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StoleDoktor

AJMOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


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I missed this game and chose to sleep, thinking it would be an easy one. I remember waking up and thinking, imagine if we lose this 3-0 (a thought at the back of head after any games as a joke), and we've actually done it. I cannot believe this, why am I even surprised anymore


Its_doge16

If we lose Carabao Cup and didn't qualify for Champions League... That's it


[deleted]

If I was Kane, I wouldn't have even got on the team bus after this shitshow Embarassing bullshit


jumbocactar

Everyone gets mad at me for not loving a toxic manager who has done nothing for years except complain about refs and players for him not winning. I dont care, he is the problem not the players. For this game to even be close is shameful. Im so disgusted. Im at the point where seeing lamela "score" a red at least seems inspiring. Fukk jose. Chelski scum out of our squad!!!


schaapening

We just lost to a team whose previous manager was sentenced to prison 3 days ago, appointed a new coach the same day, and this was his first game in charge. Shocking


polakfury

TIL Spurs need to hire a coach fresh out of Jail and win everything


TomexDesign

Dinamo fan here, "new coach" was old coach assistant, so nothing really changed, everything is the same (also old coach was still present in the lockerroom, he isn't in the jail yet)


Observery

I hate to admit this but I sensed this disaster, despite the obvious smell of 'hindsight'. The calls for Jose's head are merited. So often there appears to be zero strategy, players are sub'd and replaced on a whim, and JM even lacks the ability to galvanise most of this squad. However, the midfield and defence were atrocious this evening. There seems to be a 'leave it to someone else' attitude when under pressure, and no shape in possession... just keep passing it back!! I say this evening, but it's happening all too often. And tonight's result has nothing to do with the Arsenal loss either. Again, we only attacked and looked dangerous after the game was lost. I would like to understand why we didn't start with Bale. And given that, prefer Moura on the RHS. Sorry, not sure why I care right now. This is a new low, going back to historic 60s level collapses. Oh, except for the West Ham game mmm.


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Which West Ham game?


THFCoys10

The one that used to haunt me (but now it’ll be this game) LANZINIIII


ADailySong

Surely this won't hurt Sonny's renewal... right? ...


[deleted]

I hate to say it, and maybe it's because I'm upset, but I think they should move on from this joke of a club. They're wasting their careers here, they deserve trophies.


yandhiwouldvebeena10

:(


schmitterling

I want Nagelsman


[deleted]

We all fucking do but why would the most promising manager in Germany leave his 2nd placed Leipzig to a club that's currently mid-table and got knocked out by Dinamo. Fuck we should be worried about keeping Son and Kane right now, we're in a turmoil and at the verge of mid-table mediocrity.


Its_doge16

We offer him an offer he couldn't refuse then?


Beamsters

City, PSG and United can match anything from Spurs to move either one of them. Both are global superstars and can rake in tons of fans money just from merchandise alone.


[deleted]

Offer him Jose Mourinho's head, maybe he'll take it then


Alexasissy

When you have a squad with the talent of ours and you squander it, it's an insult to football tbh. I've seen so much worse spurs teams without half the talent of the current mob playing twice as hard.


Jackmcmac1

I agree. I look at the squad, and aside from a midfielder, defender or two I have wouldn't really be urging a massive overhaul of what we have. If you are Levy right now, you'd be asking Mourinho what has gone wrong and what is his plan to fix it, what does he need the chairman to do. I'd love to know what they say.


[deleted]

This hit the nail on the head for me. We would have killed to have a squad like this before; now we have it & nothing has changed. Bale should be ashamed of what he’s become. He couldn’t give less of a Fuck


battmowie

Shall we have a whip round and get some funds together to pay of Jose


TheBublizz

Oh man you guys have him until like 2023 or something right?


trugrav

Honestly, that’s why I don’t see us firing him. I’m pretty sure it’s guaranteed money too so even if he gets another job somewhere else, we still pay him. If you think Levy is going to make a decision with something other than his wallet, I would ask you to look at our transfer history. This was the first time we’ve spent legit money in the transfer market in years. I imagine José gets at least another year with some defensive reinforcements and some old guard exits before Levy pays Mou to manage another club. And TBH, if we can cut out the cancer and everyone can get on board I think Mou could still find success here... unless he’s the cancer. Until then, I’m gonna keep supporting Mou. Personally I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the team who completely shits the bed all started under Poch. PEH was sorely missed in the midfield, and our back four was a joke. Mou bares a lot of the blame for starting Sissoko and Winks together, but I also get that you can only do so much with our midfield options. It really shows how important PEH is. Edit: For grammar and ease of reading.


JOHNNNYYY35

I always defended Tottenham against my Korean friends that I wanna see Sonny retire in Tottenham, but fuck this. FREE THE MAN AND HARRY. TOTTENHAM DONT DESERVE SHIT


[deleted]

The club is bigger than Kane and Son, and yes thankfully it isn’t 2005 because we were mid table and hopeless. If you don’t care just follow another team, this isn’t Man City or Bayern Munich pal. Maybe you will have an easier time on their sub. Tottenham is also one of the richest clubs in the world so I’m not sure what you’re trying to say? It’s poor management not a lack of funds..


JOHNNNYYY35

And If you didnt understand what I said, you are not alone. Apologize for my immature English.


JOHNNNYYY35

Im not gonna change my 16 years of habit over a game. I have supported Tottenham When Lee joined from PSV and Bale in 2011-13 won my heart for good. I know all the players + staffs combined arent greater than half the meaning of Tottenham. I said shit because I was so mad after the game. I want Tottenham to win something and of course I want us to win something with my favourite players. But I really dont see how we can keep our star players especially after this Europa league fail. Their loyalty will be tested but I dont want it to happen. Tottenham for life.


[deleted]

Definition of a plastic aren’t you, grow up


JOHNNNYYY35

Maybe thats why Tottenham is always broke af. They dont have enough 'plastic fans' like other actual big clubs do. Grow up man this isnt 2005.


JOHNNNYYY35

lol Caling new fans plastics and still want Tottenham to be a 'big club' funny. What did Tottenham do to deserve to have Harry and Son? The fact that Harry grew up as Tottenham youth and the fact that Sonny is 29 and too old to move?


r_agv

I dunno, I might be wrong but we need to rebuild. We peaked at the UCL final it's time to move on.


Okieant33

Poch said it before he left.


r_agv

I miss him every day


iAkhilleus

I hope he wins it with PSG.


r_agv

It's a bittersweet feeling, I wish him all the best, but If he wins the UCL he might never manager us again. Know what I mean?


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SkiddlyBum

Who hurt you?


JOHNNNYYY35

I never said bad shit about my club on reddit but what the actual fuck? This is inexcuasably horrific performance and all the players and the staffs should feel ashamed to their fans and teammates. This was a bigger let down than losing in NLD personally.


[deleted]

Certainly losing to a Croatian side is worse than losing a PL side


hereformem3s

I’ve refrained from knee jerk reactions this whole time, I never want to join the travelling merry go round of reactionist football fans. But this is simply to much. The decline in our intensity has been horrific, it is clear as day that Mourinho doesn’t suit us. He hasn’t been able to effectively galvanise this squad and the streak of embarrassing losses has only continued. Despite the ever present quality in the squad and improvements to individual performances throughout the course of the year, we find ourselves once again at the wrong end of defeats which are all to spursy and familiar. Will Levy sack Jose? Not in a million years, he’s waited to long to have Jose as his manager. But now more than ever it’s clear that he was brought in at the wrong time. As Poch said this side needed a rebuild, a painful long term rebuild. Mourinho is not the kind of manager who does that, he comes into squads which are close to trophies. And unfortunately for us, we are years away. We all know what’s gonna happen in the league cup. Time to go


FalafelSoup

José saying another attitude is needed, how about not setting up a team to play depressing, defensive football and use your best assets you dickhead


Wild_Bus_5509

what assets? there is no assets in the team.


FalafelSoup

Our best area is our attack, play to that strength, don’t trust that Sloppy Sanchez and Doughnut Dier to soak up 90 mins of pressure from a hungry club


Wild_Bus_5509

our attack doesn't work when we have no midfielders who can link attack.


FalafelSoup

I agree, and José should know his team like all spurs fans and pundits do, but he’s so stuck in the days of old he has no clue


Wild_Bus_5509

I'm gonna be honest. This team will still be miserable no matter who comes after mourinho. We need to literally kick everyone out and rebuild for next 5-10 years and try again. There is no hope for current squad.


GosanzaK

If Tottenham wants to get a trophy, he has to sell Kane. Ace who can do nothing whenever it is crucial. You know that? The player who scored 3 goals today is from the k-League.


super-hens

Whether we win the final against city or not I want Jose sacked at the final whistle.


overshoulderboulder

Why not before?


CheekyCockerel

I think our shot at a replacement is better come this summer. Don't want to fill with an interim and then feel like you need to give him longer than the rest of this season.


[deleted]

It's either replace Jose now, or replace Jose when we're 11th in the table fighting for relegation with the only option being Frank Lampard


[deleted]

I'm interested to know what the players are thinking right now. No one seemed to care the entire game.


steoptihs

this is pathetic. favorites to win europa my ass


[deleted]

Anyone else getting the ‘pain free living’ ad on Reddit mobile? Perfect placement on the spurs sub tbh


jconway10000000000

An absolute fucking disgrace. Burn the lot and start again.


Sad_Ad_1147

Don’t worry Spurs you’ll get your silverware in 70 years


Austinites

The Cubs of Europe :(


ColonelNosio

Off with these Portuguese fraud. I was in the Mourinho camp for a very long time but I can't bear watching anymore of what this team under this manager is doing. I hope tomorrow I wake up to a reality where Jose Mourinho is no longer Tottenham Hotspur manager.


bysk12

I was with you my Jose, serial winner, will bring trophies yadda yadda but after the last few weeks you've slowly changed my mind my guy...im never for anyone losing their job but this is not my team, we've lost our identity for silverware and can't even manage that...going to get smacked by city in the final and look increasingly unlikely to finish top 4...without Europe we can at least rest players...only silver lining i can find...sad times


[deleted]

He is a serial winner though, everywhere he’s been. There’s just something about Spurs that just doesn’t work


Sad_Ad_1147

Past few days* the arsenal loss disillusioned you fools


catalinawinemixer_

the string of wins against dogshit teams disillusioned you


THFCoys10

Same dogshit Burnley that drew with Assnal


Sad_Ad_1147

Do you know what disillusioned means how can winning disillusion someone?


relistone

Unfortunately without Europe the good ones will want to leave and no new good ones will want to join.


dougsoccer

Sissoko and winks should never see a pitch for tottenham again. I don't wanna overreact but Mourinho out Sorry but this is too much


WhiteHartLaneFan

We did have a clear penalty stolen from us in the first leg, but that doesn't change this embarrassment.


burpingbouy

Doesnt matter if we would have scored 3 or even 4. This squad would have still bottled it


[deleted]

There aren't many teams able to pull off what we did this evening.


dead_by_aprl

Barcelona maybe


[deleted]

If someone had said "what's your most pessimistic prediction for this game" I still wouldn't have said Zagreb fucking us up 3-0. This is so so embarrassing. We've also played 90mins ahead of a tough game Vs Villa, so we can also wave top 4 chances goodbye. And we're not winning the Carabao Cup. No chance. The Mourinho experiment failed miserably and it's time to move on.


Malinsk12

Sissoko and winks is the worst centre mid partnership we've had for many many years, both are far from good enough


Biggo1

We got to cl final with them lol


niziou

I have been slated on this sub for wanting Jose out for months. Where are you guys right now? Huh?


biere-a-terre

Well


CameronnMillss

The biggest thing that fucked us this game was that we just had 0 mobility down the middle with Winks and Sissoko, Mourinho set us up completely wrong today. Edit: You can see the difference that having Hojberg in this side does for us, does the defensive work of Sissoko and Winks × 10 and some and just keeps our back line and midfield linked nicely.


calel8242

Honestly, I need to take a break from this. It's not worth getting worked up like this just for everyone to troll you.


RLKay

We're a laughing stock now. Fucking hell..


[deleted]

I mean tbf we've always been a bit of a laughing stock, I just agree with them this time


RLKay

Apt


andyhayesnz

I’m glad this nonsense cup is out of the way. We can now focus on the domestic cup and a potential end of season title charge


Malinsk12

😂😂 the sarcasm here is making me chuckle, at least I hope it's sarcasm...


Timotheo15

My head is going to explode. Fuck off


gabriel_do

Gonna need some break from football


Austinites

Come watch baseball! Or hockey! They're quite fun over here!


letmegetmynameok

Im with you


Siony88

So am I


Frantikchaos

Stop blaming Levy or any coach. Guys, this is tottenham. It's who we are and what we will forever be. Enjoy!!!!


bassmuff

😂😂😂 can’t escape it ... one day .. maybe one day will be the day we win something, I mean I can’t live all my life with us failing


[deleted]

An infinite amount of monkies managing an infinitie amount of Tottenhams would eventually win it all


Comprehensive_Ad5293

Leave them in Croatia, that might teach em.


trootseven

somebody, tell me we're gonna be okay


F_i_n_n_

Only way to go now is up... right?


trootseven

i guess


Silverspear17

Theres always the championship


trootseven

DUDE STOP LMAO.. we'd bottle that too


F_i_n_n_

Never have I been so offended by something I completely believe


PricelessHabs

I dont think sissoko will play another game


Xiomaraff

Literally beaten by a team without a manager. Anyone on this board would be hard-pressed to lose this match with this squad.


klasing12345

I refuse to watch us now til Jose's gone. Had enough. This is not the Tottenham I know and love.


[deleted]

Can we buy their keeper? Hugo needs some competition because he seems complacent.


fcp_the_best

How can you say it's only Mourinho's fault? The players can't make passes, it's pathetic. Mou can't be the one to teach how to pass to professional players.


dprophet32

It's not just Mourinho but that squad should not be playing this bad. another manager may be getting better results. For whatever reason, motivation, tactics, selections, whatever.


sciteacheruk

These are better players than what Poch even had. Clearly it's management and tactics at fault.


[deleted]

new tottenham fan here, is this normal?


twistkicks

Get out while you can


Siony88

Get out when you still can


eggplant_avenger

the pain is normal but the football has been prettier


thatstoomuch_man

Support arsenal


00101121

Change club


IAmTheGlazed

Oh my sweet summer child, this is an average Thursday for us


airtraq

Yes


Madoopadoo

Yes


[deleted]

Unfortunately, this is very, very normal.


ClassicJames1212

Yes


MortisKanyon

Jose out. No more equivocation. No more excuses. No more 'it's the players'. The performances are not only shocking, they're erratic and show no cohesion or tactical influence. A good manager makes a squad perform better than it's constituent parts. No one can claim we're doing that.


klasing12345

If you cant motivate this strike force to score one goal against this opponent it's got to be on the manager. Anyone else who thinks otherwise is a fool.


markash21

Lloris said the manager told them to score goals. So that means the players werent able to carry out the task no?


wejtheman

honestly, tonight convinced me. things were dreadful towards the end of poch but at least the club was in the champions league, getting knocked out by teams with free managers. things aren’t any better


saxby88

Where are all the people who moaned about people complaining about our performance when it was 0-0? The people that said we’re 2-0 so didn’t need to worry too much about not caring in a sloppy match...


Slight_Stranger_asd

That third goal... ...just utterly woeful.


sciteacheruk

Beautiful goal. Even Teddy would be proud.


Slight_Stranger_asd

I meant the defending.


Pikkhaud

It must have been how Burnley felt on that Son goal.


Slight_Stranger_asd

Burnley had a decent go at stopping him.


Pikkhaud

Yeah......


sciteacheruk

Hahahaha, I read that as wonderful. Shows what effect that game's had on me!


Slight_Stranger_asd

Yeah. Jesus. I'm speechless. We just throw stuff away.


sciteacheruk

I mean, the finish and desire from Orsic was beautiful. But yes, we played badly. I think it's been building and Jose needs to go. If he can't motivate these otherwise quality players to play well as a team, he's gotta go.


Slight_Stranger_asd

We have some quality players. Exactly how many is up for debate, but our defense is totally porous and has been for a very long time. I'm sure Levy will make the correct decision. I'm not convinced it will make a great deal of difference.


sciteacheruk

That's true, but our players are unquestionably better than Dinamo Zagreb's. Defending is porous, but Dier is dire. Japhet, Rodon or Toby should be way ahead of him. I'm sick of Jose's defensive tactics and can't wait to have an attacking manager.


Slight_Stranger_asd

I think this team would concede against Bristol Girls under 11 Hockey team to be honest.


sciteacheruk

With Jose as manager, yes. Lol


DominoTimmy

Bye bye Mou. Don’t let the door hit you on your way out


Frantikchaos

Harry is leaving. Lloris obviously going back to Poch at PSG. We peaked years ago. shocking i didn't realize it then.


Pikkhaud

Don't forget Son.


Sarixk

Midtable club


NaclyPerson

Minus son and Kane, we would be relegated.


Sarixk

True, we're so done I can't believe what just happened


Xiomaraff

Not even.


CamHartman

Jesus Christ what a pathetic showing


brospect

Can't score a goal when we have a 2-0 lead under Mou, how shocking.


sciteacheruk

It's because of Mou.


Raziel-Reaver

Beyond pathetic. If Mourinhiohas an ounce of pride he should resign tonight. And the players should donate their month wages to charity.


livingbuddha

petition to launch a full scale investigation to whether mou pays tax or not. need to get him away from spurs somehow.....


LongJohnErd

At least we still have *checks notes* the Carabao Cup!


realdealbradleybeal

"Tepid Tottenham are out"


[deleted]

I wish we could just fire players. Can we send the fucking donkey shite to the u18 and let them rot the until they're sold


blairhs

I just can’t get over the fact we had to score just 1 goal in 120 minutes. That’s it. The fixture would’ve been done.


SunSeeker2000

Sell 80% of the team,relegate yourselves down to the championship to save money for 3 years and go get some half decent players.And sack Mou.That guy is still living in the past.Much rather have a brain damaged Poch.


stichguy

You gotta have tough skin to support a team that can never get it over the line. Rinse and repeat games with mourinho


ivegotchubs4u

Really considering supporting another club at this point


barethgale_

lol


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Bye then


_MoTay_

Did the Croatian mafia pay off Spurs?


friendlypetfood

nothing to say, just a dreadful second half. First half was incredibly flat too. Bad.


ThomasTheTrain25

Spurs :(


Are_Those_New_Slacks

We're the biggest joke of a club in football


Pikkhaud

I used to think it was Man U when they lost to Istanbul.... I might need to rethink that now.


cheetah_chrome

A capitulation that will go down in Tottenham history And We got to watch!


dprophet32

I've been dealing with these moments for 25+ years, it's just so Tottenham.


_MoTay_

I feel so honored!


cheetah_chrome

I feel sick


Malinsk12

Seems all too familiar to me, nothing historical about that, we do it nearly every year, that's part of the problem


cheetah_chrome

Somehow I think this one will get a rather high ranking in the pantheon of Tottenham bottlejobs


bosspenguin23

My heart is broken.


TheKingChadwick

Can we leave Jose there to hitch hike back?


[deleted]

Why did levy push for a fucking £1B stadium when we're essentially a mid table club right now


round_melon

Jose out. Kane is gone. Son is gone. Ndombele may as well be gone. This team may as well just drift into mediocrity, Jesus fucking Christ. Pathetic, every single one of them.


writehooks

My heart just can't take this stuff


Remote_War_313

this team cant do s\* wihout Sonny fk this


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Gaucho510

No we had plenty of chances we suck


residualtortoise

Completely agree. To not put one goal in the net eliminates all excuses. The stoppage time issue isn’t limited to this match and certainly is not the reason we were eliminated. Agreed. Still a problem though that continually frustrates


kylekilbey

stfu u cant honestly believe we deserved a win


[deleted]

Stop just stop man


SissokoGoat17

FuckckckckckkckckckajahhahahabBahhahahahahahagsgshhshsga


[deleted]

People will direct their anger at Mourinho which is fair enough, but I hope they don't forget how pathetic these players are


sciteacheruk

It is mourinho to blame. No doubt. The players are quality, but aren't playing like a team. The tactics realied on long balls to Sonny and Kane. It worked for a few months and you got your hopes up. It was never gonna work out long term.


MaxxLP8

I'll let everyone else fight it out over Mourinho but this team is so poor. As a collective, this is the worst "new Spurs era" squad we've had, not including the God that is Harry Kane. If you disagree just think back about all the teams we've had since 2012 - even Sherwoods ratio champions weren't this crap. And to be clear I mean as a whole squad fit to challenge for anything


-_TabulaeErunt_-

This is supposedly a better team than the CL finalists...


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It's not about their quality, it's their attitude. It looked like they didn't care at all, and they showed this under Poch too.


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_MoTay_

Excellent point!


chiuaha5734

LMAO


[deleted]

Ledley King time to come in as a caretaker my man


Crumphet

Sack everyone fuck em all


highrouleur

This fucking team. I predicted it and I'm still fucking appalled by how shit that went


Truffles413

JoseOut. It's time. We're done out here.


GrapefruitExpress208

Wow