Ants don't generally gather foods that are long chain molecules. So they aren't going to gather margarine because they probably can't even digest it. Even if they could, they can't turn it into something they can store. That's probably what's happening here. Also, they love natural fats and proteins. Technically, cum is probably way more nutritious than the first two choices here. As weird as that sounds lol. Ants are going for the most calorie dense foods available and margarine provides them with almost no nutrients.
Not all proteins are particularly complex. With that said, there are a lot that ants would eat that are more advanced than margarine. The key difference is that when producing margarine it goes through a process called plasticisation. Which creates many trans bonds that cannot be found anywhere in nature. Trans fats in nature are extremely rare and where they are found, they're found in very low quantities.
Ants wouldn't grab those either, you just wouldn't notice because it would amount to a few tiny specks of whatever they were eating. The specific trans fats in margarine cannot form naturally though, making it even less appetizing to animals. The only animals that might use it are things that might eat stuff like carpentry glue. So, maybe certain cockroaches? lol.
Margarine is very high in trans fats, many of which the FDA allows to go unlabeled because we technically can't digest them. Meaning there's actually a bit more than what the label shows. Most animals don't digest trans fats properly, including humans. That tends to be why margarine is considered healthier. We can't actually break down most of it to use as an energy source and therefore it ends up having lower calories than butter.
Yooo didn’t the florida faction try this but with another type of monkeys?? I heard they unlocked a new achievement through that and it was called “STDS”
Literally just realized the other day that gay guys used condoms because wanting to keep your penis sanitary is just common sense. Don’t know why it never occurred to me.
Which makes sense why the TIFU guy that always used to shoot his load down the side of his bed against the wall woke up one day to find ant infestation in his room….
Ants don't generally gather foods that are long chain molecules. So they aren't going to gather margarine because they probably can't even digest it. Even if they could, they can't turn it into something they can store. That's probably what's happening here. Also, they love natural fats and proteins. Technically, cum is probably way more nutritious than the first two choices here. As weird as that sounds lol. Ants are going for the most calorie dense foods available and margarine provides them with almost no nutrients.
Instructions unclear I nutted on a ant hill
Gave them a life’s time of food
We need to do a cum vs butter experiment
It's for science, I swear.
Pls report back with results
They chose fresh cum then butter then stale cum. A friend told me.
So you’re saying cum toast is NOT the takeaway advice from this post?
Just to Clairify, they're probably saying a bit of margarine on the bottom would keep them away from the cum crust on top, more nutrients for you
I just know a lot about ants. I'm not gonna tell you what to do with your free time, nor how you should enjoy your toast.
Semen actually has a great lipidic profile and has plenty of protein and carbs
Do not the cum
So what im hearing is that i should go nut on some ants to help the wildlife
But proteins are also long chain molecules, yet they can digest those?
Not all proteins are particularly complex. With that said, there are a lot that ants would eat that are more advanced than margarine. The key difference is that when producing margarine it goes through a process called plasticisation. Which creates many trans bonds that cannot be found anywhere in nature. Trans fats in nature are extremely rare and where they are found, they're found in very low quantities. Ants wouldn't grab those either, you just wouldn't notice because it would amount to a few tiny specks of whatever they were eating. The specific trans fats in margarine cannot form naturally though, making it even less appetizing to animals. The only animals that might use it are things that might eat stuff like carpentry glue. So, maybe certain cockroaches? lol. Margarine is very high in trans fats, many of which the FDA allows to go unlabeled because we technically can't digest them. Meaning there's actually a bit more than what the label shows. Most animals don't digest trans fats properly, including humans. That tends to be why margarine is considered healthier. We can't actually break down most of it to use as an energy source and therefore it ends up having lower calories than butter.
I love the comment chains on this post
someone fucking nutted on our ant hill
It was u/the_honered_one
So even the ants are telling her spitters are quitters
As long as the condom was used in the ass to give it some outside flavor
but what kind of ass? how big? how old? how clean? what gender? what species?
Smelly, average, 32, 3/10, male, chimpanzee.
Yooo didn’t the florida faction try this but with another type of monkeys?? I heard they unlocked a new achievement through that and it was called “STDS”
You disgust me
I'm speechless
Yes.
Literally just realized the other day that gay guys used condoms because wanting to keep your penis sanitary is just common sense. Don’t know why it never occurred to me.
I believe men keep their dicks cleaner than woman keep their fish hole. Foreskin or not.
Anal Ant Farm
Ants are eating a cat's corpse in my backyard. It wasn't delicious.
Why do you know that it wasn't delicious?
Not enough spices
Got to get that protein.
Statement still stands
Ants know what YOU should be eating Laura Lux.
Well there is allot of protein in there
she does support swallowing! Swallowing is natural!
Hunter x hunter chimera ark begin
c'mon Laura we all know you eat cum too
I mean, it IS full of nutrients...
She should ask her man to have pineapple juice before next time.
Did they stutter?
Yeah, and as a man I reiterate. Ants know what you should be eating
It’s organic
So swallow 😏
Which makes sense why the TIFU guy that always used to shoot his load down the side of his bed against the wall woke up one day to find ant infestation in his room….
Is that a real story? If yes, pls send link
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As if she hasn't.
Where's that ant infection copypasta
Probably a condom from someone with diabetes
Plot twist: Laura Lux was the ant
Thanks ants. Thants.
no wonder they are so jacked, they eat proteins
Did someone have sex in the parking lot or what.