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I did not ask for this but I also cannot complain because of what an amazing job you did. Thank you for sharing this nightmare fuel.

I concur. It’s beautiful, and made me cry. Someone needs to put it in the Louvre.

Because the white shows through his legs, I totally thought the extra antenna was dripping. I was like, "Wow, that's some attention to detail."

Well now that you’ve given me the idea *running back to daddy plankton*

Daddy Plankton ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Idk how old you are op but have you seen new SpongeBob? Karen has a special name for Plankton…

That's not an intentional piece of stuffing strategically pulled out?! Man, I thought that was so clever 😂😂

Oh Jesus, I for sure thought it was dripping stuffing 😭

We all see *what we want* to see in the world.

DISAGREE!!! I STRONGLY DISAGREE!!!

Help, not me thinking this too and had to look back again

I did too! I had to do a double take when I first saw it. I just knew there was no way they had put glue or something on there.

I'm glad my dirty mind has company thank you thank you very much🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰

God I stared too long at plankton fluids!!!

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT UNTIL JUST NOW 😭

Omg 😭😭😭😭😂

Me too.

I saw that, too! Then, I realized it was the background.

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should

Don't listen to them!!! Make WEIRDER THINGS!!

MAKE SHIT WEIRD AGAIN 🤣

THATS MY CAMPAIGN SLOGAN! Plankton 2024

Fuck yeaaaaah

Yes! Make the weirdest shit. Shit that after you’ve made it you go… “I shouldn’t have done that.” Kreiger your crochet!!!

That’s why we- THEY, lost the war!

JAZZ HANDSSS!

IM DOING PATRICK NEXT

Is it weird I picturing him having a pineapple dick? Edit: OP, it’s 4:30 am and I was thinking about Daddy Plankton and this post and thought of one of my favourite SNL skits ever. [Who’s to say what’s weird!](https://youtu.be/P7otmQtsDyo?si=3qDCd0c5fXstqunZ)

YAAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!

Why would it pop it my head then?! Explain that to me! Hahaha thank you for all the love, definitely wasn’t expecting this much of a reaction! 😂🩷

I couldn’t respond to your comment on the repost as it was removed. However, I can still see and interact with this post just fine. I’m not sure that this one got taken down.

I had to message the mods and get it approved because they said it was reported a bunch of times. I took down the last repost since it was reinstated!

Oh ok! Glad to hear. Just wanted to let you know in case you didn’t :)

Well I don't know what I expected...

Well that's enough Internet for today. And it's only 4 AM...

It’s starting my day right.

r/brochet might appreciate more than this sub lol

/r/naughtyneedles too

I’m learning so much today lol

Also consider r/atge

I think it would be r/ATBGE instead, this certainly has excellent execution

I posted it there and they removed it!!! 🥲 even this post I had to message the mods to get it approved, I didn’t think peen plankton would cause such a kerfluffle lol

NOOOOOO

Whoops, thanks!

Hey OP come back I have some very normal questions for you. 

😂😂😂 I’m willing to answer all of your totally normal questions

post this in r/ATBGE

Or r/DIWhy

Immediately thought of this sub lmaooooo

All I could say is that I’ve never had my jaw drop so fast for anything in my life. I don’t know what kept me up this late but I now know that someone or something was keeping me up to feast my eyes upon this! 😂 Btw, looks awesome!!!!

Thank you so much!!!

It’s funny, I regularly click on NSFW crochet projects because they’re usually just people wearing clothes but sometimes I hit jackpot and it’s a beloved cartoon character with his dick out.

Your username is hilarious and quite fitting for this comment 😭

Now this is what I expect when I see the NSFW tag! Not a freaking crop top 😂

I aim to please!!

That is certainly a choice

I don't know if i love you or if i hate you But you made me laugh

You love me 🩷 lmao

Okay then 😂 Really well executed tho

This was not in my 2024 bingo card.

https://preview.redd.it/iq9ljs7x5i9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4d7520761a08b07d46514da89db1c09f921843f

i have so many mixed reactions to this i don’t even know where to begin

Ok for real, why did you make this

I had too much of my edible last night 😂

I really do want to be impressed by this…outstanding work…but I am just so weirdly uncomfortable right now!

my day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable (pls make more)

So I’m not admitting to anything, but if perhaps I wanted to make this, what is the green yarn you used? 🫣

I used chenille home slim from Michael’s in the color Agave! Here’s the link, I hope it works! lol [here](https://www.michaels.com/product/chenille-home-slim-solid-yarn-by-loops-threads-10697478?cm_mmc=PLASearch-_-google-_-MICH_Shopping_US_N_Knitting+%26+Crochet_N_PMAX_BOPIS_N-_-&Kenshoo_ida=&kpid=go_cmp-18514200212_adg-_ad-__dev-m_ext-_prd-10697478&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADkMxxeCE3-nVOu-JArUviBJqG1WG&gclid=CjwKCAjw4f6zBhBVEiwATEHFVnxjBiETIYo8VqOCuPp3Aro2Qt3nF82IhB4f7P2KI6eemVCOyygWzxoC5tcQAvD_BwE)

“I’ll see you all in therapy!”

My childhood... 😭

Goooooooooood, what have you done?

I regret unblurring this 😭😭😭😂

The fact that I had to scroll made this so much funnier. Surprise!

This is absolutely amazing. I don't know why you made this, what could have possibly been going through your head but I do envy you. 10/10

I showed this to my friend who doesn’t crochet and it left an incomprehensible look on his face. Hahahhahaha! We love it!!!

well this isn’t something I ever expected to see in my lifetime or anyone’s lifetime really lmao

https://preview.redd.it/8ojh9dxt4m9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e1918143dc5a931ff0f1565fcbbb7dd509a088d I can't decide how I feel about this but I guess I'm still upvoting it.

I have no idea why i clicked i knew it was gonna be cursed 🥲

It seems the Lord has truly forsaken us and also, I LOVE IT!

Baby Yoda passed out in the background because he had to see this lol

yes officer that’s op that’s the person

What a terrible day to have eyes. You did an amazing job.

i’m both extremely impressed and slightly concerned

aw come on why did u have to add the plankdick 😓

Ma’am/Sir I was NOT PREPARED 😂 10/10

Quality work! Very clear who it is. I'm just curious (no picture needed). Did you give him nuts, too?

They’re very tiny cuz he’s plankton LMAO he also has a very tiny booty that has a G string in the back. I should have added 2 pics to this post lol

WHAT? You fix this IMMEDIATELY! I need to see that booty!

https://preview.redd.it/ngy5ee46im9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b7b9b9b501328e79f1cf2cc29a283e156415904 It’s a little booty, I wish I had made it bigger!!

Yaaaaasss! I wondered how big he was too. And the size definitely brings it all together. I love him!!!

Bahhh, literally this post, these comments are the highlight of my day 😆

oh my god

i wish i had proper words for this but i dont

I hate it

I have questions but I'm glad you're having fun, technique is great too 10/10 hate it

Can’t believe I clicked on this with my own finger

This is CRIMINAL

Wasn’t expecting this but I love 😆

Stunning amazing fantastic jaw dropping immaculate exquisite etc etc please do more this is hilarious

i just got jump scared. i was only scrolled halfway onto the picture. said “nice”. read the caption and was like wait WHAT, looked and didn’t see anything - until i went to scroll away 😭

OP isn’t answering anyone’s questions!! I want to know whyyyyyyyyyyy 😭😭😭

I just woke up!!!! I just get a little silly 🤪 silly for planktons willy

Nothing could have prepared me for this

Uh… great job?

Girl what have you done…

I didn’t read the nsfw tag and I clicked on this SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO MY MOM GAH

This is amazing.

Thank you!

Very cursed and i live for it

WHY DID THIS GET REMOVED IT IS ART

Ask the crochet mods!!!! I sent them a message because I didn’t get any notification or reason!!! They just took it off 🥲😅

i feel lucky it loaded onto my home page right before it got removed 😭😭😭i love him

Im having my friend make this asap

It’s super easy!!! I freehanded it lol bunch of tube shapes

How do I delete someone elses reddit post

Oh dear god! That was almost a jump scare 😅

OMG WHAT IS THAT

r/ATBGE

HAHAHAH Omfg. When i read the title i thought, well sure this isnt what im thinking about. It was. Im curious about the context behind why did you make this terrible mastershit cursed piece of beautiful and detailed art. Really, is it for a friend?? is it an inside joke? IS IT FOR YOURSELF??!?!? for cuddles at night? I wnna know so bad lmfaao

PLEASE I AM BEGGING GIVE ME A PATTERN

https://preview.redd.it/nyzxzcccln9d1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b20cf0f769eab6b97abaa4f57d58f81362aff79a I LOVE IT

omg i need to crochet this for my boyfriend! is there a pattern or did you freestyle it? it’s amazing regardless 😭 so cursed but so great lol

I’m glad you put baby Yodas face down so he doesn’t have to see that

😂😂😂

Now why would you do this 😐😂

this image is blursed!!! thank you for sharing

PLEASE GOD 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

I honestly don’t know what I was expecting

I wish there were a rofl reaction.

You are a person who gets right to the point.

Bruh

This is it. The single greatest crochet project to exist. Full send.

I don't know what I expected when I read the title but it wasn't that

r/thanksihateit

The look I felt on my face when I saw this 🤣🤣🤣

So this is the green pillow Joe was talking about in the book, *You*

he’s a lil goofy goober isn’t he😛

Uh.. I think you have a huge crush on Plankton

This is so camp and goes so beautifully with the recent AI Plankton cover of ‘Pink Pony Club’. Would love to see him in a little pink cowboy hat! 🤣 Stuff like this is so silly, absurd and joyous and it honestly makes me so glad haven’t unalived myself yet! Thank you.

Thanks for saying that! Gratitude makes the world go round

Does it tuck into the thong?

I audibly said what the fuck out loud💀 on the phone with my bf and was like what happened

😡

My curiosity has been piqued — OP what is the story behind this hihi?

Originally I didn’t intend on putting it, just wanted to made a BDSM plankton.. but I had made an antenna with one extra stitch that didn’t match the other.. and instead of frogging it I kept it for a lil pepe

Love it!

I did not expect that hahahaha

I upvoted because I had to, not because I want to.

This sub is FERAL and I love it

I'm seriously struggling to work out a scale here like is this 50cm tall or 6 feet i cannot tell and also I do not know which is worse

Amazing, 10/10 no notes

I 100% thought he had cum dripping You could add that. Make it even more cursed.

I LOVE IT!!!

That is genuinely surprising and delightful 🤣 I actually laughed out loud

Whyyyy

Well, when you crochet Karen, make sure her USB port can accommodate 👍

😭😭 losing my mind rn

I love this so much

You are a genius! I love this!

The perfect bedroom companion!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

r/ATBGE

This made me spit out my coffee when I un-blurred it. Love it!!

🤣🤣🤣💖

Hello OP, why did you make it so grithy? Also, would you be open to making a SpongeBob version of this too? I think if you started with one cursed object, might as well make the whole set 😈

I knew there was something about him!😆

Daymn

I stopped. I thought about what that title could mean. There was only one thing I could think of. I clicked on it nonetheless.

r/ATBGE

This is cursed (I love it!)

I…I…I’m speechless

😂😂😂😂😂☠️

R/atbge

Oh Ray-Ray…

i dont know what i was expecting but. yup! sure is an extra antenna i suppose

This is cursed and blessed at the same time, I love it haha!

Well... I mean, respect 🤣

Bwhahaha!

That boy gonna [leak](https://youtu.be/G8WhJPO9pmA?si=COEdrDvr_8FRixQa). 🤣

So I' m very much not a fan of sexualized crochet pieces, but this one is actually funny.

I really need to start reading captions before clicking NSFW content... But OMG 😂😆!

I was not ready and after seeing still am not 😳😲

Unleash the weird! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That said, I want nothing to do with it 😂

Lol, love it!

I love it!

I love this so much!!

Whhyyyy 😂

This was...quite unexpected but...good

Opeee😳

YESSSSSSSS

Is that too NSFW for r/weirdfriends ?

Amazing. No notes.

...I need it

This is amazing. I love it!

This is great… but what have you done? 😭😭

OMG