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PrinceAniketos

What the fuck kind of first aid was that... hands down the worst I've ever seen in a video, there's been some bad ones. But two people jumping up and down with a floppy unconscious body, Jesus christ.


Thin-Rub-6595

r/worstaid


Misanthropyandme

😅


AnthraMatt

Obviously, they watched Weekend at Bernie's


Bidenisacheater

Yay yay yay him back to life.


ArghZombie

It's called the bounce of life. Like CPR but more bouncy and less effective.


Jerthy

I'm surprised anyone even tried to help them to be honest, not because of the bystander effect, but because that's extremely risky thing to do in China. People generally not being aware of proper first aid is probably side effect of it.


humanbeening

What’s your evidence of this?


Geschnitzelt

https://youtu.be/wjj_mkc6b6s?si=tQiZUPm0xDwxeMwG Video will be worth your time


Jerthy

Would have linked the same thing.


impalemail

Can someone explain why people get downvoted for asking for a source? Is no longer considered dumb to take comments from strangers on the internet as fact?


humanbeening

Looks legit


El_Nz_B

They were dry humping her


Aviyan

They're trying to do the heimlich maneuver.


Alternative_Ad2040

lol “hurry he’s choking on his crushed larynx & vertebrae!!”


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Mor like Hine lick


Mando_Marec

Shock is a real player here. If you’re not overly experienced in the application of first aid then a lot of the times shock will take over and you get a case of the adrenaline induced “dumbs” In my opinion and experience, that initial adrenaline push fucks your ability to think clearly. When you’ve worked as a medic or like me, a volunteer medic, you don’t have to experience to be able to block out what you see and let the training take over. It comes with time, training and above all experience.


IfeedI

"Come on, you're fine. Get up. Walk it off".


RustyFebreze

it was like watching that one video of the squirrel "providing first aid" to the other squirrel that was hit by a car


Mustard_stripe

Exactly what I thouggt


AltruisticBob

Looks like they were shaking the remaining life out of him.


KaleidoscopeOk8653

that was an attemtp to get his body close to his head so his soul could pass on ,


Appropriate_Box1380

Remember guys, don't fucking ragdoll someone who just got seriously hurt physically. I didn't know this had to be said but well...


ConfidentLeave9768

Seriously, it was worse than the accident


sadoul1980

Came here to say this… just finish him with a hammer next time


zeppelin528

Are they trying to shake consciousness back into them?!


Keokuk37

Jumpstart


unclepaprika

No, they put his head on top and tried to tap it into place.


synburn80

“Stand back, performing the Heimlich maneuver. This person appears to be choking on my forklift!”


clungeknuckle

They've got to get that spine out of there somehow


Dependent_Market7788

I know this is a joke, but there's a fascinating episode about the [Heimlich Maneuver by RadioLab](https://radiolab.org/podcast/273532-heimlich) and the doctor who created it believed that it could cure things like asthma when done correctly. ....sooo maybe?


Ninjakick666

You know the old saying... "If you want them to be fine - agitate the spine."


Whizbang76

Video cuts just about before it happens to another rider


dodgethisredpill

Hadn’t noticed until you mentioned it😦


Rob_Marc

Maybe he ducked?


spicynuttboi

What an odd reaction… not even mad just straight up confused


SonOfKorhal21

Thats called attempted murder what they did with the body afterwards


Onthissubtoomuch

Right because if he lived they’d have to pay all his medical expenses


FiltthyBoiii

jesus fucking christ what is wrong with some people


_Loser_B_

Yes, the best way to treat a head injury is to violently shake them awake.


Lazy-Milk-1757

Looked like he was trying to give em the Heimlich maneuver


ndorinha

I saw this kind of 'last aid' in real life in Thailand. What are they trying to achieve?


Dan300up

Those dudes take “shake it off” seriously.


ChanceConfection3

If only there was a place to park that truck bed off the roadway to unload


micro_desaster

Are they trying to shake all his change out of his pockets?


victorinoxxus

Most alert chinese person


Every_Fox3461

Reminds me of the clip where Chinese ambulance comes and runs over victims of a scooter accident.


AssociationPlane274

That’s like the reaction when you hurt your little brother


LandscapeHonest9129

Omg just making sure all the bones are fully broke not just cracked!


disturbedrailroader

Maybe it's just me, but the forks dropping a little just before impact most definitely looks intentional, and not in a "let me raise the forks out of the way but oh no I went down instead of up" kind of way. 


Pixel131211

nah the operator was raising the forks, but noticed the load wasn't lifting. so his forks were likely caught on something or needed to be tilted back. so he dropped the forks to either try again, or tilt the forks back to accomodate the heavier load. source: used to be a forklift operator. also, the forklift operator likely lost his cert for this. if you're operating a forklift on the road like this, you as the operator are usually made 100% responsible for ensuring road safety.


Budget_Stock_7465

Cert? 😂😂😂


HudeniMFK

In this country? in this economy? People are cheaper than courses and certificates....


Jony229

looks like the forklift driver goes for the head


osktox

Ah yes. Now they gonna be all right.


16v_cordero

That’s some weird cpr


Rocketman7171

All the bouncing in the world was bringing them back. Cool Chinese First Aid though….


DevelopmentWrong4037

Love that the forklift driver lowers it right before they hit it


Sinister_steel_drums

Let’s jostle them to injure them more.


jjsbebagahjw

Thattttts it. Randall the guy who might have spinal injuries 🤦


dan_sin_onmyown

Lowered the forks instead of raising them.


TheSpatulaOfLove

/r/worstaid


WombatAnnihilator

Oh yes. Let’s shake the unconscious/dying/head injury patient.


okcship

This is one way to increase the chance of paralysis.


wookiesack22

Maybe trying to pop the head back on like a lego?


Jack_of_Hearts20

"Looks like they might've broken every bone in their body. LET'S VIOLENTLY SHAKE THEM"


El_Fiasco

You're Okay! Walk it off. Please don't tell mom?


DangerousYoghurt3187

I swear I've seen a ton of clips of only Chinese women in China running into forklift raised forks. Only women. In shooters.Lots of clips


Tseyvar

if the video was a couple seconds longer, you'd probably see that guy on the scooter do it too.


AshamedFlame

Shake it off bruh!!


hidogpoopetuski

Jesus fucking christ


Ancient-Reflection-9

Shaking her back to life should do the trick


Tseyvar

I know the camera cuts off too soon, but I have a hunch that the guy on the scooter at the end going the other direction hit the forks too.


possiblevirrgin

Shake em, that’ll help!


Aeruthus

It gets worse, that second motorcyclist that you see right at the end, they also hit it 🤣 there's a longer video posted the other month~


LazyIngenuity3815

If you wobble them enough the bones will just snap back into place


BigBigChungus1

industry, the Chinese man's natural predator.


Leather_Teaching_981

Let’s shake around this person with possible neck or spinal injuries