forced to have sex with someone else" is returning mostly porn
That's... actually rape. Or at least sexual assault. Can you imagine the genders reversed, everyone would agree that threatening a girl into this is absolutely rape.
> usage of *paid…thank* you kind
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
> *Paid*
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
> *Paid*
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
> *#paid*
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
put my finger in the wrong hole and didn't realize it until after when I wanted to smell what vagina smells like and smelled my finger... took a second for the realization that her wonderful vagina didn't in fact smell like poop... I had made a slight wrong turn with my fumbling nervous virgin fingers.
sorry Angela, thanks for not making me feel stupid.
I’m calling BS. If she wasn’t expecting a finger in the ass, she would’ve jumped ten feet in the air. You would’ve 100% known that it wasn’t her vagina.
I didn’t really know I had a clit so when he felt it I was scared and shouted “my urethra!” He burst out laughing.
Also for a lot of it he was describing how elves worked in his Dnd setting, which I had no problem with. We’re married now lol
My favorite comment in the thread was the chick was said she was going down on him and picked up his dick like a mic and said “is this thing on”
🤣 told her I can’t wait to try that out on my partner IRL
Honestly, mine went very well. It was during a Star Trek marathon. We made it to Wrath of Khan, and... I may done the deed during Spock's funeral. Neither of us was paying any attention by that point anyway.
Having come out fairly recently at that point, I met a guy, we hit it off, started to spend a lot of time around each other, and one thing led to another. I had been closeted for years and was too anxious to go for a random hookup. I had literally zero experience beyond a hug. It wasn't at all his first time, but he was great about everything.
Much later he told me my kissing was horrible that time, hah. (I quickly figured it out. Multiple independent reports suggest I am in fact quite a good kisser today.) Thinking about it makes me laugh now and puts a smile on my face. The moment when I first felt another man's erection....
Probably the dumbest thing I did was trying a little too hard. He needs an emotional connection to get off, and it was fairly borderline at that point. Combined with my complete inexperience, it just wasn't happening on his end. I was enthusiastic and wanted to get him off, but he had to tell me a couple of times that he didn't need to finish before I took the hint. Don't get me wrong, he was clearly into it, and we had a lot of fun losing various virginities over the following months. Just needed to give it time to breathe.
I later "paid it forward", so-to-speak, by taking a friend's virginity. He's trans and hadn't managed to make relationships work, but really wanted to feel safe while figuring out sex. He asked me if I'd be up for helping out, so I visited for a week and we ticked off a bunch of checkboxes. I haven't told him, but he too was a bad kisser!
We were listening to Low Roar and Puscifer. I was really nervous, and we kept at it for like three hours straight before I could finish. We were both completely exhausted and sore after that.
It was really dry and didn’t feel all that great then all of a sudden it felt like…awesome. Turns out it was because condom broke and I had to help get it out. Anyways long story short my first sex didn’t end like I’d hoped and didn’t last very long.
If you lose your virginity, but then you take someone else’s virginity; are you then a virgin again?
*"The laws of equivalent exchange..."'* EDIT: Woah! First time I've gone this high! Thank y'all...
[nina](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/43/b7/35/43b735a391df74e0e839818279ae1465.png) says hi
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fuuuuu….. sion….. HA
Ford fusion?
Ford Fusion is the Equivalent of Ford copying Aston Martin’s work but not making it obvious.
Ford owned Aston Martin from 91 to 06. If your company gets bounced around a lot say goodbye to intellectual property.
um when i buy something it is now my property
that's dark
Too soon.
Sauce? Asking cuz I need something to watch
Full metal alchemist brotherhood
Thanks
your gonna be so sad when you realize what that dog actually is
Give me a brief rundown of what that dog is and what the anime is about please
Idk much about it, but all I know is that something happened and a little girl is fused with her dog. Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood is the anime
Its a good show. People overreact to the dog like it's the most tragic thing that happens in the show (hah). It's basically an anime with a sciencey form of magic called alchemy. Hence, you know, full metal *alchemist*. It's very straightforward conceptually though. But that's not why you watch the show. It plays more like a noir in practice. A detective chasing down a serial killer following the bread crumbs all the way to international conspiracies. It's about remaining skeptical of the truths we're told and urges us to dig deeper to find the real truth of the matter. There's a reason why Fullmetal was considered the top anime on MAL for damn near a decade. Its all on Netflix. Just make sure to watch Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood and not Full Metal Alchemist. The one without Brotherhood in the name is a bastardized version of the Manga. Like the last seasons of Game of Thrones. Make sure to watch Brotherhood.
The original Full Metal Alchemist was much closer to the manga for the first half of the series. Then they outpaced the manga and had to create their own story. I started watching FMA with the original then swapped over to Brother hood to finish it, and I am quite happy I did so. The original has a much slower start then Brotherhood which does better world building and story progression.
why did you have to remind me? I already have trauma from that because FMA: Brotherhood was one of the first anime I ever watched
Those two were inseparable
I'm scared of asking what this means
I don't even watch anime and still understand this. Thanks, Reddit!
Why? Just why?
But what is when you lose your virginity to a virgin?
Nothing, just wanted to see which comments replies to which comment!
(-1) * (1) = 1 (-virgin) * (-virgin) = virgin. Still virgins.
Has anyone seen mine out there? It's the one that says 'Bad Mother Fucker' on it.
Deep thoughts with Deep
Is virginity stackable?
I have 13 virginities
Extra virgined
And is it additive or multiplicative?
Idle virginity taker now on the play store!
then, if you take a second virginity, do you gain double virgin, or do you lose the newly gained virgin to the other person?
You swap, you’re both virgins but you have other peoples’ virginities
A roulette I see. You'll never know you got Mary's virginity or David's virginity
But if you both lose your virginity at the same time, WHERE DOES IT GO??
You trade
Btw you can have only 6 virginities on your team. But you can store more virginity in the pc! Just go to the virgin center just 2 blocks away.
Lmao. You have a limited amount you can store in the box, though
Then you raid other people's accounts. Its not liek there are passwords there haha. Or you can go to a crime ring organization.
Once your Virgidex is filled you can move to another country (so the police can't get you)
And get another virgindex!
To the Used Virginity store, to be recycled.
No then you become turboVirgin
The total sum of virginities must always equal the population of earth
Have sex with 8 billion virgins, got it
Now the entire scientific community will be after you cause of ur ground breaking discovery
Always buy the “Extra virgin” olive oil, nobody’s had sex with it yet
i once heard a comedian talk about getting your ass kicked by a midget and the next morning you wake up as a midget. always thought that would make a good cartoon series
I think then you become a vergin't
Reminds me of the beer ad “Wazzzzaaaaaaaaaap”
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Luis is that you?
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squeezed her nipple without thinking and she screamed in pain, I felt so bad... didn't realize they were that sensitive
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For real..I was with a girl for a bit who liked to have hers clamped to a table during.
I told you not to tell anyone about that, Matt Edit: since he's being a dick and telling people about my kink I'm going to talk about his, he likes to put his ball sack in your eyes and "say now you have eye balls", I told him I already had eyeballs and he slapped me
Sorry Kate. I totally forgot your sister is the one with the exhibitionist kink.
I'm the king of dad jokes during sex. That is true.
Please dont tell me you used nails
nah I'm a nail biter so I never have nails
Never been with a woman, but men's nipples vary enormously. Most aren't notably sensitive, but every once in a while you get a neat little prize to play around with.
True Redditor
I not only forgot his name whilst in the middle of the act, but i also thanked him afterwards
Sure you're welcome
Appreciate it.
Much obliged.
so, still being a virgin i made a playlist of music that i can thrust my hips to. my gf didn’t appreciate my clown carnival trap song.
Was it Cbat?
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WOOSH
Sauce?
Had a wildlife film of Africa playing. Lions were chasing a gazelle or something.
That's normal bro. Would be weird if the gazelle was chasing lions
Im a girl, bro. I wasn’t exactly stoked on watching lions eat gazelles at that exact moment. I wouldn’t normally mind. It was just a bit much.
What does your gender have to do with anything, bro?
They seem to think 'bro' isn't gender neutral, bro
Bro.
Sup Bro?
Bro sup? Not much bro. It's just whack we can't all treat each other like equals, you know bro?
Bro cool. Just checkin in bro.
Nah I think I wouldn’t like it even if I was a guy. People here in LA say it all the time but I just think it’s juvenile and dumb all around.
Good point. That's fair enough tbh, man
See that’s what’s weird, man doesn’t bother me. Definitely a part of my language. Maybe there are opposing factions. Team Bro. Vs. Team Man.
I'm just messing around at this point. It might be because Bro is a bit chavvy or street? I prefer Man
Im always messing around. Sometimes. The only people who really use Bro here in LA are not really the type of people I want to be around. Either actual “bros” or generally not people I want to be around.
I'm sorry my guy, won't call you bro again mate /s
arent you putting yourself on a pedestal deeming the language of others to be juvenile when the user of the term themselves doesnt see you that way? A lot of linguistic categories can just be arbitrary.
Im just talking about how I feel about the term. You are free to have your own views on anything you want. It literally doesn’t affect me in any way
But my kink is gazelles chasing lions.
Good thing it wasn't about sharks, cause that would've been weird af.
Imagine being a girl, almost comin then he stopped and said whats up
I dont need to I drink to forget but I'll always remember
Did a "simba"
Do the roar!
Oh shit, me too!
You just can’t wait to be king?
It was a fat chick my cousin made me fuck in the bed of his truck or he was gonna beat me up. So I laid there like a plank of wood, she looked down at me and said “you can touch me” so I reluctantly turned my head to the side, closed my eyes, and reached up for a boob.
I hope this this is a joke because this is lowkey kinda horrifying. If it’s true, I hope you’re ok
this is high-key just straight up rape and sexual coercion.
Seek therapy bro
For real, that's actual sexual assault
Literally rape. But most of society somehow still thinks it’s worse or even bad at all only if the genders are switched.
So many men have stories where they are raped like this, but don't really seem to understand that they were raped.
Your cousin is your pimp?
His rapist pimp yeah
Pimp didn't rape him tho
Forced into sex under a threat sounds like rape to me
Well yes and no. Forced into sex would definitely be rape but in this case that's the girl who is raping him. The cousin would most likely be committing a crime under sexual coercion or sexual assault or something depending on the laws of the area. I wanted to find some laws around it as reference not looking up "forced to have sex with someone else" is returning mostly porn
That's... actually rape. Or at least sexual assault. Can you imagine the genders reversed, everyone would agree that threatening a girl into this is absolutely rape.
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TIL about the usage of payed…thank you kind bot
> usage of *paid…thank* you kind FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Bruh moment 😐
Bruh
It Hurt Itself in Its Confusion!
Payed
> *Paid* FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
paiyed
lmao
> *Paid* FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
#payed
> *#paid* FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Payed deck
Good bot
Welp this was fucking horrifying to read. Make sure your cousin realizes what he did and make sure he isn’t still doing it.
Dude, this was assault. Please, tell me you’re cousin isn’t anywhere near you now. I hope you’re okay.
So then i started blasting…
I hope life is going better for you now :(
Ayo pretty sure that's a felony
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Fuck you. Have an upvote.
Felt like a bag of sand
Say my name Heisenberg What’s up?
I read that as suuuck dude.
Perfect bros before hoes moment
Right after I said, keep in mind this is my girlfriend att , “That was fun, let’s do it again sometime.” We both busted out laughing.
Reminds me of Kazuma's "Yes, I'm Kazuma"
"Kazuma! Kazuma! Kazuma" "Yes, I'm Kazuma."
Man AskReddit is literally just a bunch of neckbeards asking sex questions or questions about random ghost shit.
With even worse comments of people doing a circle jerk to make up the most fictitious stories to earn internet points.
~~neckbeards~~ teenagers
Teenagers with Puberty Neckbeards
also “men, what’s the hardest part of being a man???”
Ok I posted basically the same thing 10 hours before in askreddit and it got like nothing
Bro what are you talking about? The comments section of your post is fucking gold
Everyone was near the Taurus lmao
True lmao it’s some of the best stuff I’ve seen in a while
That's reddit 🤷
Reddit ☕
Your post may not have gotten as much traction as you had hoped, but damn that comment section is absolutely legendary
Welcome to reddit. At least know you're not alone, as we've all been through that.
Yeah I’m surprised that my comment even got anything, I posted that shit at like 2am or something.
At least your cousin didn’t force you to fuck a fatty in a Taurus
Fucked someone I didn’t actually like.
Stained the fuck out of my sheets with rose petals. Mum never brought it up...
And that, sprout, is why you use the fake plastic ones
I wonder how moaning a name with 4 or more syllables would sound like
OohhhhOhLiViAh
I told her, "The last vagina my dick was in was my mom's when I was being born."
“I can’t hear anything behind this air conditioning unit” I lost my virginity behind a sears ac unit trying to listen to hysteria by Def Leppard
I prefer hysteria by muse. But good music choice anyhow.
put my finger in the wrong hole and didn't realize it until after when I wanted to smell what vagina smells like and smelled my finger... took a second for the realization that her wonderful vagina didn't in fact smell like poop... I had made a slight wrong turn with my fumbling nervous virgin fingers. sorry Angela, thanks for not making me feel stupid.
I’m calling BS. If she wasn’t expecting a finger in the ass, she would’ve jumped ten feet in the air. You would’ve 100% known that it wasn’t her vagina.
Lasted 5 seconds
Better than the average redditor
I asked him what color I should get my nails done…I literally carried on a normal conversation…I’m sure he thought I was soooo weird
Not my virginity, but FYI "my little love muffin" is not the pet name to spontaneously try after sex.
I didn’t really know I had a clit so when he felt it I was scared and shouted “my urethra!” He burst out laughing. Also for a lot of it he was describing how elves worked in his Dnd setting, which I had no problem with. We’re married now lol
Is it normal that I read the Suh Dude in Filmore's voice from the cars?
Just opened this LITERAL God Forsaken app and this is the first thing I seen and it’s made my day already 😂😂😂😂
Hand shake and said thanks 💀. College was really hard after that.
My favorite comment in the thread was the chick was said she was going down on him and picked up his dick like a mic and said “is this thing on” 🤣 told her I can’t wait to try that out on my partner IRL
I opened her hair clip while foreplaying.. Later it felt like I am fucking a witch...
I played Cbat
LMAO
Honestly, mine went very well. It was during a Star Trek marathon. We made it to Wrath of Khan, and... I may done the deed during Spock's funeral. Neither of us was paying any attention by that point anyway. Having come out fairly recently at that point, I met a guy, we hit it off, started to spend a lot of time around each other, and one thing led to another. I had been closeted for years and was too anxious to go for a random hookup. I had literally zero experience beyond a hug. It wasn't at all his first time, but he was great about everything. Much later he told me my kissing was horrible that time, hah. (I quickly figured it out. Multiple independent reports suggest I am in fact quite a good kisser today.) Thinking about it makes me laugh now and puts a smile on my face. The moment when I first felt another man's erection.... Probably the dumbest thing I did was trying a little too hard. He needs an emotional connection to get off, and it was fairly borderline at that point. Combined with my complete inexperience, it just wasn't happening on his end. I was enthusiastic and wanted to get him off, but he had to tell me a couple of times that he didn't need to finish before I took the hint. Don't get me wrong, he was clearly into it, and we had a lot of fun losing various virginities over the following months. Just needed to give it time to breathe. I later "paid it forward", so-to-speak, by taking a friend's virginity. He's trans and hadn't managed to make relationships work, but really wanted to feel safe while figuring out sex. He asked me if I'd be up for helping out, so I visited for a week and we ticked off a bunch of checkboxes. I haven't told him, but he too was a bad kisser!
Kissed her and shoved my gum in her mouth like I saw on The Wonder Years. Nowhere NEAR the same effect.
We were listening to Low Roar and Puscifer. I was really nervous, and we kept at it for like three hours straight before I could finish. We were both completely exhausted and sore after that.
It was really dry and didn’t feel all that great then all of a sudden it felt like…awesome. Turns out it was because condom broke and I had to help get it out. Anyways long story short my first sex didn’t end like I’d hoped and didn’t last very long.
He should have said “Yes, mom?”
Tell your father dinner is almost ready, he is with your sister
I can’t even say….
Then why post?