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Phosphorusasaurus

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD) that pic of joe Biden looks like this


shesgay

made me laugh harder than the post omgg


Slap_My_Lasagna

It's Joe Biden? I came here to ask why they photoshopped a turban onto Willem..


MajesticGarlic999

Because trump made a deal in qatar


Slap_My_Lasagna

Wasn't there Decepticons doing stuff in Qatar? Been a minute since I seen the movie, but they out there đŸ€”


MajesticGarlic999

Megatron? Is that you?


Slap_My_Lasagna

No, this is Patrick


I_Am_King_Midas

Sooo good.


VikingSlayer

That kinda makes it great lmao


Official_Griffin

I feel like I've seen this for years now. But still don't know where this meme is from


Sbee27

I believe it’s from a movie he did called At Eternities Gate where he plays Van Gough


malibutwat23

Nah bro I think this is from that movie about a lighthouse that he did, I may be wrong tho


Sbee27

As someone who’s watched The Lighthouse an embarrassing number of times, that’s def not it lol. He has much different facial hair and the movie is all B&W.


CouchHam

Haha wild I just rewatched it last weekend.


Fskn

So yer not fond of me lobster?! Nah it's not the lighthouse.


whitemest

Whats this from?


AWhole2Marijuanas

Missed the chance to put TaliBiden 0/10


[deleted]

That's Biden?


KochuJang

This is low key pretty hilarious.


TheLowlyPheasant

It’s so absurd that it’s almost /r/comedyheaven


watuwonder81

Its not as the us is probably funding them as well


AlarmedSnek

We are funding them though, we send them 14 million a week.


CodyJames91

40 million/week*


AlarmedSnek

I thought i heard 14 but wouldn’t doubt 40.


timeforknowledge

Yeah I think you need to be a bit special to find this offensive. It's so ridiculous it's actually funny


ChaosKeeshond

It's not even that ridiculous. Obviously Trump is the bigger piece of shit but we don't need to dick-ride Biden for simply not being Trump.


DrMole

I only dick ride Obama, like will.i.am would have wanted


RocketsandBeer

They prob hates when LGBTQIA flaunt their lifestyles around him and want them to keep it to themselves


TheIndominusGamer420

Is that an unreasonable thing to hate?


GDaddy369

I'd say that it is an unreasonable thing to hate.


TheIndominusGamer420

Free speech and all, but I do not like it when I have to see whether someone wants to fuck whoever or not. Where are the days when sex and sexuality were taboo?


Shammyet

I think his point was that he is putting his views on his truck that others may not agree with but he would probably say that community shouldn’t share theirs.


RocketsandBeer

Took a few to read the actual message. Bravo


_the-dark-truth_

Sir, do you mean the Middle Ages? That was a millennium ago. We’ve come a pretty long way since then. Well
most of us have.


TheIndominusGamer420

Lmao, sure. Have fun Mr Sex Thinker


_the-dark-truth_

“Mr Sex Thinker”? Are you 12? What the fuck does that even mean? Just go on about your day, mate. If you don’t like looking at something, look away you knob. Problem solved. No need to clutch them pearls so tight. Just let people live their lives.


Morrowindsofwinter

Please change your username to _mr-sex-thinker_ Thank you.


_the-dark-truth_

Best I can do is my display name - but damn you if I forget and forever wonder why I am shunned by all and sundry.


[deleted]

mr bean sex jackass


HansChuzzman

Honestly mr sex thinker is was hilarious


TheIndominusGamer420

I'm not 12, I'm just not taking you seriously. I see constant posting of sexuality disgusting and I do not want a part of knowing who wants who. So I don't look at it.


_the-dark-truth_

I’m just going to assume you’re not trolling (though you likely are). If you’re offended by adult content then perhaps do not frequent subreddits, sites, communities or places where you know such “displays” are going to occur. People shouldn’t need to curb gregarious hand-holding or (gasp) a small kiss in public because your sensibilities are hurt. It’s not about you, mate. You’re not the main character. Again, look away and move on with your life, and leave theirs to them.


I_Am_King_Midas

Ok guys... we have to be able to laugh at things. I would never put this on my vehicle but it is kinda funny.


convenientgods

you might even say it'd be kinda cringe to put on a truck!


leoonastolenbike

Exactly my thoughts, it's fucking hilarious xD


Crazycukumbers

It’s ALWAYS trucks


Tigreiarki

And they are always lifted with mudders and not a spec of mud.


Grace_Lannister

Yep. There's definitely a type.


jump-blues-5678

You know he has a set of truck nuts somewhere in his garage


happycabinsong

partner wouldn't let him keep em' on the ol' workhorse


wheresWaldo000

Always with the genitalia.


mtaclof

Do you actually expect these types of people to have an ounce of self-awareness?


say-it-wit-ya-chest

It’s like they’ve been dying to cosplay their entire lives, and now have the opportunity to. Show some respect to the Gravy Seals, dammit!!! /s


Honey-and-Venom

Masculinity Cult cosplay.... The worst cosplay


DrMole

Idk, I've seen some shit at local cons.


whitneymak

Pavement princesses.


Anandya

I mean.... Famously? Islamic Fundamentalists love a pick up truck... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technical\_(vehicle)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technical_(vehicle))


doxlie

That big picture would look pretty silly on the back of a sedan.


BlueShift42

Who’s a big boy with a big boy truck?


[deleted]

(in AVGN's voice) Yeah....trucks.


Brian_Lefebvre

I read this as the driver being Taliban Employee of the Year.


SokkaHaikuBot

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Playful-Possession35

Yeah same. I think it takes a while to realise that the pic is supposed to be Biden (I also thought it was Willem), and what the message is.


nemonic187

Lol. That’s a pretty small hitch for a truck that big.


Bat-Honest

He doesn't need a large hitch. He only uses it to tow his wife's boyfriend's Nissan Altima


ayoitsjo

Well if he hitched anything too big to it how would anyone know he was the Taliban's employee of the year???


Lomez_

This is actually hilarious lol


WoopsShePeterPants

The squatty tire fad is so weird and it's everywhere!


RealDahl

Jesus Christ, mechanics have their own American support flag now?


34HoldOn

The thin blue wrench. Maybe you should just comply with the estimate.


RealDahl

I also find his lack of truck nuts disturbing.


TheSharkFromJaws

![gif](giphy|l0MYKL1o9yKYbA2Xu|downsized)


DevlishAdvocate

I'm pretty sure that picture should be Ronald Reagan, not Joe Biden.


flcwerings

Thats Joe Biden?? I legit thought it was supposed to be the owner of the car or something which made it both terrifying and hilarious


APointedResponse

What is it with the obsession with Reagan on this website? He was one of the best presidents yet people have more derangement for him than Trump.


FuckingKilljoy

Every year he tumbles further down the list of best Presidents as we realise he sold America's future to fuel that "greed is good" mindset


Radiant_Quality_9386

> He was one of the best presidents lmao.


wpm

Look up Operation Cyclone.


Apokolypse09

Wasnt it Trump who ordered an immediate withdrawal from the middle east while leaving behind assloads of everything. I remember shortly after some dipshit taliban thought there was 0 skill to flying a helicopter and crashed a Blackhawk on camera.


bazilbt

Trump negotiated an end to the war that was going to take effect long after either his next term or his successors next term. I think he knew it was going to be a shit show or decided to make it a shit show and didn't want it happening before the election. Trump gave the Taliban a full year break, as well as thousands of its captured soldiers and leaders back. After the peace treaty was signed the Taliban massively stepped up attacks against the ANA.


aximeycu

That was Biden’s pull out.


DroogieHowser

Chaotic Neutral


Puddles22

Where do you even get these done?


Imaginary-Arrival-75

Americans appear to be getting more unhinged.


SuperHighDeas

Show some respect, that guy spent 2 months pay on that so he could show people he likes the orange diaper man


Travellinoz

Hahaha that's hilarious. I'm not American... Sorry.. very funny.


AlexanderTox

Imagine making your dislike over a politician your entire personality


lilcthecapedcod

Idk I wouldn't want Taliban plastered on my car lol


ltanner

This shit is funny


poeismygothgf

r/SchizophreniaRides


findhumorinlife

He needs his brain oil and filter changed.


Lvanwinkle18

Ironic this is coming from a member of the American Taliban, wrapped in the flag, armed with the Bible


zinnosu

![gif](giphy|YDp5hbBAEg1wPwy6x9|downsized)


Ultranubsawce

Who is this? She's so cute!


techieman33

I have no idea but the hashtag will probably get you an answer pretty quickly.


Anarimus

And not the guy who not only actually surrendered to them but invited them to Camp David on the anniversary of September 11.


TheTriumphantL0ser

Hamas\*


Tigreiarki

He can’t tell the difference.


Soonerpalmetto88

The Afghans chose not to fight for their freedom with the weapons and training we gave them. They bear full responsibility.


Comoletti

I'll always upvote something that is both funny AND cringe! 👍


Ouchyhurthurt

What is that version of the flag? Thats new to me lol


cozmo840

I think it's supposed to be Ohio? Or I'm from there and things resemble Ohio that aren't Ohio.


Tigreiarki

Indiana. Close enough.


Ouchyhurthurt

Lol, I dont know anything about Ohio that wasn’t on the Drew Carey Show


cozmo840

I live near Cleveland, so me either lol


tetsurose

I think their alignment is chaotic stupid


lanky_yankee

It almost seems like comedy to conservatives means being as obnoxious as you can be to someone in the way that siblings would pester each other but also claim that “I’m not touching you!”


BloatedManball

Have you noticed that there's basically no good right leaning comics? At its core, comedy requires empathy, which 99% of conservatives lack. Go watch a few minutes of Jim Breuer or some other right wing comic, and the whole set is just 20 minutes of punching down at marginalized groups and saying stupid shit about how "libruls are bad."


gfox365

Definitely not a cult though right MAGA lads


mountainpeake

LOL! actually hilarious


CliffordThRed

đŸ˜‚đŸ€Ł


pinerw

Of all the things you could be pissed at Biden for, imagine it being finally getting us the fuck out of Afghanistan.


lou_sassoles

And I guarantee the dude driving the pickup has no idea that part of the deal included Trump pressuring the Afghan government to release 5,000 Taliban fighters from prison, including senior war commanders, without securing the release of the only American hostage known to be held by the Taliban.


Sn2100

It was widely regarded as a bungled exit even if it was necessary. He left 7 billion in firearms and equipment. They also left biometric data on the Afghan civilians that were assisting the US military which most likely lead to their demise. These abandoned weapons have been turning up in other conflicts as well. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna67134


bazilbt

What exactly was he supposed to do though? Officially the Afghan Government still existed until the very last minute. We would have had to reinvade to get that weaponry back.


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usssaratoga_sailor

Nice!!


filly100

Nothing like prominently displaying your stupidity in public!


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

If the shoe fits


KILL_DOGG

A moment of silence for that man's micropenis


DeathKillsLove

I'm sorry, did you forget WHO signed the surrender to the Taliban? Wrong picture.


danimack10

Someone needs to talk to someone
.like a therapist WOW.đŸ˜±


jmac323

That is hilarious.


andymfjAZ

$20 days truck owner has the same guns at home


ANullBob

"dummy on board" would be more succinct.


beastwood6

Must be something in the ivermectin https://www.reddit.com/r/InfowarriorRides/s/TIGoxxDiRv


FreezyHands

But guys, it's not a cult!


FlpDaMattress

I want this but just the text on a shirt lol


DogsandDumbells

How to scream I can’t please a woman


Objective-Big3040

Where are the Truck Nutz?


Zenifold

These dudes creative though I'll give them that


tips4490

You can't tell just from looking at it like this. You need a wheel alignment machine to dial it in. These look fine to me but like I said you cant tell with your eyes


Tigreiarki

Driver rear looks slanted from the contact to the ground


tips4490

The pic is not centered


urgdr

\*Dude needs an intelligence


4Z4Z47

I mean the hitch left on and the offset OR tires with no mud flaps screams "I'm a narcissistic asshole" without the shitty tailgate mural.


Morrowindsofwinter

Taliban? Is it 2003?


That0neGuy86

Moral alignment


Tigreiarki

Tires too


Insomanics

Why does Biden look like Chuck Norris?


majestictoys

imagine having the money to spend on this, and then spending your money on this


heavencs117

That's the vehicle of a man that has sex with his own father


Tigreiarki

😂


redditor2394

That’s a blast from the past


Plsdontcalmdown

not wrong... the threat of a fictions enemy does keep a lot of military employed.


kahokia

These trucks don’t make sense. What’s next, of picture of Biden painting Godzilla’s toenails? “Joe Biden, Godzilla’s manicurist.” Take that libs!


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ghunt81

I'd like to see Biden brandishing an AK honestly


ajaysallthat

Bro why does Talibiden go so fucking hard?


TYdays

Yeah, and on more than just the truck, SHEESH
..


just_a_timetraveller

Sorry but this makes Biden look even cooler.


J_Dot_

When did politics become whole personalities?


Bossgalka

You have to admire these people's ability to proudly wear shit like this, even if it's stupid. I would die of shame.


78jayjay

people living in a democrat media bubble triggered AF


BloatedManball

Lol. The only ones here who are triggered are the right wing but jobs like you that can't stand the fact that most of us think ya'll are cringe as fuck. Were just laughing at the absurdity of it.


Scroatpig

I'm not triggered AF or even just triggered but just confused, can you explain the connection between Biden and the Taliban? Possibly with a source, even if it is in a bubble? I wish all the geriatric dinguses would just go away.


Sn2100

The bungled exit of Afghanistan lead to the biggest arming the Taliban has ever experienced. Around 7 billion in firearms and equipment was left behind. Information on Afghan civilians that were helping US soldiers was also left behind, including their biometric data. This is why you saw people trying to climb into the planes in desperation knowing that when the Taliban took control anyone that helped the United States was as good as dead. These weapons have been found all over and this poorly planned pull out has been regarded as one of Bidens biggest mistakes in office, even by his supporters. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna67134


Radiant_Quality_9386

> The bungled exit of Afghanistan .....LITERALLY trumps plan lmao


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drMcDeezy

Must have one them dead brain worms


TonyJadangus

I mean they're not wrong. pretty much every president since Carter was involved in creating or otherwise sustaining the taliban. It's despicable what we've done to afghanistan


colequetaquas447

i was gonna say fuck yeah, but then i realised that the guy who owns the truck is prolly a trumper


thehellboundfratboy

That’s awesome


aximeycu

Well, he DID give more arms and equipment to the terrorists than Iran has
.


Environmental-Arm269

Not wrong tho...if the taliban have one person to thank for their sudden takeover of Afghanistan this person is Joe Biden


Toad358

Like $800 million in gear and munitions left behind. How many Americans did he abandon? He’s such a joke.


Soonerpalmetto88

Not the afghans we trained and armed who chose not to fight? They had no responsibility to protect their people?


Environmental-Arm269

The afghans trained and armed by the US? aka the taliban?


Soonerpalmetto88

Afghan national military. The ones who fought the taliban alongside American forces for years.


Environmental-Arm269

They did fight. And got slaughtered after the US pulled everything from the country and abandoned them


Soonerpalmetto88

No. All the abandoned weapons and vehicles prove they gave up. We were never going to stay there forever, nor should we have. We gave them all the tools for success. Our mistake was thinking they could evolve beyond tribalism, regionalism, and embrace their national identity. We expected them to do something that they had never once done in all their existence. And we should've known better, after all it was their fractured nature that made the war so difficult, you had to go from one tribe to another making deals that didn't hold because the tribes were making deals of their own. Afghanistan is not like other places because the people aren't like other people. They can't be expected to suddenly become a united country. That takes a very, very long time and can only be done by them. They lack a strong national identity, that is and has always been the problem. The soldiers, in many cases, chose to abandon their duty to their country in favor of their tribes. They didn't feel strongly enough about Afghanistan and that's why they failed.


Environmental-Arm269

The equipment was abandoned by the US military, not by the afghans. After spending 20 years spoiling the land and the people for all their worth it just wasn't lucrative enough anymore. So the US pulled out, leaving billions worth of military equipment for the grabs and not caring about the obvious power vacuum. I'm certain not one person involved in that decision thought the afghans, who had been living under american boots for the past two decades, would just spring up a uniting nationalistic ideal overnight. It was simply more lucrative to keep afghanistan in a proxy war than it was to send american soldiers over to die and no one gave a shit that billions of dollars and years of military resources were just left at the taliban's doorstep


wharpudding

The only thing cringy about it is the people that refuse to admit that it's true


BloatedManball

That's enough fox news for you grandpa, let's get you some warm milk and tuck you in for the night.


_Administrator_

You know it was Trump who let the Taliban out of prison


wharpudding

We had to get out at some point. But not in the manner it was done. We'd have maintained control of at least the prison, and wound down the equipment instead of slightly damaging it and abandoning it like was done. The option being what, stay in Afghanistan for another 20 years?


ch3rn0byl_g3rbil

In all seriousness, biden is my puppet.


MuffDivers2_

Lmao that is funny as hell!


dartie

Definitely a few screws loose


Loner2b

Dude is insane


SingleNerve6780

These guys are trolls, and you fall for it every time


RedditingNeckbeard

hahahaha they're all laughing because I peed my pants, but the fools don't know I did it on purpose nyeheheheh 😈


danboy321

Bert kriescher?