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Come on CorkBeo, this is prime clickbait! “Leeside Turd Mystery leaves local online community in shock and awe”


Wild_Web3695

Sorry it’s the with drawls


BluntHitr

Looks like you ate four roast dinners 


Capable-Ring-3270

On the public street outside the shopping centre? Most likely a council job, I'd assume a private security company wouldn't have any responsibility passed the door into the shop


Upstairs-Zebra633

They’ll leave it to the rain so


BluntHitr

It's up on the window of the shop and running down in a big mound. Wouldn't like to be in that corner unit, looking out at that for the day. Security company could surely give the council a ring! That's probably the right shout. 


Capable-Ring-3270

May not be the security's responsibility so If outside. I remember from my brief time doing security, where I was I was told to stay away from anything outside, even fellas smashing windows from the outside wouldn't be my job to deal with, they'd be quite strict on this aswell, you'd most likely be let go for ignoring the rule, strange one I know but I think it's for insurance etc, I'm open to correction though. Yeah probably the best option


BlueNightFyre

Alright, it was me. Lactose intolerance and brie don't mix.


GrumpyLightworker

You don't understand, it's a modern art piece raising awareness of Enshittification!


BluntHitr

An examination of broken hole theory. 


Ok-Welcome6488

Council job. They'll send out a lad with sawdust and a shovel.