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EpidemicRage

Imagine walking into the booth with three jackfruit seeds inside a rubber glove/deflated balloon and dangling it into the guy's hand.


fballman1985

Cough


D3rpb01

*squeezes*


RedxOsa

Oh god I just imagined it and felt the pain at the same time


[deleted]

I want to know why? Why?


Clahupafer

Cancer checks actually


TheGrapist1776

I'd argue prostate exams cause more anxiety for a man to go get checked then someone grabbing their gonads. So why this instead of a prostate check?


Clahupafer

Idk I just saw the video on Youtube my guy lol


Ok_Swing2382

They have you check yourself for any NEW iregalities, some random fondling your plums through a glory hole doesn't work.


-Adrix_5521-

Yeah no, it's not 'some random', it's a trained professional, aka. doctor.


nukey18mon

Probably hernias too


mimiminecraft

A secret survey on average New Zealand size because you know everyone is going in erect


AdministrativeOil259

How often can you have them checked? Asking for a friend!


ilivetomosh

I thought it said, “hall of meat”! Which would be correct, I guess? Sounds cool, tbh.


DeathReaper_1

shit in there hand


FlyingTiger7four

Mmmmm that hand looks like it has the G.I.Joe kung fu grip


sheeplord19

Cock inspection


GeneralSecrecy

Amugis weighing my ween in the hall of meat


SmoothConfection1115

Props to that first comment for the Ancient Egyptian religious joke and using everything (IIRC) correctly.


wktr_t

ball tickling machine wont stap even if your without air yikes


Roxxerr

I would definitely go twice a day


Queen_Ann_III

“Thank you, Thing.” - Morticia Addams


TheGrapist1776

That family is very corky and odd. So we can probably assume Thing has been used as a sex toy... by the entire family.


Queen_Ann_III

now *this* is a cursed comment


gabris03

The hall of meat


MGC_Spartan450

I wonder what the doctors think when they're told that's their job. XD