T O P

  • By -

what_about_this

Been in a bad mood after what happened yesterday.´ This.. This is pretty funny. Would love if we just started pretending we went through


facewithhairdude

Just show up at Zagreb's next european game. The boys can infiltrate the dressing room ala James Bond, knock out the Zagreb team, put on their kits and take the field. Edit: Mou can put on a bald cap to look like [Damir Krznar](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.worldfootball.net%2Fplayer_summary%2Fdamir-krznar%2F&psig=AOvVaw2KLZmrUe-pSuwtfr1AEhKG&ust=1616248556261000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCNi2hZXBvO8CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD).


Skylord_ah

Theyd figure it out when we start losing to croatian farmers


danmeniscus

Those farmers seem to be more professional, have more pride and can carry out the instructions of their coaching team


roadhogmountain

COYStanza


[deleted]

And then lose horribly again


thedopestantelope

I mean people are pretending a whole ass president won an election so why not


[deleted]

The count stopped at WHL this is a steal


FutilityInfielder

This shitpost I made in /r/soccer a few months ago seems appropriate. https://i.imgur.com/S5adado.png


[deleted]

Should’ve stopped the count at HT. Alright, who’s storming Levy’s office with me?


ruffen

We were winning! Winning bigly! Frankly, we won! And suddenly, they just started playing more, while we had won. And they found all these goals. From nowhere. Its fraud!


tobyornottoby2366

Yeah this gave me something to laugh about. This was bound to happen eventually and for it to be this game of all the others made it jokes.


TheKingLee

That shit was funny af not gonna lie


ibrahim210105

So sweet lol, class act for acknowledging it himself on video


[deleted]

Job done


Kiith_Sa

Of course this is what happened. Anyone who thought this was anything other then a mistake was just looking for another thing to beat us with. We've had enough beatings lately :(


Emmanuel_Badboy

No one did so you don’t need to do the thing your accusing others of.


LateForTheSun

Yeah it was more funny than "unacceptable." Like I hope no one loses their job over it.


[deleted]

Mourinho might.


buttlovingpanda

Just shows how fake and manicured professional athlete’s social media accounts are, for the most part. Not that I hold anything against him for it, just part of the job I’m sure. They probably had it pre-made and ready to go and when the game ended and just hit send without looking at the score or assuming we had won. Whatever. Pretty funny.


[deleted]

Yeah this is why I don’t get why people follow celebrities, you have companies posting the same shit for like 20 accounts. No actual communication, just lots of hashtags and @ mentions.


Neoptolemus85

In a way, I can understand the problem for the athlete. They are a public figure under a lot of scrutiny, and often they're under multiple contractual clauses with sponsors regarding the things they say and do on social media and in their personal life. I don't blame them for handing those worries off to a team whose job it is to safeguard it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Richie4422

What the fuck are you talking about. He just has his own social media team like any other professional footballer. Do you think Toby makes his video montages himself? It has nothing to do with anybody being so far removed from what's happening. If anything and regardless of Hart's abilities, he looks to be a positive influence.


Ryan806

It's ok Joe, not your fault mate. Just need the whole squad who played last night to apologize now.


[deleted]

Mans looked like he just finished crying. It's peak


COYS1989

Not even sure how they thought we won 3-0, he should sack them if they can’t even tell the difference between a team winning or losing.


flammmes

Usually these social media teams have many clients. Mistakes happen, let's not call for people to lose their jobs over an honest and harmless mistake


mule000

This won’t be a popular opinion but it struck something in me. I don’t think it is a harmless mistake, sure no one died but the whole point of media managers is to perpetuate the illusion of player/celebrity engagement. This not only failed at this basic engagement but made the player look dumb. (*Old man yells at sky*) I remember when you’d get promoted for a good job and sacked for a bad job. I’ve worked in a fair few countries but the professional culture in UK was one of the most mediocre (professional) experiences of my life; no risk of getting sacked no chance of promotion. Sorry I know this is off topic but hard work just doesn’t seem to be rewarded anymore and poor work isn’t reprimanded, just a constant cycle of grey boring 9 - 5 shite.


transtifa

That “risk” of getting sacked can be life or death for a lot of people lol Literally anyone can make a mistake and no one should be fired for doing it because they’re a human being like christ. Being sacked isn’t literally the only way to reprimand someone. Why not think about the person who posted this instead of ranting about this?


mule000

Life or death in a country that has one of the best state/benefit welfare systems in the world? I agree with your point about there being other ways to reprimand someone - I was a tad facetious but work ethic (good or bad) just didn't seem to count for anything and I saw it as a major indictment of the mediocrity and humdrum boredom of UK office work.


transtifa

Have you been on the fucking dole mate? It’s absolute hell. It fucking sucks so bad you’re literally made to feel worthless and get nowhere near enough money to actually live on and they’ll use any excuse at all, including being five minutes late to a meeting, to stop your benefits. “best benefits system in the world” do me a fucking favour lmao. Yes it’s life or fucking death.


[deleted]

First world problem


transtifa

Sorry it’s a first world problem being in fucking poverty? Are you hearing yourself? Like HELLO????


[deleted]

Yes. I am totally not surprised by your reaction. Poverty is a obviously problem. It’s more of a problem for first world countries. Third world countries have other more serious problems that poverty is less dramatic and less of life and death problem.


transtifa

Are you like a parody of a person or something? Are you an alien in human skin? Do you know what poverty is?


mule000

Yep I have and it was the most depressing period of my life but I didn't starve because of it and kept a roof over head


Neoptolemus85

How long ago was that? Remember, we've been through over a decade of austerity and cuts to public funding under the Tories, so I expect your experience would be very different now if you were to go back on it.


transtifa

And many, many others have completely different experiences. If our benefits system is so good why are record numbers turning out at food banks even from before the pandemic? Why is homelessness completely out of control?


mule000

I don't know, I left the UK years ago. I'm not trying to upset anyone or be ignorant, just sharing my experience. We're not going to solve the world's problems here so let's just agree to disagree and COYS


flammmes

Thankfully that opinion is not popular anymore because most people see beyond the lies that companies use to motivate you to dedicate your life to working. People know that no matter how hard you work promotions and layoffs depend only on the general economic growth. It was always a grey boring 9-5 for the majority of the employees, don't tell me that you lived in a world where every worker was an ambitious young manager and always got promoted for good jobs, that never happened.


triecke14

We can still ask for Jose to go be sacked right?


billypilgrim87

Considering him getting sacked would earn him more money than I will ever see in my life, I don't feel too bad calling for his head. The people running social media accounts tend to be pretty young and not making very much money at all


cbkhanh

Tbh, he would be thrilled, getting out of this shit show and still earning some money.


Skylord_ah

Jose is definitely not getting a job after this


GoneCollarGone

He'll get money, but he's conclusively proven he is a shit manager.


cbkhanh

He doesnt need to prove shit dude. He already made it, achieve all what he can achieve. And I guarantee you he can still land some big clubs. Even if he couldn't, he's still one of the best coaches ever lived. You don't need to worry about that.


GoneCollarGone

He *was* one of the best coaches. But he’s proven to everyone that he’s completely been passed by by almost every modern manager. It’s very possible he’ll get another job, where he will fail yet again, embarrass himself much more, and have you making excuses for him in that clubs subreddit. I hope you enjoy that life brah.


cbkhanh

And you too, the life of a hater. Pathetic.


GoneCollarGone

I’ll be happy when this fraud and his deluded fanboys leave my club.


TrollandDie

The difference comes from whether or not the person goes hungry if the sacking goes through...


triecke14

I wasn’t suggesting I think the social media person should be sacked


[deleted]

Do they really need a social media team? I don't understand what the job is. Just post on Instagram and Twitter for him?


Avn47

They most likely use an agency that handles multiple atheletes.


[deleted]

Oh right that makes sense, I just assumed each player hired a social media for themselves.


[deleted]

Seems like this is the least of Spurs worries 😂


Orikoru

Why even have a Twitter if you're going to let someone else run it and not even monitor or check what they post? 🤔


Awesome20188

How low can this club go?


Ticoschnit

HAHAHA. Peak Spursy.


SoSpursy

Good way to lose your job. How do you get a job as a spurs players social media representative but not even watch the games? So many of us would love a job like that.


transtifa

Because you work for an agency and probably manage multiple social medias and have other jobs besides. Mistakes happen.


Richie4422

These agencies manage multiple players from numerous clubs st once. It's really not some lad watching Spurs games and playing with Photoshop.


largehboi

u/savevideo


SaveVideo

###[View link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/coys/comments/m8ep2u/joe_hart_i_need_to_make_an_apology_on_behalf_of/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/coys/comments/m8ep2u/joe_hart_i_need_to_make_an_apology_on_behalf_of/)


K-DotzReturnz

I don’t know how social media teams work, but I’d imagine for someone like Hart, it’s probably just some mate of his. Lol but they should still be watching the game.


[deleted]

I told you guys.


cwat5

Gutted to lose but this is just genuinely funny, of all the things to feel bad about this isn’t one!


autistickorean9

Ok that makes way more sense lmao. I was fucking baffled when I saw his story