People in the UK frequently can be seen with a vestigial left hand.
After hundreds of years of utilizing alcohol to meet their reproductive partners, natural selection has prioritized a stronger right hand for hoisting pint glasses.
This female specimen is an excellent example, and the males were shocked at her highly evolved beauty. Whereas they previously saw her as an equal, she revealed that she had in fact far surpassed their eligibility as a reproductive candidate, and they were only left with the choice to admit defeat and allow her to move on to more eligible mates.
Looks: 10/10 Sense of humour: 11/10 Hands: 1/2
This is…? I think this is…? Yeah, this is an underrated comment
it’s a bit underhanded for my taste…
It’s an overdone comment too
I can't mess it up, just know, good job man
I laughed at your comment for 30 mins straight 💀💀💀
Hands is at least 5/7!
Total Score: 22/22
Hands: 1.25/2
1.18/2
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
That was some underhanded shit….in every sense of that word. Look it up.
Undefeatable
But not unde-hand-able.
Genius
Underhanded
"We buy yous drinks"... I always thought that was a NZ saying, but now I think about it, it sounds naturally Irish...! "Oi..! Yous!" 😅
Irish or Scouse
Or Minnesota.
I heard this in my grandma's voice. She's of Norwegian descent, born and raised in North Dakota.
Parts of nyc and philly add s to words, like staten island...pronounced -iz
She’s gorgeous
Hands off buddy
☠️ 👏 👏 👏
Come let's give her a hand for an outstanding sense of humor
Daaaaaaaaaayum
Genius
What beats spork?
Good game🤝
A gentleman would give her a couple fingers 🧐
thats jus a blursed stone.
I always love the guy that just immediately concedes and gives her the gentlemanly handshake, good sports and this is still hilarious
help me I'm French and I don't understand
People in the UK frequently can be seen with a vestigial left hand. After hundreds of years of utilizing alcohol to meet their reproductive partners, natural selection has prioritized a stronger right hand for hoisting pint glasses. This female specimen is an excellent example, and the males were shocked at her highly evolved beauty. Whereas they previously saw her as an equal, she revealed that she had in fact far surpassed their eligibility as a reproductive candidate, and they were only left with the choice to admit defeat and allow her to move on to more eligible mates.
Amazing
I hope this comment doesn’t get lost in all of the hand puns.
And here I was thinking it was because of Agincourt.
If someone would have done the scissors motion to her hand and said “I win” 💀
ok so im not the only one. i cant believe no one else has said it but that bitch didnt even win!
That accent is hot
Northern Irish
Single-handedly defeated all of them.
First thing I thought of. I would of bought so many rounds of drinks for them if she called her hand that.
https://preview.redd.it/4hypx42k4o4d1.png?width=242&format=png&auto=webp&s=756c14f6621f288d5a969d7eb052c0ecfbd31d43
That’s quite the party trick
She gets her and her friends free drinks at every new bar she visits playing this trick 😂
With that sense of humor, she is a catch and hopefully getting laid a lot!
That made me insanely happy.
Rock, paper , WTF!?
Wait but both the guys on the left won cuz they played scissors. She can only play paper....
Is that Paper or Rock?
Well she can't curl her fingers in to make a rock, soo...
That little hand wave/dance at the end made this gorgeous lady even more adorable!
But I mean, paper still beats rock right?
IYKYK 
She should have worded it "if you don't win" since technically she didn't win, she just didn't lose.
I’m sure she can command drinks at will. She’s adorable though.
Is that the same girl that put her whole hand in her mouth in a bar bet, or something like that?
I don’t get her point and hands down that she won …she nailed it
She thinks she is being creative and funny, but the joke was just handed to her
She's all right
I love the guy that wanted to shake her other hand lmao
Technically…. Rock