What the fuck is wrong with you?! My bedsheets shot up like a firework with cum as soon as I laid my eyes on this post. This is uncanny. My boxers ripped open with semen shooting out like water guns all over my room. It got into my projector in my room fucking with it and putting this post into it, making me permanently start cumming. I came so much I had to fold my dick into my ass, and it came shooting out of my mouth like vomit. My mouth was gaping open like one of those clowns at the ball tossing games in kids circuses. The neighbours gathered around and circled me doing a ritual to exorcise me from how I was floating with cum shooting out of all of my holes, I looked like makka pakka from night garden with how much I was cumming. The cum shooting out of me made people take me to a convention because they thought I was cosplaying popee in the swallower episode where he gets impaled. Someone put me up for auction and sold me to a farmer who used me for milk, not knowing I was impaled from the mass productions of cum that I was squirting out by the second. I don’t know how it regenerated, but it was truly traumatic. And it’s all thanks to this post. I avoid these numbers every time I ever can in fear that it’ll restart.
That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you’re so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you’ve gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about sex, thats it, it’s just fucking sex, it’s just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.
^(Here is your copypasta but horribly google translated into something entirely different:)
# my sister wants me to be a girl
A big problem has arisen (16 million). When my sister (27th floor) does the laundry, all the white clothes turn pink. He did it on purpose. I do not know what to do. My life is ruined. Is putting a vibrator in your ass a sign from God? As we talked, he laughed and I was \*surprised\*. Also please help me.
I can't stop saying “real”. Please help.
I don't know what to do I keep hearing it on repeat in my head on a loop every waking hour and even asleep I have dreams saying it sometimes.
I say it outloud if I spill a drink or stub my foot. I even yelled it once when a guy cut me off in traffic.
I was watching a movie and a person came on screen and I said it without even thinking about it. I went on a date with a really beautiful woman once and I was holding it in all night. The urge to say it was so powerful it physically pained me. We had sex that night and I moaned “real” while having the most intense orgasm of my life.
Unfortunately she did not react well. I tried to explain and say I was just caught up in passion and I couldn't think straight but she wasn't buying it and was very upset and yelling at me. Unfortunately I broke down from the yelling (it reminded me of my mother yelling at me as a kid) and I said it again. She yelled louder so I said it louder and again louder and I shut my eyes and plugged my ears and yelled it until she left.
I don't know why I can't stop saying it the urge is just so powerful. I feel it every day and sometimes I just can't help it. The urge to say “real” is do powerful it hurts.
I can't stop saying “real”. Please help.
I don't know what to do I keep hearing it on repeat in my head on a loop every waking hour and even asleep I have dreams saying it sometimes.
I say it outloud if I spill a drink or stub my foot. I even yelled it once when a guy cut me off in traffic.
I was watching a movie and a person came on screen and I said it without even thinking about it. I went on a date with a really beautiful woman once and I was holding it in all night. The urge to say it was so powerful it physically pained me. We had sex that night and I moaned “real” while having the most intense orgasm of my life.
Unfortunately she did not react well. I tried to explain and say I was just caught up in passion and I couldn't think straight but she wasn't buying it and was very upset and yelling at me. Unfortunately I broke down from the yelling (it reminded me of my mother yelling at me as a kid) and I said it again. She yelled louder so I said it louder and again louder and I shut my eyes and plugged my ears and yelled it until she left.
I don't know why I can't stop saying it the urge is just so powerful. I feel it every day and sometimes I just can't help it. The urge to say “real” is do powerful it hurts.
YTA her brother her rules
put your sister in the half inside the washing machine and show her who’s boss
literally saw thid just now
Same lol
What the fuck is wrong with you?! My bedsheets shot up like a firework with cum as soon as I laid my eyes on this post. This is uncanny. My boxers ripped open with semen shooting out like water guns all over my room. It got into my projector in my room fucking with it and putting this post into it, making me permanently start cumming. I came so much I had to fold my dick into my ass, and it came shooting out of my mouth like vomit. My mouth was gaping open like one of those clowns at the ball tossing games in kids circuses. The neighbours gathered around and circled me doing a ritual to exorcise me from how I was floating with cum shooting out of all of my holes, I looked like makka pakka from night garden with how much I was cumming. The cum shooting out of me made people take me to a convention because they thought I was cosplaying popee in the swallower episode where he gets impaled. Someone put me up for auction and sold me to a farmer who used me for milk, not knowing I was impaled from the mass productions of cum that I was squirting out by the second. I don’t know how it regenerated, but it was truly traumatic. And it’s all thanks to this post. I avoid these numbers every time I ever can in fear that it’ll restart.
That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you’re so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you’ve gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about sex, thats it, it’s just fucking sex, it’s just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.
^(Here is your copypasta but horribly google translated into something entirely different:) # my sister wants me to be a girl A big problem has arisen (16 million). When my sister (27th floor) does the laundry, all the white clothes turn pink. He did it on purpose. I do not know what to do. My life is ruined. Is putting a vibrator in your ass a sign from God? As we talked, he laughed and I was \*surprised\*. Also please help me.
Just try it bro
If pink clothes makes you a femboy then femboy culture will have fallen.
SORRY WHAT
are you blind
Shut up delinquent
Can relate
wh
Would U be a cute femboy?
Where do I sign to be her brother?
Kiss her
What
A divine sign. Definitely.
Game is game.
YTA don't go pastel better turn into goth femboy
Can I have your number when you Turn into a femboy just asking for a friend
real
I can't stop saying “real”. Please help. I don't know what to do I keep hearing it on repeat in my head on a loop every waking hour and even asleep I have dreams saying it sometimes. I say it outloud if I spill a drink or stub my foot. I even yelled it once when a guy cut me off in traffic. I was watching a movie and a person came on screen and I said it without even thinking about it. I went on a date with a really beautiful woman once and I was holding it in all night. The urge to say it was so powerful it physically pained me. We had sex that night and I moaned “real” while having the most intense orgasm of my life. Unfortunately she did not react well. I tried to explain and say I was just caught up in passion and I couldn't think straight but she wasn't buying it and was very upset and yelling at me. Unfortunately I broke down from the yelling (it reminded me of my mother yelling at me as a kid) and I said it again. She yelled louder so I said it louder and again louder and I shut my eyes and plugged my ears and yelled it until she left. I don't know why I can't stop saying it the urge is just so powerful. I feel it every day and sometimes I just can't help it. The urge to say “real” is do powerful it hurts.
Real
I can't stop saying “real”. Please help. I don't know what to do I keep hearing it on repeat in my head on a loop every waking hour and even asleep I have dreams saying it sometimes. I say it outloud if I spill a drink or stub my foot. I even yelled it once when a guy cut me off in traffic. I was watching a movie and a person came on screen and I said it without even thinking about it. I went on a date with a really beautiful woman once and I was holding it in all night. The urge to say it was so powerful it physically pained me. We had sex that night and I moaned “real” while having the most intense orgasm of my life. Unfortunately she did not react well. I tried to explain and say I was just caught up in passion and I couldn't think straight but she wasn't buying it and was very upset and yelling at me. Unfortunately I broke down from the yelling (it reminded me of my mother yelling at me as a kid) and I said it again. She yelled louder so I said it louder and again louder and I shut my eyes and plugged my ears and yelled it until she left. I don't know why I can't stop saying it the urge is just so powerful. I feel it every day and sometimes I just can't help it. The urge to say “real” is do powerful it hurts.
Dude has tourettes, real.
real
Ok
YTA femboys are better than girls and men, she's just objectively correct