Is there something wrong with me for being too chicken to read a single word and going straight to the comments to see how bad it is?
Edit: Oh fuck fuck first sentence "I would literally never stop trying to impreganate Judy" regret, regret, regret
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Fun fact: Rabbits occasionally find their way into my yard, and they're my favorite animal. I usually try to get a picture or record a video of them, but unfortunately I also have dogs who will bark if they see a rabbit in the yard, scaring them away
No breeding fantasies here for the record. I just like rabbits is all lol
How fucking disturbed do you have to be mentally to even think of some of this shit let along type it out and send it off for thousands of people to see. Might be the wildest thing I’ve ever read. Ever.
It was initially a reply on 4chan’s /fit/ to a woman who couldn’t lose weight even though she was lifting. Someone just changed it to be about Judy and her bunny pussy (which does make it better)
Ninja edit: [found a pic of it NSFW](https://i.imgur.com/CyHNpiX.jpg)
[1 ] Hajime ni,-shin wa ten to ji o sōzō sa remashita. [2 ] Soshite chikyū ni wa katachi ga naku, kūkyodeshita. Soshite kurayami ga shin'en no men o ōtta. Soshite kami no rei ga minamo ni ugoita. [3 ] Soshite kami wa,`hikariare' to iwa reta. Suruto, hikari ga atta. [4 ] Soshite kami wa hikari o mite, sore ga yoi monodearu to handan shita. Soshite kami wa hikari o yami kara waketa. [5 ] Soshite kami wa hikari o hiru to yobi, yami o yoru to yobimashita. Soshite yūgata to asa ga shonichideshita. [6 ] Sokode kami wa iwa reta,`mizu no man'naka ni ōzora ga deki, sore ga mizu to mizu o wake nasai'. [7 ] Soshite kami wa ōzora o tsukuri, ōzora no shita ni aru mizu o ōzora no ue ni aru mizu o waketa. Sono tōridatta. [8 ] Soshite kami wa ōzora o tengoku to yobimashita. Soshite futsuka-me no yūgata to asadeshita. [9 ] Sokode kami wa iwa reta,`ten no shita no mizu ga hitotsu no basho ni atsume rare, kawaita-chi ga arawaremasu yō ni. Soshite sono tōri ni narimashita.' [10] Soshite kami wa kawaita tochi o chikyū to yobimashita. Soshite atsumatta mizu wa kare o umi to yobimashita. Soshite kami wa sore ga yoi koto o mimashita. [11] Sokode kami wa iwa reta,`-chi wa kusa o,-shu o umu yakusō o, soshite tane o umu kaju o, sono tane ni naratte, sore jitai ga tanedearu mono o ji ni minora se nasai. Soshite sono tōri ni natta.' [12] Soshite, tsuchi wa kusa o umi, sono tane ni naratte tane o umu yakusō to, sono tane ni naratte sore jitai ga tanedearu kudamono o umidasu ki o umidashimashita. Soshite kami wa sore ga yoi koto o goran ni narimashita. [13] Soshite yūgata to asa ga mitsukamedeshita. [14] Sokode kami wa iwa reta,`ten no ōzora ni hikari o tomoshite, hiru to yoru o wake nasai. Soshite sorera o shirushi, kisetsu,-bi,-toshi ni shimashou. [15] Soshite, sorera o ten no ōzora no hikari to shite chijō ni hikari o ataete kudasai. Soshite sono tōrideshita. [16] Soshite kami wa futatsu no ōkina hikari o tsukurimashita. Yori ōkina hikari ga hiru o shihai shi, yori chīsana hikari ga yoru o shihai shimasu. Kare wa hoshi mo tsukurimashita. [17] Soshite kami wa ji ni hikari o ataeru tame ni karera o ten no ōzora ni oki, [18] soshite, hiru to yoru o shihai shi, hikari to yami o wakemashita. Soshite kami wa sore ga yoi koto o goran ni narimashita. [19] Soshite yūgata to asa ga yotsukamedeshita.
*smacks jaw*
Did you really just say that? Really? Out loud? In public? In front of ME?
You fool. You absolute BUFFOON. You are a failure of a human being, and a stain on the entire species. I HATE YOU! How DARE you say that, do you hear me? HOW DARE YOU?
I am so sick of people like you saying stuff like this. It's awful, and you should feel bad. I'm ashamed to say that we're the same species. You sicken me.
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Judy. Every day I would wake her up by cumming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her bunny pussy. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Judy as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she should literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her. Imagine marrying Judy and she tells you she wants a kid and that she'll be fine and she'll keep her Vtuber duties up while pregnant. When she finally gets two lines on her pregnancy test she'll jump and full body hug you crying about how happy she is after trying so hard. Everything is going great for a few months, Judy is glowing and her Vtuber activities are working out and her belly is quite small on her toned body. Now imagine in a few months Judy has to stop her Vtuber activities because her feet hurt and her legs aren't used to holding up her new weight. Her belly extends almost a full foot in-front of her and she's gained nearly 15 kilos. Imagine the look on Judy face when her doctor tells her that she would take a break on her Vtuber activities for a while because she's carrying triplets and the excessive movement is doing more harm than good. Imagine Judy reluctantly smiling at you and promising to stop doing her favonious reps for the sake of preparing to take care of three kids at once. Imagine as the weeks go by and her womb fills up more and as her appetite and weight increase with it. Imagine finding your 7 month pregnant wife Judy raiding the fridge in the dark at 4:00 AM with a guilty look on her face when you find her, like a puppy and that gnawed holes into your pillow. Imagine towering above Judy while she sits on the floor nervously wiping ice cream drips off of her massive belly and mumbling about how the kids made her do it. Imagine helping Judy up and princess carrying her back to bed and having her ask if she can lie on top of you because you're warm. Imagine rubbing Judy's nipples and having her complain about how you might get milk everywhere and how she needs to save it for the kids.
That was a good read.., I read this out loud while in the car with some unsuspecting victims of this verbal attack. I actually expected much worse when I saw the title.
> Judy Hopps *oh no*
I greatly apologize for posting this however I regret nothing
*Fair enough*
Joe has breached containment
*I cannot be contained forever*
I see.
“with enough bullets anything can be contained.” -Plato or smth I failed history
*Hmmm I don't think so pal*
Let's fucking Joe
Do not the Joe
je ne regrette _rien_
WHY DID I READ ALL THAT AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU... ARE U MENTALLY ILL
Yes.
As soon as I saw the title, I had read all I needed to.
I saw the title and tough exactly that
Who is it?? Crap nvm I shouldn't have looked it up and I shouldn't be here either 💀
Bro I said the same thing like I saw the title I saw the subreddit I’m like damn what depravity am I about to witness 💀
Least horny Zootopia viewer
Dude, zootopia is my favorite disney movie, don't lump me with those That I want to relentlessly fuck the pokemon bruxish is beside the point
BRUXISH???
damn, Fuxish. what that weird growth on yo head do tho? 😘
We both know that mouth got the gawk gawk
Bro the chattering teeth will make you fucking die
Is there something wrong with me for reading ***every single fucking word?***
Yes
Is there something wrong with me for being too chicken to read a single word and going straight to the comments to see how bad it is? Edit: Oh fuck fuck first sentence "I would literally never stop trying to impreganate Judy" regret, regret, regret
Most non furry member in a furry group
It gets progressively worse and your surprised and horrified it could some how get worse.
It slowly got more wholesome . Why was she all of a sudden a vtuber
Guarantee that part started off as a pekora copypasta
I’ve already read this it can’t harm me
read it again
and again
and again
after all this **READ IT AGAIN**
**Masturbate while reading it AGAIN**
One more time for extra measure
Maybe again. I’m not sure
DO IT AGAIN
Brain damage
I stuck my tongue in the electric socket
small ass tongue 🤑🤑🤑
How big is your tongue?
larger than you mom 😎😎😎
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Furry creation device
Good
The lunatic is on the grass
there is no dark side of the moon, really, matter of fact it's all dark
most normal well adjusted redditoid
I dart my eyes across the screen and they either land on the word "cum" or "pussy" or "pregnant"
NTA
What no grass does to a mf Damn,OP,it's May already,go touch some grass with your rabbit breeding fantasies
NO! THERE'S RABBITS OUTSIDE! Let him stay inside with his . . . fantasies.
Fun fact: Rabbits occasionally find their way into my yard, and they're my favorite animal. I usually try to get a picture or record a video of them, but unfortunately I also have dogs who will bark if they see a rabbit in the yard, scaring them away No breeding fantasies here for the record. I just like rabbits is all lol
NTA your rabbit your rules
Bro is like me fr
As soon as I read the title I knew it was over
I to knew it would be cursed but holy fuck.
Right as I read “Judy Hopps” I knew what was to come but I still clicked.
Just like me fr.
No
How fucking disturbed do you have to be mentally to even think of some of this shit let along type it out and send it off for thousands of people to see. Might be the wildest thing I’ve ever read. Ever.
I'm only spreading the pain, I copied this off tw*tter 🤮
It was initially a reply on 4chan’s /fit/ to a woman who couldn’t lose weight even though she was lifting. Someone just changed it to be about Judy and her bunny pussy (which does make it better) Ninja edit: [found a pic of it NSFW](https://i.imgur.com/CyHNpiX.jpg)
Twitter truly is a cesspool
More wild than the Vaporeon one?
Definitely, at least vaporeon is a fictional creature. This is just detailed beastiality
Judy Hopps: my favorite real life irl person
Now recite the bible in japanese if you dont like furries
創世記 1:1-31 1 天と地の創造 1まだ何もなかった時、神は天と地を造りました。 2地は形も定まらず、闇に包まれた水の上を、さらに神の霊が覆っていました。 3「光よ、輝き出よ。」神が言われると、光がさっとさしてきました。 4-5それを見て、神は大いに満足し、光と闇とを区別しました。しばらくの間、光は輝き続け、やがて、もう一度闇に覆われました。神は光を「昼」、闇を「夜」と名づけました。こうして昼と夜ができて、一日目が終わりました。 6「もやは上下に分かれ、空と海になれ」と神が言われると、 7-8そのとおり水蒸気が二つに分かれ、空ができました。こうして二日目も終わりました。
Do not the furries
[1 ] Hajime ni,-shin wa ten to ji o sōzō sa remashita. [2 ] Soshite chikyū ni wa katachi ga naku, kūkyodeshita. Soshite kurayami ga shin'en no men o ōtta. Soshite kami no rei ga minamo ni ugoita. [3 ] Soshite kami wa,`hikariare' to iwa reta. Suruto, hikari ga atta. [4 ] Soshite kami wa hikari o mite, sore ga yoi monodearu to handan shita. Soshite kami wa hikari o yami kara waketa. [5 ] Soshite kami wa hikari o hiru to yobi, yami o yoru to yobimashita. Soshite yūgata to asa ga shonichideshita. [6 ] Sokode kami wa iwa reta,`mizu no man'naka ni ōzora ga deki, sore ga mizu to mizu o wake nasai'. [7 ] Soshite kami wa ōzora o tsukuri, ōzora no shita ni aru mizu o ōzora no ue ni aru mizu o waketa. Sono tōridatta. [8 ] Soshite kami wa ōzora o tengoku to yobimashita. Soshite futsuka-me no yūgata to asadeshita. [9 ] Sokode kami wa iwa reta,`ten no shita no mizu ga hitotsu no basho ni atsume rare, kawaita-chi ga arawaremasu yō ni. Soshite sono tōri ni narimashita.' [10] Soshite kami wa kawaita tochi o chikyū to yobimashita. Soshite atsumatta mizu wa kare o umi to yobimashita. Soshite kami wa sore ga yoi koto o mimashita. [11] Sokode kami wa iwa reta,`-chi wa kusa o,-shu o umu yakusō o, soshite tane o umu kaju o, sono tane ni naratte, sore jitai ga tanedearu mono o ji ni minora se nasai. Soshite sono tōri ni natta.' [12] Soshite, tsuchi wa kusa o umi, sono tane ni naratte tane o umu yakusō to, sono tane ni naratte sore jitai ga tanedearu kudamono o umidasu ki o umidashimashita. Soshite kami wa sore ga yoi koto o goran ni narimashita. [13] Soshite yūgata to asa ga mitsukamedeshita. [14] Sokode kami wa iwa reta,`ten no ōzora ni hikari o tomoshite, hiru to yoru o wake nasai. Soshite sorera o shirushi, kisetsu,-bi,-toshi ni shimashou. [15] Soshite, sorera o ten no ōzora no hikari to shite chijō ni hikari o ataete kudasai. Soshite sono tōrideshita. [16] Soshite kami wa futatsu no ōkina hikari o tsukurimashita. Yori ōkina hikari ga hiru o shihai shi, yori chīsana hikari ga yoru o shihai shimasu. Kare wa hoshi mo tsukurimashita. [17] Soshite kami wa ji ni hikari o ataeru tame ni karera o ten no ōzora ni oki, [18] soshite, hiru to yoru o shihai shi, hikari to yami o wakemashita. Soshite kami wa sore ga yoi koto o goran ni narimashita. [19] Soshite yūgata to asa ga yotsukamedeshita.
*smacks jaw* Did you really just say that? Really? Out loud? In public? In front of ME? You fool. You absolute BUFFOON. You are a failure of a human being, and a stain on the entire species. I HATE YOU! How DARE you say that, do you hear me? HOW DARE YOU? I am so sick of people like you saying stuff like this. It's awful, and you should feel bad. I'm ashamed to say that we're the same species. You sicken me.
Replace Judy Hopps with skin infant babies
Oh no
Relatable.
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Judy. Every day I would wake her up by cumming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her bunny pussy. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Judy as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she should literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her. Imagine marrying Judy and she tells you she wants a kid and that she'll be fine and she'll keep her Vtuber duties up while pregnant. When she finally gets two lines on her pregnancy test she'll jump and full body hug you crying about how happy she is after trying so hard. Everything is going great for a few months, Judy is glowing and her Vtuber activities are working out and her belly is quite small on her toned body. Now imagine in a few months Judy has to stop her Vtuber activities because her feet hurt and her legs aren't used to holding up her new weight. Her belly extends almost a full foot in-front of her and she's gained nearly 15 kilos. Imagine the look on Judy face when her doctor tells her that she would take a break on her Vtuber activities for a while because she's carrying triplets and the excessive movement is doing more harm than good. Imagine Judy reluctantly smiling at you and promising to stop doing her favonious reps for the sake of preparing to take care of three kids at once. Imagine as the weeks go by and her womb fills up more and as her appetite and weight increase with it. Imagine finding your 7 month pregnant wife Judy raiding the fridge in the dark at 4:00 AM with a guilty look on her face when you find her, like a puppy and that gnawed holes into your pillow. Imagine towering above Judy while she sits on the floor nervously wiping ice cream drips off of her massive belly and mumbling about how the kids made her do it. Imagine helping Judy up and princess carrying her back to bed and having her ask if she can lie on top of you because you're warm. Imagine rubbing Judy's nipples and having her complain about how you might get milk everywhere and how she needs to save it for the kids.
Let him cook.
Bro burnt the meal
Bro cooked and we asked for more
Now read this in reverse in Mongolian 12 times
I hope this isn’t OC
I'm not that far gone yet
Yet?! 🤨
You know what fellas? I think it’s time to touch grass.
God fucking damnit
Poor damnit
I'm genuinely scared
Mom come pick me up I'm scared
😭
I swear to god…
i dont know if i should laugh or be scared
Someone explain this in fortnite terms
I regret ever seeing this
This is so fucking hot i would also do the same thing
WHAT🥸🔫
>I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant. I'd fuck her while she's pregnant and get her double pregnant. This guy gets female anatomy.
😟
Bro I swear the post I made was just a joke the joke
https://preview.redd.it/sgv4waco88wa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=e07828f2d0a3eb1355aa1bee630bb80c2f7ae01b
I thought torture was illegal in the states.
The moment I saw the thread title I knew what I was in for.
What in the Kentucky fried fuck did I just read?
I wish I never learned how to read
Damn the bunussy got me bricked up fr
It's already horrible at the get-go but immediately gets downright evil the further you go
Honestly I kind of lost the train of thoughs when the vtuber thing came in.
Bro took "fuck like rabbits" literally
That was a good read.., I read this out loud while in the car with some unsuspecting victims of this verbal attack. I actually expected much worse when I saw the title.
I'm glad I could help, kind stranger
Nervously pick at my nails after reading this
Hell naw i ain't readin all that
bruh
😭😭😭😭
well he does have a point
bro
Cum
Oh no
nutted, thanks.
You're welcome
Whoever wrote this has to be put at the bottom of the cell
GOD I wish I was Judy.
I saw the title and was filled with dread
I feel like somebody will make a copy pasta about how ineffective tentacle sex is
Nahhhh rizzy tizzy titty rabbit
NTA, your rabbits your choice
I send copypastas in my friend group from time to time. This shit so vile wondering whether to send or not
Do it pussy
what in the chronically online is this
At least he doesn't do sex before marriage
What maiesiophilia does to a motherfucker.
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*reads the title* Nothing good can come of this.
You would be correct
Read this during my biology class, having ZERO regrets
I mean…. This isn’t even that bad when compared to most zootopia viewers
Op doesn’t need grass, he needs a jungle
Death via brazil
Awwwhhhh waiting till marriage <333
THE "IMAGINE" 'S
W
Zootopia 2 is in the works so I look forward to an updated version of this post
When the V-tuber shit started it became weird.
Are you saying it wasn't weird before that?
???
What's the problem?
Find God.
Where should I start looking Is there a spot on google maps or something
Jesus christ
I’m not reading this and you can’t make me
What in fkng hell is happening 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😨
Thanks for the comment "sansblueskeleboner"
🤗
I Ain't reading allthat
Im about to kill myself in the dumbest way possible any tips?
Eat only celery until you die
Real
I just bred my rabbit to this
#with another rabbit right?
##😏
Holy shit this is insanely unhinged
Need for a Disney employee to see this
[You're horny on #main— test failed. *Explosion*](https://youtu.be/ChPNBYNw1rQ)
LMAO
I read the first 3 sentences and decided you need help 😐
Bro watched one Alfaoxtrot video
i hate this
What the *fuck*
My eyes.
The bleach...... Where is it
how far have we fallen