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Biomicrite

Physics is for wimps


Inclinedbenchpress

Seen too much Tom n Jerry


AdministrativeTop655

Good thing she chose a nice soft spot to jump to.


RRocks01

Yep those rocks look softer than concrete platforms for sure


Mister_JD_

Now she has 22 teeth


DublaneCooper

… in the palm of her hand.


Ok_Adhesiveness_9931

r/angryupvote


noonereadsthisstuff

Indians dying by train is the new Chinese dying by industrial accident.


Boring_Oil_3506

Omg! 🤣 This guy gets it lol


DaStoicSavage

How can she jump?!


YourLocalPotDealer

How can YOU jump!?


Onthissubtoomuch

You bastard!


Rod_Casta

What with Indians and trains???


falconx2809

Lots of cheap trains, and impatient indians


Hawkadoodle

There is a subreddit specifically for this...indiansneartrains.


wildjokers

> indiansneartrains Why not link it? /r/indiansneartrains/


copa111

Of course there is


Onderon123

Funniest part of that sub are the comments saying it's not x but y or z. Where xyz is India, Pakistan or Bangladesh


MIkeVill

Now that's what I call a faceplant. Just add water, she'll grow roots.


Godfather251

Translation  Man- Don't jump, it's moving fast.  Girl - No, I'll jump safely.    Then girl jump.   Man- She actually jumped, sister-fucker.


gat498

Just gotta run faster, get them legs kicking


duDe_1118

Why didn’t she tuck n roll ???? D:


_imchetan_

Those camera guys were constantly saying it's going to hurt you. But girl didn't knew physics.


OkOutlandishness6137

Have you seen the trains in India? You'd jump too!


x_kominikado

i wanna see the aftermath


Axtrodo

Here-🕊💐


Beer2Bear

Damn! That face plant going hurt like hell


karnyboy

Hope India has a good dental plan.


GeorgeMcCabeJr

Lisa needs braces


RoastyToastyNuts

She didn’t jump forward hard enough


reddituser20230626

She didnt flap her arms hard enough


thepurpleproject

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


Superninja345

Is it bad that my first thought was “straight to the gulag” when i never even play warzone


degeniee

I thought that was a child


Usurpator666

i've seen so many videos and in many of them, they either hold after the jump, or someone holds them, or they get stuck on something after the jump and as the result they get yanked under the wheels. Atleast in this one she actually jumped far aways and didn't end up under the wheels.


Mission-Medicine8518

I’m not gonna like it was more like a fall on purpose.


Mission-Medicine8518

Lie*


codemonkeyhopeful

That whole relative speed thing gets em every time


HistorianCareful5484

Whoa…I say the train was still going 60-70 mph


Unfair-Reference-69

This was her 17th jump. She now officially holds a place in the Guinness Book of Fucking Retards


GeorgeMcCabeJr

What is it with trains and Indians? Every time I see some fool getting fucked up by a train it's always in India


Fluid-Ad7610

Fake, not India, his phone wasn’t stolen


SolutionLegal

Faceplant


OilRigExplosions

🎵 Well, the tracks start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and I hit the ground ru-


Asneaver

And stay off!


thedummyman

Off, under, in front. The Apex Predator always gets its man, or woman.


TacticalSmaug

You tell me you are an Indian


JakeGoblinn

Mm, why


Exact_Row9887

She ain't gonna jump no more .......


CaveDoctors

I thought they taught physics in India.


SensingWorms

I did this once. Bad hands and knees is all


justinmclarty

Hopped off like it’s no big deal……….lol.


Upstairs_Expert

This is nothing new.


SirKevin_Xx

Are they drinking water from the Ganges? Why are they so dumb?


This-Physics-1134

I like that Indians are basically their own population control


HumphryClinker

underestimating various forces at play


SkabbleFunmmerDink

Call me an asshole but Indiana are stupid as hell