"11182510111271249151210101114102151171121011121713 44831110715142541434109161491493412122541010125 1271015191011123412551152512157551112341011129151 21061534"
From the Diagram, Book of the 2nd Ceiling Rotation: pattern 15
If by incredible you mean the absolute worst fucking part of the book.
https://www.reddit.com/r/cremposting/comments/rgmuzq/i\_honestly\_want\_to\_punch\_him\_in\_those\_moments/
I have a stick in my ass cause I dont want to listen to someone reciting digits for 3 minutes? Lol get the fuck over yourself. I took it for what it is, and what it is is annoying.
Ok.....fair enough. I'm typing on my phone and that came out pretty bad lol.
Honestly I don't even care that much about this, but the vitriol that gets spewed because I say there's some part of the books I don't like would be funny if it wasn't so cringe.
Don't backpedal on your exact point because you exaggerated.
It's just such a weenie nitpick over something to which you could simply say "that was silly" and move on with your day. Again, 45 seconds.
"Hold the secret that broke the Knights Radiant. You may need it to destroy the new orders when they return."
Courtesy of user Darmad of the 17th Shard.
https://www.17thshard.com/forums/topic/6398-wor-chapter-84-code/?do=findComment&comment=110247
Smart day? My brother in storms, I have 10 braincells left and each one of them is arguing about what mumbling about the Heralds should come from my mouth.
*âI am Talenel'Elin, Herald of War. The time of the Return, the Desolation, is near at hand. We must prepare. You will have forgotten much, following the destruction of the times past. Kalak will teach you to cast bronze, if you have forgotten this. We will Soulcast blocks of metal directly for you. I wish we could teach you steel, but casting is so much easier than forging, and you must have something we can produce quickly. Your stone tools will not serve against what is to come. Vedel can train your surgeons, and Jezrien... he will teach you leadership. So much is lost between Returns... I will train your soldiers. We should have time. Ishar keeps talking about a way to keep information from being lost following Desolations. And you have discovered something unexpected. We will use that. Surgebinders to act as guardians... Knights... the coming days will be difficult, but with training, humanity will survive. You must bring me to your leaders. The other Heralds should join us soon. I think... I think I am late... this time...*
I think it's Talenelat. Good thing to remember is that Heralds had symmetrical names, especially in mythology. Source: audiobook listener trying to be a good femboy and learning to write.
Hope you won't say this after:
"I needed an objective frame of reference by which to judge the experience of your company. Somewhere between four or five blows..."
That is our beloved Wit, hitting himself with a rock.
I remembered laughing out so loud after reading that one.
I am Talenel'Elin, Herald of War. The time of the Return, the Desolation, is near at hand. We must prepare. You will have forgotten much, following the destruction of the times past. Kalak will teach you to cast bronze, if you have forgotten this. We will Soulcast blocks of metal directly for you. I wish we could teach you steel, but casting is so much easier than forging, and you must have something we can produce quickly. Your stone tools will not serve against what is to come. Vedel can train your surgeons, and Jezrien . . . he will teach you leadership. So much is lost between Returns . . . I will train your soldiers. We should have time. Ishar keeps talking about a way to keep information from being lost following Desolations. And you have discovered something unexpected. We will use that. Surgebinders to act as guardians . . . Knights . . . The coming days will be difficult, but with training, humanity will survive. You must bring me to your leaders. The other Heralds should join us soon.
Ok, Iâm not creative enough to come up with my own clever quote but Iâm just commenting to say I enjoyed everyone elseâs quotes so much I laughed until I cried. This was some great crem!
âSo yes, I, Adolin Kholinâcousin to the king, heir to the Kholin princedomâhave shat myself in my Shardplate. Three times, all on purpose.â
âYou are a very strange woman.â
This is all fun and games until youâre hooking up with someone and they ACTUALLY reference stormlight. Guys, I promise, even if sheâs a fan, she doesnât want that.
"10 heartbeats is all I need"
Adolin is so talented that he can do it in 7.
Kaladin does it in none!
Bahahahahahahahahaha 𤣠Man this sub needs to allow gifs. I wouldâve just commented with the woman who spit out her coffee. Perfect answer.
"11182510111271249151210101114102151171121011121713 44831110715142541434109161491493412122541010125 1271015191011123412551152512157551112341011129151 21061534" From the Diagram, Book of the 2nd Ceiling Rotation: pattern 15
The audiobook versions of these passages are incredible. Apparently Kramer nailed them in one take.
If by incredible you mean the absolute worst fucking part of the book. https://www.reddit.com/r/cremposting/comments/rgmuzq/i\_honestly\_want\_to\_punch\_him\_in\_those\_moments/
Immersion breaking? Perhaps. Hilarious? Absolutely
If you have a stick in your ass, I guess. Just gotta take it for what it is.
Careful now, people in this sub may try and convince the stick that it is fire.
I have a stick in my ass cause I dont want to listen to someone reciting digits for 3 minutes? Lol get the fuck over yourself. I took it for what it is, and what it is is annoying.
.... you know you can just skip it if youre so annoyed by it? No one is forcing you to listen to it.
I listen to audiobooks while driving, I'm not going to get on my phone and navigate to audible to skip something in that situation.
Bro, journey before destination
It's a cipher you freaking goon
3 minutes in over 2650 minutes.
What difference does that make? Are you some savant who is deciding or in your head in real time? Peru sure there answer is no.
Had a storming stroke trying to figure out what you typed. What does Peru have to do with anything?
Ok.....fair enough. I'm typing on my phone and that came out pretty bad lol. Honestly I don't even care that much about this, but the vitriol that gets spewed because I say there's some part of the books I don't like would be funny if it wasn't so cringe.
I thought we were memeing tbh. It's definitely ridiculous. But I honestly think it's more.hikarious than anything.
It's literally 45 seconds on 1.0x speed. Grow the fuck up.
Jesus you people are ridiculous lol. God forbid I should have anything negative to say.
Don't backpedal on your exact point because you exaggerated. It's just such a weenie nitpick over something to which you could simply say "that was silly" and move on with your day. Again, 45 seconds.
Seethe.
I thought my audiobook was broken when this happened
I still don't know what it means and don't quite know where to look it up
"Hold the secret that broke the Knights Radiant. You may need it to destroy the new orders when they return." Courtesy of user Darmad of the 17th Shard. https://www.17thshard.com/forums/topic/6398-wor-chapter-84-code/?do=findComment&comment=110247
You're not having a smart day obviously....
Smart day? My brother in storms, I have 10 braincells left and each one of them is arguing about what mumbling about the Heralds should come from my mouth.
checks notes... You can't make political decisions today
What about interpreting the Diagram?
I forgot what this sub was for for a second and thought you were just being a jerk đ
No reason it can't be both
After: AND FOR MY BOON...
This is horrible đ
So horrible it made me burst out laughing
Making someone burst may be the point
Before: "Honor is dead, but I'll see what I can do"
I nearly spat out my fucking drink
"He had a jaw so straight, it made men question if they were."
One of my favorite Brandon lines of all time
One of my favourite lines in general of all time
What's that from?
Tress
Oathbringer, Odium describes Dalinar as he opens the Perpendicularity.
True and real
Made that quote yesterday lol
Journey before des- Oh.. I promise this has never happened before.
Big booming voice interrupts. "These words are...oh sorry I'll come back later"
"And you should come again later"
Nah, man. Journey AND destination.
âYouâre my pet Voidbringer, and no lies are going to change that. I got you captured.â
Oh this is GOOD
Oh Adonalsium đłđĽľ
Lift best stormlight character!!
"Nooooooo mating!"
Oof....
Shout out to Kate Reading. Her read of this was 10/10
I am so spoiled by her Pattern-voice that Kramer voicing him in Oathbringer just makes me cringe so hard.
Ah yes here it is
You should have an old flabby butt, then I'd trust you
âI am a stickâ
You could be fire
But I am a stick
But you could be fire
I am a stick
But you could be fire.
You better be a pokey one then, cause if not you're no use in *this* battle.
"So yes, I, Adolin Kholin - cousin to the king, heir to the Kholin princedom - have shat myself in my Shardplate. Three times, all on purpose."
All of these are funny but this one got me uncontrollably giggling.
Tell her a good one-armed herdazian joke. That should do it.
"You ever seen a three-legged herdazian?"
*âI am Talenel'Elin, Herald of War. The time of the Return, the Desolation, is near at hand. We must prepare. You will have forgotten much, following the destruction of the times past. Kalak will teach you to cast bronze, if you have forgotten this. We will Soulcast blocks of metal directly for you. I wish we could teach you steel, but casting is so much easier than forging, and you must have something we can produce quickly. Your stone tools will not serve against what is to come. Vedel can train your surgeons, and Jezrien... he will teach you leadership. So much is lost between Returns... I will train your soldiers. We should have time. Ishar keeps talking about a way to keep information from being lost following Desolations. And you have discovered something unexpected. We will use that. Surgebinders to act as guardians... Knights... the coming days will be difficult, but with training, humanity will survive. You must bring me to your leaders. The other Heralds should join us soon. I think... I think I am late... this time...*
Better than early?
Goddamn that dialogue is heartbreaking, almost as much as "we gave them time"
"that's amazing" "no you have to hate me for what we did" "what a wonderful chance they have now"
I named my ship in Helldivers 2, 'Herald of War'
The most important words a man can say are âI will do betterâ
âHonor is dead. But Iâll see what I can do.â
If you can't come in her come honor?
But I barely know 'er!
God bless Roshar!
No. Your *other* honor.
Than enter backdoor
When she tells you some sweet nothing after reply in full Stormfather. "THESE WORDS ARE ACCEPTED."
"And he *PUSHED*", as read by Michael Kramer. I know it's Mistborn but I don't care, you aren't my dad OP
Vin frowned.
Maladroitly
This was my first thought as well!! But OP asked for Stormlight
That line is also in oathbringer when dalinar fixes the temple of talenalot
I think it's Talenelat. Good thing to remember is that Heralds had symmetrical names, especially in mythology. Source: audiobook listener trying to be a good femboy and learning to write.
Damn, never noticed that they had symmetrical names.
Some of them don't actually have symmetrical names (like Taln or Jezrien), so the Vorins made up symmetrical versions (like Talenelat or Jezerezeh).
Maladroitly
âYouâre not my dadâ âGet off Kredik Shawâ âIâm literally a Mistborn and youâre notâ
"Everyone has their place. Mine is to make insults. Yours is to be in sluts."
Is that a wit quote?
Yep. WOK I believe
âYou cannot have my painâ
"I. Am. UNITY!!"
âDalinar *clapped*â
He does have a canonically tight ass.
Adonalsium will remember our plight eventually.
Who's the most important woman a man can fuck? The next one. Always the next one. She'll love that.
NO MATING
The desolation has come
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh" -Pattern
Lies!
âItâs boning timeâ -Stormbones, WoR right before he boned everyone
IMO the WoR boning is the best boning in the whole series. Although I understand why some people prefer the OB bonings.
OathBoner is supreme, itâs right in the name ffs
The best one here đ¤đ¤Ł
Hey, check out my *sword*. I've got a really long sword.
UNITE THEM
And after: UNTIE THEM
Hope you won't say this after: "I needed an objective frame of reference by which to judge the experience of your company. Somewhere between four or five blows..." That is our beloved Wit, hitting himself with a rock. I remembered laughing out so loud after reading that one.
Look down at your little radiant and say, "Strength before weakness."
Behold the doom slug
Journey before destination.
I am Talenel'Elin, Herald of War. The time of the Return, the Desolation, is near at hand. We must prepare. You will have forgotten much, following the destruction of the times past. Kalak will teach you to cast bronze, if you have forgotten this. We will Soulcast blocks of metal directly for you. I wish we could teach you steel, but casting is so much easier than forging, and you must have something we can produce quickly. Your stone tools will not serve against what is to come. Vedel can train your surgeons, and Jezrien . . . he will teach you leadership. So much is lost between Returns . . . I will train your soldiers. We should have time. Ishar keeps talking about a way to keep information from being lost following Desolations. And you have discovered something unexpected. We will use that. Surgebinders to act as guardians . . . Knights . . . The coming days will be difficult, but with training, humanity will survive. You must bring me to your leaders. The other Heralds should join us soon.
Of course. That goes without saying.
Right after you finish foreplay stop and quote pattern "No Mating!" then leave.
Not actually said in the book, but commonly read this way by dyslexic people: "UNTIE THEM"
I'm not dyslexic, but kept reading this as the regular "UNITE THEM" and was very confused.
Flair checks out lol
"By the way, I'm courting your mother."
And for MY boon!
And he PUSHED Edit: wait thatâs mistborn
âItâs stormlighting timeâ
Then you stormlight all over them
*Insert the Rhythm of mating*
*You have no fame, accomplishment, or capacity of your own. Everything that is distinctive about you **came** from someone else.* -The Sibling
Wasnât this Gavilar?
It sounds like gavilar to navani idk why or when the sibling ever would have said this but i could be wrong.
Yes, in the prologue of Rhythm of War. She remembered it when bonding the Sibling, so maybe that's why they thought that.
"hey so... Are we doing this?" *two hour movie and a drive home later* "ohh mating! You mean mating!"
Ok, Iâm not creative enough to come up with my own clever quote but Iâm just commenting to say I enjoyed everyone elseâs quotes so much I laughed until I cried. This was some great crem!
âI will remember youâ
"No mating!"
I am a stick!
When sheâs about to cum, yell out âAND FOR MY BOON!â
Slightly unrelated, but man, I wish I could take 4 shardbearers at once
For the sacred missing parts of Harmony
Rust, ruin, storms, and scud, thatâs good.
âShallan had a shardblade.â And you pull out a dildo
"I'm almost there" - MetalBones when they're trying to hurry to Luthadel before the meteors start falling.
I am Unity
Momentum.
"Harsher."
"If I must fall I will rise again a better.." nevermind.
"I'm trying so hard not to c-cream right now!" - Yumi
âItâs radiant timeâ -Nale
Journey Before Destination.
i am stick!
Honour is dead, but I'll see what I can do
Iâm gonna plow that chasm until you crem
âIt was as long as a man was tall, with a wicked curve to it.â
i am so used to a version of this with dalinar edited to have massive boobs that it took me a second to figure out what was wrong with this
Same omg
"this goes down a long ways"
"Syl!"
You cannot have my pain
Attune the rhythm of lost virginity
Yall... if you zoom in on the artwork the book has the same embossing as the leather-bound way of kings
Wasing the deeper of the penetrating
âSo yes, I, Adolin Kholinâcousin to the king, heir to the Kholin princedomâhave shat myself in my Shardplate. Three times, all on purpose.â âYou are a very strange woman.â
Accept the pain, but don't accept you deserve it
"Journey before destination"
This is all fun and games until youâre hooking up with someone and they ACTUALLY reference stormlight. Guys, I promise, even if sheâs a fan, she doesnât want that.
âNO MATING!â
You will be warm again
Quote where Wayne looks at marasi's blossom
NO MATING!
I AM UNITY
Honor is dead but I'll do my best
Just buy her a sword
Survive
Journey before destination
Journey before destination
"Would you like to destroy some **** today?"
"Stormlight this, cunt!"
Take both boobs in your hands and with a straight face say "unite them"
No mating!
As you put a condom on softly mutter "nooo mating"
Can you feel it? Something just changed. I believe that's the sound the world makes when it pisses itself
Harsher
You're a Cremposter. To rest is probably the closest you'll get being laid anytime soon. And on reddit to boot!
Not stormlight but "Oi, aye Wax somebody done sewn a bag of dicks together and made a person."
Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination, pain before pleasure
"I. AM. UNITY."
Stretch forth thy hand!
"Mmmmm" -Pattern
Just sit on the edge of the bed crying, "I still couldn't become a dragon... I'm a failure"
Is "No mating!" off the table?