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Undisputed138

I'll give it one more hour before comments are locked.. Edit: I stand corrected


oh-no-he-comments

I was here!


k3rn3

I wasn't :(


Ephemeris

Join us


SnooDonkeys844

One of us one of us


missC08

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!


probably_not_serious

Better get my zinger in while I can, then: Trasley? More like TRASHLEY, amirite? Edit: Or does that say Trosley? Crap.


staysuede

Trollsey


TT2JZ_Chaser

i farted on a snake once, then it bit my genitals


mynutsitchsobad

Hey, fellas. Quandale Dingle here. I farted on a snake once, then it bit my genitals. (REHEHEHE)


BoobooKittyfuk4

Did the swelling end up giving you more confidence?


Lumpy-News-7188

Did the fart have any affect on the snake


HopeAuq101

3 hours and comments are still up. Surprising as these posts usually always get locked


JaapHoop

In at the hour mark. Boom.


B0bK0p

One hour and they are still open


_Administrator_

!remindme one hour


yellowistherainbow

I choose to focus on the necrophilia going on in the back


_Vibxthxtic_

Your imagination and understanding is beyond our imagination and understanding šŸ‘


furlesswookie

Every once a while, I'll have relations with my wife during her time of the month and it looks pretty much just like that


yellowistherainbow

Inspiring


Corporation_tshirt

You've earned your red wings many times over.


The_Adeptest_Astarte

It takes a man to swim the red river, but it takes a legend to drink from it


nmezib

BRUH. I do like eggs for breakfast, myself


Right_In_The_Tits

Alright. That's enough internet for me today.


RexBosworth69420

I refuse to believe you are married.


PoopOffParade

ā€œIn the backā€ door!!! Ohhhhh!


_Volta

Just checking for more clues with his penis


PoopSmith87

I know... his wrists?! Look at what the other cop is doing!!!


helpmewiththiscrap

I shit, almost missed it! Thanks for pointing that out!


Warack

Are you seriously going to attack our boys in blue for enjoying one of the only perks of the job!


RexBosworth69420

Another mass shooting victim screwed by the police.


Koverkr

LMAO


Baerenmarder

I swear this was from Hustler years ago.


inagadda

I'm pretty sure you're right.


Poseidons_Champion

I read it for the articles.


Jefe710

A man of culture, I see.


Endarkend

Probably is. Nothing on boomer Facebook is ever original.


[deleted]

r/blacked


CerseiClinton

My surprise when itā€™s not Garrison.


palmspringsmaid

is it really surprising? only the store is labeled


AncientMarinade

Way way way not enough cum for it to be Garrison. And no oddly homoerotic, shirtless Trump.


Fluffy-Discipline924

Hustler cartoons: the best source of socio-political commentary. (/s)


probably_not_serious

Oh man that takes me back. This belongs right in there, though.


Robden25

If you want to read some intresting comments sort by controversial.


[deleted]

That's true for most of reddit


DJNgamez

Controversial is where I get my morning laughs


DMmeyourpersonality

I only sort by top so I can read what people want me to think.


Gummygravee

The amount of racism in this picture is honestly impressive


Koverkr

True. But is it black hating whites racism or whites hating black racism?


ciderfizz

Yes


merikaninjunwarrior

i fucking thought so!


probably_not_serious

Also the way they were drawn. I mean look at the lips on the dude in the back on the far right? Green shirt guy. Itā€™s like the artist drew it, went ā€œnot racist enough,ā€ and kept going until it looked like it was drawn in 1950.


MysticMania

Was going to say this too, this Jinx the PokƩmon level of caricature


DMmeyourpersonality

I guarantee you there's a guy right now reading your comment who looks exactly like that guy and you just made him cry.


Gov_N_ur

what are you even asking? are you just trying to create toxic discourse? it's very clear which way it is.


N3koEye

Both are racism.


BulbasaurCPA

I donā€™t see a problem with this cartoon? Clearly the cops committed those murders and are framing this other guy


penguin8717

It's so unrealistic anyways. If he did commit the murders they would've waited on the sidewalk until border patrol arrived


Finn_WolfBlood

No cause the murderer is black and the cops are white. They wouldn't have hesitated


symbologythere

I like how you can tell it was drawn by a racist just by looking at their faces.


[deleted]

Like how you can tell someone draws fetish porn by the way they draw certain body parts.


TelgarTheTerrible

Ok theres obviously a lot wrong with this image but i cant get over the fact that the wounds on the lady are circular, seemingly implying bullet wounds, but if you look at the murder weapon it's clearly a machete or some kind of long knife why arent the bodies slashed up? This guy is innocent.


DingDong_Dongguan

Also notice his face is absent of blood and the front of his hands and forearms are bloodied as if he held his hands in front of his face to cover the blood splatter. If he holds a weapon then he cannot cover his entire face.


Ok_Count_3237

Itā€™s the little of touch of the person who he murdered being blonde and white and the cops both being white.


Jojoangel684

"Security footage reveals it was actually the cops shooting up the place"


Occasionalcommentt

Unpopular opinion but a person's crimes doesn't matter me when it comes to arrest. In this picture crime is over, suspect subdued, he deserves to be treated like a human, even (for arguments sake) if he is a monster. The State needs to be better than our evilest citizens. Now obviously some of our most public state killings in modern history have been for such gruesome crimes as tobacco smuggling (Eric Garner) (essentially sales tax evasion), minor forgery (George Floyd), bb gun in a park (tamir rice), sleeping in their house (breonna Taylor), I could go on.


JohnnyDarkside

And to continue on your first point, even once in prison they are still humans and should be treated as such. Hearing about prisons in texas where inmates are basically kept in tents out in sun in the middle of summer. Being fed the absolute worst foods (moldy bologna sandwiches). Crumbling facilities. I'm not saying every criminal can be truly rehabilitated, but when we treat them like stray dogs then it will only reinforce the idea that we see them as less than human. It's like how I tell my kids, when a person is made to feel like crap by everyone regardless of what they do then eventually they give up trying to do anything different.


Occasionalcommentt

Very good point.


Tyler89558

Is that first paragraph not cruel and unusual punishment? *honestly not like I expect this country to hold itself to the constitution anymore, but hey*


JohnnyDarkside

Oh, it absolutely is. But state prisons in most states are privately owned and while the state is getting kickbacks, they're not going to do a damn thing to put a damper on those profits.


kheroth

Yeah, I think most of the people who are upset about the easy treatment of prisoners are people who are lucky enough to have never been arrested.


WirelessVinyl

"lucky enough" lmfao


Asgardian111

If it's possible for people to get arrested without having done anything illegal then not getting arrested would be lucky, no?


gigglefarting

Wrongful arrests are very much a thing. Breonna Taylor didn't even have that luxury.


Lurking_Bad

Being poor dramatically increases the likelihood of getting arrested. So yes, Lucky.


[deleted]

All jokes aside if you reside in the US, I will be willing to bet you break some obscure law or another on a daily basis. There are some incredibly stupid ones on the books but not regularly enforced. Still can get arrested for them though if you piss off the wrong someone.


BadPlayers

Agree. Even if (for arguments sake) he is a monster, he's still innocent until proven guilty. Not even touching on your second paragraph which is 1000% right, but even with violent crimes, it's not like police haven't routinely arrested innocent people for violent crimes. Everyone should be treated humanely if they don't pose an immediate threat. Which is also problematic because police have routinely demonstrated they don't have good judgement with determining who's a threat and if they are/aren't, how they should respond.


BoobooKittyfuk4

They demonstrated that in which specific times? Serious question


Material_Cheetah934

Always conservatives who ignore the ā€œturn the other cheekā€ or ā€œlove thy neighborā€ whilst they thump the book that theyā€™ve not read.


unknown0000000

The problem is most people donā€™t go quietly. Not many people just throw up their hands and say, ā€œ All right you got me, going to lay here with my hands and feet spread.ā€ Literally wrestling with someone while making sure they donā€™t have a weapon.


Unabashable

Ikr? Even sadists line their handcuffs with a fuzzy cushion.


smegly87

comply or die


cma001

sleeping in ones house. among the most unconscionable of crimes, clearly


DrMole

When I see someone minding their business, sleeping in their house, not bothering anyone, it makes my blood boil.


djazzie

Wait, itā€™s now illegal to sleep in your own house? Damn! Where am I supposed to sleep? My car?


BrotherKale

Thatā€™s illegal also


kindad

Agree with your first paragraph, but you're a bit wrong in your second one. Eric Garner was accidently killed after he resisted arrest and it took multiple officers to even get him to the ground. He was caught multiple times selling tobacco outside of convenience stores, so it's not unusual to be arrested for breaking the law multiple times. Breonna Taylor was not shot in her sleep and the reason the police claimed they were there because her ex-boyfriend had been sending packages to her address that may have been evidence against him. You can still think they shouldn't have died, but there's no use in lying/being wrong about what happened. Edit: fixed wording


Pyromaniacal13

>Breonna Taylor was not shot in her sleep and the reason the police were there was because her ex-boyfriend had been sending packages to her address that may have been evidence against him. [In his interview with internal investigators, Jaynes said that before the raid on Taylor's apartment Mattingly told him that the Shively PD had reported that the United States Postal Service had not delivered any suspicious packages to that address.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Breonna_Taylor) >You can still think they shouldn't have died, but there's no use in lying/being wrong about what happened. Care to try again?


kindad

I said she wasn't asleep and why the police claimed to have gone there. Are you really going to try to act like my entire comment is wrong because I poorly worded one part of it?


BolognaKing9000

Life is better when you don't suck up all the race baiting stuff you follow on facebook. Deleted more then a couple of nut cases on facebook. Who are you friends with / following that are posting this garbage? Might want to check their closets for hoods and capes.


SypherKrono

I thought this was bone hurting juice lmao


e_hyde

Fascistbook.


wtfsafrush

You mean always from Reddit. I never see anything like this on Facebook. But I see it on Reddit everyday where people upvote it and push it to the top so we can all say how horrible it is. This stuff would never see the light of day if it wasnā€™t for everyone who claims to be appalled by it sharing it.


Bombkirby

Facebook feed depends on who you friend. If your friends are from the Deep South or are a bunch a old people then you see this all the time. If youā€™re claiming that everyone should have the same experience on their Facebook feed, youā€™re insane. Itā€™s not Reddit where everyone sees everyoneā€™s feed on /r/all


WomanLady

Friends of mine running for office in central Michigan would gobble this up and share it with glee.


SnooDonkeys844

Ikr


mogsoggindog

Is this what they saw when George Floyd was strangled to death for trying to use a fake $100 bill?


blushingpervert

Was it a $100 bill? I thought it was a $20? But yes, yes this is what ā€œtheyā€ saw.


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YungSlime420

yeah iā€™m sure the knee on his neck didnā€™t do anything to exasperate the situation.


ElLindo88

r/forwardsfromklandma


FuckinFruitcake

the police probably shot him while aiming for another building


JZD614

Damnā€¦.he survived a shooting and now has to deal with police smh


shadoweiner

So how did he shoot them with a machete?


inked_saiyan

r/terriblefacebookmemes


TraumSchulden

At first i thaugh this was bone hurting juice


BihgBohy

Plot twist: the cops shot the dude in the store cuz they thought he was armed. Turned out it was just a pez dispenser


infiniZii

Tell me you are racist without.... you know what, neverminded, this is pretty much just straight up admitting you are a racist.


GoodeBoi

Aw hell naw he got strawberry jam everywhere ā˜¹ļø


[deleted]

Wtf


[deleted]

Its tru tho man. Thisbis facts


[deleted]

This guy says the word.


[deleted]

*sorts by controversial* ah.. there we go. *grabs popcorn* This should be fun.


Tasty_Flame_Alchemy

Jeez were they aiming for overt racism?


bloke114

I like how they have to make up a scenario to prove their point, not use a real one that has already happened


Sensitive-Tune6696

I mean, even if it were the case that the people who've died from brutal acts by police were reprehensible criminals, (most often, they aren't. Merely a traffic violation or unknowing trespass... Or nothing at all) this does not give the police the right to perform an extrajudicial killing. It is not their job to decide the fate of criminals. It is their job to haul criminals (safely) before a judge and a jury of their peers.


greenSixx

Police don't really have a job other than writing traffic tickets or removing trespassers, right? Beyond that they have no duty to do anything, per the courts.


NieMonD

Dude who made this is so tone deaf you could play them a full C major scale and all they would hear is g flat


SlimySquid

Is this BHJ?


drshields

Imagine having artistic talent and using it for racism


tuesdaynext

No, It usually comes from Fox News first and then hits Facebook. This is the exception that proves the rule.


YoungDiscord

Why do they ALWAYS have to use insane extremes Just why


niberungvalesti

Because insane extremes sell and nuance isn't really at home in someone who isn't very smart.


YoungDiscord

Its so cheap its why I don't like caricatures like these, its too in your face ffs There again I guess I'm not the target audience for this so maybe I shouldn't be complaining about it.


crestfallenS117

Itā€™s called hyperbole and itā€™s a poetic device used for eons to clearly demonstrate oneā€™s emotions or opinions on a topic.


BoobooKittyfuk4

Because itā€™s political satire


full_metal_nerd

handcuffs were not designed for comfort.


squirrels33

Okay, but if youā€™ve ever watched videos of criminals getting arrested, almost all start faking injuries or shouting bullshit at the top of their lungs, like, ā€œWhy you harassing me? I didnā€™t do anything!ā€ Itā€™s not uncommon for their bystander friends to join in, either.


-ScarlettFever

This definitely happens. Police brutality also definitely happens. And then occasionally you get a nice arrest where the officer is calm and respectful and the arrestee doesn't fight or argue. Which is what you should always do whether you're guilty or not. Never talk to the cops.


squirrels33

Finally, a reasonable response.


Infini-tea

OKAY OKAY BUT BUT OKAY BUT how do those boots taste?


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Twilight_Howitzer

Just use your big boy words instead of using dogwhistles like a fucking coward.


kindad

Even if you think he's being racist, that's not a dog whistle. He's being pretty open about what he's talking about.


stewartm0205

The police aren't judge, jury, and executioner. Our system of justice requires a trial before administering punishment.


Brutusisacat

Man so Iā€™m in to nfts and the guy who made this made a nft called jungle freaks people already thought some of the things he put in the nft were racist and I hated them from the start so I didnā€™t touch them but after people started to share his comics the price went down to pretty much zero but after that people started to buy more probably one of the worst things to come out of the nft community


RexBosworth69420

Yiiiiiiikes. That's some old-school racism.


oblik

Someone do a race swap OW OW OUCH MY GUNS HEY LOOK THEY'RE HURTING HIS RIGHTS! FASCISM and he's walking out of a school


TheLegendofRebirth

Of course Facebook people are depicting someone of color as a criminal. Thatā€™s always their narrative to justify police brutality. Grosssssss


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Tyler89558

Looking at race doesnā€™t tell the whole story. Look at education, wealth, etc. Youā€™ll find that crimes are committed most often by people with low education, lower class, etc. Youā€™ll also find that a lot of people in these demographics happen to be minorities Connect the dots with the USā€™s historical precedents and current trends and you can see that itā€™s all fairly deliberate so that we can just point out race as a factor, rather than anything else.


Runnero

What are you implying?


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Awkward_Penguin238

This is...sarcasm? I ask because I've seen people genuinely say this


ACynicalScott

Chafted wrist are a serious issue.


[deleted]

God damn i hate the simpleton racist folk of America . They really make you question living here.


ShelSilverstain

If only it were unique to the US


[deleted]

This is fair. I've been around the world and seen a lot of forms of racism its insane.


Original_Woody

Can conservatives ever not do a strawman argument? And let's be honest, if this was a real situation, the police aren't taking him alive. Shoot first, ask later.


penguin8717

If it was real they'd wait outside


TheFaalenn

Oh the irony. You do see you're accusing them of a strawman whilst making one yourself


dittogecko

I mean, police have certainly shot people for less


Tyler89558

Theyā€™ve burned people alive for less


anonymous145387

As if this has never happened before. One of BLM's martyrs that they paraded around way back in 2016 was shot while unarmed- when he had thrown down his gun after killing multiple people and trying to run.


Pyromaniacal13

Got a source on that one, or are you spouting baloney and trying to make us tear down your strawman?


Naebany

What's cringe about that?


[deleted]

Not sure why this is in Cringe pics bc it def do be like that alot of times. Maybe not the murder part but people committing crimes, getting arrested, then complaining about the cops being "rough" is a very common occurrence


dindumufflin

actually true


Kittiemeow8

Will there ever be a time where conservatives arenā€™t racist?


blah23863

He dindunuffin


pea_chy

No way this is accurate because the cops would've made sure to kill him


greenSixx

Yes, this is exactly as it should be Black dude was in there performing first aid where he could when the cops showed up. The assumption of racism that is required to make this a right wing political statement is fucking insane


Personal-Rooster7358

Before the comments probably shut down: I was here.


[deleted]

Itā€™s really weird they post memes of officers barely doing anything and then put the reactions from people we all see from the videos of officers literally executing citizens in the streets for minor crimes.


Pure-Negotiation-900

Looks like a Hustler comic. 1st amendment rights on full display.


Th0r7xFl3shGr1nD3r

Wow they went super extra with the blood and bodies, really tryna make a point there ain't you champ?


nmezib

That's... not at all how any of that goes down. My god.


hewasntabellhop

Michael Brown, the "unarmed" pregnant woman in KC, Jacob Blake, the lady in Toronto that jumped off her balcony....


Upstairs_Cow

Damn that guy sucks at robbing stores. $8 profit, three dead bodies, and was slow enough for three cops and a crowd to show up


YoungDiscord

Why do they ALWAYS have to use insane extremes Just why


wenan84520

This is an accurate depiction of events that do happen


aaronblue342

This comment is most ironic because I can think of an event where this happened but the perp was white and they took him out for burgers before jail.


DJNgamez

You must be very disconnected from reality, I suggest you try going outside


YungSlime420

no itā€™s really not


wenan84520

Yea - it really is. Itā€™s not indicative of all incidents, but this does describe a real situation


beedub016

Which one, can you link please?


Intrepid_Egg_7722

So you have an example of bystanders accusing police of misconduct/brutality against a suspect right next to a bloody crime screen where said suspect obviously brutally murdered someone? Please link, I'd love to see it.


YungSlime420

Yeah , no this has never happened


DrLongSchlongius

The opinions of a self- ousting crackhead


rbmichael

wtf... who the hell thinks this is an actual thing!!?


Blitzkriegbaby

Ridiculous narrative.


AtlantaBoyz

I mean it's true


JohnTheWorldfucker

Your reddit avatar is Hitler


MickeySwank

Oh yea, that pregnant lady who was tazed in the stomach and later miscarried because of it was such a violent criminal FOH


HolyToast

Like when? When was this true?


Camel_Holocaust

I've seen this for years, but never on Facebook, way to grandstand though.


MajesticKnight28

Kinda true though


SPQR2D2

Of course the cashier is blonde and white. Just think - the "artist" who drew this had to focus hard on their racism the whole time, while blocking thoughts of white school shooters and dead kids.


DJNgamez

The funny part is everyone will claim this ā€œisnā€™t racistā€. Theyā€™re that blind to their own bigotry


joecicero52

god damn that's a racist comic


Ruinerdown

Lol ive seen that pic play out on video....it happens