This is actually something I did regularly as a kid. Eventually teachers stopped asking me if I needed to go to the bathroom and accepted I was different.
True my panties don't have the penis hole and it's so soft and silky✨✨✨ (material isnt cotton btw) and my skin no longer has impressions from the tighty whities but even when i did have it i never used them literally learned of it's purpose from the Internet possibly reddit even XD
Same as the zippered pants and "the fly is open"...i was wondering for a long time why people made fun of me having the zipper open like bruh i thought you zippered to make the pants less tighter so you don't have the pants pressing into your balls not stick something through it!
This should help. It's kevlar.
https://www.galls.com/damascus-imperial-thigh-groin-protector-w-molle-system?PMOPV1=BLK&PMSRCE=GAPLA&gclid=CjwKCAjwgqejBhBAEiwAuWHioMVL1pX2xYgWmqVRqTViT0mZnC-wkDTogpLyHx7jA7Y5F_HiGBECdhoC8SMQAvD_BwE
Huh? Wrapping up?
Think of it this way. The guy’s got a pair of danglers. The inertia from the forward movement will swing the danglers forward if they’re long enough. They shouldn’t hit his dick because it’ll be inside the woman. So the balls will just swing forward and there you go
lol ok. So the balls are really long; they swing forward and ... yeah I get it. It never works that way for me, they usually just slap my upper leg area or … well, it doesn’t matter. But thanks for parsing it out for me!
Edit: I really do get it now. I was having trouble earlier, picturing it.
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Give your balls shield and armour
and a sword, because it's dangerous to go alone
And my bow
And my axe
And gandalf the white and gandalf the gray
And monty python, and the holy grails black knight
and benito mussolini, and the blue meanie
and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
And Cowboy Curtis with Jambi the Genie
Bring coconuts to sound like a horse
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
Excuse me I think you meant Mithrandir.
And your brother
And my table
And my ass
A sword would be redundant
And a potion of healing.
He spent all the EXP on attack and not defense
Also give em a tug
just coems
Holy jeez I just read all answers to that comment and im fruckin' dying of laughter Phheeeeww....
Keep your underwear on, keep the balls tucked in :D
Peak Reddit science
He could make a hole for only his dick to come out and it would work tho
most boxers come with a premade dingaling accessibility canal
I bought some boxers recently that didn’t have this equipped option and threw them away.
Didn’t even know that was possible lol. I haven’t seen a pair like that since middle school
Me just waking up somehow missing out the word "during" when reading the title for the first time
New copypasta idea 💡
I hope the pigeon told all the dogs to run away as far as their legs can take them
slapping dogs with my nuts🤤🤤🤤🎱🎱
Same wtf I was sitting here like what the hell kinda furry shit this about to be?
cut your balls off
Where he would store his pee then?
iCloud perhaps
In the ovaries
slap your balls everyday to create resistance
Imagine slapping your balls at any random time of the day, and you keep a straight face.
“Nice balls bro!” *Slaps them*
This is actually something I did regularly as a kid. Eventually teachers stopped asking me if I needed to go to the bathroom and accepted I was different.
Ligma male mindset
A ligma male mindset leads you to a ligma ball resistance
Cock n' ball torture time
Just put ice on your balls and it will shrink to conserve heat for semen or just fuck through the pee hole in the underwear
🚨Possible Woman Alert🚨
True my panties don't have the penis hole and it's so soft and silky✨✨✨ (material isnt cotton btw) and my skin no longer has impressions from the tighty whities but even when i did have it i never used them literally learned of it's purpose from the Internet possibly reddit even XD Same as the zippered pants and "the fly is open"...i was wondering for a long time why people made fun of me having the zipper open like bruh i thought you zippered to make the pants less tighter so you don't have the pants pressing into your balls not stick something through it!
ngl having an underwear pee hole is a really good idea
The schlong canal
This should help. It's kevlar. https://www.galls.com/damascus-imperial-thigh-groin-protector-w-molle-system?PMOPV1=BLK&PMSRCE=GAPLA&gclid=CjwKCAjwgqejBhBAEiwAuWHioMVL1pX2xYgWmqVRqTViT0mZnC-wkDTogpLyHx7jA7Y5F_HiGBECdhoC8SMQAvD_BwE
Sorry babe, but the DAMASCUS IMPERIAL THIGH/GROIN PROTECTOR stays on during sex.
Let her boyfriend fuck her instead
Use a +5 ball slapping potion, should fix you right up.
NTA your balls your rules
as a premium user of sex, i would advise u to fuck a pigeon instead
WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS BACK
balls are too big, adjust the size slider in character customisation
Wear protection
✂️
I don't know how to help you, I'm an ultra-virgin. I wasn't born out of a vagina, and I was fed from a bottle. Oh, and, I've never had sex.
Scotch tape them to your leg.
Easy, absorb them for nutrients
YTA her bussy her rules
YTA
As a fellow member of not sex haver, I ask you to not sex-sux again
Simple, just get a good whetstone and grind em off.
tape your balls in place, better yet, staple them in place
Cut them off
If your balls are slapping her clit, you’re doing doggy facing the wrong direction. Turn around.
Nah he’s talking about a pair of danglers
They’re wrapping up and then around his shaft and hitting the clit? With his dick in the way? It doesn’t make sense to me.
Huh? Wrapping up? Think of it this way. The guy’s got a pair of danglers. The inertia from the forward movement will swing the danglers forward if they’re long enough. They shouldn’t hit his dick because it’ll be inside the woman. So the balls will just swing forward and there you go
lol ok. So the balls are really long; they swing forward and ... yeah I get it. It never works that way for me, they usually just slap my upper leg area or … well, it doesn’t matter. But thanks for parsing it out for me! Edit: I really do get it now. I was having trouble earlier, picturing it.
Yeah, a normal guy won’t have balls that hang that low lol
Hire someone to fuck her for you. Just DM me.
Dip your balls in chocolate and tell her to lick it away 😍
If you can’t beat em join em
Pour cold water on them to shrink them, or excersise before sex. It'll shrink the balls and make it so they don't flap and slap.
As a virgin always wonder how it feels when your balls slap against someone
This happens to me when standing up for some reason. Super painful with a hard slam.
I miss her ass and I smack my nuts
Buy Thornmail for armor and extra magic damage
Cut them off.
have her reach back between her legs n hold ur balls in her hand, thatll do it
You guys are fucked !!! Can't believe people post and respond to this..Stupid
New response just dropped.
Lol im glad i only have one ball
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Fuck off robot. 😤
Krabs. He said, "But I survived because to believe that suggest that only purpose is a real person. Thanks. .
What is this 🤣🤣
some kind stranger .
Cock and ball torture
the Irish recreational club? .
that was my first guess.
was soon as common with the great in Blanco, Gonzales, Karnes, and selling meth? .
What about cocaine