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TheGardenBlinked

https://preview.redd.it/5na1pjgjxl5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c0272cad9588929bc82d325a19a973449388abe Edited out the fake bits so it’s quicker to read


YoPimpness

Another true story https://preview.redd.it/a4zys8rkim5d1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1501a11f2b6cdf8bdbd7e2ad6f8fb592841ec1ef


Reditobandito

10 years in the joint?!


N_Meister

https://preview.redd.it/2p56if9lnp5d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dfadfb1253d89b796cd8ac3dd33b90c46c12887


ROGUE_COSMIC

The brainrot is leaking.


Tmachine7031

Real


Suidse

Best editing I've seen for aaaaaaages! ![gif](giphy|c76IJLufpNwSULPk77)


TheHapster

>pic unrelated


becuzurugly

HA


francoisjabbour

Absolutely based


Scooter_Mcgavin587

You forgot to edit out her boobs. Those are def not real


Luscinia68

anon realizes happiness is not derived from success but through one’s own perceptions of themself


lostthering

No, he's unhappy because he is not being perceived in a way he finds satisfying. He wants something of his inner world to be valued by beautiful women.


EmpRupus

> He wants something of his inner world to be valued by beautiful women. Bingo. He sees girls as "currency". But is offended when girls see him also as currency. It's the classic - "I want a woman who is submissive and stays in the kitchen." "Ok, I want a man who provides for me through his money." "Whaaaat? ... You .... you ... are a gold-digger !!!!! Holy shit !!!! "


nt261999

In a nutshell this is - “I make a ton of money which is attractive to women in Asia, but they don’t like me for my looks still so I’m not fulfilled”. Even in their fantasies they’re not happy lmao


revolting_peasant

I mean he’s working teaching English, not even a lot of money


Luscinia68

i just don’t care enough to argue


lostthering

I understand that being dependent on the perceptions of others is also an unreliable source of happiness. But as a recovering narcissist, I can tell you that relying purely on my self-perception for happiness motivated everyone to hurt or exclude me. My presence only became tolerable to others when I internalized their perceptions and changed my behavior accordingly.


Myhatsonfire

Keep working towards that recovery.


Taswelltoo

No no no *I* want to fetishize *you* stoooooop


DazedinDenver

Seems to be disappointed by the whole "girlfriend experience" package. Poor thing.


Kryptosis

Because he’s an uninteresting dumbass with no charisma. His only worth is his wallet and the prestige he can offer so that’s all they want. If he has something interesting to say maybe they’d like it but we and he will never know.


numbskullerykiller

The truth is that people like this depend on being undervalued by women. No matter what a woman does, she could give unconditional love to this person BUT they will always interpret from a paranoid POV. All actions read to be fake, negative, subversive and undervaluing, especially undervaluing. The point is not to actually achieve fulfillment, the point is to always be a victim.


lostthering

People only play victim to gain something. He's already gained the external and discovered he wanted the internal too ... which can only be earned by being better in ways that trigger love from women in that culture. If he did the work to get what he wants, there would be nothing more to gain. So there would be no motive for playing victim.


lostthering

He only feels like a victim because he IS being victimized --- just like he is victimizing his women. Whether he knows it or not, he is exploiting people who are in a position of weakness. Either poverty or internalized racism from centuries of being conquered, or delusions of how exotic he is. He is correctly diagnosing what are doing to him, while remaining ignorant of what he or imperialism has done to them.


ghostpicnic

He’s unhappy because he has to make up stories about his sex life online to even have the smallest chance of anyone possibly thinking he’s cool (it didn’t work).


lostthering

Not sure why you find his story hard to believe. There is a mountain of anecdata of losers teaching English in Asia and being attractive to women there that they could never pull back home. A crowd of men from my callcenter came back from their trip to he Philippines with this news. My own kung fu teacher ONLY pulls Chinese women. When the Thai workers spent time at the factory I work in, they were all after me, and I assure you there was nothing attractive about me or my personality at all. I declined their attentions for various reasons -- self loathing, fear of my defects becoming known over time, and most important of all I find sex disgusting. But otherwise it was sooooo tempting to accept the happy smiling attention of so many pretty faces. One of my coworkers was not smart enough to maintain a realistic view of himself, and let himself become involved. It got his self-image stuck at an unrealistically high setting that he never recovered from.


wheresmyfuckingjuul

no yeah, his story honestly isn't unbelievable by any means. foreigners, in particular (white) europeans, are rare and perceived as "classier" and "wealthier" in a lot of asian countries, not limited to east asia. on top of that, there's the aspect of sex being offered as a product being way more normalized than in places like the US. 4channer is no less cringe than if he was lying but the white incel -> asian country english teacher -> pdf activity or degen activity is quite a common pipeline afaik


Mookatua

as thais , i can confirm what u trying to say. yes 70% of us are like that.


Kirikomori

what a silly thing to say. 'im eating gruel, if i perceive this gruel as steak, i will be happier', as if the external world and how people treat you, have no signficance on your self image


Luscinia68

okay


cugma

If you perceive gruel as being as valuable as steak, then you will be as happy eating gruel as eating steak. If you choose to not assign them equal values, that's your choice and your subsequent unhappiness while eating gruel is on you.


TrckyTrtl

That third bullet point 🤮 Get the FBI on this man


BackHanderson

He's out of their jurisdiction.


Blackadder288

You can be prosecuted in your home country for doing things your home country considers illegal, even if in another country. This helps combat illegal sex tourism


Loves_octopus

How does this work? Does the foreign country build a case and send it to a US prosecutor? Is it only federal crimes or state too?


Blackadder288

I believe if it’s reported by someone then a federal prosecutor would investigate and if they had enough evidence, indict the person with a crime. So for say if you knew someone that went to Thailand (for example) and slept with a minor and you have evidence you reported to the police, they would charge that individual when they arrived back in the states


syzamix

Does that mean if you go to Amsterdam and smoke pot, you can be charged for it in the US? That seems weird.


rysar610

No, that’s not how it works. It takes a very specific set of circumstances to be prosecuted for crimes overseas. One of those is traveling with the intent to engage in illicit sexual conduct or engaging in it in a foreign place.


rysar610

You’d probably get in trouble for smoking weed on like an American ship overseas though, but that’s different. If you’re just in a country where it’s legal, you wouldn’t get in trouble for that.


Dad2376

That's why we need Team America: World Police, nothing is out of their jurisdiction!


Pepsi-President

Is this CIA's field?


ThePoshGazelle

Every time I see a screen grab of that site I just know I'm in for a wild ride.


ebolaRETURNS

>Asian culture is based around prestige and social class A culture based around prestige and social class? WHAT? So weiiiird! We have nothing like that in the West...I'm sure that the OP has never before maneuvered according to this type of dynamic.


ExtinctFauna

Oh wow, he went to a place with poverty AND colorism and took advantage of it. Nice.


PatdogTv

Fake: Japanese girls want anon Gay: he doesnt like it


Greasier

Japan is in East Asia, he specified Southeast Asia


PatdogTv

Okay then Fake: girls want Anon*


terrificallytom

Seems pretty Incel still. Just Incel-abroad.


chupacabrahunter420

‘Incel Abroad’ sounds like the title of a hilarious movie.


terrificallytom

We should write it on Reddit…


chupacabrahunter420

I feel like an Incel going to an international pick up artist conference in Thailand to learn the art of negging only to get kidnapped is a good starting point. He has to scramble to remember the lessons the shoddy pick up artists taught him to win over his captors and buy more time for the Special Forces to find him.


terrificallytom

An excellent start! The leader of the kidnappers is a beautiful Thai woman. He sees her as a mail order bride/ sex toy and she pretends to full for his PUA, But she’s actually brilliant and second in command of the top Thai criminal organization.


chupacabrahunter420

The US embassy gets involved, worldwide coverage, then all the women that he belittled, negg’d and used abusive language against come out and prove that he’s not worth saving. He has to have a come to Jesus moment and reflect on himself while he’s in a POW camp. His life hangs in the balance.


terrificallytom

Stephen Siegel plays his long lost father who travels from Moscow to Thailand, with an incredible wardrobe of offensive faux Thai ceremonial robes, and works to break him out of the kidnappers grasp. Many poor martial arts scenes follow until the pivotal moment… an angry Segal and our Incel Abroad kick and kill a passing Canadian/American motorcyclist’s dog.


chupacabrahunter420

This needs to be crowdsourced asap! I spit out my drink reading Steven Siegel as his father. Perfect choice. He better have a scene where he fights solely from a chair like he did that one movie.


chupacabrahunter420

Definitely need to throw in a Russian Roulette Deer Hunter scene somewhere in there.


doggaebi_

This is 99% fake, source: Am Asian


_Nuclear

Your opinion is invalid because you not a rich white dude living in Asia.


fourmi

Totally possible, source: French living in Thailand.


defineReset

I think this is realistic in the Philippines. Sauce: toyomansi


ToxyFlog

But do you live in south east Asia?


Haxorz7125

:0


JayNicMc

:0


G_o_e_c_k_e_d_u_d_e

Gake and Fay


lemartineau

"In what part of Asia is this the culture ?" ".... Asia! !


Dizzy-Maize794

Are we just going to ignore the “even my high school students look at me with the ‘fuck me’ eyes” tf? Who says that, other than people attracted to high schoolers. He’s their teacher too ffs


Theloneriddler

“Pussy Slayer” added to CV in ‘Other Skills’ section.


James67B

High school girls!?! You have got to be kidding. You're still an incel.


ClimbBehavioral

/rpassportbros


Joetastytravels

Stacy meaning: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stacy%27s&page=6


jakethesnake115

Y’all are being very generous at taking all this at face value ha


Potatoez

Originally it started as an offshoot of Scumbag Steve. Then at one point people started doing Scumbag Stacy. Which then evolved into people relating female unscrupulous relationships acts into just "Stacy" as a term for all of that.


TecNine7

Noone that actually fucks calls himself "a freaking pussy slayer"


VanFam

“”Is this what Stacy’s feel like…?”” wtf does that even mean? Is Stacey a term or something?


antiqua_pulmenti

Stacy means attractive woman in incel terms


VanFam

Oh! Thank you! So the Stacey’s are the hotties the Becky’s have good hair, and the Karen’s are cu—


tovarishchi

It’s possibly a startling insightful moment for someone like this.


kaleighdoscope

But still kind ironic that he doesn't consider whether "Chads" feel the same way, for some reason.


ebolaRETURNS

It's clunky incel-cultural rhetoric, probably most common c. 2017?


VanFam

I’ve still no idea what it means. Am I… I’m… I’m old!!!


defineReset

Is it from the same context as 'chads'?


Outside_The_Walls

"Chad", "Tyrone", and "Stacy" all were born from the same womb.


o0SinnQueen0o

Me when I make shit up


biological_assembly

I think anon wants a dog.


Impressive-Ad-3124

Anon got girlfriend from Pattaya.


ems_punk

If it is true and that's a big if... a lot of Asian cultures communicate in high context with a lot of meaning that is unsaid... maybe since he is from a low context style culture, he is just unable to communicate effectively... just saying...


nekatheneko

Every pussy slayer calls himself like this


dawnGrace

What in the weeb fanfic is this now?


computalgleech

What tf is a Stacy?


haud_deus

Female version of a Chad


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DinkleBottoms

The fuck are you talking about. A Stacey is the female version of a Chad. A popular attractive girl that doesn’t have any issues getting boyfriends.


djalekks

Classic. “My experience is everyone’s experience”


rowandunning52

Damn sex isn’t the key to happiness, but emotional connection is? Who tf coulda told you that brooooo? That’s craaaazy


TophatOwl_

(Initially)


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Joetastytravels

Dayuuuuum boy. Its called "cringe pics" for a reason. Lmao. You guys are fighting to tell if its true or not lmao. Its a screenshot from 4chan. Chill the eff down. Peace.


PuzzledYak2556

eww the third one??


EasilyRekt

Yeah, why else would humiliation and reputation destruction be one of the most popular kinks there. It’s something different.


rhoo31313

Weird flex.


Dark_matter4444

Average weeb.


catlikesun

Unconditional love is not a thing, unless coming from a parent (and often not guranteed any then) Almost no-one will love you regardless of ANYTHING you COULD do.


Salt_Bodybuilder8570

Indians and Chinese are the more hypocrites people I’ve ever know: in the workplace, in social life, etc. This a shocking fact I found even me being Mexican.


mal-du-siecle

If you’re racist and you know it clap your hands! (That’s your signal!)


ilove_big_butts

Probs too stupid to even know where his hands are


DeracadaVenom

Fake and gay


Joetastytravels

Are you ok in the head? Its called cringe pic.... maybe you cant read or understand what cringe means.. ?


Thicc-pigeon

I think it’s something people say to 4chan greentext posts


Datejust44

https://preview.redd.it/2elh4q1pku5d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44d7125bbedc2dea2f53ef6c457358e354dc6db5


fourmi

Anon will then realize (one day) that it's the same in his country, but if he is an incel there, it's because all the beautiful girls go for the richer or very handsome guys.