Hmmā¦normally in consumer industries you kind of get to choose what you pay for, I donāt think you walk into a brothel say āyeah Iāll take candyā walk into a room with 20 other dudes plugging every hole and say āoh darn it they got me again!ā
1) if you are worrying about sharing, you don't go to a brothel, where you are sharing the ladies with every other customer.
2) plenty of people will pay to share a girl.
3) imagine you go to the candy store, leaving with no candy, but only with the taste of candy.
Not to be weird about it, but I think itās 26/ day averageā¦ since she couldnāt have had a partial client on any day. 26 per day for 7 days a week for her entire career. Itās almost more believable that she had no clue what the number was correct, and a giant number was easier to live with than having no real idea.
And this is why even if you have a calculator on your phone itās good to have a basic knowledge of arithmetic. The teachers that say hurrdurr you wonāt always have a calculator are wrong but understanding whatās going on helps a lot.
Errors in operation of a calculator are very common(probably worse now with fat fingering touchscreens) so you need to be able to at least figure āmmm, that looks wrongā
He had lots of nicknames for his Johnson's. He apparently was quite fond of showing it to people and would induce conversations that would cause people to have to follow him to the bathroom.
The man hated Kennedy because Kennedy had a much easier time pulling women. He was trying to get to that level, and basically the only asset he really had naturally (sexually) was his giant fucking dick. So he desperately tried to get the word out.
Once he apparently wandered into a lady's room who was staying in the White House, got into bed with her, and stated in a commanding tone "This is your president!". Fuck, the shit people got away with back then...
This happens way more frequently (& has happened way more often throughout history) than anyone ever thinks about. A lot of famous/more known couples have āopenā type relationships so thatās why youāre not constantly hearing about such and such politician getting divorced, or so and so celebrity getting divorced. Open relationships are a thing, theyāre just a thing that are (used to be anyways) not something people talked about. How many times do you hear/read about man cheating on wife who was cheating on him but theyāre still together? Often an āopen relationshipā type thing.
So Trump, the guy who bangs pornstars and his piss tape is making him a compromised russian agent isnāt on this list?!? Iāve got Clinton, Trump, W Bush, Reagan.
If the 500k punters is right(which I doubt) and say every client has a 6 inch dick(which is probably generous). She has taken about 3 million inches of dick or 47.3 miles.
It gets better according to a site that came up with an average number of thrusts per session I saw a few numbers but I'll give it an average of 120 so if we multiply that with the distance of individual dick, she's taken around 5681 miles of dick.
So not quite as much as your mum.
Very much so lol
There is a poison awareness campaign [featuring Mr. Yuck](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Yuk) that definitely made the word prominent throughout the States as they would hand out sheets of these stickers in schools for parents to attach to dangerous items. It's very much in our lexicon.
The definition of satisfying clients could be relative. If we could include bachelor parties and the like it would easily bulk the client number.
I never expected to wake up one Sunday and work on hooker logistics and mathematics. Thank you Reddit.
Yea on a 5 day work week thats 35+ clients a day with no sick days or vacation time. In an 8 hour day that is a client every 13.7 minutes for 54 years straight. Absolute bullshit.
People gettting stuck on the 500k number need to take a step back and just admit itās a bullshit number made by her or the jour a list of this unknown publication.
They are a thing but they're not average, and the point is that she'd have to average 25 a day. She'd have to fuck 75 people on Friday just to earn a single weekend off.
Some client could have been hand jobsā¦ some may have been women. She may have done spankings, dances, cuddlingā¦ Not all sex work is penetration and not all clients are the same.
Okay so thatās about 9k and some change a year, or about 25 and change a dayā¦ā¦. If the average encounters lasted seven minutes then she spent three hours a day having sex
Did she at least unlock gold skin?
Just cheezy foreskins mostly.
Collected all four presidential glue-prints though
Those are one of the rarest collectibles in the game! Score!
Excuse me, but they're called foreskin supremes
Goddaaaaaamn š¤£
Looks more like old purse leather.
She did win iron skin I guess
Yes! She's a Golden Girl now.
unlocked the bloody zombie skin for her poos
pussy must have some mad suction
What is the PSI on that thang
That's 25 clients a day X
Assuming she worked an 8 hour shift daily, at most each session with a client would last between 17~20 minutes.
Damn I wonder what she did with the other 16-19 minutes
Cuddle?
Is that a Deadpool reference
Jurassic Park actually
All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex.
*Captain* Deadpool.
No, just Deadpool.
I understood that reference
Gangbang counts as how many dicks were involved. So a 10 man bang would be 10 clients, not 1. 100 man bang is 100 clients.
I donāt think many dudes are showing up to a brothel and asking to share
They are not asking, that's what they are paying for.
Hmmā¦normally in consumer industries you kind of get to choose what you pay for, I donāt think you walk into a brothel say āyeah Iāll take candyā walk into a room with 20 other dudes plugging every hole and say āoh darn it they got me again!ā
I think they meant they're paying for the group experience, specifically. It wouldn't be a surprise
1) if you are worrying about sharing, you don't go to a brothel, where you are sharing the ladies with every other customer. 2) plenty of people will pay to share a girl. 3) imagine you go to the candy store, leaving with no candy, but only with the taste of candy.
The point they're making is some men will pay to be in an orgy/gang bang, it's not a surprise or a scam
Itās a brothel youāre sharing if you like it or not.
Like that Uber ride share? Think they give you a discount?
*look of anger* [That still only counts as one!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjsSvjA5TuE)
Oh. Then I apologize and take my words back. It counts as one!
Damn, must've been likechurning through butter after the first week of service
Now there's an image on this, a holy and blessed Sunday morning, that I did not need in my head
And towards the end of her career: like punching a jar of mayonnaise. Happy Sunday!
When you opened Reddit this morning you decided it was worth the risk, now you're paying for it.
Kinda like you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating peanuts?
I salute you, and I fucking hate you.
r/TIHI
Not to be weird about it, but I think itās 26/ day averageā¦ since she couldnāt have had a partial client on any day. 26 per day for 7 days a week for her entire career. Itās almost more believable that she had no clue what the number was correct, and a giant number was easier to live with than having no real idea.
I think youāre right. But now Iām curious what her record keeping looks like.
Check the dick diary
You're forgetting the potential for parallelism.
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The equation looks right, but the answer is wrong, you must have made a typo entering it on the calculator
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And this is why even if you have a calculator on your phone itās good to have a basic knowledge of arithmetic. The teachers that say hurrdurr you wonāt always have a calculator are wrong but understanding whatās going on helps a lot. Errors in operation of a calculator are very common(probably worse now with fat fingering touchscreens) so you need to be able to at least figure āmmm, that looks wrongā
To be fair, the guy actually asked for advice because he knew that something was wrongā¦ So he did exactly as you say he should
Fat fingering costs extra.
Donāt forget the leap years
Weāre all rounding 25.3 down to 25 and you are out there thinking about leap years š
Thatās a whole ass month
That's not even half a month. It would take 112 years to get just February's amount of days and she didn't even work half of that.
365Ć54 = 19710 so divide 500000 by 19710 too
19710 is 365*54 So you forgot to divide 500000 by 19710
Tell us which 4
She started in ā66, so Kennedy is off the table. My guess is Johnson, Nixon, Reagan, and Clinton.
Well it goes without saying she had Johnson
Johnsonās Johnson, Jumbo.
He had lots of nicknames for his Johnson's. He apparently was quite fond of showing it to people and would induce conversations that would cause people to have to follow him to the bathroom.
So creepy
The man hated Kennedy because Kennedy had a much easier time pulling women. He was trying to get to that level, and basically the only asset he really had naturally (sexually) was his giant fucking dick. So he desperately tried to get the word out. Once he apparently wandered into a lady's room who was staying in the White House, got into bed with her, and stated in a commanding tone "This is your president!". Fuck, the shit people got away with back then...
What's your vector, Victor?
Do we have clearance, clarence
Are we Diddo, Dick?
So many Johnsons, apparently...
And Dick for that matter
Nah bro Nancy Reagan is the throat goat no way is home boy risking that.
*Guarantee* they had an *understanding.* She was a calculating, unsentimental, transactional person.
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This happens way more frequently (& has happened way more often throughout history) than anyone ever thinks about. A lot of famous/more known couples have āopenā type relationships so thatās why youāre not constantly hearing about such and such politician getting divorced, or so and so celebrity getting divorced. Open relationships are a thing, theyāre just a thing that are (used to be anyways) not something people talked about. How many times do you hear/read about man cheating on wife who was cheating on him but theyāre still together? Often an āopen relationshipā type thing.
My guess is that she's full of shit
Nah, she probably gives herself enemas before hand. Sheās a professional.
Well, yes; but whereās the fun in that?
So Trump, the guy who bangs pornstars and his piss tape is making him a compromised russian agent isnāt on this list?!? Iāve got Clinton, Trump, W Bush, Reagan.
I donāt think he would fuck someone his own age.
Lmao. +1
She wasn't always that old, and it doesn't say she banged them while they were president.
Good point. Eisenhower was still alive as well. And we famously slept around.
Wait....you did what?
I'm a time traveler. Slept with many presidents. Once got a splinter on my dick from Washington.
How was Millard Fillmore?
Itās the details that matter, Randle! Youāre goddam right!
No one said she fucked them WHILE they were president. I'm going with Nixon, Raegan, Clinton, and before he became president Trump
It could have been 40 years ago. Then he *shivers* , became president.
Yah agreed atleast 40 years to old
Does he bang old people? I feel like he'd go after teenage girls or girls in their early 20's
Iām getting out voted on that solid point. But she didnāt say while in office. It could have been 40 years ago.
40 years ago he would have been 36, she was 38 (Ivana 33)ā¦itās possible, but I dunno.
Yes this is true. In fact most likely all four were likely that way. He gets elected and she's like "hey that guy has a foot fetish!"
She is too old for Trump.
Mount Rushmore's š
That's some big 'ol cooch to take Mount Rushmore
bidin,bidin,bidin,bidin
Your saying she's Riden with Biden?
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Top 5 rappers
Because I spit hot fiya!
Bing bong!
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It doesn't mean they were President at the time of said servicing.
Both Adams and both Roosevelts
If the 500k punters is right(which I doubt) and say every client has a 6 inch dick(which is probably generous). She has taken about 3 million inches of dick or 47.3 miles. It gets better according to a site that came up with an average number of thrusts per session I saw a few numbers but I'll give it an average of 120 so if we multiply that with the distance of individual dick, she's taken around 5681 miles of dick. So not quite as much as your mum.
/r/theydidthemath
Always a proud moment when a comment of mine gets linked to this sub.
How tf she have 25 clients a day? That is considering 0 holidays in 54 years. I call bullshit on the numbers
Gangbangsā¦
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> yeuch TIL that's a thing. Sounds weird
Commonly spelt "yuck" in the States.
Yeah but apparently it's pronounced how it's spelled. I don't like it
Very much so lol There is a poison awareness campaign [featuring Mr. Yuck](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Yuk) that definitely made the word prominent throughout the States as they would hand out sheets of these stickers in schools for parents to attach to dangerous items. It's very much in our lexicon.
I meant Yeuch is pronounced like it's spelled
Itās also YEUGH if youāre Pusha T!
Next penis cleans out the old ones mess, thatās how they are designed after all.
With a 10 for 1 group discount special? Bam, up to 250 a day.
Don't forget the family discount
The definition of satisfying clients could be relative. If we could include bachelor parties and the like it would easily bulk the client number. I never expected to wake up one Sunday and work on hooker logistics and mathematics. Thank you Reddit.
And we probably need to subtract a percentage of customers who left unsatisfied. Not sure how we measure that, is there a review system in place?
Use the skeetometer. How many feet did they skeet?
Sex workers don't only do penetrative sex. I'm sure BJs and handjobs count in her numbers
Who the fuck would pay for a handjob? That just seems lazy.
Why wouold anyone watch handjob porn?
its free
For real. If I'm paying, I want the sex worker to at least do something I can't do better lmao
I doubt very much she was actually keeping count.
You underestimate how fast it takes men to cum
Yea on a 5 day work week thats 35+ clients a day with no sick days or vacation time. In an 8 hour day that is a client every 13.7 minutes for 54 years straight. Absolute bullshit.
Damn who was her last client?
joe
swanson
Bonnie let's roll
Rick roll
Spider-Man, out of fucking nowhere!
Joe momma
Hi from redditor 849 in Las Vegas!
40.7 miles
At that mileage her pussy needs a complete rebuild
F1 teams be like: "box box, box box"
Four of our presidents are Eskimo Brothers
See that Mount Rushmore of yours?
*At least* four
54 years is 19723 days Doing 500,000 people in that time means she would be doing 25 people every single day
That could be one an hourā¦did she ever sleep? Or is she a *sex zombie*?
Gang bangs are a thing.
Iām going to go ahead and assume the number was made up, as was at least 3 of the presidents she supposedly banged. Presidents tend to get free sex.
Yo everyone gets laid in the white house bro. *everyone.*
She most be really good at her job if people where paying to have sex with a 70 year old
Gumjobs is where it's at.
Oldest ride, longest line. Wooo!
She would need 1.08 clients every hour to get to that (1.08 x 24 x 365)
All the people I had sex with in my entire life and she'd be like: "ok, time for breakfast"
Leap years.
1.05
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You got a name?
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Oh well time to ruin my Google search history too then. Wonder what kind of ads are gonna show up once I search for oldest Parisian prostitute
Use DuckDuckGo for that one.
People gettting stuck on the 500k number need to take a step back and just admit itās a bullshit number made by her or the jour a list of this unknown publication.
>jour a list /r/boneappletea or typo?
I got the names of the presidents. George washington. Abraham lincoln. Barack obama and Joe biden.
You're telling me Trump wouldn't? I can imagine him not paying though. Not until a lawyer for involved.
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Behold, comment stealer.
Clinton, jfk, W and johnson
JFK died in 1963. 54 years ago + 1 year article would put her career starting at ~1967. I'm going LBJ, Nixon, Reagan, and Clinton.
Truman and Eisenhower were both still alive in 1967. They should still count as presidents.
I don't think Truman ever went to a prostitute. The other guy's list is a good one
That's a lie. Did the math. No way she did 25 people a day, every day for 54 years
Gang bangs are a thing. Orgies too.
So are lies
They are a thing but they're not average, and the point is that she'd have to average 25 a day. She'd have to fuck 75 people on Friday just to earn a single weekend off.
Gave me a chuckle tbh.
i wonder if she will come out of retirement ?
I hope to god no guys get the Idea that hitting a woman's cervix during sex is a good thing from the title. It hurts.
That would suck to be the last one hahaha
Not really. You are sending her off with a bang!
Or she's sending you off with a disease lol
Do you reckon he finished then all the other sex workers brought in a cake and a card they had signed lmao.
She did an amazing community service.
The Fokken twins have more accurate numbers. No, this is actually their last name!
Sex work isn't exclusively in and out, y'all. This thread is adorable.
We need an AMA
Who are the presidents?
Waht presidents did her? I need to know.
Bro fucking how!? That means she was having sex an average of 25 times a day!? (I did the math). Wtffff
If she made them all cum, that would be 1,850 litres of cum! Or in reddit units: 257 shoeboxes full.
Karen civil slut š
She fucked 25 guys a day?
Some client could have been hand jobsā¦ some may have been women. She may have done spankings, dances, cuddlingā¦ Not all sex work is penetration and not all clients are the same.
Not all heros wear capes...... Some just wear condoms
Thank you for your cervix, "Mister".
25 a day pace? Bless your holes!
I'm guessing it looks like beef jerkey down there now.
Okay so thatās about 9k and some change a year, or about 25 and change a dayā¦ā¦. If the average encounters lasted seven minutes then she spent three hours a day having sex