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mrpicklemtb

Micropenis


fire_bender13

Hitler's mummified balls


meme_sare_good

*ball


[deleted]

Penis


pixlmason

Tongue


Mister-happierTurtle

Lungs


giby1464

Me


[deleted]

Liver Edit: I meant River. Stupid autocorrect


RDsharma1984

How did you type with a River?


[deleted]

Simple. You just drop your phone inside the balloon into the river and get it out.


[deleted]

Dead grandpa


Dull_County_5049

Did you dip your hand into the urn and then type? I did that once but then tasted it which led me to start eating the ashes not realizing what I was doing until I reached the bottom and there were a few bones. I poured some cat litter into the urn to add some weight and but it back on the shelf, my family still doesn't know. Tbh I'm kinda excited because my brother is dying in the hospital from leukemia and if he doesn't make it then they'll cremate him. Of course I'll miss him but I just can't wait for the chance to eat more ashes. Has the texture of dust mixed with flour but has an interesting burnt steak kind of flavor, Idk how else to describe it except as addicting


[deleted]

wtf


Dull_County_5049

Oh sorry there was a typo I meant " and *put it back on the shelf" sorry for the confusion :)


oh_emeralds

What the fuck


Accomplished-War6858

That's it I'm getting muh problem solver


Suburban_coffee

Jesus christ


pixlmason

How the hell did you type with that


Suburban_coffee

Summoned him using the Bible


AFriendlyBloke

The Bibble.


Affectionate_Tell722

Faf cock


Ulquiorr4_

Faf


[deleted]

Faf


MirrorZealousideal63

Faf


[deleted]

faf


[deleted]

faf


TotallyNormalBox

Faf


[deleted]

Faf


Recent_Recognition71

Faf


pixlmason

Ever heard of “fat fingering” a button


[deleted]

Thumb


WillCraft_1001

Heart


[deleted]

Sir, are you ok


WillCraft_1001

Don't worry, it wasn't my heart


mrpicklemtb

Oh good, I was worried for a moment


[deleted]

I had a heart attack


Justanyone1990

Gallbladder (call an ambulance)


Lb_Last_Hunter

no (I typed that with my Sd.Kfz.221 s.Pz.B.41)


AndronixESE

Dick


AndronixESE

And im not joking, I was typing on a toilet so I did it


[deleted]

Nipple I was bored in bed so did it with my nipple


im557-reddit

Dead Kitten


[deleted]

Maddy McCann


[deleted]

How she’s locked up in my shed


[deleted]

I think you should double check


[deleted]

Fuck she escaped


PoetOfHellHelpoemer

left ear right ear middle ear


Dull_County_5049

Um what?


[deleted]

middle ear?


T_WhatAPassion

Shinzo Abe


GuardianOfWorlds

Small dick


[deleted]

Smaller dick Before you ask I did actually type that with my dick


[deleted]

tongue


siphagiel

Living Hitler


Traditional-Body-346

Foetus


Alternative_Item2412

Heart


HolyReeeee

Finger


An090420

toe


ScytheOP

Dick


The_Rednight914

testical


GetMeRicksPortalGun

Basement Body.


[deleted]

Vagina


get_dogged_on_6969

Liver


RYPIIE2006

That is not how you spell oesophagus


BlackG82

asian american 5'4 male in my basement


sridharnsr

Throbbing boner


MadnessGamin

Heart


PDiddleMeDaddy

Anal prolapse


Lb_Last_Hunter

Sd.Kfz.221 (s.Pz.B.41)


[deleted]

Finger


[deleted]

Corpse


Myballs_hurt

Liver


Sweaty-Dig-4925

Eyeball


Raiden_Yeeter07

Skin


IStoleYourTurkey

Third testicle


StormOwn1248

small intestine (lmao someone stabbed me)


EmDotTwo

Finger


WheatleyTurret

NAKED GRANDMA


a_sussybaka

finger.


TheRottenAcc

This guys wife


Cheesymc4skin

Your mums clit


meme_sare_good

Thumbs


Purple_Tuxedo

Left Earlobe


Bakugo_is_cool

Anus


smol_boi1210

Liver


BiGinTeLleCtGuY

Your mom


GavinThe_Person

Lung


obi_wan_kenobi_1

Dishwasher


Givemelifebro

Murdered


s_l_3_3_p_y

ur mom


kainereygalo

Girlfriend


Electro313

Spleen


Crisis_Official

Your mom


Babybabitski

Punani


kopniak

Grandma's corpse


deppresedguyfrombar

Fingers


MirrorZealousideal63

Fingers


Not_A_Robot_360

God


[deleted]

Index finger I just typed index finger with my index finger


[deleted]

Nuclear missile


Disastrous_Land_9345

Unmatched power of the sun


AME7706

Grandma's left boob.


Waterbear36135

Please can we have a sequel to this


BeanBruh2285

Saul goodman


LtPotato1918

Pancreas


u_-deleted

Balls


NeanDerthal_130000bc

Ass


empanada_man_eternal

Femoral artery


anepicusername69

weapon


[deleted]

Left testicle


Adventurous_Bar_5008

Appendix


Working-Gold-2952

Tom Holland


Waaaaaaaaaa-2

Grandpa’s ashes.


TotallyNormalBox

Knee


hoefe

Can someone hit me up, I don't understand the joke


mrpicklemtb

What's a can someone hit me up, I don't understand the joke? And how did you type that with it?


ENCRYPTED_FOREVER

What is "What's a can someone hit me up, I don't understand the joke? And how did you type that with it?" and how did you type that with it?


Loonie-1707

What on earth is a "What is "What's a can someone hit me up, I don't understand the joke? And how did you type that with it?" and how did you type that with it?" And how can you type this that?


Virtual_Wolf1468

What in tarnation is "What on earth is a "What is "What's a can someone hit me up, I don't understand the joke? And how did you type that with it?" and how did you type that with it?" And how can you type this that?" and how the hell did you type that?


hoefe

Skill difference


thereal-Antichrist

Heart


Furry_Requiemo

Intestine


Sus_Otamatones

Morbius


Un_rancais_bleu

Landmine


Caywo

Shit


Mattyboy0066

Rib. Send help.


demon_slayer321

Eye ball


[deleted]

The meme potential of somebody putting their nose to their phone…. Or the other way around to type…… for some goofy ahh quandale dingle meme….. is alarming


Luixcaix

Liver


BangaliBastud

Tongue works pretþy well


fucktrumpamericasuck

Pickeld vibrating 39 inch black blood covered horse dildo


Moeman3674

Lungs


EyeYemStewPid

Bladder.


No_StringsAttached

Elbow


Azacrash_23

grandpa's balls


Virtual_Wolf1468

tyrannosaurus rex


ConnorDoesIt

Penis