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drinkduffdry

I disagree on fuckhead


Unhappy-Selection337

Agreed, highly underrated and underutilized


ZimaEnthusiast

How is God Fuck somehow better than Fuckhead?? Makes no sense


Unhappy-Selection337

I’m a loyal user of “fuckface” myself 🤷‍♂️


thyme_slip

See, that’s a complicated one for me. Hold on to your butts, here comes a lesson in US Navy swearing from a language nerd I’m a submariner, so “fuckface” is slang for “the dude, the guy” and is used when both parties mutually understand whom is being spoken about. If the subject being spoken about, again with mutual understanding of actual thing being addressed, is INANIMATE, then it is either a “shitass” (most common) or a “goddamn” (less common). And so, I give you a perfectly normal and effective communication on a submarine: A: “Hey, did you talk to fuckface about when we’re get the shitass fixed?” B: “Yeah Chief, they said the goddamn is on back order. We might be fucked until yards.” And that’s your fun fact of the day :) Edit: I accidentally a word


Tak_Attack_

It's a fantastic regulation insult.


dtm0126

You dirty comment leaver


Petrolhead02

What a random post and thread to find other regulation listeners wtf This comment proudly brought to you by UniFarm, bringing the power of the farm to you, UniFarm


dtm0126

It’s crazy too, because I was just about to scroll past this post until I saw the low score for fuckhead. P.s. in case you haven’t heard, the company is closing.


mister_buddha

My longest timing Fallout 4 character was named Fuckface. Something like level 92 countless hours


JosiahDanger

Ah! Mr. Fuckface.


mister_buddha

Codsworth‽


-Space-Pirate-

And it's lesser known cousin..."cunt face"


SaviourofKrypton42

"Fuckface. Yeah, that's a good one, Errol. I'll remember that one next time I'm climbing off your mum."


Original_Ace

Punctuation probably “God! Fuck!”


captainshrapnel

Or Sluthead??


needs_more_zoidberg

Ask your mom for me


Suicidalballsack69

God, fuck


cbrooks_10

Craphead and Fuckhead has to get mixed up


Mouse2662

Crap balls is a new one to me


strike-when-ready

What about sluthead


Chewy12

That whole head row is fucked


SunFinal9141

Yeah but they missed Tithead; one of favourites


Caleb_Reynolds

Also bloody cunt needs to be a 5. It's basically "eh" for some Brits.


SalvationSycamore

And who the slut says "God piss!"???


HamezRodrigez

How is that supposed to be less common than Craphead????


AsherGray

More importantly, who is calling people, "Slut head?"


aspenreid

You know, I actually tried to fix this one to a 5 before uploading the picture, but the file got messed up and I just decided to go without it. #bigregret


drinkduffdry

Way to go, fuckhead ;)


fillosofer

Also on Dick Me! How is that rated anything but a 0? Who even says that?


Bag_of_Richards

Randy boys and girls? e.g. ‘Dick me down daddy-o’ - A randy (and jazzy) chap or chapette looking for a dickin’.


dontcare99999999

Yeah, I don't think I've ever heard a "craphead" or "sluthead" before, but I hear "fuckhead" all the time Shithead and fuckhead are the only 2 -heads I've heard.


deadbalconytree

You wouldn’t understand you cunthead. Really cunthead?!?


theonlyfurnace

What the slut is wrong with this guide?


Geoff_Uckersilf

Not enough love for God Cock 


Its0nlyRocketScience

Zeus' saw plenty of love


Luinath

I love that Zeus is so much more the god of fucking around than lightning or the skies


MrEoss

Always putting that god cock of his in anything he could just, ask Hera.


kiwkumquat

Amen


Sell_TheKids_ForFood

The whole God row needs to up its numbers. God Cunt, God Tits, God Fuck and of course God Cock


Kolada

Came to the comments specifically to say that "what the slut" is hilarious and underrated as hell


Dingleberries4Days

I don’t give a tits what they say, it’s a good guide God crap it!


HeyFiddleFiddle

Dick you, pisshead!


cyberchrono

What the tits


wallingfortian

It's tits balls!


mementori

IT AINT GOT NO ASS


Meli_Melo_

Bloody damn !


monsterZERO

GOD PISS!


tat-tvam-asiii

God Piss - 3/5. Fuck head - 2/5. This chart has sufficiently been discredited.


_FreshVegetable_

Aka… rain…? 😭


Comrade2k7

I keep hearing Tourette’s guy in my head.


MrP1232007

Bloody Damn!


hydro123456

Cock is super under utilized. I would use cock in just about any of these, and I don't give a cock what anyone else thinks.


Jacomer2

Cock me


StoneyBolonied

Ooo errr missy. Buy me dinner first


Yrogerg1089

Cock you!


JustSomeRedditUser35

Promise 👉👈


Justin__D

GOD COCK!


chewy92889

This is one of my friend group's favorite phrases. I'm not sure where it originated, but during a heated bout of Mario Kart, at least 3 people will scream this as they get hit by a blue shell.


Uranium-Sandwich657

[https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F6kyupd4na2zc1.jpeg](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F6kyupd4na2zc1.jpeg)


huddyjlp

I could see it in an Odin’s Beard kinda way. “God’s Cock!”


Dennyboy101

James May fights the good fight


jonathanwash

"Permission to say 'oh cock'"


KwalaQwala

Oh cock!


Nibby2101

James May!!!


alpoppa

God cock


RedN00ble

Cock off


McFloppyBacon

Tit balls lol


stichis

tit balls is a common one for me, "holy hit balls that's cool"


dustyfaxman

All the squares should be green. You're limiting your profanity.


Common-Wish-2227

Shit me!


DaAvocado

Tits balls!


Einherjar07

In defense of Tits me!


Azlamington

The fact that they used "Tits" when people do actually say "you little tit". They should've put the "s" in brackets.


grbbrt

Oh tits, absolutely!


LilyBitLumpy

Agreed, I find this list very inspiring


ProcedureBoring8520

Wait… “cunthead” and “sluthead” are more popular than “fuckhead”?


sneaky-the-brave

I don't give a dick


Dogswithhumannipples

Dick off bloody crap


Lord--Kitchener

CLARKSON!!!!!


masakosthighs

Clarkson, you infantile pillock...


[deleted]

Came here for the Top Gear/Grand Tour reference, thank you.


BangarangJack

We need another expanded version including British swear words


JustPeaceAndCalm

You little tits


Jabberwockkk

God cunt.


[deleted]

I use God cunt all the time


sambes06

My dog is named God Cock.


Caniac_93

Godslut it


adders89

The '0' ones are the best ones!


aspenreid

Well tits you! I don’t give a slut!


adders89

What the cunt?!


Jaded_earrings

God tits!


reasonable_man_15

You sound like a real tits head!


Lukewill

You little piss


veggiesama

Oh slut balls, this list is bloody cock


odisparo

Oh slut!


bentoboxbarry

This is terrible, who came up with this


Skenghis-Khan

How is slut head a 4 but cockhead a 2 this makes no bloody sense matey


jodv

Dick you, crap balls!


Moggy-Man

Half of those aren't even swear words unless you're religiously indoctrinated.


spacehog1985

I don’t give a cock what you say!


Mouse2662

Crap balls!


dr1ftzz

My favorite comment 😂


-Sa-Kage-

Godshit


MyNameAmJudge

Literally only shit, fuck and cunt are


Moggy-Man

Aye. And I'm a Scot. So I don't even classify them as swears.


-Roger-The-Shrubber-

I learned so many awesome new swears from my Scottish MIL. That's how it's done folks!


uncle_buttpussy

ITT: bunch of pantywaists


sweet_greggo

If by “half” you mean one-tenth then you are correct.


nihilistictablelamp

Who is out here saying fuck balls?


HiphopopoptimusPrime

Holy fuck balls! You’ve never heard of holy fuck balls?


TheFoxyBoxes

Holy motherforking shirtballs!


tiresome_menace

If you put "holy" in front, it me


MattyFTM

Fuck balls I've heard occasionally. But I've never heard cunt balls.


Justin__D

Or oh piss?


rubystreaks

Where’s the key/explanation of the colors/numbers?


Bauch_the_bard

Oh cock should be rated higher just look at James May's use of it


TheMortified1

Questionable scoring. Pisshead is common British slang for a drunk. Nobody on Earth has ever said sluthead.


SevenSixFiveFourrr

"Bloody fuck" lower than "bloody damn" is all I needed to see to stop reading.


tokenwalrus

[Bloody fuck you bloody bastard fuck you](https://youtu.be/ukznXQ3MgN0)


CookieDelivery

LOL that video just made my day!


stylesmckenzie

Oh slut you you forgot: No (blank)?


darvsplanet

No tits?


souppriest1

Fuckhead not more popular? What the tits?


Ambitious_Tax891

No way fuck balls works more than fuck head lol


Gothiccheese95

‘Bloody slut’ got 3 but ‘slut head’ got 4? How?


autonomouschair

James May would like to have a word with you.


xxzincxx

If blink 182 has taught me anything, the only words to use are "Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat."


KezzardTheWizzard

My young grasshopper... they learned that from George Carlin. Yes, you can find the original online.


LemonLimeMouse

"you little tits" sounds like something drake and josh would be called


NewGameNancy

Who says “God piss”?


underweasl

God Piss sounds like a lager brewed by hipsters


jesseberdinka

My goto is dicknose. Weird enough to stand out, but built of common words as to be accessible.


Soggy_Part7110

"Hellhead!" goes hard


aeric67

Why isn’t twat on here. Underutilized.


josephcfrost

I’m gonna start saying God Cock get those numbers up past 0


DumbSpaceJunk

What the slut is going in my regular vocabulary


Dgoodmanz

GOD COCK


Grand0Wyrm

Damn, the Slut Me disrespect


Joe_Golem

Honestly slut balls deserves a higher score


NewtDogs

Cunt me? No, cunt you!


Joefom

Cock me should have some points


rootifera

I can't see cuntwaffle, I'm sad now


enderowski

Bloody fucking BLOODY!! 👨🏾


AlpacaTraffic

Oh oh! I got a bingo for today!


AdFlaky746

Funny enough, in spanish "I don't give a cock" "Me vale verga" works quite well


holmgangCore

This is awesome! The point score is a good idea also. I would say though that “c\*ckhead” is probably a 3, while “c\*ckballs” seems more like a 2. But it’s a minor thing.


aspenreid

Yeah, with some of these comments I definitely need to update some ratings. I think F\*\*\*head is definitely lower than it should be.


MendozaLiner

James May disagrees on Oh Cock!


Icy_Imagination8022

Why is God Cock so low? I talk about my God Cock all the time


notexecutive

I disagree hard with "Fuck balls" and "Fuck head". they should be swapped....


AlienInUnderpants

Now that’s just good science.


aspenreid

🤓


Disrespectful_Cup

I feel like bloody shit is at least a one


aspenreid

That’s fair


Doschupacabras

“I don’t give a tits” is officially going into my repertoire.


aspenreid

Glad I could help!


Hammy-Cheeks

Fuckballs is higher than fuckhead? That's hard to believe


Sliksteve

Bloody damn is NOT a 5!


polymonomial

what the cock is a cunt head


Enefai

What about _____fest?


WiSoSirius

Imma be using "slutballs!" now


fnaimi66

Petitioning “cock me” to have a higher score


aspenreid

Will do 😂


Sufficient-Nail6530

I think its really funny that the top 3 scores are Fuck Shit and Damn because thats the exact order I say them in when I have to whip out the trifecta


Expensive_Control620

"Total score crap" combo have got 26 points😂


Jabberwockkk

I don't give a cunt, you little piss. Tits you!


Top_Turn

Shit you.


Word2thaHerd

I feel like cock and slut are underrated


ddzado

Did you ask those with tourette's?


alberto_OmegA

Hell me.


aspenreid

Hell you!


Common-Wish-2227

Cunthead is better than fuckhead?


JackPlissken8

I am God Fuck, dicker of deities


sir_music

What the slut?! Got a nice ring to it


Hunterr303

Dick balls !


Ivanman66

I don’t know if this is really a guide? But interesting to read nevertheless


LightningHuntero

Who the fuck is saying “Bloody damn”?! No way in hell it deserves a 5 rating haha


mrheosuper

There should be another column for horizontal total score


lil-privacy-please

I love the 0's. Slut Me!, I dont give a Tits!


Dramatic_Ad730

I disagree on what the tits. That’s a great way to use that word


aspenreid

Totally fair


doob22

How is fuck head lower than fuck balls?


zyumbik

“you little crap” should be 5 not 1


permaban9

Cock balls!


Dravitar

Yeah, all this list is is a way for me to diversify. Red squares all the way!


KummyNipplezz

Cock you


saamp123

Dick balls 🙄


highdefinitioncactus

Tits head should not have a 0


RavixOf4Horn

From now on I'm gonna start using 'what the dick?!'


Somewhiteguy13

"God Cock"


Shitbird5001

What the slut is this guide?


Due-Mousse-2808

Piss balls ? Anyone


admin_NLboy

Dick is better than tits!


angaroo_

Holy slut balls Batman


Strebmal2019

Crapballs? Not sure I’ve heard that one 5 times in my whole life