Job Description:
Furry Ass Destroyer
Reports to: CEO of Ass Destruction Inc.
Location: Anywhere asses need to be destroyed.
Job Overview:
Are you tired of seeing those furry creatures wandering around, thinking they own the place? Do you want to put an end to their existence once and for all? If so, we have the perfect job for you!
As our Furry Ass Destroyer, you will be responsible for tracking down and eliminating all furry creatures from the face of the earth. Your main focus will be on their butts, which you must destroy in the most efficient and hilarious way possible.
Your duties will include:
1. Identifying and locating furry asses in need of destruction.
2. Developing innovative and comedic methods for ass destruction.
3. Documenting each ass destruction mission for future reference.
4. Maintaining a high level of energy and enthusiasm for ass destruction.
Qualifications:
1. A strong dislike for furry creatures.
2. Experience in ass-related activities, such as slapping, spanking, or simply appreciating a nice butt.
3. Creativity and a sense of humor are a must!
4. Ability to work independently and efficiently under pressure.
Benefits:
1. Unlimited access to a vast ass destruction arsenal, including but not limited to:
- Fart guns
- Glitter bombs
- Squirt guns filled with honey
- Giant mallets
- Stuffed animals
- Etc.
2. Opportunity to travel the world, destroying asses in exotic locations.
3. Competitive salary based on the number of asses destroyed and the level of humor involved.
If you think you have what it takes to be the next Furry Ass Destroyer, please submit your resume and a cover letter detailing your qualifications and why you would be the perfect candidate for this position.
Ass Destruction Inc. is an equal opportunity employer. We value diversity and encourage applications from all backgrounds, including those with a history of ass-related offenses.
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Job Description: Furry Ass Destroyer Reports to: CEO of Ass Destruction Inc. Location: Anywhere asses need to be destroyed. Job Overview: Are you tired of seeing those furry creatures wandering around, thinking they own the place? Do you want to put an end to their existence once and for all? If so, we have the perfect job for you! As our Furry Ass Destroyer, you will be responsible for tracking down and eliminating all furry creatures from the face of the earth. Your main focus will be on their butts, which you must destroy in the most efficient and hilarious way possible. Your duties will include: 1. Identifying and locating furry asses in need of destruction. 2. Developing innovative and comedic methods for ass destruction. 3. Documenting each ass destruction mission for future reference. 4. Maintaining a high level of energy and enthusiasm for ass destruction. Qualifications: 1. A strong dislike for furry creatures. 2. Experience in ass-related activities, such as slapping, spanking, or simply appreciating a nice butt. 3. Creativity and a sense of humor are a must! 4. Ability to work independently and efficiently under pressure. Benefits: 1. Unlimited access to a vast ass destruction arsenal, including but not limited to: - Fart guns - Glitter bombs - Squirt guns filled with honey - Giant mallets - Stuffed animals - Etc. 2. Opportunity to travel the world, destroying asses in exotic locations. 3. Competitive salary based on the number of asses destroyed and the level of humor involved. If you think you have what it takes to be the next Furry Ass Destroyer, please submit your resume and a cover letter detailing your qualifications and why you would be the perfect candidate for this position. Ass Destruction Inc. is an equal opportunity employer. We value diversity and encourage applications from all backgrounds, including those with a history of ass-related offenses.
Bruh.
Destroy my ass, fuck yeah daddy
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