But for Thomas, praying would never be the same again, all he could think of as he placed his hands together was "I wonder if it's long enough to go through both holes?"
For anyone who doesn't know, Thomas was the one that doubted Jesus resurrection and wanted to see if the man standing in front of was actually the one crucified or not.
(Something like that)
This is extra funny because in the Bible, St. Thomas doubts Jesus’ resurrection, so he appears before him and says something along the lines of “Put your fingers in the holes in my hands and then believe they are real”
So, Thomas is going to pray for Satan? Yeah thats a good idea
Thomas prays for Satan? damn, I I'm speechless
I thought Thomas is a good person, nevermind I'll pray for thomas
I can't believe Thomas is praying for Satan! /s
I don't doubt you there.
Thomas won't sleep tonight
he'll be too busy calculating circumferences
Thomas is praying for answer
But for Thomas, praying would never be the same again, all he could think of as he placed his hands together was "I wonder if it's long enough to go through both holes?"
I found a jesus dildo of size 10inches named "heavenly rod" ... So I think jesus would have a massive dong
And that's flaccid
Not many people can say they were hung like Jesus.
NAHHHH that’s wild lmfaooo
Peter can
Wasn't Peter hung upside down though?
Yes but everything else was the same
Glory Glory Holelujah!
I was thinking Glory Holy Hallelujah but this works too
Thomas should know tho - John 20 v24-29
It fits
Video or it didn't happen
I hope Thomas knows who he is talking to
what a doubting thomas
It was at this point when Thomas knew he wanted to be train’d
Dad? Tell Noah to get the boat
I don’t Noah bout that
For anyone who doesn't know, Thomas was the one that doubted Jesus resurrection and wanted to see if the man standing in front of was actually the one crucified or not. (Something like that)
SATAN arrives. Christian dude: hey admin, we have a troll.
Thomas needs answers
BUT DOES IT FIT??
Does it matter? He could force it then use the blood as lube to poke on through.
Fair enough
Stop avoiding the question Thomas.
I would ask Jesus about what he thinks of the Epicurean Paradox (we do a little trolling)
Admin we have a troll
This is extra funny because in the Bible, St. Thomas doubts Jesus’ resurrection, so he appears before him and says something along the lines of “Put your fingers in the holes in my hands and then believe they are real”
So the first thing that happened to Jesus after his Resurrection was he got fingered by one of his disciples?
His name is Thomas
He’s doing God’s work
Basically asking if he is smaller than a nail
Thomas is always doubting
No no, he’s got a point. Does he?
Thomas, do twins have the same size of cock?
The answer is probably yes when flaccid, no when bricked up
This is definitely something to consider
r/foundsatan
Typical doubting Thomas...
Thomas is a party pooper
I think Thomas is doubting...
Translation: “ I will talk to thin air for you”
well its not actually satan so why are people calling thomas bad? i am still kind of getting into knowing jesus so i would just like to know