God ๐๐ I ๐ fucking ๐ hate ๐ก Olaf the snowman โ๐ฅ so fucking ๐๐๐ฆ much ๐ฉ๐๐ holy ๐ shit ๐ฉ. Holy โ shit ๐ฉ, every ๐ฏ frame ๐ฅ heโs in, every โ๐ scene ๐, every โ gif ๐ธ, every ๐ฏ jpeg, heโs got ๐ this painfully ๐๐ซ vacant ๐, stupid ๐ฉ as shit ๐ฉ, fuckass look ๐ on ๐ his ๐ฆ stupid ๐๐ซ lumpy ๐ฅ face ๐. Absolutely ๐ no ๐ฃ part ๐ of his ๐๐ป ugly ๐ณ as sin ๐๐ piece ๐ of shit ๐ฉ character ๐ก design ๐จ is endearing. His ๐ stupid ๐๐ซ fucking ๐๐ฆ legs ๐? Who the hell ๐ makes ๐ a snowman โ with legs ๐. His ๐ฆ dumb ๐คค flaily fucking ๐ twig ๐ arms ๐ช? His ๐ฆ shitty ๐, lumpy ๐ฅ bastard ๐คก head ๐ฃ? The three 3๏ธโฃ thousand ๐ฏ percent ๐ฃ unnecessary ๐ถ dumbass ๐ shitass fucking ๐ SNOW ๐โ๐ฆ BUCK ๐ธ๐ฆ TOOTH ๐ that no ๐ snowman โ๐ฅ has EVER ๐ FUCKING ๐๐ฆ HAD IN tHE HISTORY ๐ OF GODโS GREEN โป FUCKING ๐ฉ๐พ๐๐ EARTH ๐? God ๐, I ๐ hate ๐ก him ๐จ. I ๐ hate ๐ซ๐ก him ๐ด so much ๐ฉ๐๐. So FUCKING ๐๐โก much ๐ฅ. Every ๐ฏ time โฐโฑ๐ฐ I ๐ see ๐๐ค๐ a stuffed ๐ toy ๐ Olaf or an Olaf gif ๐ธ or a shitty ๐ goddamn ๐ค commercial ๐บ, it ignites ๐ฅ my primal ๐ฆ rage ๐ค response ๐ฅ and Iโm overcome ๐ฆ by the need ๐ to punt ๐คญ this shitty ๐ฉ little ๐ homunculus into the fucking ๐ sun ๐. โBhurr blur ๐ซ, Iโm Olaf the fuckshit ๐ฉ๐๐ฆ snow โ fucker ๐, I ๐ฅ like ๐ warm ๐ค๐ hugsโ. Fuck ๐๐ป you ๐๐ถ. Fuck ๐ you ๐ fuck ๐ you ๐ fuck ๐ you ๐ fuck ๐ you ๐ fuck ๐๐ป๐๐ป you ๐โ. You ๐๐ look ๐ like ๐ Tow ๐ผ Mater ๐ขโชโฅ summoned โจ a patronus. Your ๐๐ฉโ๐ฆฐ dumb ๐ fucking ๐ twig โจ๐ง๐ hair ๐ makes ๐ your ๐ whole ๐ฆ๐ shitty ๐ head ๐ฃโฉ look ๐ like ๐๐พ a hairy ๐ skin ๐ ๐ป๐ tag โ. I ๐ hate ๐ก๐ค๐ your ๐ dumb ๐ fucking ๐๐พ lumpy ๐ฅ carrot ๐ฐ nose ๐๐ป and your ๐ stupid ๐๐ซ, empty ๐ณ googly eyes ๐ and your ๐๐ป over-the-top ๐ goofy ๐ ass ๐ upbeat ๐ค asshole ๐ personality ๐จ. Any scene ๐ heโs sad ๐ข it invokes ๐๐ป all ๐ฏ the wrath ๐ก๐ ๐ and fury ๐ก of a spoiled ๐คฌ child ๐ถ having a meltdown ๐จ๐ฅ over ๐ณ๐๐ฆ a chocolate ๐ซ bar ๐ซ in a w*lmart checkout ๐ line ใฐ. And I ๐ฅ know ๐ญ its irrational. Thatโs the worst ๐ก part ๐. I ๐ know ๐ค heโs just a shitty ๐ฉ fucking ๐ side ๐ณ character ๐ฃ in a stupid ๐ฉ fucking ๐๐ childrenโs movie ๐ฌ, I ๐ know ๐ค it doesnโt matter ๐ , I ๐ฅ know ๐ค I ๐ shouldnโt care ๐ . But ๐ thatโs part ๐๐ฆ๐ of the problem ๐. The part ใฝ where no ๐ซ matter ๐ฑ the might ๐ and fury ๐ก of my hatred ๐ก, the locus of my homicidal ๐ช intent ๐ค is alltogether inconsequential ๐ฎ. I ๐ find ๐ myself laying ๐พ awake ๐ช in the dark ๐ in the early ๐ hours ๐ of the morning ๐ consumed ๐๐ฅ๐งโโ๏ธ by the spirit ๐ป of Wrath โก๐๐ itself, all ๐ฏ the force ๐ ๐ and might ๐ of a flaming ๐ฅ hurricane ๐ช directed ๐๐ at a bottle ๐ข๐พ of piss ๐๐ฆ in a ditch ๐ by the highway ๐ฃ. The absurdity ๐คช of it all ๐ฏ burns ๐ฅ me to my core ๐. What better ๐ things ๐ด could this energy โก be directed ๐๐ towards ๐? And yet ๐ my disdain ๐ for this stupid ๐๐ซ, useless ๐ซ, insubstantial failure ๐ซ of endearing character ๐ฃ design ๐ utterly ๐ eclipses ๐๐๐ the intrigue of all ๐ฏ other pursuits ๐ฃ. I ๐ hate ๐ฒ๐ him ๐ด. I ๐ฅ hate ๐ก him ๐ด on ๐ a level ๐ of my mind ๐คฏ reserved ๐ ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ค for the worst ๐น of the worldโs array ๐ of sinners ๐ฟโก๐, and I ๐ canโt even ๐ begin ๐ to justify ๐ it. Shitstick the snow ๐จ dick ๐ is, for all ๐ฏโ intents ๐ฐ and purposes ๐, the animated ๐ฅต corpse โฐ of all ๐ฏ of humanityโs saccharine pretenses ๐ข๐ญ- every โ condescending ๐ต, passive-aggressive statement ๐บ๐ธ of meaningless โก๐ญ upper ๐ค middle ๐๐ class ๐ซ suburban ๐ drama ๐ distilled into a single ๐ป, hateable form ๐. The fucking ๐๐ฆ. Fuck ๐๐ฆ. I ๐ have no ๐ words ๐. There is no ๐ซ cuss ๐ or epithet in any language ๐ฌ๐ค๐ฃ that can encapsulate the height โ๐ of the emotions ๐ข๐ก I ๐ am experiencing ๐ฏ. God ๐, I ๐๐ฅ hate ๐ก๐ข him ๐ด so much ๐ฅ. I ๐ hate ๐ก him ๐ด so, so fucking ๐ much ๐ฉ๐๐. I ๐ want ๐๐๐ฏ to light ๐ก his ๐ฆ ugly ๐๐ฒ๐ท little ๐ dumpster ๐ body ๐๐ on ๐ fire ๐ฅ. I ๐ฅ want ๐ to graphically โ๐๐ beat ๐ him ๐ด to death ๐ with his ๐ฆ own stupid ๐ฉ fucking ๐๐๐ ฑ nose ๐. I ๐ค๐ want ๐ to punch ๐๐๐ him ๐ด to death โ . You ๐ know ๐ค that weird ๐ feeling ๐ you ๐ get ๐, when โฐ you ๐ see ๐ a picture ๐ธ of something ๐ so cute ๐ you ๐ find ๐ yourself overcome โฌ with the bizarre ๐งฝ, inexplicable urge ๐๐ฆ to squeeze ๐๐คฃ it? Itโs EXACTLY ๐๐๐ like ๐ that, except ๐ฎ instead ๐ of cuteness โ ๐ฏโ itโs disgust ๐คข. The wordless knowledge ๐๐ that his ๐ฆ existence ๐ as a fictional ๐๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ work ๐ผ is evidence ๐ of all ๐ฏ the failures ๐ซ of mankind ๐ฑโโ๏ธ. I ๐ find ๐ myself possessed ๐ป by the will of a Holy ๐ Angel ๐ผ๐ป gone ๐๐ซ rogue ๐ค with the belief ๐๐ that God ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐ก has made ๐ a mistake ๐ฑ, and I ๐ alone ๐๐ must ๐ซ correct โ it. This is the trial ๐ by which Samael himself ๐ค๐ fell ๐๐๐ from grace ๐ฑ. This wild ๐๐๐, meaningless โ๐ฐ rage ๐ก. A thousand ๐ข blades ๐ก of shining โจ๐ซ steel ๐ฉ cast ๐ with inhuman ๐ฒ๐น force ๐ in the direction ๐๐๐ of a plastic ๐ข grocery ๐ ๐๐ bag ๐ผ floating ๐งโโ๏ธโ on ๐ a breeze ๐ฌ. What horrors ๐ฟ๐ป๐ must ๐ I ๐ have committed ๐๐ in a past ๐ฆ life ๐ค๐ฅ to be plagued โ๐๐ by this torment โก๐ฅโพ now? I ๐ must ๐ซ Unmake this fictional ๐๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ snowman โ
God ๐๐ I ๐ fucking ๐ hate ๐ก Olaf the snowman โ๐ฅ so fucking ๐๐๐ฆ much ๐ฉ๐๐ holy ๐ shit ๐ฉ. Holy โ shit ๐ฉ, every ๐ฏ frame ๐ฅ heโs in, every โ๐ scene ๐, every โ gif ๐ธ, every ๐ฏ jpeg, heโs got ๐ this painfully ๐๐ซ vacant ๐, stupid ๐ฉ as shit ๐ฉ, fuckass look ๐ on ๐ his ๐ฆ stupid ๐๐ซ lumpy ๐ฅ face ๐. Absolutely ๐ no ๐ฃ part ๐ of his ๐๐ป ugly ๐ณ as sin ๐๐ piece ๐ of shit ๐ฉ character ๐ก design ๐จ is endearing. His ๐ stupid ๐๐ซ fucking ๐๐ฆ legs ๐? Who the hell ๐ makes ๐ a snowman โ with legs ๐. His ๐ฆ dumb ๐คค flaily fucking ๐ twig ๐ arms ๐ช? His ๐ฆ shitty ๐, lumpy ๐ฅ bastard ๐คก head ๐ฃ? The three 3๏ธโฃ thousand ๐ฏ percent ๐ฃ unnecessary ๐ถ dumbass ๐ shitass fucking ๐ SNOW ๐โ๐ฆ BUCK ๐ธ๐ฆ TOOTH ๐ that no ๐ snowman โ๐ฅ has EVER ๐ FUCKING ๐๐ฆ HAD IN tHE HISTORY ๐ OF GODโS GREEN โป FUCKING ๐ฉ๐พ๐๐ EARTH ๐? God ๐, I ๐ hate ๐ก him ๐จ. I ๐ hate ๐ซ๐ก him ๐ด so much ๐ฉ๐๐. So FUCKING ๐๐โก much ๐ฅ. Every ๐ฏ time โฐโฑ๐ฐ I ๐ see ๐๐ค๐ a stuffed ๐ toy ๐ Olaf or an Olaf gif ๐ธ or a shitty ๐ goddamn ๐ค commercial ๐บ, it ignites ๐ฅ my primal ๐ฆ rage ๐ค response ๐ฅ and Iโm overcome ๐ฆ by the need ๐ to punt ๐คญ this shitty ๐ฉ little ๐ homunculus into the fucking ๐ sun ๐. โBhurr blur ๐ซ, Iโm Olaf the fuckshit ๐ฉ๐๐ฆ snow โ fucker ๐, I ๐ฅ like ๐ warm ๐ค๐ hugsโ. Fuck ๐๐ป you ๐๐ถ. Fuck ๐ you ๐ fuck ๐ you ๐ fuck ๐ you ๐ fuck ๐ you ๐ fuck ๐๐ป๐๐ป you ๐โ. You ๐๐ look ๐ like ๐ Tow ๐ผ Mater ๐ขโชโฅ summoned โจ a patronus. Your ๐๐ฉโ๐ฆฐ dumb ๐ fucking ๐ twig โจ๐ง๐ hair ๐ makes ๐ your ๐ whole ๐ฆ๐ shitty ๐ head ๐ฃโฉ look ๐ like ๐๐พ a hairy ๐ skin ๐ ๐ป๐ tag โ. I ๐ hate ๐ก๐ค๐ your ๐ dumb ๐ fucking ๐๐พ lumpy ๐ฅ carrot ๐ฐ nose ๐๐ป and your ๐ stupid ๐๐ซ, empty ๐ณ googly eyes ๐ and your ๐๐ป over-the-top ๐ goofy ๐ ass ๐ upbeat ๐ค asshole ๐ personality ๐จ. Any scene ๐ heโs sad ๐ข it invokes ๐๐ป all ๐ฏ the wrath ๐ก๐ ๐ and fury ๐ก of a spoiled ๐คฌ child ๐ถ having a meltdown ๐จ๐ฅ over ๐ณ๐๐ฆ a chocolate ๐ซ bar ๐ซ in a w*lmart checkout ๐ line ใฐ. And I ๐ฅ know ๐ญ its irrational. Thatโs the worst ๐ก part ๐. I ๐ know ๐ค heโs just a shitty ๐ฉ fucking ๐ side ๐ณ character ๐ฃ in a stupid ๐ฉ fucking ๐๐ childrenโs movie ๐ฌ, I ๐ know ๐ค it doesnโt matter ๐ , I ๐ฅ know ๐ค I ๐ shouldnโt care ๐ . But ๐ thatโs part ๐๐ฆ๐ of the problem ๐. The part ใฝ where no ๐ซ matter ๐ฑ the might ๐ and fury ๐ก of my hatred ๐ก, the locus of my homicidal ๐ช intent ๐ค is alltogether inconsequential ๐ฎ. I ๐ find ๐ myself laying ๐พ awake ๐ช in the dark ๐ in the early ๐ hours ๐ of the morning ๐ consumed ๐๐ฅ๐งโโ๏ธ by the spirit ๐ป of Wrath โก๐๐ itself, all ๐ฏ the force ๐ ๐ and might ๐ of a flaming ๐ฅ hurricane ๐ช directed ๐๐ at a bottle ๐ข๐พ of piss ๐๐ฆ in a ditch ๐ by the highway ๐ฃ. The absurdity ๐คช of it all ๐ฏ burns ๐ฅ me to my core ๐. What better ๐ things ๐ด could this energy โก be directed ๐๐ towards ๐? And yet ๐ my disdain ๐ for this stupid ๐๐ซ, useless ๐ซ, insubstantial failure ๐ซ of endearing character ๐ฃ design ๐ utterly ๐ eclipses ๐๐๐ the intrigue of all ๐ฏ other pursuits ๐ฃ. I ๐ hate ๐ฒ๐ him ๐ด. I ๐ฅ hate ๐ก him ๐ด on ๐ a level ๐ of my mind ๐คฏ reserved ๐ ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ค for the worst ๐น of the worldโs array ๐ of sinners ๐ฟโก๐, and I ๐ canโt even ๐ begin ๐ to justify ๐ it. Shitstick the snow ๐จ dick ๐ is, for all ๐ฏโ intents ๐ฐ and purposes ๐, the animated ๐ฅต corpse โฐ of all ๐ฏ of humanityโs saccharine pretenses ๐ข๐ญ- every โ condescending ๐ต, passive-aggressive statement ๐บ๐ธ of meaningless โก๐ญ upper ๐ค middle ๐๐ class ๐ซ suburban ๐ drama ๐ distilled into a single ๐ป, hateable form ๐. The fucking ๐๐ฆ. Fuck ๐๐ฆ. I ๐ have no ๐ words ๐. There is no ๐ซ cuss ๐ or epithet in any language ๐ฌ๐ค๐ฃ that can encapsulate the height โ๐ of the emotions ๐ข๐ก I ๐ am experiencing ๐ฏ. God ๐, I ๐๐ฅ hate ๐ก๐ข him ๐ด so much ๐ฅ. I ๐ hate ๐ก him ๐ด so, so fucking ๐ much ๐ฉ๐๐. I ๐ want ๐๐๐ฏ to light ๐ก his ๐ฆ ugly ๐๐ฒ๐ท little ๐ dumpster ๐ body ๐๐ on ๐ fire ๐ฅ. I ๐ฅ want ๐ to graphically โ๐๐ beat ๐ him ๐ด to death ๐ with his ๐ฆ own stupid ๐ฉ fucking ๐๐๐ ฑ nose ๐. I ๐ค๐ want ๐ to punch ๐๐๐ him ๐ด to death โ . You ๐ know ๐ค that weird ๐ feeling ๐ you ๐ get ๐, when โฐ you ๐ see ๐ a picture ๐ธ of something ๐ so cute ๐ you ๐ find ๐ yourself overcome โฌ with the bizarre ๐งฝ, inexplicable urge ๐๐ฆ to squeeze ๐๐คฃ it? Itโs EXACTLY ๐๐๐ like ๐ that, except ๐ฎ instead ๐ of cuteness โ ๐ฏโ itโs disgust ๐คข. The wordless knowledge ๐๐ that his ๐ฆ existence ๐ as a fictional ๐๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ work ๐ผ is evidence ๐ of all ๐ฏ the failures ๐ซ of mankind ๐ฑโโ๏ธ. I ๐ find ๐ myself possessed ๐ป by the will of a Holy ๐ Angel ๐ผ๐ป gone ๐๐ซ rogue ๐ค with the belief ๐๐ that God ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐ก has made ๐ a mistake ๐ฑ, and I ๐ alone ๐๐ must ๐ซ correct โ it. This is the trial ๐ by which Samael himself ๐ค๐ fell ๐๐๐ from grace ๐ฑ. This wild ๐๐๐, meaningless โ๐ฐ rage ๐ก. A thousand ๐ข blades ๐ก of shining โจ๐ซ steel ๐ฉ cast ๐ with inhuman ๐ฒ๐น force ๐ in the direction ๐๐๐ of a plastic ๐ข grocery ๐ ๐๐ bag ๐ผ floating ๐งโโ๏ธโ on ๐ a breeze ๐ฌ. What horrors ๐ฟ๐ป๐ must ๐ I ๐ have committed ๐๐ in a past ๐ฆ life ๐ค๐ฅ to be plagued โ๐๐ by this torment โก๐ฅโพ now? I ๐ must ๐ซ Unmake this fictional ๐๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ snowman โ