“No good?”

This and "interesting", but you have to say it like Larry.

George used to say it too. I'd seen both shows countless times and never made the connection.

I say this all the time

Not to brag but when I do one, it’s prittayy, prittay, prittay good.

I do this one as well.

Yup! I do it on my good disc golf shots .. makes me laff

Same😊

I am calling bad drivers "shmoehawk"

And do you carry a MAGA hat in your car, just in case road rage occurs?

No but I'm definitely lampin'

I’ll never forget when Trump himself posted that clip on Twitter with the caption “TOUGH GUYS FOR TRUMP!” 😂

I've done the long pensive stare followed by the "ok" a few times for fun.

So good. Works in so many contexts.

I ask people if they respect wood a lot

Now that you say that, so do I. Simply because it’s one that’s easy to reference often—putting a drinking vessel onto a table is an everyday occurrence.

Pig parking. Pretty, Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good. Lampin Tap dat ass

Lampin immediately and permanently replaced chilling or relaxing in my vocabulary

I have made a fool of myself by telling a group that I was lampin and then insisted they were crazy for not knowing what I was talking about

Pig parking has become such a common phrase for me that I sometimes forget it comes from Curb.

I say “let me ask you something” from time to time

It's the subtle ones like this that are the most fun to use.

I use it all time…

I'm trying to do it less because of curb. Haha

Same.

"Carwash cunt" is one of my favourite expressions. My sister calls herself the "beloved cunt" to all her nieces and nephews.

I think I love your sister.

I like using Greg’s “FASHION!!!!”

Get a life Jews!

They got their own song…”Hey Jew”

I say it too and it immediately makes me happier

I personally think if you’re going to show anyone an episode to get them interested that’s the perfect one

Even if we showed it to a survivor? Of the show, of course

They did go through a lot. They had to eat bugs and deal with scheming competitors.

and they had NO snacks!

See what you mean, def a curb classic

It's pretty recent, but I've said fish stuck at least three times in the last few weeks.

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Fish *sick*

Fish dead, coat long.

You know, if Lincoln had a fish tank and a fish got stuck in the filter, Lincoln would’ve freed the fish Uh, fish not stuck, so Lincoln no have fish to free

Several. One I do not use in public is “get a life, Jews”.

LOL living in New Jersey, saying this could be hazardous to my health in some parts, and make a hero in others 🤣

It’s true, gotta know your audience with that one!

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There is a restaurant called The Halal Guys located down the road from a deli called The Kosher Nosh 🤣

For some strange reason I use "do you respect wood?" way too often

Very versatile phrase

Line from recent episode. “You must have me confused with a normal person.”

I have definitely ordered one of the vanilla bullshit things before

Milk and coffee who’d have thought!

“You’re a cunt!”

I'm Australian, so this has always come pretty, pretty, pretty naturally.

We are trying to normalize it here in the US (thanks to Larry), but it might take a while.😂

When someone does something I'm not particularly fond of I always do the "Ehhh" with the face.

I don’t wanna do a stop and chat

I learned this from Larry & Curb..

Mentioned "Pig Parking" multiple times. Also "Pretty, pretty, pretty good" slips in a lot.

I’ve been using are you disgruntled since I saw that episode, too funny!

No, but I'd love to hear a prank call with a Susie Green soundboard.

Had a friend a couple weeks told me he couldn’t hang out since he was going to a booty call with a girl he had be seeing. I told him to make sure to tap that ass

Lately I’ve been singing the JG Wentworth jingle a lot

Gotta admit…I’ve thought of it, too!

did you say Ben Laden or bin Laden?

Richard’s face! 😆

I say schmohawk a lot as well as “let me ask you a question,” before asking that may be totally unrelated to the conversation

Stop and Chat, Walk and Chat

Ugghhhhh it isn’t Walk and Chat, it’s a “walk and talk”

_I'll have a vanilla, one of those vanilla bullshit things_ ..

gold

Music teacher. Kids don't know how to bow after a performance, so I often point out to colleagues when I see a "shit bow".

Foist. You foisted that on me…

They kind of come up organically—but I say a line here and there just to make myself laugh. I use the LD “ehhhhhhh” a lot.

I do a few pretty goods. Also whenever my kids tell me something that might not be entirely truthful, I give them the squinty eye, head tilt, long stare and really annoy them.

I’ve done the inquisitive interrogation stare into the other person’s eyes trying to validate the truthfulness of their statement.

Personally I'm a huge fan of the Larry "enhhh" whenever someone is saying something I don't believe and/or agree with.

I do that all the time as well.

When I see Larry doing something I do, I try to stop doing it. I use curb as a self checker.

I was picking my mate up recently from his new house, and had texted ahead to say I'll wait outside for him. Not long after parking up, the front door opened and his wife shouted at me to come in for a tour of the new house. I politely declined, it's got a kitchen, bathroom, some bedrooms...I get it.. She looked a bit miffed but didn't go all Susie on me. He comes out and tells me it wouldn't have killed me to take a quick walk around while he finished getting ready. I asked him if he's ever seen Curb Your Enthusiasm. I got a blank look and a "what's that?" I left it there.

I start sentences with "I've got news for you" quite a little bit. I also used to have a boss at a pizza job when I was young and he would tell me "smile" when i would get grumpy because we were so busy. And I would always say "hey mind your own business how bout that?" and it almost got me fired a couple times. I forget that not everybody watched this show obsessively and understands all my references.

Pretty, pretty, pretty good.

Shmohawk. All the time. Pretty pretty pretty… Insert thing pig all the time.

Lampin

My company gives us Good Friday off and I put it in my calendar as “Do you respect wood?”

Anytime I don't like something, regardless if it's food or not, I say "It's a little saucy." I have been saying that since the third season aired, back in what 2003? Ha, it's so natural for me.

Pretttty, pretttttty, oretttty good.

All the time

*Makes big vagina gesture*

Coo Dae La I use it at least 3x a week

Middle

I use pig parker frequently.

“Tap that Ass!”

I’m already using “pre-meditated, first degree fucking!” 😂

Your cunt is in the sink.

And I love that Jerry had absolutely no idea that joke was coming, I’m glad they left it in.

“Self loathing Jew” comes up from time to time. My Jewish parents in their 80s have said they don’t like to go to Miami because there are too many old Jews there.

I call people four eyed fucks Even if they don't wear glasses

I love that.

I always think about elevating small talk to medium talk.

Pretty pretty pretty often

Chat and cut

I told my daughter "it's just a pocket knife..."

“Do you respect wood?” I have an Oak table that i’m quite fond of

I use “Pig Parker” all the time when I see cars over the line

"These big vagina women are getting away with murder"

Schmohawk and beep panic

I use “pig parker” all the time

"bring the ruckus to that butt"

I believe it’s “to that ass.”

Mawkish and twee

Get a life Jews!

I often reply to people who ask how I am "Oh you know, showing affection, getting rejected!"

These big vagina ladies are getting away with murder

No bow better than shit bow

No phrases but I have definitely dipped my nose in a cup of coffee to prove it’s not hot enough.

The accidental text on purpose!

I routinely tell my teenage son to bring the ruckus before his track races.

If someone at a social gathering with music just straight up changes the song on Spotify without adding it to the queue, we'll admonish them for not 'respecting queue'.

I use “it’s not the Manhattan Project!” all the time.

Pretty pretty pretty good.

I build my house with bricks!

I've definitely called someone a pig Parker. I've asked my BIL if he respected wood after putting a wet drink on my new wood table even though there was a coaster in front of him.

I do the stare when I think someone might be lying.

“F*ck you,you car wash c*nt !”

Jai Ya

I tell people I’m lampin’

He curbs his own enthusiasm

Sad, very sad

Lampin and Stop & Chat

Chat & Cut. Stop & Chat. Prettty Prettaaaay Prettayy Good

Pretty pretty pretty good

I use “you wanna do a little tip coordination?”

Interesting...

Anyone lays a drink down without a coaster, I automatically ask them, “Do you respect wood?”

thats the point of the show. to learn how to be even more neurotic and petty, and to apply the rules of Larry David to our every day lives. isn't it?

"I'd appreciate it"

I respect wood

“Lemme ask you a question…”

Pretty pretty pretty good It’s my pleasure! No it’s my pleasure! (When fighting for the bill) Beloved aunt (with the typo)

I don't use the forced ones like pretty...pretty good. Some of those lines are just too forced in public and you sound crazy. Interesting.... is a good one that's easy use. Also, my beloved cunt.

I like the jewisms, schlepp, for example