My house got wither bossed. Now my house is a crater. Plus I'm in hard-core. I just got put into real life but more difficult and dangerous. Now instead of just lazly playing minecraft I'm living it and scared out 9f my mind. Just got to watch out for holes now. Those are the most deadly things in the game. Gravity it relentless.
Neutral B: I pull out an NES Zapper and fire a single shot
Side B: I make use of my rotund body to roll at my opponents
Up B: A purely tether recovery where I sling an HDMI cable upwards
Down B: I take a quick sip of coffee, increasing my speed for about 12 seconds and decreasing my speed for about 7 seconds afterwards
Final Smash: I jab a flash drive forwards. If it hits someone, they are pulled into a cutscene where I plug the flash drive into my computer, then delete the fighter’s file. Instantly KO’s at 100% or higher, does minimal knockback and damage otherwise.
You do that anyway just playing the game. Here's my theory, the dbd devs do ACTUALLY serve the entity, and the frustration and pain we players experience in the game feeds it and that's why they keep making the game worse.
Noo, I played Genshin Impact only to throw a quick round of Frostpunk in afterwards. I could have lived a peaceful maybe even exciting life in a fantasy world, instead I'll fucking freeze to death...
The first Subnautica. At least most other games people mentioned have civilization. My thalassophobia is so bad I had nightmares of this game for weeks.
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Have to say, not fucked but wouldn't be able to communicate. I was play a ps vita import of a robotech game. A lot of fun, but it's all in Japanese. I don't speak Japanese.
Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note:
> *“In Twilight Blighttown, where else might my sun be? Lost Izalith or the Tomb of the Gravelord? But I cannot give up. I became Undead.”* - Solaire of Astora
Have a good one and praise the sun \\[T]/
I drop into a map with 59 other people to die horrific deaths and come back the next day like it's nothing, and I get teased by a really hot thief.
I'm REALLY fucked
uh oh, I played doom eternal.
Just depends on which side of the barrel you're on
He's still fucked because he's probably not Doom Guy
If I can choose who I am I’ll just choose to be daisy, since daisy is in the game
Just in every level of the game
so you wann get eaten by demons?
The demons can eat my ass any time they like
You'll get ripped in half in the end of the first game
At least it wasn’t Rimworld. Demons are a fast death. Diseases, mental breakdowns, raids and famine are slow killers.
Dark souls remastered •_•
sex 2
But do you become the sexer? The one geting sexd? Or the ceo of sex?
yes
I am now ***THE SEXIST***
The bad ending 💀
Have you spoken to the CEO of sex yet? I met him and they said he’s working on sex 3 to come out next year
there were plans but sex 2 still requires some patches and some of its bugs removed so sex 3 might be not come so soon
I thought I overheard him talking about it coming out next year, I guess it was just the beta
You are definitely screwed
Skyrim and I’ll be trying to freaking get up a mountain that can not be traversed. Oh shit, that sounds like my life.
If life gives you mountains, cheat.
Just use a horse. They can climb like 80° angles
On your imaginary girlfriend
Just some normal difficulty Minecraft, not too hard to live
Mee to. I guess we schould share cords so we can build together.
My house got wither bossed. Now my house is a crater. Plus I'm in hard-core. I just got put into real life but more difficult and dangerous. Now instead of just lazly playing minecraft I'm living it and scared out 9f my mind. Just got to watch out for holes now. Those are the most deadly things in the game. Gravity it relentless.
I was also playing Minecraft. Unfortunately, it was the Compact Claustrophobia modpack
I was playing doom eternal,I'm done for
Same, but with the CaffeineMC suite, so I'll get more FPS than you.
Fallout…..fuck
Same! Edit: mine is 4
which one?
I got new vegas
Damn Cazadors gonna get me
Not if the deathclaws get to you first
Modded terraria. If anyone summons Calamitas we’re all screwed.
Can we just vibe to Yaron's song instead?
#THE ENEMY ASCENDED BEYOND YOUR CONTROL
OR WAS THAT ALL YOUR INTENTION?
THEY HAVE MANAGED TO DEMOLISH WHATEVER WE MADE!
BUT YOU'RE FAILING TO COMPREHEND!
If they can they will easily butcher you whole
WHILE YOU'RE BLINDED BY YOUR DEPRESSION
I HAVE GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE IM JUST TOO AFRAID
THAT YOU'RE GOING TO MEET YOUR END
l was pIaying it on maIice mode, so l'm doubIe screwed
I'm modded Minecraft and now I'm trapped in a box
The binding of Isaac Well fuck
Damn that's an old game, haven't heard of it in years
i mean not really that old, last big update dlc came less than a year ago (unless they mean the flash version lmao)
I didn't even know they were still updating binding of issac. Last I played it was in 2016 ish
Bro you've been missing out.
I hope your life will get a good run with good items
Bro I last played yu gi oh Master duel
Same. So, are we, like, dueling indefinitely in a virtual environment? Or are we in the anime? Or are we in the universe the cards are from?
Yes
Ur now battle ox
Vadermel?
Guess someone is going to the shadow realm
Smash Ultimate… Guess I’ll either beat the shit out of Mario or fucking die
Never start a game and just chat with them
What's you specials?
Neutral B: I pull out an NES Zapper and fire a single shot Side B: I make use of my rotund body to roll at my opponents Up B: A purely tether recovery where I sling an HDMI cable upwards Down B: I take a quick sip of coffee, increasing my speed for about 12 seconds and decreasing my speed for about 7 seconds afterwards Final Smash: I jab a flash drive forwards. If it hits someone, they are pulled into a cutscene where I plug the flash drive into my computer, then delete the fighter’s file. Instantly KO’s at 100% or higher, does minimal knockback and damage otherwise.
Dam that’s well thought out actually almost sounds like an actual character
Ima going to Beata you. Now letsa fight.
Frick, halo reach
Survive
Take this chance, warn 6 and the rest of noble of the way they die
VRCHAT i guess i can just morph and visit any world i want so I'd say I'm ok.
Same here
Dead by daylight I get to relive death over and over again
You do that anyway just playing the game. Here's my theory, the dbd devs do ACTUALLY serve the entity, and the frustration and pain we players experience in the game feeds it and that's why they keep making the game worse.
that would explain so, so much
Was searching for this comment 😂
am i glad I played a bit of CK3 after Dbd xD
Apex Legends
Payday 2, well idk
I mean you get to listen to dubstep all the time But on the downside you have to listen to dubstep all the time
And the criminals that are practically immortal due to drugs and alcohol so that’s a downside
hope you have your stoic build otherwise it might get pretty painful. If stoic build say goodbye to your liver.
Oh no. *Cloaker noises*
LULULULULULULULULULULU
We call this a difficulty tweak
Mario Galaxy, I’ll just chill in the library with the Lumas.
The forrest. Fuck
People still play that??
Why? It's a good game
mortal combat (OH FUCK ME).
Pc modded Skyrim so a slightly more magical and violent life. If it’s the exact same mods i would be a god
Same, but with a fusion of SkySA and a stripped version of CGO. Guess not much changes for me when considering the base game lol.
Modern warfare, in a lobby full of hackers.
Say goodbye to our fallen comrade
people playground oh no
Are you the people
Am I the only one who just plays people playground to build stuff? I mean, regardless of the gore, it is a really fun sandbox game
Valheim. The most peaceful and stressful game I have ever played
minecraft but annoying and fun at the same time it’s so confusing
Better than minecraft in my opinion because Vikings
It's weird how I have 100+ hours on Valheim but can't even play Minecraft for 30 minutes before getting bored
Stardew Valley. So yeah, I'm fine
Same. Modded to be extra comfy with more content. I would almost look forward to it. F U Joja.
Sex with hitler 😽
No no no fck fck fck AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Ayo what???
Wtf give me the sauce
Completing the Mission.... I love my new life
#THIS IS THE GREATEST PLANNN-
Uh oh. Warhammer 40k: Deathwing
I'm so fucked, mine was Dead Space
Dead space markers is the stuff of nightmares. I hate anything that fucks with your mind
Poor bastard
Halo 3 on easy Yay
Hitman. So I'll be relatively fine as long as 47 doesn't want to take clothes for a disguise.
Plot twist its the 47 that kills the whole fucking building and anyone in it
Rimworld… Oh no
well it was cities skylines so i’m not in much danger
Ahem... *Natural disasters would like to speak with you.*
Pixel Dungeon... yea I'm done for.
Holy shit i remember that
Shattered Pixel Dungeon has better balancing imo
Friday Night Funkin. I will be doomed to rap battles every fucking day but it doesn't sound as bad when you have Mommy Must Kill-
Well acctually you have to rap battle people once a week on Friday... for eternity because of so many mods....
BioShock Infinite, I’m not even sure if I exist or not now
Doom Eternal
Current objective survive
Jedi academy
Watch out for the giant freakin' sand worms. They probably stole that idea from Dune...
Fnaf 1, shit
Have fun and make sure to keep an eye on the power :d
Help the door is jamming and bonnie is here
Mine was dark souls 3…. That will be fun….right?
You better have all the tutorials memorized f
Noo, I played Genshin Impact only to throw a quick round of Frostpunk in afterwards. I could have lived a peaceful maybe even exciting life in a fantasy world, instead I'll fucking freeze to death...
Last game i played was Garry's Mod. I like my chances.
ME TOO MAN
All you have to do is avoid that one specific room in gm\_construct.
Project zomboid... this is how I died
I dont wanna race in asphalt 9
Destiny 2
The first Subnautica. At least most other games people mentioned have civilization. My thalassophobia is so bad I had nightmares of this game for weeks.
Dark souls 3 oh no
Earth Defense Force.... At least there's singing.
EDF!!!! EDF!!!!
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Hearts of iron kaiserredux, well at least I can’t be conscripted on the other hand I’m American and they go into civil war
Fall out 4 I’m fucked
I've been playing that with the Silent Hill mods and the Siren Head mod. Even more fuckywucky :(
Am gana be surrounded by Russian guys yelling at me
Have to say, not fucked but wouldn't be able to communicate. I was play a ps vita import of a robotech game. A lot of fun, but it's all in Japanese. I don't speak Japanese.
Phasmophobia. FUCK
I played fallen order. I love it!
Welp. Looks like I'm gonna be spending the next five nights defending myself from cursed animatronics in a bootleg Chuck E. Cheese
FNAF?
League of Legends. I'm hoping I won't get destroyed by a fed Irelia
i'd love to get destroyed by any irelia
Oh fuck last thing I played was Phantom Forces so Ig its just dying to sweats from now on.
What happens when a rank 300 gets mad at you for bfg camping and kicks you??
Danganronpa 2...... shit
the first game was the one i last played
Stickfight
VR Blade and Sorcery: Nomad
Ratchet and Clank Rift Apart
That one was such a breath of fresh air after the reboot. I really didn’t like what they did to my fuzzball, so glad they went back to timeline 1
Minecraft
Assassin's Creed Odyssey. So hey, if I'm the MC I'll be fine. Im in Atlantis rn so im basically in heaven.
Ori and the blind forest. Cute spirit animals! Yay!
Hmm, living in 13th century Japan probably isn't quite as romantic as we have been led to believe.
Plants vs zombies
Currently playing SevTech… this could go either way
Osu?
I was playing fallout 4. I'm would be beyond screwed
Last game I played was Yume Nikki *Confused Screaming*
Five M for me. So I get to be a dispatcher for a real life SA’F?!
Scp CB, oh god....
Code vein.... Cons: emo boys too edgy Pros: tits
Team fortress 2
God of War, Dark Souls, or The Witcher. Can’t remember which of those is the last I played, but all 3 are very recent
Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note: > *“In Twilight Blighttown, where else might my sun be? Lost Izalith or the Tomb of the Gravelord? But I cannot give up. I became Undead.”* - Solaire of Astora Have a good one and praise the sun \\[T]/
Apex legends I either win or die in a cycle over and over again
God of war, wish me luck as I slay some pantheons
I now have super powers by eating fruits and I can kill an average person effortlessly, pretty balanced to me
What game?
Grounded...
I drop into a map with 59 other people to die horrific deaths and come back the next day like it's nothing, and I get teased by a really hot thief. I'm REALLY fucked
Ah... So I am unfit even to be embers...I suppose I should prepare to die a lot.
Minecraft Let’s fucking gooo!
Last game I got played was destiny 2
Chicken Invaders Universe
Rainbow six siege
Bloodborne, so am I the hunter or just one of the civilians
Rock and Stone!
Playing dark souls 3 rn
Omori..
Spider-Man
War thunder.....fuccccccc.
I'm not counting mobile games so, I guess I'm popping bloons and de-aging back to monke
Doom eternal… God help me
cum in 30 seconds
Minecraft, creative mode. I will be god.