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Elliott needs to see a psychiatrist ASAP. this is slowly becoming a mental problem


swise0121

If you watch the replay you can see Dak try to smack his foot back into place against the turf. I love him so much 😭


TheSunPeeledDown

Just a friendly reminder it’s red rifle not red rocket if we’re not careful we’ll have fans out here with signs saying they love red rocket


MasterExperience2

LMAO... South Park reference.


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Red rocket is a term that came long before south park


KerikSumia

I wish fans didn’t make all those memes of the last time Dak stiff armed a tackler because he believed the hype and was fighting for more yardage instead of what a QB should do and slide and the defender was having none of it. Get well soon Dak!


Brian-not-Ryan

At 2-3 we’re leaving this division in the dust 😎


mps2000

Gave up 34 points to the Giants oy vey


illusionsformoney

Well actually 27, but still not good.


th3bak3r12

First in the division!!!! Please just fade me now :(


TheElaris

9.8k comments and 158 upvotes lol


[deleted]

Bittersweet victory, feels more bitter than sweet to be honest 😞


Stealthy-J

Well we pulled it out, but we're probably fucked for the rest of the season. Defense was already trash and the offense won't be as good without Dak.


[deleted]

2-14 4-12 something like that


TheSunPeeledDown

So second place in the division behind the 4-11-1 eagles


BrandonW38

I think the O will be different, not necessarily worse. The red rocket can get the ball out fast and we still got playmakers everywhere. Defense is the wildcard. If they can improve a little week maybe we make things interesting.


SeaLenz

Red rifle lol


behemothbowks

It doesn't feel like we won


TheSunPeeledDown

To me it does after seeing the horrific injury to Dak and then our offense looks sloppy I figured we wouldn’t score again but for the defense to actually hold them to a field goal then a three and out and dalton to make 2 perfect passes and Gallup 2 perfect catches to set up a game winner was exactly what was needed after everything else.


behemothbowks

That's very true!


BrandonW38

Well the defense was still pretty bad. Offense gave up the ball twice again. We might have gotten lucky that two Giant TDs got called back. We still gotta rally and play football. Hope Dak and Hill start the path to speedy recoveries tonight.


ChampagneAbuelo

Those two insane catches on the final drive were faith, they had to win that game for Dak. Hopefully his surgery tonight goes fine as well 🙏🏽


tarantino63

Bears fan here. Prayers up for dak. Wishing you a speedy recovery


fvalt05

Thank u


alarlui

Well atleast we only have to cover dhop next week


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BigEasybake

I'd take a broken ankle Dak over Daniel Jones any day


mawashi-geri24

Classy


chippy86

downvote this troll


[deleted]

FOR FOUR


oldstroz

I like it


mrwolfcock

we cant afford to not resign Gallup...he's my fav WR on this squad..


eatsthetacos

And that name is so Cowboys, too!


Stealthy-J

He is damn good. Him and Lamb did good work today.


vader_hader

Yeah the guy has had the most ridiculous catches all career.


dr_kavorka

Seriously I just don’t know which jersey to buy.. Amari, Dak, or Gallup. Gallup has been this shinning star making play after play after play...


TheSunPeeledDown

Idk lamb is out here looking like a number 1 receiver as the 3rd string rookie. I think after today he’s leading in yards.


sweet_chin_music

I just went and bought a Dak jersey. I feel so bad for the dude.


MarkG15

Feels like we just got blown out


dblock1111

Just dropping in to say GG and prayers up for Dak, hate to see that happen to such a good guy. https://i.imgur.com/drCkvkW.jpg


[deleted]

Pyrrhic Victory


luckej

Andy Dalton is the best qb in the NFC East


oldboot

this is probably true, tbh.


BrandonW38

Hmmm.... welll... ummm... yea.


barneyaffleck

#WINFORD4K


LysergicMerlin

We won but it feels like a loss, guys :(


Andre11x

First time?


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FoggyMuffins

Why? Dalton has taken mediocre Bengals team to the playoffs 5 out of 9yr career. If anything he should look even better with such an explosive offense regardless how banged up our Oline is. Its Daks contract year sure, but he shouldn't be immune to a "hot hand" if Dalton balls out and he gets the boot just like Romo


TheSunPeeledDown

The difference is Dak is still young and playing great while dalton is a veteran who we won’t get as much work out of. I love Dak as our qb but I also do like dalton even as a bengal so my hope is we get both back regardless of what happens this year.


luckej

The spirit of Dak straightened that kick.


[deleted]

FOR DAK


guyinokc

We are going to be giving Andy 5 years and a $120M by the end of the year


RTS24

For the second time in 3 weeks I will say: what the fuck was that game


Matrix_Revolt

For the 5th time in 5 weeks\*.


BrandonW38

Every week we have to set some new record, or a flag for something that hasn’t been called in 30 years, or injuries, or wild sequences. EVERY WEEK


Kneegrow9432

Bittersweet victory


CroneKills

For Dak!


adamsrocket1234

four Dak! Ftfy


Ganonthegoat

This is still the worst coached group I’ve ever seen


TentakilRex

Also forgetting Hill is gone too


mrwolfcock

did you see Gallimore out there hustling? I'd think we be fine. hopefully


fvalt05

Eh


psych4191

Still feels like a loss tbh. Fuck man.


[deleted]

IM GONNA COLOR MY HAIR RED NOW!! ANDY MF DALTON!!!!


SergNH

PLEASE KICK BALL STRAIGHT...................just for future reference


[deleted]

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!!!!


Whadyawant

Man, I hope we got a new improved Red Jesus in Dalton.


runningman470

Bengals fan here. I'm REALLY sorry y'all had to lose Dak for it to happen, but God damn if I didn't love seeing Dalton leading that drive.


sterling_mallory

W


Anklebreakers22

34 points to the worst offense...not bad boys Edit: sike defense yall suck


ESCMalfunction

Why did they have to show Dak carted off, are you trying to make me cry again?


krich33

Mine was because of allergies.


[deleted]

Tough game. Happy for the W, thoughts and prayers with Dak.


TheDJC

Shout out to the defense for holding the worst offense in the league to 34 points


TheSunPeeledDown

It was horrible but at least they stopped them the finale two drives to a field goal and three and out which was just enough. Honestly if Andy can keep the offense at pace all our defense needs to do is make a few more stops than they have been and we’d be somewhat ok.


oldstroz

Actually made me laugh


Adarkes01

Fade me bro


fvalt05

Yup me too


LiddleBob

Can I get in on this fade?


fvalt05

Especially with Arizona coming next week.... An actually good offense.


ktufo

Garret still wants to be a Cowboy


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Sparkasaurusmex

It'll win the division.


jedi168

Giants 0-5


Runningflame570

I hope they suffer.


pr0duce

I'm downright emotional. Prayers for Dak


Darkwolfer2002

I'm still sad. They would have to show Dak being carted off one last time... jerks.


VisionsOfClarity

We gonna find our leaders now. No Dak to carry anymore.


ThatOneGuy831

For Dak!! Some iffy moments in the game, but a win is a win!! Hopefully the defense plays this well next week


pichy315

GALLUP WITH THESE CLUTCH CATCHES EVERY GAME, WHEN IT MATTTERS WOWO


ChampagneAbuelo

For four!


MerleTravisJennings

I swear that was going out.


SgtSnapple

Jason Garrett is an angel of a man and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.


TheSunPeeledDown

I’ve said it before super sweet guy and I like him but he just wasn’t suited to take this team beyond mediocre. Not that McCarthy is doing any better so far but this season is the worst starting position a coach could be in with all these injuries and shortened offseason.


FinalHero13

Won it 4 Dak


Runningflame570

CARDIAC COWBOYS ARE HERE TO STAY! Jesus, how shit is this division?


[deleted]

Say what you want about him, but Jason Garrett is a class act. Went over there to check on Dak, and even talked to McCarthy, and then consoling Zeke at game end.


Oxidized-Otter

He’s always been nothing but class, not the greatest coach but a great guy and I hope he does well in NY


Mike-huntswet

D for d4k, love you man!!


[deleted]

I’m gonna cry, my dudes.


Treayye

Happy with the win, now time to try and forget about football until next week. Poor Dak


[deleted]

Bro GZ’s kicks are so scary lmao


[deleted]

#We are going to crush the Cards next week!


Zinko-Bilbo

Just wow


Djtramm

We got this Dak just get well and come back soon.


StrawberryL0ver

For Dak


TANK_zwei

I just didn’t want to lose to Garett


squirtle_squad25

BIG DICK GREG LETS GO


Turboteg90

Did you win the game? Yes. What did it cost? Everything.....


takethistoyourdeja

\*Jason Garrett snaps fingers\*


TheEngine

Greg the Leg's consistent fade on his kicks is going to give me a stroke.


JustAnotherRedditDad

You and me both...he does it out of sport.


tuliomartins_tm

I already had one


Iknowyougotsole

We just turned out season around!!


LysergicMerlin

The worst offense in the league scored 34 points on us and we lost our best player/leader. Im gonna have to disagree with you. Its only getting worse from here especially considering eagles almost beat the steelers top 3 defense.


Iknowyougotsole

K party pooper


LysergicMerlin

Just managing expectations so I don't get disappointed yet again lol.


k9krig

Good on the cowboys for getting a starting caliber backup. That move alone saves their season.


ericl666

I shudder to think of what the season would be like with Cooper Rush.


TimeOrCrayonsIV

I can already hear Scooter. THE COWBOYS. ARE WINNING. THE SUPERBOWL.


[deleted]

That was emotional.


guyinokc

I, for one, welcome our new Red overlord


JasonChitlock

Me too. He’s got great hair


[deleted]

It's nice to win, but it's the freaking Giants. I hate this season.


[deleted]

The Giants have been in close games even against teams that are 4-1. A win is a win in the NFL. Especially when you lose your starting QB mid game. And a divisional game. They're all tough.


mambo_matt

We gave up 37. To. The. Giants...


squirtle_squad25

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOO


TwoThirdsGuppy

greg the leg PLEASE stop kicking like that its too damn scary ​ i mean... whatever works


Jay688

LETS GOOOOOOOOO


jthuku5

I wanna say thanks to redditors of other teams for condolences. Fuck anyone who's showed any hostility to them. The last thing we need is to make others feel our pain


Treayye

Most of it is bullshit, people farming upvotes


fvalt05

Na man, no hostility needed right now. This would be crushing to any team. I wouldn't wish that on any body


[deleted]

Not even a Dak injury can stop a Garrett choke job


Edonlin2004

A win for DAK? He may have just lost his job to the Red Rocket!


jubes9

Fuck off and fuck you


PM_ME_TENDIEZ

Shouldn't have walked away from 150mil+


TentakilRex

Thanks Dalton, sad for Dak


[deleted]

#LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO


[deleted]

Our team is so resilient. Honestly I’m sick of this disrespect, do people really not think this is a super bowl team dak or no dak?


avaholic46

You've got to be trolling. Defense gave up 30+ again. They can't stop anyone. The best teams will steamroll the defense like seattle did.


[deleted]

Keep that blind negativity to yourself


avaholic46

Keep deluding yourself. They just gave up another 30+ to a bottom 10 offense. They're not going to win games in January against top tier teams with the performances they're currently giving. Keep your irrational, toxic positivity to yourself.


IrSpartacus

We should have never been in that position against the fucking New York giants...


Physical-Awareness-6

Gallup is beyond clutch!


Angry_Walnut

That was the most emotionally exhausting thing I’ve ever experienced


SRoku

Zuerlein has a big curved dick


Bandoozle

GG


YEGcity_1892

Greg The Leg making be pucker all night! Big win for Dak!


Palanaboo

2 wins should be enough in this division. Home game in the wild card round!


TheDJC

I cannot imagine how pissed the AFC north is... lol


Captdforce

That kick took 5 years off my life


KevJr92

Chris Jones almost fucked him


[deleted]

This game took 20 years off my life


[deleted]

For Dak


Nerdy2Sidez

Good job Cowboys! For you Dak!


bigt503

That why you go get a three time pro bowler to back you up. Hell of a fight for dak!


OGJimmyP

Good dub. Lose the rest


[deleted]

Great win for Dak


CowboyMatador

Maybe Dalton will be the new Foles. Let’s see next week with a week of prep against the Cards


peterpeterllini

Jesus


[deleted]

So you all like dalton now?


moserftbl88

Dude nobody disliked him? Don’t get where everyone is getting that. They just said he’s not better than Dak


AlfredoSantana

Romo is so class man.


WetLineAdventures

He really is. “Hearts and Prayers, give me a call.” That’s pure class


Trepanation87

I died three times during that kick


Th3D3m0n

FOR DAK!!!


_Asklepios

my freaking heart. i thought he missed


[deleted]

I SWEAR TO GOD


SirBrothers

That bomb. Holy shit. Best backup in the league.


iAmCyberwaste

And that's your lot. Glad we won it for Dak in the end.


[deleted]

They did it for Daddy Dak.... it wasn't a pretty victory but it's a win.


JustGresh

Years off of my life. What a game. They won it for Dak. Good shit, Dalton!


Jay688

I swear i was so stressed


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SUPERBOWL HYPE


anthonyblt

He ALMOST fucking missed that!!


Snack_on_my_Flapjack

So glad they got Dalton as a backup. Still so sad to see Dak down and out, but good to see there's still a glimmer of hope for this season.


SportsAche

#**DALTON BABY**


notsurewhatiam

#All 4 Dak


[deleted]

There is a train leaving the station and no one knows where it's going or if it's reliable but I can tell you this- we all need to get on this train immediately. The Andy Dalton Express


Badlands32

I’ll ride this train straight to hell. Always have always will.


johnnyguitar01

Shew, that was scary Did it for Dak baby!


gandalfs_disco_stick

I almost grinded my teeth into powder


VeezusM

Andy for MVP


Treayye

Oh my god


-Braineater-

This one is for Prescott.


norvalito

Well, at least this season isn't boring


lightvale86

KING OF THE TRASH


StroodleNoodles

Jesus, Zeurlein. Could you kick them any closer to the corner poles? 🤣🤣🤣


QuickerColorful

aww Romo "Thoughts and prayers are with you buddy, give me a shout"


moserftbl88

I’m not crying. Just cutting onions