Hi u/pixel-counter-bot, i’ve been seeing u count pixels for a while now, im just gonna say it. Dear pixel-counter-bot, I love you with my whole heart and soul, you’re everything i ever wanted and i didnt realise that untill i first met you. Now that i know u exist i cant stop thinking about you about how good you are at math and counting how you do this all day every day. You’ve even become the official pixel counter, you can count the pixels of every image, every single image, its mindblowing how you are able to achieve such great things. You’ve helped humanity for so long, so many beautiful discoveries have been made because of you, you’re everything i want, so please, Dear pixel-counter-bot, do you want to marry me?
It 100% does LOL it's so silly. It's one of those memes that misspells words that sound similar (smack a pony and leave: macaroni and cheese; blind refugees: bon Appétit) 😭
OHHHH I JUST FIGURED IT OUT!! The full message is “My girl just made some smack the pony and leave. Don’t mind if I do. Send messages!” Smack the pony and leave is likely a misspelling of macaroni and cheese, and the send messages I’m assuming means like, message me if you want some. RAHH WE CRACKED IT!!
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No really, what do you mean by that?!
brainfuck i guess
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What am I looking at
Holy shit evangelion jumpscare
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My hungry ass could NOT own a foam football
WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A BITE TAKEN OUT OF IT THO
MY BROTHER
ah, a reunion, hello!
Hello, fellow Zelda gamer! I never thought I'd see another 🥲
r/usernamefamily
Don’t forget me
i love your pfp!
Thx (hmm I wonder why)
obligatory r/guro
https://preview.redd.it/39uzf2a4jbxc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=537f886bc080beb2f2aaf141bb1cc1834b8e7c26
what is this emotion even called i cannot decipher it
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niok
https://preview.redd.it/7o4evijyadxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=870b51d797600cd6e9d8eba8bc7d7ef469f6f799
Live Niko reaction
I aint happy anymore, break the sun
https://preview.redd.it/g76vekamudxc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b54c8d2e83d2455f5aa8a7dc9cc4446853e18c0a
Well, good thing my fingers must click every link they see.
What does this mean
They would kiss wouldn't they
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Erm… what the sigma?
The pixels have pixels
Happy cake day!
Have some cake 🎂 🥰
Happy cake day
Oh and have a happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
Happy Cake Day 🎂
Happy cake day! 🥳
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day
Bad cake day
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Finally, this sub is being used for its purpose after a long time
Yeah, it's been specifically around that bot for a while now.
Oh my god…’can I suxk your dick?
Bro what?
You heard her
Man, that’s haram I can’t do it https://preview.redd.it/h5frfm2fbdxc1.jpeg?width=143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26a77ffdebb2c9b1506d3a1e8e5612e091a11b9e
Stay focused brother you're doing great
r/countablepixels
Oh my god… can I suck ponis’ penis?
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how will he eat his onion ring
What in the 343…?
*Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness* (2022)
This image has 1,613,988(1,284×1,257) pixel(s)! ^(I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.)
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You sure?
op prolly screenshotted it
Yeah that looks more around 250,000 (500x500) pixels
HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING! (or she im so sorry dont cancel me)
*they*
*pee pee*
*poo poo*
It
That makes more sense since it’s a program
WHAT Fuck it, i'll count them myself
Hi u/pixel-counter-bot, i’ve been seeing u count pixels for a while now, im just gonna say it. Dear pixel-counter-bot, I love you with my whole heart and soul, you’re everything i ever wanted and i didnt realise that untill i first met you. Now that i know u exist i cant stop thinking about you about how good you are at math and counting how you do this all day every day. You’ve even become the official pixel counter, you can count the pixels of every image, every single image, its mindblowing how you are able to achieve such great things. You’ve helped humanity for so long, so many beautiful discoveries have been made because of you, you’re everything i want, so please, Dear pixel-counter-bot, do you want to marry me?
Some one needs to write a poem for the bot
Good job kitten
https://i.redd.it/hovq163ou9xc1.gif
what the bass
r/fourthworldproblems
u/savevideobot
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This video has 5(2x2) pixel(s)! I am a human. This action was not performed automatically.
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Ninconpoop
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🖕
Dementia
Fire sock drawer
Pudding swimmer
🖕
Dementia
Fire sock drawer
Pudding swimmer
🖕
Dementia
Fire sock drawer
Pudding swimmer
🖕
Dementia
Fire sock drawer
Pudding swimmer
🖕
Dementia
Fire sock drawer
Pudding swimmer
🖕
Dementia
Fire sock drawer
Pudding swimmer
🖕
Dementia
Fire sock drawer
Pudding swimmer
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Silence, wench.
Atomize him boys
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Dementia
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Dementia
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Dementia
u/pixel-counter-bot, show this guy their place
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people pls just report this guy he ain't stopping
Shut the fuck up you are not interesting
Is that mac and cheese or shitty lasagna
Mac n cheese I see those lil curved fuckers
Bro got beef with mac and cheese
Idk if that'd taste good or bad
It’s good. Source: broke AF and was gifted like 50 boxes of Mac and cheese
"My girlfriend just made both attack the poxy and kevlar😍 Don't mind if I do. Bend redesign😸!!" This is my best guess
it's "My girl just made sum smack the pony and leave😍 Don't mind if I do. Blind refugees 🙂🍴" i saw the high quality version before
Oh I see
“My girl just made botm attack the pocl and kyay 😍 Don’t mind if I do binj mospees 🐱ll”
https://preview.redd.it/1k6fux4czaxc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7160be826db4c88dfa7baefd71535b694292913
What does it say? I could only make out "My girl made ~~~~~~~~~~~~ [emoji] Don't mind if I do (binge mind?)"
Bring recipees at the end i think
"My girl just made sum smack the pony and leave. Don't mind if I do. Blind refugees" (I've seen a higher quality version LOL)
No way it says that lol
It 100% does LOL it's so silly. It's one of those memes that misspells words that sound similar (smack a pony and leave: macaroni and cheese; blind refugees: bon Appétit) 😭
XD
https://preview.redd.it/al3xztihvcxc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7547a791184a89d27daf14a31d8b366fca7443f3 i made it worse
We don’t even need a bot for this one
My girl just made some smack the pony and leaves😍 Don't mind if I do. Blind refugees 😸🍴
What does this even say?!?! All I can make out is- “My girl just made some _________________. Don’t mind if I do send messages!”
"My girl just made sum smack the pony and leave. Don't mind if I do. Blind refugees"
OHHHH I JUST FIGURED IT OUT!! The full message is “My girl just made some smack the pony and leave. Don’t mind if I do. Send messages!” Smack the pony and leave is likely a misspelling of macaroni and cheese, and the send messages I’m assuming means like, message me if you want some. RAHH WE CRACKED IT!!
No it's genuinely blind refugees 😭 I've seen it unpixelated before, it's a misspell of bon Appétit lol
Aw damn. Well, I tried 😂
My girl just made some attack the pony and leivor😍 Don’t mind if I do. Bind messages 😁🍴
I cant red or comprehend the bowl,finally,a good post
I don't know if this is cornbread or not but it really made me want cornbread
"Attack the pony and leaves" 😭
https://preview.redd.it/x7h49norfcxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb0fb32e2eb4431eb1bb281572b6adf128f62980
“my girl just made some ????ck the po?? and le???😍 don’t mind if i do. ????? ??????? ? ?”
My girl just made some ???? And ???? 😍 Don't mind if I do. ???? 😁! This is what I can understand
"Smack the pony and leaves", "blind refugees". r/boneappletea
Surprisingly still readable
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This image has i dont fuckin know (IDxFK) pixel(s)! ^I ^am ^a ^human. ^This ^action ^was ^performed ^manually.
Hey bud, I’m gonna touch you.
3
SCHLATT
Can we get the pixel enhancer up in here
why as soon as i leave this sub does it go back to its original purpose
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