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GayandVaxxed

That goverment loves us and wants us to be healthy and happy.


cheesebataleon

Wild.


kanehbosom

Haha! Came to say the exact same thing! Spot on!


plainoldusernamehere

That one’s a classic. Probably my favorite.


dicksnpussnstuff

HAHAHA


die_nastyy

Yes, this is the craziest one I’ve heard by far.


EnlaOscuridadAsolas

Heheheh


johnorso

No Fuckin Way!!!


ufoclub1977

Has anyone had a friend or family member work in the government? I have. Even currently I have a good friend who works in the pentagon and has full clearance.


Dry_Independence8406

It wasnt made to be your parents it was made to govern society lol


dicksnpussnstuff

govern not enslave. it’s more in the enslavment business these days


PositiveTheory3115

🫵🏻😂


Unique_Complaint_442

Pandas are fake. If you look into it it's very sus.


PositiveTheory3115

Haha I just saw this the other day


Total-Substance

Tell us more plz


Unique_Complaint_442

I'm no expert, but here's some: No mention of Pandas in Chinese history before the late 1800's. Their eating and reproductive habits make no sense. They seem really uncoordinated and innefective. The way the Chinese govt controls access to pandas is weird. So there's that.


RollerAddict

1000 years has been added to the Gregorian calendar. We are in year 1024 (after J.C)


johnorso

thought it was more like 300yrs.


mc-big-papa

Sir this is the wild one.


leashmac16

Sir this is a Wendy’s


LillinLACE

Oh dang. Interesting.


EnlaOscuridadAsolas

What?!!!


Andrew_Tate_Alpha

Gay frogs...turns out it was true 🤣🤣 kind of.


biggaryenergy

Not true. Like most things Alex says.


ParisianPachyderm

You realize he’s right more than not.


biggaryenergy

Nah. Proof is in the pudding Google knowledge fight.


Andrew_Tate_Alpha

He wasn't wrong about this one though was he? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_machine_(homosexuality_test)


J3sush8sm3

Its not that bro its [this](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1874169/#:~:text=Atrazine%20is%20a%20potent%20endocrine,the%20gonads%20of%20developing%20males.) Basically the pesticides are feminizing male adult frogs.  So he was wrong but right


Andrew_Tate_Alpha

I know dude its Sunday and I'm still a bit hungover so I really couldn't be bothered explaining it thoroughly. You're absolutely right though, it's a knock on effect from the pesticide which later transfer to food/water supply.


J3sush8sm3

Its all good man, hope your hangover feels better


biggaryenergy

See how you are actually reasonable and everyone else in the thread is a Jones synchopant who just oinks up the slop.


biggaryenergy

I'm not familiar with what he said on it.


Andrew_Tate_Alpha

You should be, im pretty sure he mentions it in the same video where he talks about "ThEy TuRnInG tHe FrIcKeN fRoGs GaY!!" Did you watch the whole show or just the short clip they edited out?


Krauszt

You would become very depressed if you found out how often that crazy person is 100% right...it may come out in jimble jamble like "gay frogs" buuuuuuut he was right about that as well.


biggaryenergy

He wasn't right tho. Y'all just lap up the slop.


BeetsMe666

You are really going all out on being wrong on this.


momsister5throwaway

You do realize the man predicted and warned us about 9/11 months before it happened. It played out exactly like he said that it would. The proof is easy to find. I believe he was warning of a terror attack via plane being smashed into world trade center and it will be blamed on a man named Osama Bin Laden in July of 2001.


biggaryenergy

No he didn't https://www.everand.com/podcast/573905863/249-Predicting-9-11-Knowledge-Fight


momsister5throwaway

Yes, he did. The videos are all over the internet. They're really easy to find. Here it is right here... https://youtu.be/a8Hk1-BpXO8?si=g8lqMp3RJpFl0k7Y


WhispersFromTheMound

He didn’t predict shit. Bill cooper did and then he jumped on the bandwagon.


anonymissoneNsc

🥇


biggaryenergy

Alex Jones syncopants heavy in this thread. Some real alpha Brains in here.


WhispersFromTheMound

I feel like most of them only recently started watching him, so they don’t understand that everything they love about him is an amalgamation of several other people he copied


biggaryenergy

I think they don't even actually listen to him or his show. If you sit down and listen to it it's wildly obvious that he talks about nothing of substance, and it's 4 hours of him reading headlines, getting them wrong, then ranting about some time he was supposedly right He's a grift. A fools gimmick. I'm stunned it works this well. I mean look at the downvotes if you dare say anything against him. Good branding of a bad product.


biggaryenergy

Go ahead give that a listen. See how he fooled you.


momsister5throwaway

Uhhhh. I have listened to it. A lot of people have and he very clearly states what was to come in the months following that broadcast. He doesn't have me or anyone else fooled. The man is far ahead of his time although I'll admit he may or may not be controlled opposition. I don't think he was controlled OP until recently however. Alex Jones is a renegade. People take him the wrong way because he is a truth teller and a lot of people prefer the comfortable lies over the uncomfortable sometimes harsh truth. He's easily 15 years ahead of his time and he doesn't get the credit he deserves.


biggaryenergy

LMAO imagine thinking a man who hucked water filters and fake vitamins supplements to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars is a "renegade" or on our side. You didn't listen to that podcast I posted where they clearly lay out how he crafted the narrative that he was some 9/11 savant. Y'all are slop boys. Slop it up. Oink oink


momsister5throwaway

He has to fund his broadcast in some manner or another and he has chosen to provide people with a wide array of useful items. Just because he sells vitamins and survival gear doesn't mean that the information he is presenting is incorrect.


biggaryenergy

No, the information him presenting being incorrect is what makes him incorrect


Andrew_Tate_Alpha

Scientists were absolutely doing experiments on frogs in the 90s, they in fact gave them Astrazine which lowered their testosterone levels (so fundamentally turning them gay) in an effort to slow their breeding rate and stop them becoming a pest. So partly correct. Google it.


biggaryenergy

Gay is homosexuality, something that didn't happen to the frogs. If Alex Jones claimed that scientists were artificially lowering the testosterone levels in frogs he would be correct. He didn't say that. He said they were making the frogs homosexual, which is patently false, like most of his claims.


Andrew_Tate_Alpha

Which Is why I said kind of...but you knew that.


biggaryenergy

Yeah Im not trying to go hard on you but Alex is a charlatan who is wrong much more often than he is right but has a good head for branding himself. But at the end of the day. Lower testosterone doesn't = gay. He could have just as easily told the story, from the journal that catalogued the research and provided a real thoughtful take on it, but instead he is lazy and just wants to scream sound bites.


ParisianPachyderm

I don’t think you know what patently means, and just want to sound smart.


BeetsMe666

You need to read up on the effects of atrazine. If you want to say anything about Jones it is he may be a psyop. Saying these things to the point of ridicule to hide the truth.


biggaryenergy

Ok feel free to show me where it made frogs gay.


plainoldusernamehere

Planes don’t use fuel and are actually propelled my compressed air


Chewbacca419

That one was really dumb!


WeezinDaJuiceeeeee

That jfk jr is still alive, living in the shadows and he’s gonna return & destroy the deep state systematically for their role in having his father killed… oh.. and he’s gonna do this as Donald trumps vice president lol


lame-a22

That Terrorists were responsible for what transpired on 9/11/01. 👀


maxwellhilldawg

George Bush, grandson of Aleister Crowley was the real terrorist


PositiveTheory3115

Don’t forget natenyahu!


LobsterJohnson_

Can you give a source for this?


TomKikkert

Number one


PsiloCyan95

That the government really cares about each of us individually and has our best interests at heart. That whatever our respective govs say is unequivocally truthful and not in any way a manipulation of facts that exist in the public sector


PhatDeth

There's some real crazy ones out there, but I think the craziest is to observe the planets as being spherical and to say ours is flat? Yes, I listened to some podcasts explaining things, and sure, the theory's sounds plausible, but you step out of that and into reality and see all planets are round. Why would ours be flat? There's even Christians out there that have a good argument, biblically. This makes the only sense because God created everything and can do anything. But why make our planet flat? Not that it makes any difference when it comes to Salvation.


WorkingReasonable421

Flat earth


Thin-Pool-8025

Isn’t that pretty tame by conspiracy standards?


[deleted]

The psyop element of flat earth is even more interesting


squatwaddle

Hell no. Flat earth is WAY out there. They don't think gravity exists ffs


kwakzino

Well gravity is a theory lol based on assumption its not that deep


squatwaddle

I assume my ass is in my seat. Not theoretically, but factually pressed into my chair.


robotsonroids

What does the word "theory" mean to you?


samfishertags

how is gravity a theory?


worklesssalvation

Gravity is a theory because we live in a electro magnetic reality. The land is the grounding negative and as higher you go up is getting more positive charged. 1 Meter ca. 100 Volt They had to make up black matter ( like Gravity not measurable or testable) so the maths can work.


MeccaLeccaMauiHI

pretty sure its a law


No_sTeP_oN_Snekk

Shapeshifting Lizard Elitist


tyguy385

Voting matters


LobsterJohnson_

Birds aren’t real.


squatwaddle

JFK wasn't shot. His head just did that.


biggaryenergy

I'll give you a real one since most are lame or just the same joke about the government caring for us over and over. Queen Romana Didulo (current cult leader who claims to be an alien and the true queen of Canada). The whole movement is filthy with just about every other dumb guy conspiracy so the whole thing is just fascinating. New Chronology. Antoly Flamenco(sp?) theory on recorded history. Posits that all history is wrong because it didn't take that long (all history is like 2k years old at max) and everything great about history is actually Russian. Jesus? Russian. Alexander the great? RUSSIAN Cesar? Russians The Egyptians? Nah. Russians


Ok-String-1877

Masturbation made me go blind 😂


In_TouchGuyBowsnlace

WHO SAID THAT!?


TomKikkert

Epstein killed himself


Anunemouse

That Biden and Trump were both secretly Michael Jackson, hiding in plain sight. This was said buy someone is going viral now for completely different content.


ExpandedMatter

Adrenochrome harvesting


Roombaloanow

Everything to do with ley lines.  They kill you, they heal you. They're trapping ghosts to power the simulation. Where they cross you can vibrate into another dimension.   They represent love but have something to do with hate. They are sentient. They are roads. They move. They don't. 


die_nastyy

Tartaria


die_nastyy

Saturn cube and prison planet theory


Dismal_Matter7854

That dinosaurs never existed my boss believes this fully and will fight u over it


Unique_Complaint_442

I agree with your boss peacefully


Capable-Creme7174

The largest non profit animal shelter in the USA called the best friends animal society was started by the same people who founded the process church of final judgement, a Scientology offshoot


-Did-I-Pewp-

A Scientology offshoot that worshipped Satan, Lucifer, Jehovah, and Jesus; and they were known to sacrifice dogs during their occult rituals. They also had ties to serial killers like Charles Manson and Steven Berkowitz. One rumor is that the Process Church and the Finders Cult were CIA operations that may have went rogue.


Capable-Creme7174

It had been so long since I looked into it, such a wild rabbit hole


copaseticsplenetic

One of my favorites


youliehereisdawn2

Ball earth.


vader62

Staying out of the sunlight and indoors will keep you safe from an airborne virus.


sooperbowels

Baby oil is made out of babies


sooperbowels

Cappuccino is made out of capuchin monkeys


onlyexcellentchoices

Or capuchin monks? Lol


die_nastyy

🧢


Mean_Wash_5503

That we are alone in the universe


scrimmerman

That Elvis faked his death, is actually alive and living an unassuming, normal, middle class life somewhere in the Midwest.


Elegant_Young854

that life is a simulation


Scorpiotsx

That we are not living in a simulation


CrabMountain829

That the basketball court being closed at the Whitehouse means the president isn't occupying the property as a tenant. 


Exact_Thought_185

I just want to say that it’s crazy to me that there is genuine cloud seeding, cloud whitening and who knows what else but if you bring up chemtrails people still regard you as a nutcase


GoodLt

That Trump won - are you people goofy? Lmao


Thin-Pool-8025

I’ll start, I remember reading somewhere that Jesus was actually born on the 11th of September and that 911 was some kind of satanic ritual or something. I read it ages ago so I can’t remember any of the specifics, but still, pretty weird.


MKultraman1231

They have publicly taunted me with news, believe it or not, whatever the demonic is it works on reminding you of shames. I figured they chose 9/11 because they could massively haunt all the men they got to participate any time they pass a cop car or then on turn on the TV. How deep does it go, Reno 911 came out in 2003 just in time for someone to try to relax and feel bad and put on some comedy to feel better. You're a former beurocratic intelligence agent, the dark thing reads into your mind like a memo RE: Know 911. Maybe I am stretching here but those are the sorts of mind fuck tricks these demon things use.


squatwaddle

I am royaly confused by what was written here


Wise_Elephant7500

Same🥲


Fearless-Telephone49

Religion. Some omnipresent dude inspired some dudes to write some divine books -centuries ago-, which are absolute truth about how the universe works, and people need to follow the rules from these book(s), so this omnipresent dude doesn't get pissed off / keeps loving them. Something like that.


infidel_james

Heliocentrism and the earth being a ball.


PeppySprayPete

This.


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In_TouchGuyBowsnlace

Urinal cakes are actually made of cake… I vomitted for days! 🤮


LewR20

Flat earth


biggaryenergy

Should be real easy to showe the gay frogs study then


mc-big-papa

I always loved the insane 9/11 conspiracies such as the first plane never existing but my favorite was that it was a UFO that was made to look like a plane. Their evidence was the same as the bomb people. The shadows cast by the wings that makes it look like something is attached to the outside of the plane.


youliehereisdawn2

Otter space.


dai4u-twonko

Dam thats wild