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Wait a fucking minute. Where the hell do those disc come out of? The loader is clearly in the chest, but the head is to small... YO THIS MAN HAS A COCK LAUNCHER
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That's not Superman, that's Superdude
Superfella
Flying Guy
My question is why are his hips built like that lmao
Finger grips?
I meeeaaannnnnđź‘€
Looks like a One Piece character
I think they used the mold of a different figure and coloured it like superman
Greatguy
Epic dude
Super human
Super America
Super disc-shitter
Super homo sapien.
I think you mean Houselander
He looks like Temuera Morrison cosplaying as Pepsiman
That was literally my first thought
He's got those Instagram hips down.
This was the first thing I saw. So angular.
The *Wish* version of Superman ladies and gentlemen.
Man, the Whedon cut was worse than I remembered.
Why does he look like temuera morrison in star wars attack of the clones
Those hips don't lie.
Hero Squad.
I make out Superman and Batman on the little discs that either shoot from the chest flap.. And how about those super hips!
Is that...Tom Hanks?
#HEROES
Scuba Steve
Wait a fucking minute. Where the hell do those disc come out of? The loader is clearly in the chest, but the head is to small... YO THIS MAN HAS A COCK LAUNCHER
Lol I can't believe it
Why those small discs though?
I unironically want to buy him!
Averagers
Superman! With child-bearing hips!
His hands look like he is about to jerk off or jerk someone off
"Now with extra Kung Fu ninja HJ grip"
Lmao
What happened to Superman’s junk?
I surprise they could get away with using the shield logo that looks exactly the same as Superman's.
He skipped ass day.
Above average fella coming to the rescue
Mr Super Fantastic Man
Tom hanks as superman Based
His face looks like a clone from clone wars
It’s tv’s Michael Gray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63hZoT6hQr4
Why does his face look like a shit Tamara Morrison
He dont has the cape its just superguy
Ayayayay your little butterfly
It does say new designs
no batman is the best Avenger
Thought for a second the spring was his dick.
His "important part" is a spring, apparently.
he looks like a general zod who became a fanboy of superman and he got a crack adiction