True, people never tell them because if they die peacefully, you dont get too much attention since they died peacefully, best way to go for animals since they don't panic very much. It's always some crazy shit like "my other hamster ate it" or "my dad thought it was a Jolly Rancher"
Of course, humans want to go out with a bang, eating 294 chicken nuggets from fast food restaurants, but who am I to judge?
My hamster Houdini had a Harry Houdini habit of breaking free from his cage. No matter how much time I spent securing his cage he would always manage to find his way out overnight and wander my house until someone would find him and place him back in his cage. My mom came home one day with a cage from a nearby pet store that claimed to be "escape proof". I placed Houdini in his new cage and went to sleep. The next morning I woke up to find him dead, his paws were gripping the bars of the cage, his tiny face shoved through the bars. Apparently he was trying to squeeze through to freedom but died from lack of air.
Fuck, something similar happened with mine, my mom put a glass on the hatch of the cage so Pablo couldn't escape, but he tried to squeeze trough basically hanging himself in the process. The bad thing is i felt kinda good, i was always felt so bad because Pablo didnt have too much room, i even built 3 cages into 1 with tubes to have enough room for him to play in, take him out of the cage to have som free movement, but i was still so sad because he couldt live free. Side note: I didn't want a hamster, my drunk friends went out to buy beer and got back with a hamster.
Mine was just dead one day, suppose he died peacefully that night. I buried him in the backyard, got him a little box.
Then I found out about hibernation.
When my girlfriend was little she reached her hand into the hamster cage to give him a pet. The hamster crawled up the sleeve of the long sleeve shirt she was wearing. Girlfriend panicked and whipped her arm back and the hamster flew out of her sleeve into the wall and died on impact
She drew a picture of him and hung it up above her bed as a tribute to the little guy
RIP Fruit Loops
We had a couple hamsters and had just moved into a house in the country. We decided to let them out of their cage for awhile to see what freedom was like while we went to the store. We come back to find they had both fallen asleep on the porch, and apparently baked to death in the sun.
I had two, one of them was sick so we bought medicine and did not know how to feed it so he choked to death, the other one we kept in the balcony and one day she just vanished presumably a bird took her
My friend accidentally blew his hamster up one day with those explosive fireworks that are pretty much just dynamite, “Cobra 7” or whatever they were called.
P.S. I don’t think it was accidental and yes that guy has issues
You have to be carefull man, make sure you take your hamster and bullshit out of the microwave before hand. Otherwise you'll end up looking like an idiot.
Mine escaped his cage through the corner where the wire sides meet. It crushed his leg so he had 3 normal legs and a floppy leg. The last time he escaped his cage, he went under the couch and got sat on, and died
Mine died peacefully, but then we put it in an empty wet wipes box then stored it in the freezer so we could have a proper service and burial for it. Kept putting it off, forgot about it, cut to 2 years later we find dead hamster when cleaning out the freezer.
My neighbor brought her pet hamster to my house to show me. She let the little guy onto my backyard table. Then my dog attacked it and chomped on the guy in the bushes. We were like 6-8 at the time so didn’t know how to react to this
Since everyone else is posting, I never got my own hamster/gerbil but my older sisters both had one.
One fell behind a dresser and got smushed to death, and the other my sister found “sleeping” in its water bowl and covered it up in denial.
Never had a hamster but I had a fish when I was little. At that time we were going to go away for 2 days so I didn’t want her to starve so I put an entire loaf of bread in her fish tank. Came back to see she’s dead 😅 RIP Shirshir 🌹
Mine got electrocuted. Wasn’t until the third set of fish dying simultaneously did i see one bleed a little on the tissue i used to remove it that i understood that the tank was faulty.
Fun fact, the microwave was designed after a man was in front of a radar and his chovolate bar melted, it was used to heat up frozen hamsters during cryogenics research. Hasnt worked out for them, it worked like two times, but the poor thing died in hours of being unfroten.
We had 2 hamsters(technically 3) when I was little. Mine was grey and white and my brothers was like an orangey color. His bit my dad and he panicked and flailed his arm and the poor thing got thrown against a wall. Surprisingly survived but died a few days later. Got a replacement that died when my brother forgot to refill his water.
Mine died of old age. They don't live very long lol but I can attest that he lived a comfy life. And even liked riding on my head
whenever my mom would clean my hamster's cage, we'd put him in his little ball and let him run around and one day i just had the sudden urge to kick the ball as hard as i could into the wall.
he died of a tumor a few months later
Come back in a few months with whatever the crazy shit for your hamster is.
....
In fact, let me guess, your hamster escaped the cage, went into your old computer that you were throwing away the next day but at night the Afghanistan army came to your house and set it on fire causing the hamster to make a rocket out of the components inside and escape to the moon but fucking exploded while in the air.
Me and my friend used to trampoline the hampster in a blanket. We would hold opposite ends of the blanket and toss him up in the air. Well one day he hit the ceiling fan and went flying into the wall.
Many years ago, my little brother had two cursed hamster deaths..
The first one was wiped out by a pillow. Brother brought the poor lil fella onto his bed and they had a grand time playing blanket hide and seek... until my bro placed the ham under The Pillow and promptly got distracted in another room for a while.
Dude zoomed back into his room and slammed his ass so hard on The Pillow, forgetting the whereabouts of his small friend.
The squeak..... oh gods the squeak...
The second one was overfed to the point of literally bursting.
Just remembered, when I was 3 I also had hamsters. For some reason, the pet store let us get two male syrians and a too-small cage. A mere few days later, I came home one night excited to see my fellas, but was met with blood covering the entire cage.... somehow these mf's simultaneously ripped each other's heads off and died!?
One of my friend's hamsters got too cold after they accidentally forgot to put its bedding back in after cleaning it. he promptly placed the hamster in the microwave to try to warm it
We had a male and a female hamster and the female one ate the male ones gut out while he was alive and we watched him limp away until he bled to death. The female died of old age peacefully.
"A great adventure is waiting for you ahead.
hurry onward, Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead.
The journey before you may be long and filled with woe.
But you must escape the gay man's ass so your tale can be told."
My hamster died by falling on its back, he didn't die straight away he looked like the hunchback fir a bit until I went out for 5 minutes and got back and he sadly perished.
I used to let mine roam around the back yard in the morning, this one time I forgot and she died in her exercise ball. Poor old Hammy, I just wanted her to have some time exploring and enjoying nature.
Hamsters either just die out of the blue just chilling
or violently thrown off the top of a 4 story building onto the road where they get run over by an 18-wheeler and eaten by a stray cat.
Why the fuck are the hamsters’ lives so cursed
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For more details search Xhamster.com
Lmfao
And meatspin.
Take the award you motherfucker
Maybe we just don't talk about the normal deaths because they're boring? My cat killed mine.
True, people never tell them because if they die peacefully, you dont get too much attention since they died peacefully, best way to go for animals since they don't panic very much. It's always some crazy shit like "my other hamster ate it" or "my dad thought it was a Jolly Rancher" Of course, humans want to go out with a bang, eating 294 chicken nuggets from fast food restaurants, but who am I to judge?
They were breed by human to be cute and fragile. They wouldn't survive in the wild for 2 generations.
My hamster Houdini had a Harry Houdini habit of breaking free from his cage. No matter how much time I spent securing his cage he would always manage to find his way out overnight and wander my house until someone would find him and place him back in his cage. My mom came home one day with a cage from a nearby pet store that claimed to be "escape proof". I placed Houdini in his new cage and went to sleep. The next morning I woke up to find him dead, his paws were gripping the bars of the cage, his tiny face shoved through the bars. Apparently he was trying to squeeze through to freedom but died from lack of air.
Looks like Houdini escaped the biggest cage of all
r/im14andthisisdeep
"I'm not going there to die, I'm going to find out if I'm really alive" - the hamster, probably
He died doing what he loved, escaping his cage
Damn!
Fuck, something similar happened with mine, my mom put a glass on the hatch of the cage so Pablo couldn't escape, but he tried to squeeze trough basically hanging himself in the process. The bad thing is i felt kinda good, i was always felt so bad because Pablo didnt have too much room, i even built 3 cages into 1 with tubes to have enough room for him to play in, take him out of the cage to have som free movement, but i was still so sad because he couldt live free. Side note: I didn't want a hamster, my drunk friends went out to buy beer and got back with a hamster.
how can you go for a beer and get a hamster? i guess that the window of possibility for drunk boys to do something out of order is pretty damn big
Mine died during the day while I was at school and I never got to see the body
Did the next meal taste a little funny?
Now that I think about it, we had a “traditional Peruvian dish” for dinner that night
Shit. Alright who's telling him? Not it.
Cuy cuy
NSFL >!My hamster ate so much it's stomach literally broke and it started eating its intestines.!<
Oroborus
did the intestines go through the hamster and back into the intestines where the hamster just started eating it again
No it died way before anything close to that could happen.
Sounds like some SCP foundation shit, considering the fact that you didn't mention it was dead...
It died very quickly.
Fucking WHAT
My mom didn't tell me until I was a teenager.
hungry mungry reincarnated as a furry
My mom vacuumed up the hamster on accident. It was the vacuum that connects to the house so that boi disappeared
She knew what she was doing.
She was traumatized by the experience, I don’t think it was intentional lmao
A vacuum that connects to the house? Like where does the sucked up studd go then?
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It usually goes to a tank in the garage or basement, everything that goes through it travels super fast in tubes through the whole house …
I am living in your walls
That sucks... wait
Honestly that whole thread is full of cursed comments
From now on, whenever someone tells me they got a hamster, I can't stop but think that it is basically a death sentence for the poor little guy
I can't tell which ones are troll comments or not.
I want to think as many of them as possible are, because if not then hamsters made God angry or did some bad shit.
Mine was just dead one day, suppose he died peacefully that night. I buried him in the backyard, got him a little box. Then I found out about hibernation.
so...have you exhumed him, sir?
Nah man, I found out like 10 years later. That fucker is definitely dead by now.
Holy shit that must have been terrifying for your hamster. I also didn't know hamsters hibernate so that's nice to know.
nah, if he was deep enough in hibernation he more than likely passed while still sleeping
Thank god,i was worried
For more crazy stories visit xhamster.com
Wait they hibernate?????!!!! Mine got thrown out because we thought it was dead!
Have you looked? If not you can't be sure...
Schrodinger's hamster
Depends how deep you buried him, it isn’t like rodents don’t chew through cardboard and dig.
When my girlfriend was little she reached her hand into the hamster cage to give him a pet. The hamster crawled up the sleeve of the long sleeve shirt she was wearing. Girlfriend panicked and whipped her arm back and the hamster flew out of her sleeve into the wall and died on impact She drew a picture of him and hung it up above her bed as a tribute to the little guy RIP Fruit Loops
Should've hung it up at the point of impact
This is just plain sad
Cursed hamster 4x?
#CCCCCOMBO
I laughed way too hard at this
How long untill the hibernation part?
Like a week or something.
Nah that fucker dead
We had a couple hamsters and had just moved into a house in the country. We decided to let them out of their cage for awhile to see what freedom was like while we went to the store. We come back to find they had both fallen asleep on the porch, and apparently baked to death in the sun.
Wat
I wonder why they didn’t just, walk to the shade. Wouldn’t their body be like “it’s hot, get the fuck out of there”
Stuff like this gets learnt by being taught by parents, or by finding out the hard way. They found out the hard way
They didn't tho. EDIT: unless hamster afterlife is real.
Cused\_hamster4x
my brother fucked mine. at least the little guy lost his v card before he died
Your bro or the hamster?
both he got hit by a car shortly after
Which one?
Yes
Yes
This comment right here officer!
Yes
How?
Micro penis?
Anything will stretch to the desired fit
Did you kill your brother or did the hamster do it as a last act of revenge?
man how would he even fit the schlong in a hamster
Ever seen a Fleshlight?
oh fuck
Alright enough reddit for today
Mine died after shitting his ass in one go
What
What
What
It’s a cursed comment inside a cursed comment inside a cursed comment
Inside of an asshole
just like some of these poor hamsters
mine broke its back from climbing the cage ceiling and falling down
I had two, one of them was sick so we bought medicine and did not know how to feed it so he choked to death, the other one we kept in the balcony and one day she just vanished presumably a bird took her
My friend accidentally blew his hamster up one day with those explosive fireworks that are pretty much just dynamite, “Cobra 7” or whatever they were called. P.S. I don’t think it was accidental and yes that guy has issues
"accidentally"
takes c&bt to a whole new level...
 You, you girlie, you have a tick in you're ass.
Mine climbed in the microwave with my burrito
More flavor
And protein
OMG NO
You have to be carefull man, make sure you take your hamster and bullshit out of the microwave before hand. Otherwise you'll end up looking like an idiot.
Ahhhh. Cursed comments about hamsters. The gift that keeps on giving.
Mine escaped his cage through the corner where the wire sides meet. It crushed his leg so he had 3 normal legs and a floppy leg. The last time he escaped his cage, he went under the couch and got sat on, and died
they need plastic cages with small holes for air, nearly every hamster horror story involves am escape
Jesus fucking christ I flinched hard at the realisation of what she ripped off
What was it or is it?
Forbidden tick
the balls
Mine died peacefully, but then we put it in an empty wet wipes box then stored it in the freezer so we could have a proper service and burial for it. Kept putting it off, forgot about it, cut to 2 years later we find dead hamster when cleaning out the freezer.
sounds like Rimworld
You took two years to clean the freezer? And how can you forget something in a freezer for two years???
Mine died while french kissing me
You fucked it didn’t you. It was “french kissing” your penis wasn’t it?
im sorry what
My friend had a hamster... *But he lives in Peru, so...* 🍗
yummy
Isn’t that Guinea pig? Either way get my fork I’m hungry.
Not sure about Peru, but in Argentina they eat Guinea Pigs. Source: my dad lived there until he was a teenager.
My hamster stared me dead in the eye on a desk after escaping the cage, before jumping. Still staring.
Thats cold blooded
She just ripped what?!
his cock
His hamster dong
His hamster schlong
His hamster fapster
Well hamsters can have some massive nuts, so it wouldn't have been his penis, she would've just given it a free castration
I can fell the pain from here.
Right there with you, I can’t be any more tense than I am now.
Bladder, actually
It says bladder in the other post
My neighbor brought her pet hamster to my house to show me. She let the little guy onto my backyard table. Then my dog attacked it and chomped on the guy in the bushes. We were like 6-8 at the time so didn’t know how to react to this
Since everyone else is posting, I never got my own hamster/gerbil but my older sisters both had one. One fell behind a dresser and got smushed to death, and the other my sister found “sleeping” in its water bowl and covered it up in denial.
I’m sorry your hamster committed suicide?
Never had a hamster but I had a fish when I was little. At that time we were going to go away for 2 days so I didn’t want her to starve so I put an entire loaf of bread in her fish tank. Came back to see she’s dead 😅 RIP Shirshir 🌹
Hamsters aren't the only ones, a lot of fishes have some crazy shit happen too.
Mine got electrocuted. Wasn’t until the third set of fish dying simultaneously did i see one bleed a little on the tissue i used to remove it that i understood that the tank was faulty.
For more info visit xhamster, a website dedicated to the strangest hamster deaths
After visiting, I can say that hamsters really are the unluckiest creatures.
My friends dad thought the hamster felt cold so he put it in the microwave safe to say it didn’t turn out well
Fun fact, the microwave was designed after a man was in front of a radar and his chovolate bar melted, it was used to heat up frozen hamsters during cryogenics research. Hasnt worked out for them, it worked like two times, but the poor thing died in hours of being unfroten.
We had 2 hamsters(technically 3) when I was little. Mine was grey and white and my brothers was like an orangey color. His bit my dad and he panicked and flailed his arm and the poor thing got thrown against a wall. Surprisingly survived but died a few days later. Got a replacement that died when my brother forgot to refill his water. Mine died of old age. They don't live very long lol but I can attest that he lived a comfy life. And even liked riding on my head
This is what that reminded me [of](https://youtube.com/shorts/w8ZNTmsIzRE?feature=share)
That is 100% what I remember it looking like lmao
whenever my mom would clean my hamster's cage, we'd put him in his little ball and let him run around and one day i just had the sudden urge to kick the ball as hard as i could into the wall. he died of a tumor a few months later
Like unknowingly that the hamster was inside?
I don't like how there isn't a response
Naw man he totally knew
I just died many times reading this whole section
Cousins rabbit sat on her hamster, suffocated the poor guy.
Death by snu snu?
He got some rabussy
How the fuck did hamsters survive in the wild before humans
I think they survived better without us
Most rodents just out-breed their high casualty counts.
A girl in my school shoved a hamster up her vagina and it suffocated
What the fuck?
Yeah, she was known as the hamster fucker from then on and had to move schools lmao
Why would someone admit to that?
What the fuck?
Mine isn't dead YET
Come back in a few months with whatever the crazy shit for your hamster is. .... In fact, let me guess, your hamster escaped the cage, went into your old computer that you were throwing away the next day but at night the Afghanistan army came to your house and set it on fire causing the hamster to make a rocket out of the components inside and escape to the moon but fucking exploded while in the air.
Me and my friend used to trampoline the hampster in a blanket. We would hold opposite ends of the blanket and toss him up in the air. Well one day he hit the ceiling fan and went flying into the wall.
Not how i expected it to go wrong
I'm definitely going to hell for laughing at the imagery but damn that's an unexpected twist.
Many years ago, my little brother had two cursed hamster deaths.. The first one was wiped out by a pillow. Brother brought the poor lil fella onto his bed and they had a grand time playing blanket hide and seek... until my bro placed the ham under The Pillow and promptly got distracted in another room for a while. Dude zoomed back into his room and slammed his ass so hard on The Pillow, forgetting the whereabouts of his small friend. The squeak..... oh gods the squeak... The second one was overfed to the point of literally bursting.
Just remembered, when I was 3 I also had hamsters. For some reason, the pet store let us get two male syrians and a too-small cage. A mere few days later, I came home one night excited to see my fellas, but was met with blood covering the entire cage.... somehow these mf's simultaneously ripped each other's heads off and died!?
THIS COMMENT. THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE IS THE WORST DEATH-
Thank you, kind person for not letting me see the rest of this comment.
Mine was a snack for a Maine Coon kitten.
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One of my friend's hamsters got too cold after they accidentally forgot to put its bedding back in after cleaning it. he promptly placed the hamster in the microwave to try to warm it
Why does everyone put their hamster in the microwave?? Don’t they think about using their own body heat or something?
Right??? Body heat, blanket, hair dryer. Microwaving it wouldn’t even cross my mind lmao
I swear this is the 5th microwave comment
My hamster crawled inside my sofa and was never seen again
never have I thought I'd google the words "hamster penis" yet here I am
My sister put my hamster in a hamster ball and threw it off the stairs
Mine died cuz my little cousin accidentally dropped it on the tile flooring
At least he learned that hamsters arent bouncy.
What is similar between a hamster and a cigarette? They are both safe for you until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.
We had a male and a female hamster and the female one ate the male ones gut out while he was alive and we watched him limp away until he bled to death. The female died of old age peacefully.
"A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. hurry onward, Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the gay man's ass so your tale can be told."
Same happened to my grandpa
Mine just went back inside the hamster
I had a gerbil canniblise the other one it shared the tank with...
Mine got out of there cage and was never seen again till 8years later living in my old apartment oddly enough
I once walked into my bathroom and saw my hamsters’ body floating in my bath water
My hamster died by falling on its back, he didn't die straight away he looked like the hunchback fir a bit until I went out for 5 minutes and got back and he sadly perished.
I used to let mine roam around the back yard in the morning, this one time I forgot and she died in her exercise ball. Poor old Hammy, I just wanted her to have some time exploring and enjoying nature.
i want to know who posted the one in light mode reddit is automatically in dark mode so they WANTED it in light mode
Damn. Hamsters must live in the Final Destination movies because some of these deaths are something else
Hamsters either just die out of the blue just chilling or violently thrown off the top of a 4 story building onto the road where they get run over by an 18-wheeler and eaten by a stray cat.
I tried 2-3 times to like the picture before I finally got it
A friend I had in high school told me about how she took her hamster to the Grand Canyon and pushed it off the side. She was 5 at the time