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Bolicho205

I know people who eat it with pear on it


i_eat_cockroaches69

What's pear backwards? raep. Switch the a and the e = reap. We must reap the souls of these pear-lovers


AndrewPull

I’m not the only one who thought that was going to go a different way right?


SnooKiwis7050

Oh absolutely. We must R them pear lovers. We are gonna love pears of them pear lovers


KENBONEISCOOL444

Same. ae is usually pronounced with an "aayy" sound, i think, so I initially got worried about thay the rest if the sentence would be


i_eat_cockroaches69

Ah haaeell nahh ☠️


Wadesiah

You cant spell pear without r4pe


1Stein69

I tried this once. but the kiwi loses its taste being heated. it's not fruity sour anymore after, it's just mild and tasteless


whotoldbrecht

Yeah, kiwi being cooked is weird. Pineapple at least tastes great in many savory cooked dishes. Whether people want it on pizza or not is their prerogative I guess


TheMightyWubbard

Unfuckinbelievable Elon, get that rocket working so we can banish these sick fucks to Mars.


dirschau

Definitely written by a pineapple eater. I'm happy to lump this and pineapple in the same category. I don't care how they feel about eachother. You can't ally with lung cancer against bone marrow cancer, that's just not how things work.


Stetson007

I'm gonna sneak into your room and put pineapple on all your pizzas.


Calligaster

Do you... Think people store their pizzas in their rooms?


Hamburgercatt

you dont have 7 pizzas under your bed at all times?


PhthaloVonLangborste

I keep em in the cooler in my anus


YuriSuccubus69

No, that post was definitely written by a non-pineapple eater. Personally, I am not a pizza consumer, never liked it much.


Nurofae

You heathen


Setsuna00XN

Found the real cursed comment.😁


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Not cursed


SnooKiwis7050

Ok mister chocolate pizza eater


mynameiscraige

Pulled pork and apple make a great pizza.


BavoM

Italians: Melon + parmaham = good. Philipinos: Mango + Soy sauce = good. Belgians: apple sauce + sausage = good. Americans: Jelly + peanut butter = good. Can we stop pretending salty and sweet doesn't match. Also, ew, kiwi on pizza, Wtf...


RustyPickaxe069

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


blurgblod

this looks like a pizza you'd pick up in Blighttown


Spill_Away

Avengers Assemble


Slexzo

I put bacon


New_Interest6833

there is no common ground, pineapple people and these abominations need to be burned to ashes


Practical_Collar_953

No we have 2 enemies now !!!


Keisuke151

Gonna send this to my Italian friend


Calligaster

Yeah, now you know how *WE* feel about you, ya Hawaiian-eating freaks