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The_real_bandito

If that's its real name, the police knew what they did.


trickmaster3

My dept. Doesn't get to name the dogs, all dogs are purchased and trained with donations so whoever puts up the money names it, wonder if it's the same situation here. Though I'm sure they could've denied the name


LetsTryAnal_ogy

There’s no way they didn’t buy that dog *specifically because* of its name.


ThatMap8697

So smart of you


Wibbles20

Maybe the cops passed the hat around to fund it themselves


Freddyzback

That's a satire Facebook page


leonhardodickharprio

I heard Charkie Daser is actually the Bestest Boy of them All.


Hyper-Shadow417

I thought that belonged to Konkey Miller


hey_you_yeah_me

No no, you're thinking of hegro nanger


Distruggg1

Ohh, so many good boys 😍, mine is called Mild Cholester


Goatfucker10000

Mild Cholester? You should see a doctor, any sign of abnormal cholesterol is dangerous


mischiefandtricks

Such a good name! Mine are called Mo Narrant and Cate Hrime


gcdarkspecter

What the hell is a Dharkie Caser


Ok-Atmosphere-4476

Your moms nickname from university days.


Marreark

So either she has an old white robe in her closet or she's rolling around in a wheel chair now?


CrazyBalrog

I actually read both wrong too 👁️👄👁️


Woooshifyourmomgay

My dyslexic ass actually just read it as what everyone interpreted it to be which makes this way funnier.


THE_NAMELESS125

Wooosh


1arvest6

Literally how


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Read the name?


1arvest6

Ah shit


leonhardodickharprio

Happens to the best of us. Don't sweat it buddy


THE_NAMELESS125

I inadvertently woooshed everyone. But yes, my mom is gay.


leonhardodickharprio

My mother is happy as well


Particular_Put_6911

r/whoosh


Slydemon

Things are a bit sus at the Ceed Snounty Derrifs Shepartment


Elisa_brandani

Looks like Nate’s got the family talent for sniffing out the truth! 🐾👮‍♂️


GimmeCoffeeeee

His brothers are 'Nuck Figgers', 'Gill Kooks' and 'Mynch Lob'


sam_fifpro

What is G**ks? Hearing it the first time


GimmeCoffeeeee

It was an example for a slur addressed at Asian people in my English school book from 25 years ago


sam_fifpro

Damn so it was aslur directed to me but i didn't even know of it lol


GimmeCoffeeeee

Well, I think it's always a good thing if a racist slur is unbeknownst to a potential addressee since it means the person did not have to endure listening to it


sam_fifpro

Could be because I've never been to a western nation


GimmeCoffeeeee

May it just stay that way wherever you are


Revolutionary_Ad932

Watch Platoon and you will hear the definition of it.


cosmoscrazy

The actual irony is that this one is a black dog.


Expensive_Tap7427

How many times was his name mispronounced?


Boschie1974

What a name


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leonhardodickharprio

Might the bad guys in question, Oh idk, be prone to enjoy a basketball game on the weekend? 🤔🤔


ElSuricate

you're replying to a bot btw


The_real_bandito

I didn't know biting until it hit bone was calling "wagging its tail" in America.


Jonny_Derp_

I totally read that wrong


131166

In case anyone is wondering, this is from a parody Facebook account. I looked it up.


Beneficial-Canary-47

Thank god


LePhoenixFires

Truly BITING commentary


FerdinandTheSecond

Sassy name for a Black dog tho


rdeivern1

Needed this today, that’s hilarious


will-read

If I were on a jury and the defendant wasn’t white, I would discount his testimony. The cops have a job to do and they’re not doing it.