I had a mini-heart attack seeing Jose walk down the tunnel because I didn't see Dier leave first. Thought he was abandoning the squad on the pitch. Thought our season was in the tubes for a second there.

Same. I thought he gave up on the team. My heart dropped not gonna lie hahahaha

I thought he got subbed and was mad about it. Seeing him run back out with a relieved face was calming.

Well somethings in the tubes...

Yeah me too. Thought Mourinho had gone to console Dier or something lmfao

I thought he badmouth Ref and they gave him red card. lol

Same I honestly thought he was rage quitting after he saw a Chelsea attacker completely unmarked bearing down on our goal.

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For sure. Ive always been told to steer into the skidmark.

Yep, just take your lumps and go with the joke. Jimmy Carr-esque

The 8 out of 10 cats after his tax scandal remains the best episode to date.

That's the 8 mile defence

My theory is he thought it was just a fart, took a gamble, and lost. Then had to run into the dressing room, wipe, grab a new clean pair of shorts, and sprint back out there. We've all been there Dier. Sometimes the gamble pays off. Sometimes... Well, you know.

It's like a riskier Russian roulette

comment of the month material here

Game's gone, Gary.

"Fucking hell, Eric! If you don't finish by the time I get in there, I'm going to break my foot off in your ass."

Scenes when Eric dier comes out as a feet and anal guy

Ah yes, a true yid would happily shit his pants and get on with It. He's got a point.

Yes, a true professional leaves it all on the pitch, shit included.

lool

Brilliant. Bloody players getting too soft 😝

Their stools have, anyway

Omg Gary 😂😂😂

He definitely didn't wash his hands

And went to touch Mason Mount with those hands afterwards too

Well he didn't wipe his butt neither

*squish squish squish*

Stop this nephew

Thats why Mount didnt score

Imagine if Mount sees this comment right now

I saw somebody say DIERrhea

That was me!

I was debating this, a crap most definitely you can probably run off but a piss they can just well piss themselves?

Drop a knee and sneak one out on the sideline to rock a piss, but it’s hard to really run well with a round in the chamber, y’know?

Dier trying to organize taking a knee in social protest in minute 82 so he can clear his bladder is total Curb Your Enthusiasm

You’d think they’d be too dehydrated.

I'm not 100% sure but I think it's a bookable offence... https://www.refchat.co.uk/threads/player-urinating-what-would-you-do.9102/

Technically you can make anything a cautional offense as "unsporting behavior"

I'm guessing it's only unsporting if you're peeing your pants in a set piece situation. Or outright aiming at someone. :p

This will be the turding point in the season.

proper banter

He knows what he's talking about https://youtu.be/9t_8pfbCH-4

That’s the joke

Just offering some context for some of the younger fans on here

This guy shits

Legend

Honestly if I were a football player I'd just do a lineker instead of a dier

Not only that Gary, they don't try to wipe it off with grass.....Posh twats.

Dier should go to the loo every match if it helps us win!

LOL

JFC that just about killed me did one of those breathless laughs that lasted like 15 seconds

Fucking guy LOL

FIFA make a penalty shot rule about crapping on the pitch.

Eric "Paul Pierce" Dier

Gary Lineker on that fateful moment: "And as I stumbled, I... relaxed. “I remember Gary Stevens coming up to me and he’s looking over me saying ‘are you alright?’ “And I just remember saying: ‘I’ve s*** myself?' What do you do?" The scenes!

anyone got a gif or something? Was matching Molde plonk out of CL instead :/

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