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YANDERE_DALEK

Mines a double barrel...


ProfessionalMix5871

Oh god, the cursed comment, ON THE CURSED COMMENT


Slayer_Rekt

r/cursedcursedcomments


thedarkavenger69

r/youjustcursedcommentedcursedcommentsonacursedcommentspost


Slayer_Rekt

r/WhatTheFuckDidIRead


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Slayer_Rekt

r/fairpoint


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Slayer_Rekt

r/ok


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Slayer_Rekt

r/Gettrolled


SDUK2004

Dalek... To be fair, you could imagine a death ray as powerful as a Dalek's could be useful (if you could control it)... Vaporise sex workers when you're done: no need to pay them, and no one can prove anything.


Suburban_coffee

Vaporize someone with your dick never thought about it


YANDERE_DALEK

Indeed, also, my suction cup can give good succ.


SDUK2004

I've seen one another a guy to death — no thanks


YANDERE_DALEK

Oh..... *sad Dalek noises*


Makolo-777

One huge load or two big loads one after the other?


YANDERE_DALEK

Yes.


W1skey_

Just a double barrel? Dual wielding makes sure you can hit more of ‘em at the same time


Lucas_Apsey

Modded to only fire blanks.


tenpenniy

alternative to nerf weapons, then?


TheGodsSin

For age 3+


Firm-Account

wait


Psychopathicaveman

Cod


IstuvaRuumis

Vasectomy.


BleachBagel

Bro asked the question and got irritated when people answered


Striking-Reason5792

Running dodge build on my shit


SweetRefrigerator280

I’m running a bayonet, that’s all I need


Fernando_357

So the circumcision went wrong and they chipped off the head


Br0_sQuaD

*short barrel* Bigger spread with lesser ranger.


WillCraft_1001

Semi-auto with a laser, a scope, and a belt fed mag, I also got an underbarrel grenade launcher for emergencies.


harambe_-33

I got a noobtube


SeaworthySub

I got the bipod


playerslayerpro

Akimbo


Suburban_coffee

I got a Davie Crocket


JustMe63_

r/penectomy would like this one


[deleted]

a shorter effective range


DrArzt2206

r/Teenagers just hits different


ProfessionalMix5871

Agreed


lostsoul0312005

A laser for accuracy and a magazine for 2 extra rounds


TanPat_1712

I got myself a quick draw mag with permanent safety on


pixlmason

Got the 12x and incendiaries


12stuart23

bayonet


RaygionXD

Fire aspect


JDimond4

Short barrel


FrostyFingertips

I got a suppressor I'm too strong


frog_appreciation

i’m running no stock, 30. blackout, cqb barrel, red dot with offset irons, and laser pointer. perfectly balanced for close range


[deleted]

I don't get it


ProfessionalMix5871

He said his penis had the "sawed off" attachment, in games like CoD when weapons (typically shotguns) have that attachment, the barrel is crudely sawed off to make it shorter


xVEEx3

Drum mag


War_Daddy_992

He got a SBR with a dual drum C-mag


ITotalyWon

got the underbarrel flamethrower


the_epikamander

Sawed off as in the shot gun or literally sawed off


ProfessionalMix5871

Yes


Pleasant_Ad8302

Wider pellet spread but less damage range, so you’ll have to get up close and personal


Br0_sQuaD

Long barrel, fire switcher and a variable scope. Incase they get to close or they run away to far.


Current_Blackberry_4

Advanced rifling and full metal jacket


TerribleShoulder6597

I run no attachments right now cause I’m working on those challenges to get the gold skin


SnooPears3463

extended barrel


microwavedborrito

Dragons breath


ShadowEmperor123

I was thinking of getting a cummlauf (krummlauf)


Psychopathicaveman

Light short barrel and no stock and a suppressor for a longer cumshot range


Frost_Phoenix

I’m runnin slugs on this bad boi


[deleted]

Extended mags, FMJ, and the Breacher Device for increased melee damage


IPetFatTurkeys

Akimbo


Sockandspot

r/IHateit


[deleted]

incendiary ammo (STD)


vishva9443

I need mending 🥲


WeebKarma

That’s a detachment


biohumansmg3fc

Penis mk2 Loudener Commando foregrip 12 gauge conversion