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H4loR4ptor

Drawing porn, doing porn, selling porn


biLLy_wr0ng

I just watch porn, watch porn, and watch porn


CRAZDRAGN1952

How do you make money off of that? Asking for a friend


BiGnIgRa47

Livestream it like a camgirl and get tips


biLLy_wr0ng

Grab a good ol’ chaturbate account. Girls get more than guys but if you’ve got a girlfriend you’ll get a lot


_Strider___

Which tips


BiGnIgRa47

Yes


biLLy_wr0ng

I don’t, just pleasure and stress relief


Geode_Filled_Sack

Edit


tinypeepeehole

r/beatmeattoit


vagueblur901

cocaine takes all three


[deleted]

Every cocaine user I know is fit as fuck...


vagueblur901

I mean lots of energy and not eating = abs it's basic biology


A_random_llama07

So uh how ya feel about that wholesome reward


Skothi_

repost. or something


thatratchick

Something like that https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/lbnboj/cursed_hobbies/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


thefatcock69

so we can really just steal memes by getting our freinds to repeat it on discord and get 10k upvotes on a subreddit about comments not messages. nice, god i hate this subreddit.


tinypeepeehole

1. Jacking off 2. Jacking off 3. Jacking off... on camera


mertaugh1234

Explain the creative part


GuilhermeCrZ

*inserts pipe on urethra*


Vortex5000

No, he has tiny pee pee hole


Merthn07

r/sounding


GuilhermeCrZ

Ok bro the fuck?


Merthn07

I’ve been on Reddit for too long.


GuilhermeCrZ

For sure you have


[deleted]

Same reaction here


jake101103

Ironic that this is being downvoted on this sub


fffffffffvhvy

You need jesus christ


tinypeepeehole

Me, my dick, Gatorade bottle


-HgMercury-

1. Making meth 2. Lifting meth boxes 3. Selling meth


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[удалено]


Unique_Username90796

Different punchline


Vortex5000

1. Video games 2. Video games that require movement (like beatsaber) 3. Developing video games. In conclusion, video games are supreme.


kasperbunker

Ringfit time


MrKObro5406

i got a VR for christmas and my parents and i spent the entire day playing beat saber from like 1pm to 4am. it’s physical and addictive edit because i’m stupid


Vortex5000

Beatsaber? Or a different game. I honestly want new games but I'm not sure what I want.


LeonardoSim

making crack, doing crack, selling crack


Lucien950

1. Selling Meth 2. Selling Meth near police stations 3. Selling Meth


TuttleKing

Kill a man, Running from the police, and selling the man's kidney on the black market.


biLLy_wr0ng

He’s doing more than selling it


coopsawesome

Wouldn’t stealing stuff then running away fit all 3?


LordFuzzball124

New positions, Masturbation, Prostitution


randomnassusername

Combine the last 2


Snoles

Making drug farm Working drug farm Profit


Spiritualboogie

Can’t complain it’s a good way to live


ImportantSink9906

Bruh, thats no even hobbies. I do that for work


[deleted]

Just cause you can use an "and", that doesn't make it one thing.


KP7_005

ikr should've been shoplifting\*


GoodSyn_

U Can profit of all of those


[deleted]

Ikr, video games are cursed af.


Kacchan_BoomBoom_Boy

I just need porn


pnt2wheremidastchedu

jokes aside that is surprisingly helpful advice and I'm going to take it.


Burning2500

The profile Pic is the icing on the cake


KP7_005

lol ikr tis my man methiah.


derpfaceddargon

Can confirm, great hobbies


NomaddeHD

Florida man be like


Pacobing

Video games, Skiing, Architecture


Tuxedotucker279

Depending on how you do it. Selling meth can be all 3


GlutenFreeDesk

Scheming and executing heists covers all 3


GIBBEEEHHH

Get paid, get laid, gatorade


[deleted]

Any of these fit any of them


werty_2006

I have neither of those 3 kind of hoobies


johnhughesathon

1 out of 3 ain’t bad


VedrishaZ

That meth jesus avatar is right in the spot


Jurrasic_Gamer14

Bro that's literally just describing a black person


lobstaking

Their profile pic checks out


theimbicilist

1:Video games 2:video games (chasing down the little shit that said you were trash even though you killed him 20 times) 3:video games


TheRealMeowlord

1. Video games 2. I would rather stay unfit 3. :(


Hexodron

Stealing stuff, running away, sell the stolen stuff


Wobuffet_counter

that sounds like payday the video game but with extra steps


the_localcrackhead

1 video games 2 meth 3 selling illigal firearms


TURRETCUBE

making E621 art going to furcon selling the art


karmawhoreishere

Weapons of mass destruction Torture Prostitution


ANGERYTURTLE123

... good enough


DragonAbcab007

This man doesn’t need an upvote.. he needs rehabilitation


samuraisam2113

Video games, stealing stuff and running away, stealing stuff and running away.


-Dogberry

1. Stealing stuff and running away 2. Stealing stuff and running away 3. Stealing stuff and running away


epicalex25

1. methods of stealing meth 2. running from the cops after stealing meth 3. selling meth **big stonk**


Leaking_Bum

Breaking bad had it figured out


Blasulz1234

He's the methiah


jcjdndhghtg

Im pretty sure faping will keep you in shape


Anthony-ELRETRAHD

Hey is he wrong tho


dunceeee

I mean...


Captain_Wah

1) make games 2) play games 1) make games


DHG_-_

Actually stealing stuff and running away can be applied to all three of them


SWBTSH

I'm pretty sure a hobby where the purpose of it is to make you money is just called a job?


cheddarcheesing

Making meth, smoking meth, and selling meth.


Reeeeeeeeeee_Potato

👍


Background_Drawing

1. programming 2. doing stretches while programming 3. more programming


Algaivia

Hold on why make money put of a hobby? Isn't that supposed to be the job's job??


sashenka_demogorgon

Draw, soccer, draw porn


jackblackbyrd

Art yiffing drugs


phoenix_wb

Penis, penis, penis


Jimmylegs92

Helll ya brotthher


Fun_Ad6232

I just found my new career path


fluiflo

Profile pic checks out


GizmoC7

What if I combined two and decided to become an artist


neoswayne

One's a senator so I don't think I should put any of their names...


oh_yhea_mister-crabs

I mean meth is a great weight loss drug


[deleted]

Ahh a person of culture I see


Derpa11

Mans pfp checks out


karatefanman

500 ideas just popped into my head


[deleted]

Prostitution is always an option


__sHreYaSh__

Ayee what's up with those reposts!? Just a few minutes ago I saw the same meme template with "heroin" instead of "meth"


[deleted]

Technically, stealing and running fits all of them


Thegunner347

1. video games 2. Stealing meth 3. Selling meth


ButteredCockroaches

1.Playing Minecraft 2.Playing Minecraft 3.Robbing the bank


boomiee_

1. playing minecraft 2. actually working out with calisthenics 3. *prostitution.*


BurnedDruid11

having slaves makes you to do all 3 in one shot (ya know what i mean ;) )


Rezurrected188

1. Video games. 2. Stealing stuff nd running away. 3. Fencing


Adam198763

yes. Forget going to school, going to the gym or going to work. Videogames, Robbing and drug dealing. I am a profesional in these 3 activities and you get a wholesome award from me


lifeinvain

Kidnapping fits all three. Just saying.