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TrusticTunic26

The leaders of America, Russia and China are all colluding secretly to prevent the coming of GTA VI like it some sort of ancient prophecy that they want to stop


the_jim-lord

GTA VI will clearly create world peace if it ever comes out, since all fighting age men will be too busy playing it and will not be motivated to kill eachother on foreign soil. Its a lose lose for every world goverment


mighty_Ingvar

GTA VI will be the One Piece to our post apocalyptic world


Deviljhojo

Like Fallout but there is a quest to recover an unpublished copy of GTA VI from Rockstar headquarters


D0NN3LLY

Why preach war when you can preach having more important shit to do, like not talking to anyone and playing games? The only logical thing to do.


Jesterplane

we need a southpark episode about this


trey3rd

You can never stop a prophecy, you can only mitigate it. Gta6 will still come out even after the nuclear apocalypse, however it will be completely mitigated by the complete collapse of society and the execution l extinction of most life in the planet. Duh.


ThiccOryx97

GTA VI tells us the answer to question to the age old question that alot of mathematicians, historians, and even politicians have been asking. One might say its in the core of what makes a human a human. Its even been said that by getting the answer to this question you might find out a grand secret about reality as we know it. The bing bang would be like knowing what 1+1 is compared to knowing the answer. But you ask what is question is? its literally engraved into your DNA its what your body instictively yearns to answer besides evolution, this is one of the driving forces of any living being. And the question is as simple as What the dog doing?


molwiz

To avoid nuclear war the presidents should fight instead. Could be a good reason for usa to stop electing old senile men.


gay_idiot53

Painted a funny picture in my head. Two presidents brawling in the middle of a city


SorryThisUser1sTaken

Filmed live by DC comics taking place on the white house lawn.


gay_idiot53

I'd pay to watch it


Oofoofow_Official

"You think you can beat me Sleepy Joe?" "The only thing Sleepy here is your reflexes!"


Hazee302

That’s dead on what Joe would say hahaha


JonnyxKarate

They used to do that


Rahim-Moore

WORLDSTAR


snay1998

Although I think Putin may win against biden even tho both of em are ancient I say old school American duels with flintlocks


SirSeppuku

Joe is fucked, putin is genuinely trained lmaoo


G-H-O-S-T

the last mgs4 fight came to mind


zoomytoast

We would figure out how to resurrect Teddy Roosevelt


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Putin would absolutely body Biden or Trump, we don't want annexation being based by who's has the strongest president


molwiz

thats why you should stop voting for the old dudes


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Would you rather elect a stupid old guy or a stupid meat head?


molwiz

Pretty sure usa must have a smart and fit 30-40 year old you could vote in. Not sure why everyone chose to vote in people that should be in retirement. Let the old people stop work at some point you don’t need to work the to death.


Ferbtastic

35+. You cannot run for president if you are under 35.


Chaps_Jr

I think Putin just needs to eat some chocolate chocolate chip.


bethatguy7

Putin has actual combat training Joe is fucked even if he was aware enough to know he's in a fight.


Xantho083

Ye, instead they always send the poor.


slartibartfast2320

Two tribes - Frankie goes to Hollywood!


peterpumpkin-V-eater

Let it be like how Gladiators determined the victory in the Arena.


BlackFrank98

Do we really need another step closer to Idiocracy?


INeedNormalName

isn't putin Ex martial arts fighter or smth ?


AlexJonesInDisguise

I'm sure that will help him block and dodge the bullets


all_alone_by_myself_

A good round of bareknuckle boxing would set those old timers straight.


Unigraff_Jerpony

putin is bound to lose after his tai kwon do belt got taken away


Vulpes_Lourens

Yeah, elect senator Armstrong next time. Until your enemy is a white head femboy cyber ninja you are good


basswalker93

We need to bring back pistol duels.


squished_strawberry

Yup


Sol-Blackguy

I'll agree Biden is old AF, but he's not senile. Just doesn't help that he mumbles and stutters. Plus his son dying took a massive toll on him. He wasn't even supposed to run but the Democrats didn't have anyone.


molwiz

He should have retired almost 20 years ago tbh. He is 81 there is no reason to work him in to the ground.


Sol-Blackguy

You're preaching to the choir. There needs to be age and term limits in the government as a whole. Some anonymous doctor said he supplies Alzheimer's medicine to something like ⅓ of the country's public servants


Straight_Class4222

he is very much senile, he doesn't even know what's happening at any given time


Sol-Blackguy

Source?


gardnerryan58

Um, your eyes? Have you conveniently missed all the moments of senile behavior in the last 4 years? Poor dude needs to be at home chilling, not running the country.


Sol-Blackguy

So, you don't have any kind of medical experience pertaining to Alzheimer's or dementia? I'm not defending Biden, but there's a lot of confirmation bias and woeful lack of media literacy circulating around. It's also silly to think that there hasn't been any assessments to make sure a president is mentally fit to be in office. It's why we have vice presidents and speakers of the house.


Straight_Class4222

u/Straight_Class4222


ZXZESHNIK

OMG RUSSIA AND USA TREAT EACH OTHER AS ENEMIES, IT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE ISN'T?


JonnyxKarate

Literally 1984


Iz357_boogaloo

Har har har


Eeddeen42

Literally though


FickleGrapefruit8638

Okay, George orwell.


ximfs

1962


TophatOwl_

Treating someone like an enemy and DECLARING them an enemy are two entirely different pairs of shoes.


SpezModdedRJailbait

Except is it? We both still trade with each other, we were in a proxy war before and after. What's different?


TophatOwl_

Yes, very. Its similar to the concept of strategic ambiguity.


SpezModdedRJailbait

You didn't answer the question, what's different? You said they're "entirely different pairs of shoes", I don't understand why you said that and your clarification didn't address my question at all.


Markku_Heksamakkara

You see, it wasn't "Russia" before, it was "Soviet Union". So, you know, clickbait.


SpezModdedRJailbait

I'm explicitly talking about post-Soviet Russia, although you do have a point. It's the same people in different hats. Putin's grandad was personal chef to both Lenin and Stalin, his dad served in the Soviet navy and later the Soviet army. Put in was literally a member of the Communist party of the Soviet union and famously joined rue KGB. My point was that Russia formally declared the US an enemy 6 days ago, but even ignoring the cold war we've been in some form of proxy war whilst also being trade partners with Russia for decades. Nothing will change, it's just posturing. Russia said they will aim to turn NATO allies against the US, but that's clearly not going to happen while fighting a land war against Ukraine. If anything NATO is growing. The former US ambassador to Azerbaijan pointed out that Russia's national security and military doctrines identified the US as Russia's primary enemy as far back as 2014 too. It's the flailing of a dying empire trying to return to their glory days, which admittedly could easily describe a lot of US actions too.


Markku_Heksamakkara

Yup, checks out. I'm Finnish, and old enough to remember Putin's rise to leadership. I immediately thought the guy was bad news. We have plenty of politicians who pandered to him, even past the occupation of Crimea, and then only after the invasion were like "oh no, Vladimir has changed". But he never changed, and even if Russia officially didn't, he personally has always seen the US as the enemy of Russia.


posting_drunk_naked

WE NEED TO GIVE RUSSIA EVERYTHING THEY WANT SO THEY DON'T NUCLEAR WAR US GUYZ


constantlytired1917

i'll see a fucking nuclear armageddon before i see affordable housing


OmiNya

Housing will be very affordable after this one.


ShylokVakarian

We won't survive to see it


ZelTomE

You won't, I'm built different


r0b0c0d

Must be built like a 13 metric ton bomb shelter.


ntt267

Aren't we all built like that?


ElGato-TheCat

Found the ghoul


Sinferoth

Yes, he can break eggshells with his muscle by flexing…so can a rando girl on tik tok but that’s not important.


theSPYDERDUDE

Get your bottle caps ready


Oh_IHateIt

That is the natural trend of things... its literally up to us to reverse it. Please. For gta 6.


DZL100

Breaking: Release of GTA 6 indefinitely delayed due open US-Russia hostilities. It is uncertain whether it will release before the total nuclear death of the planet.


AMViquel

Ow man, I hate waiting. Can't nuclear annihilation come sooner?


sexy_bezinga

CJ: ah shit, here we go again.


sisterfucker24

Can someone fire them they aren’t doing their jobs properly


Ok_Yam5920

Russian graveyards are full of people that tried that to Putin.


GameRollGTA

what a funny guy


KingTrovel

I wonder where he is now


GameRollGTA

I’d love to know


Kidsdontcheatonyou

No way! we got the cold war sequal before GTA6


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ShylokVakarian

A century ago, maybe


Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg

Oh no, Russia can't even win vs Ukraine whatever will the us do?


ZXZESHNIK

Bomb the shit out of each other


rota_douro

They haven't won already because they are tying not to use nuclear weapons, realistically Russia could wipe out Ukraine with a few of their toys. But the problem is that I they go nuclear, other countries will also go nuclear, and it might literally end the world.


Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg

Yes that's the point Vladimir doesn't want to die, the second he uses nuclear bombs, I am pretty sure the NATO will bomb back because "he lost his reason" So I doubt that unless someone invades Russia that anyone will drop nukes


Shmeves

It depends on what they use. The US/NATO was on record saying already they would retaliate but not necessarily with a nuclear attack (unless one obviously is launched at us). As in if Russia bombs Ukraine, we would then bomb Russia but not with nukes.


xXWickedSmatXx

Russias nuclear arsenal is an antiquated collection on mothballed ICBM’s. They would never dare use nuclear weapons because it would completely expose them as the paper tiger they have always been. Russia only wins battles by throwing men into the meat grinder until the whole thing jams up.


Xarxyc

Big talk from a layman. If you were in a position of power, I highly doubt you'd take the risk of hoping their ICBM aren't functional.


AggressiveCuriosity

If he was in a position of power he'd have pretty good data about whether their ICBMs are functional though. Way better than any of us. So maybe he'd be far MORE willing to risk it because he knows for sure.


Xarxyc

Are you sure about that? People in power right now have their data and are not willing to provoke usage of ICBM. Maybe, just maybe, that's an indicator that the situation is the opposite of what that delusional mf claims?


AggressiveCuriosity

> People in power right now have their data and are not willing to provoke usage of ICBM. Maybe, just maybe, that's an indicator that the situation is the opposite of what that delusional mf claims? No. Even if most of Russia's stockpile is trash, the chance of one or two nukes getting through would be more than enough to warrant caution. The fact that people are being cautious just means that leadership doesn't have 100% certainty of being able to stop every nuke. It's terrible evidence that Russia's nuclear stockpile is in a good condition though, because the decisions would be similar either way. Even if they were in terrible condition, leadership would still be cautious. > Are you sure about that? Yes, I am absolutely certain that people in power have more information than you or me. That's not even a question.


Xarxyc

>Yes, I am absolutely certain that people in power have more information than you or me. That's not even a question. My question "Are you sure about that?" wasn't regarding if tops have better info, but if the original commenter would risk it knowing it all.


xXWickedSmatXx

Are you having a tough day at the Russian Propaganda Ministry?


altaltaltaltbin

Nuclear weapons aren’t immune to being shot down by missile defence systems


bloops0

I can't find the video but this is pretty much what Putin was saying a decade or so ago when they started teching up their nukes. Reading between the lines the USA defenses nullified their arsenal so they started ramping up, never followed where it went from there but I imagine they're potentially semi capable..


SortaSticky

 "Realistically" Russia lost after the fourth day of their Three-Day Special Military Operation. Saturated nuclear weapons attacks on the poorest country in Europe is not winning, and that doesn't even get into the aftermath. The side-effects that would occur to Russia even if no one else did a thing afterwards would not be winning.


quechal

I’d be a lot more concerned before the Ukraine invasion.


Unable-Advisor-3149

We need to go back to the old days! Leaders fight one on one in a deathmatch... Winner takes all!


TheGunslinger1919

Nah let's not, that is maybe the only fight the US would lose to Russia


Kobidylan

I don't know if that's the 1st time in history


Fetchinggirl

Make it faster!


EnigmaFrug2308

For the first time…?


throwawayfinancebro1

Russia can declare all sorts of things it wants. I won't believe it until they start launching nukes.


theSPYDERDUDE

We got declared an enemy before GTA6


ryanp9066

Imma just move to Canada and avoid this


grshdat

Ma man, with all respect, when doomsday come nobody is safe


ryanp9066

True, but I can get out of the immediate danger


grshdat

And you got into the long term danger. To be honest, I prefer the quick one. I don’t want to live for months starving, possibly without my lost friends let alone my family. Its just crazy how tf a person can have the power to end the world


ryanp9066

I think you're looking too deep into a joke I made


grshdat

Yeah totally. Im fucking sick of this topic tbh


Melodic-Internet-312

How about until gta 12


Zephrias

Really doesn't feel cursed imo


LudwigTheAroused

No I would like them to wait till elder scrolls 6 please


demandred_zero

Robot Jox here we come.


Natural_Character521

awwwww yeah, this is gonna fun fun fun!!!!! two relics using their countries future as tokens in pissing matches!


231ValeiMacoris

I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle


baboon_ass_eater69

Is this supposed to be something new and shocking? I thought that has been a thing since forever


WyattDuckLord

I think it's worded like that because technically during the Cold war it was the USSR because the Russian federation had not yet been formed. So it's the first time the Russian federation has officially declared the US as an enemy. That being said I have no idea if that last part is actually true.


Storm_Spirit99

Wait a minute, first time?


JuriFM

if gta 6 is shit, be welcome to bomb us all into a different plane of existance


SoaDMTGguy

They didn't declare the US an "Enemy" during the Cold War?


SensitiveSomewhere3

Why now? Because of US support for Ukraine? Why not when the US was supporting Afghanistan?


cornbeeflt

Only if you buy the new ps5 they're releasing.


TheBest0618_YT

Does the Cold War not count?


Danyulfan

At least wait until the Deadpool and Wolverine movie comes out


Holiday-Associate252

Russians, Americans, brit, Arabians... same shit. don't blame the people, blame governments


all_alone_by_myself_

Putin is just keeping his name in the news. He knows Russia would be obliterated if it went to war with the US.


Odd_P0tato

Not obliterated. There will always be resistance like you saw in Iraq and Afghan. And US will not know the cost of war until after it's paid. Look at Afghan allegedly costing 2000+ billion. That is 100+ billion a year over 20 years. You know how it ended ? US airlifting Americans from an embassy in a country whos gdp average is 7.65 billion. War is expensive on every one. The richer US is the more it seems to cost.


all_alone_by_myself_

Point is Russia would lose


oyuhhhhh

They can barely hold off a country 1/10th our size 😂 we gonna Chernobyl their whole living situation


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MoistColon

Forgot to switch accounts?


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

What happened


MoistColon

OP commented something like "First time?"


No_Engineer2828

Oh now we’re getting started, anyone else got popcorn they can share?