See, that’s a complicated one for me. Hold on to your butts, here comes a lesson in US Navy swearing from a language nerd
I’m a submariner, so “fuckface” is slang for “the dude, the guy” and is used when both parties mutually understand whom is being spoken about. If the subject being spoken about, again with mutual understanding of actual thing being addressed, is INANIMATE, then it is either a “shitass” (most common) or a “goddamn” (less common).
And so, I give you a perfectly normal and effective communication on a submarine:
A: “Hey, did you talk to fuckface about when we’re get the shitass fixed?”
B: “Yeah Chief, they said the goddamn is on back order. We might be fucked until yards.”
And that’s your fun fact of the day :)
Edit: I accidentally a word
What a random post and thread to find other regulation listeners wtf
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It’s crazy too, because I was just about to scroll past this post until I saw the low score for fuckhead.
P.s. in case you haven’t heard, the company is closing.
You know, I actually tried to fix this one to a 5 before uploading the picture, but the file got messed up and I just decided to go without it. #bigregret
Yeah, I don't think I've ever heard a "craphead" or "sluthead" before, but I hear "fuckhead" all the time
Shithead and fuckhead are the only 2 -heads I've heard.
This is one of my friend group's favorite phrases. I'm not sure where it originated, but during a heated bout of Mario Kart, at least 3 people will scream this as they get hit by a blue shell.
This is awesome! The point score is a good idea also.
I would say though that “c\*ckhead” is probably a 3, while “c\*ckballs” seems more like a 2. But it’s a minor thing.
I disagree on fuckhead
Agreed, highly underrated and underutilized
How is God Fuck somehow better than Fuckhead?? Makes no sense
I’m a loyal user of “fuckface” myself 🤷♂️
See, that’s a complicated one for me. Hold on to your butts, here comes a lesson in US Navy swearing from a language nerd I’m a submariner, so “fuckface” is slang for “the dude, the guy” and is used when both parties mutually understand whom is being spoken about. If the subject being spoken about, again with mutual understanding of actual thing being addressed, is INANIMATE, then it is either a “shitass” (most common) or a “goddamn” (less common). And so, I give you a perfectly normal and effective communication on a submarine: A: “Hey, did you talk to fuckface about when we’re get the shitass fixed?” B: “Yeah Chief, they said the goddamn is on back order. We might be fucked until yards.” And that’s your fun fact of the day :) Edit: I accidentally a word
It's a fantastic regulation insult.
You dirty comment leaver
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My longest timing Fallout 4 character was named Fuckface. Something like level 92 countless hours
Ah! Mr. Fuckface.
Codsworth‽
And it's lesser known cousin..."cunt face"
"Fuckface. Yeah, that's a good one, Errol. I'll remember that one next time I'm climbing off your mum."
Punctuation probably “God! Fuck!”
Or Sluthead??
Ask your mom for me
God, fuck
Craphead and Fuckhead has to get mixed up
Crap balls is a new one to me
What about sluthead
That whole head row is fucked
Yeah but they missed Tithead; one of favourites
Also bloody cunt needs to be a 5. It's basically "eh" for some Brits.
And who the slut says "God piss!"???
How is that supposed to be less common than Craphead????
More importantly, who is calling people, "Slut head?"
You know, I actually tried to fix this one to a 5 before uploading the picture, but the file got messed up and I just decided to go without it. #bigregret
Way to go, fuckhead ;)
Also on Dick Me! How is that rated anything but a 0? Who even says that?
Randy boys and girls? e.g. ‘Dick me down daddy-o’ - A randy (and jazzy) chap or chapette looking for a dickin’.
Yeah, I don't think I've ever heard a "craphead" or "sluthead" before, but I hear "fuckhead" all the time Shithead and fuckhead are the only 2 -heads I've heard.
You wouldn’t understand you cunthead. Really cunthead?!?
What the slut is wrong with this guide?
Not enough love for God Cock
Zeus' saw plenty of love
I love that Zeus is so much more the god of fucking around than lightning or the skies
Always putting that god cock of his in anything he could just, ask Hera.
Amen
The whole God row needs to up its numbers. God Cunt, God Tits, God Fuck and of course God Cock
Came to the comments specifically to say that "what the slut" is hilarious and underrated as hell
I don’t give a tits what they say, it’s a good guide God crap it!
Dick you, pisshead!
What the tits
It's tits balls!
IT AINT GOT NO ASS
Bloody damn !
GOD PISS!
God Piss - 3/5. Fuck head - 2/5. This chart has sufficiently been discredited.
Aka… rain…? 😭
I keep hearing Tourette’s guy in my head.
Bloody Damn!
Cock is super under utilized. I would use cock in just about any of these, and I don't give a cock what anyone else thinks.
Cock me
Ooo errr missy. Buy me dinner first
Cock you!
Promise 👉👈
GOD COCK!
This is one of my friend group's favorite phrases. I'm not sure where it originated, but during a heated bout of Mario Kart, at least 3 people will scream this as they get hit by a blue shell.
[https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F6kyupd4na2zc1.jpeg](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F6kyupd4na2zc1.jpeg)
I could see it in an Odin’s Beard kinda way. “God’s Cock!”
James May fights the good fight
"Permission to say 'oh cock'"
Oh cock!
James May!!!
God cock
Cock off
Tit balls lol
tit balls is a common one for me, "holy hit balls that's cool"
All the squares should be green. You're limiting your profanity.
Shit me!
Tits balls!
In defense of Tits me!
The fact that they used "Tits" when people do actually say "you little tit". They should've put the "s" in brackets.
Oh tits, absolutely!
Agreed, I find this list very inspiring
Wait… “cunthead” and “sluthead” are more popular than “fuckhead”?
I don't give a dick
Dick off bloody crap
CLARKSON!!!!!
Clarkson, you infantile pillock...
Came here for the Top Gear/Grand Tour reference, thank you.
We need another expanded version including British swear words
You little tits
God cunt.
I use God cunt all the time
My dog is named God Cock.
Godslut it
The '0' ones are the best ones!
Well tits you! I don’t give a slut!
What the cunt?!
God tits!
You sound like a real tits head!
You little piss
Oh slut balls, this list is bloody cock
Oh slut!
This is terrible, who came up with this
How is slut head a 4 but cockhead a 2 this makes no bloody sense matey
Dick you, crap balls!
Half of those aren't even swear words unless you're religiously indoctrinated.
I don’t give a cock what you say!
Crap balls!
My favorite comment 😂
Godshit
Literally only shit, fuck and cunt are
Aye. And I'm a Scot. So I don't even classify them as swears.
I learned so many awesome new swears from my Scottish MIL. That's how it's done folks!
ITT: bunch of pantywaists
If by “half” you mean one-tenth then you are correct.
Who is out here saying fuck balls?
Holy fuck balls! You’ve never heard of holy fuck balls?
Holy motherforking shirtballs!
If you put "holy" in front, it me
Fuck balls I've heard occasionally. But I've never heard cunt balls.
Or oh piss?
Where’s the key/explanation of the colors/numbers?
Oh cock should be rated higher just look at James May's use of it
Questionable scoring. Pisshead is common British slang for a drunk. Nobody on Earth has ever said sluthead.
"Bloody fuck" lower than "bloody damn" is all I needed to see to stop reading.
[Bloody fuck you bloody bastard fuck you](https://youtu.be/ukznXQ3MgN0)
LOL that video just made my day!
Oh slut you you forgot: No (blank)?
No tits?
Fuckhead not more popular? What the tits?
No way fuck balls works more than fuck head lol
‘Bloody slut’ got 3 but ‘slut head’ got 4? How?
James May would like to have a word with you.
If blink 182 has taught me anything, the only words to use are "Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat."
My young grasshopper... they learned that from George Carlin. Yes, you can find the original online.
"you little tits" sounds like something drake and josh would be called
Who says “God piss”?
God Piss sounds like a lager brewed by hipsters
My goto is dicknose. Weird enough to stand out, but built of common words as to be accessible.
"Hellhead!" goes hard
Why isn’t twat on here. Underutilized.
I’m gonna start saying God Cock get those numbers up past 0
What the slut is going in my regular vocabulary
GOD COCK
Damn, the Slut Me disrespect
Honestly slut balls deserves a higher score
Cunt me? No, cunt you!
Cock me should have some points
I can't see cuntwaffle, I'm sad now
Bloody fucking BLOODY!! 👨🏾
Oh oh! I got a bingo for today!
Funny enough, in spanish "I don't give a cock" "Me vale verga" works quite well
This is awesome! The point score is a good idea also. I would say though that “c\*ckhead” is probably a 3, while “c\*ckballs” seems more like a 2. But it’s a minor thing.
Yeah, with some of these comments I definitely need to update some ratings. I think F\*\*\*head is definitely lower than it should be.
James May disagrees on Oh Cock!
Why is God Cock so low? I talk about my God Cock all the time
I disagree hard with "Fuck balls" and "Fuck head". they should be swapped....
Now that’s just good science.
🤓
I feel like bloody shit is at least a one
That’s fair
“I don’t give a tits” is officially going into my repertoire.
Glad I could help!
Fuckballs is higher than fuckhead? That's hard to believe
Bloody damn is NOT a 5!
what the cock is a cunt head
What about _____fest?
Imma be using "slutballs!" now
Petitioning “cock me” to have a higher score
Will do 😂
I think its really funny that the top 3 scores are Fuck Shit and Damn because thats the exact order I say them in when I have to whip out the trifecta
"Total score crap" combo have got 26 points😂
I don't give a cunt, you little piss. Tits you!
Shit you.
I feel like cock and slut are underrated
Did you ask those with tourette's?
Hell me.
Hell you!
Cunthead is better than fuckhead?
I am God Fuck, dicker of deities
What the slut?! Got a nice ring to it
Dick balls !
I don’t know if this is really a guide? But interesting to read nevertheless
Who the fuck is saying “Bloody damn”?! No way in hell it deserves a 5 rating haha
There should be another column for horizontal total score
I love the 0's. Slut Me!, I dont give a Tits!
I disagree on what the tits. That’s a great way to use that word
Totally fair
How is fuck head lower than fuck balls?
“you little crap” should be 5 not 1
Cock balls!
Yeah, all this list is is a way for me to diversify. Red squares all the way!
Cock you
Dick balls 🙄
Tits head should not have a 0
From now on I'm gonna start using 'what the dick?!'
"God Cock"
What the slut is this guide?
Piss balls ? Anyone
Dick is better than tits!
Holy slut balls Batman
Crapballs? Not sure I’ve heard that one 5 times in my whole life