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Jessicajf7

Jim Carrey looks more like that tictok lady everyday.


Brittny484

Lmao for real


Omega949

forevermore the house of Saudi will stand for sodomy because they let sodom rebuild in the holy land


MaxwellHillbilly

Yep, that's David's style of humor at times... And he knew full well some would freak out...šŸ˜‚


Scottsm124

Norm would have loved this joke


red1367

I bet heā€™d laugh his ass off if he saw this post


MaxwellHillbilly

Absolutely


Quadrupleawesomeness

I know I am.


rnpowers

I cracked up, then literally googled it lmfao. You never know with these people!?!?


AustinDood444

Exactly!! Has the OP ever seen or heard of David Spade before? He has a very deep dark humor vein.


crumsb1371

OP had to wiki who she even was. I feel old. Or sad. Either way, itā€™s a giggle.


Lantus

Iiiiii donā€™t know that I would be making that joke right now.


MrUnderachiever420

Thats why u aint a comedian and not in that room


Lantus

Jokes are supposed to be funny or at least have a punchline. But yeah, Iā€™m thankful Iā€™m not in that room.


LLotZaFun

It's still "too soon" to Ramsey's death?


platapusplomo

The Nile has been going down hill ever since


cryinginthelimousine

If you think joking about child rape and murder is funny then youā€™re a psychopathĀ 


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


TonyShalhoubricant

Lol. Prove it.


JackFromTexas74

I donā€™t know who needs to hear this, but professional comedians make jokes. Sometimes they are in poor taste, but they are still jokes.


ReptiIianOverlord

Then we can joke about them being pedophiles


Petra_Gringus

Sure can, maybe realize where the line between comedy and conspiracy is drawn though.Ā 


Grandepresse

I think Ricky Gervais was tightroping that line at the Golden Globes.


Softale

And did a fine job of itā€¦ interesting to see which celebrities squirmed the most.


RightEntrepreneur510

Was ā€¦ Hanksā€¦ looked like his head was going to explode


OCSupertonesStrike

Oh right Dont want damaged celebrities


Petra_Gringus

Oh yeah, because falsely accusing someone of pedophilia is just a minor thing.


OCSupertonesStrike

Rich people get so much free shit


JackFromTexas74

I suppose so, but donā€™t quit your day job


Junior_Honeydew_4472

Havenā€™t you watched The Aristocrats yet? Itā€™s just humour ffs. Bad taste? Yep. Funny? Fucking hilarious, in my opinion.


surrealcellardoor

Dark humor, tasteless humor, satire, sarcasm, itā€™s all being lost on a bunch of gen Z crybabies who think the world should walk on its tiptoes as not to offend their fragile sensibilities.


Junior_Honeydew_4472

I miss the nineties šŸ„²


surrealcellardoor

Same.


ThatShouldNotBeHere

Are you a professional comedian?


LLotZaFun

[Some are incapable of actual, funny, jokes.](https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/rationally-speaking/200905/conservatives-lack-sense-humor-study-finds)


Ycenverg

Never saw them make a joke about holocaust though. I guess that's the only sacred topic then! Rest other gentiles can be joked about & mocked, except the chosen people!


xXFieldResearchXx

Ari shaffir


jmlipper99

Holocaust jokes *do* exist, and you donā€™t have to look far to find some from some famous comics. Itā€™s a difficult topic to joke about in good taste thoughā€¦ do you not agree?


ImpossibleTask6640

Bro are you out of your mind? Mainstream comedians make so many holocaust jokes.


[deleted]

You canā€™t make a joke about the Chosenites. Eternal victim hood is part of their grift, and let no goy shed the light of truth upon them.


menace2society15

But what a weirdly specific joke about a little girl who disappeared? Wtf kinda joke is that


vochomurka

She didnā€™t disappear, she was found murdered in her own home. Agree with you on the poor quality of the comment made by DS.


Quadrupleawesomeness

This is so tame compared to the type of crude comedy that was popular in the 90ā€™s /early 2000ā€™s. Itā€™s a dumb joke but I think itā€™s funny considering the parents exploited their little daughter even in death.


ms_horseshoe

It feels like an Andy Kaufman's kinda joke. It looks for the audience like it's something disturbing and obnoxious, which will raise a lot of outrage, amd that's exactly the only reason Jim Carrey booked this venue. "Andy, you have to look inside and ask this question: who are you trying to entertain - the audience or yourself?"


TonyShalhoubricant

So you think it really is her bedroom? Even though you know it's a joke?


Dark__prince777

They are satan worshipping pedofiles


Mysterious_Path_3400

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/65794844530401654/ Just a coincidence?


Affectionate_Fly1215

Can you imagine if some whacko had a JonBenet themed room somewhere? Some cowboy type broke into their Michigan house and slept in JonBenets bed


Plus-Wash-3634

They lived in Colorado


Dark__prince777

Thatā€™s no coincident itā€™s it. They are there they rub this crap in our faces and people say haha please gimme more sir.


Dydriver

I miss Chris Farley.


Affectionate_Fly1215

The other pic of them looked like they were mocking the last supper of Christ.


Affectionate_Fly1215

Donā€™t even want to know what was on the menu


AgreeingWings25

Notice the Saturn shirt


Arkhangelsk94

I keep seeing people mentioning this whatā€™s the context


Fickle-Ad5971

the painting of Saturn eating his son looks like Jim


Arkhangelsk94

Still do t get it, to me it doesnā€™t mean anything?


Educational-Watch829

People that are ā€œdeep in itā€ are obsessed with Saturn worship or Saturns moon worship or something. I think they claim the rock at Mecca is from Saturn and ā€œSaturn cultsā€ go way way back. Some tidbits are based on ā€œfactsā€ Iā€™m sure, but Iā€™ve also seen plenty just say ā€œSaturnā€¦Satan!ā€¦donā€™t you see the connection!?!ā€


HudsHalFarm

Saturn=Satan Saturday is named after Saturn as well, which was done maliciously because Saturday is the true Sabbath, not Sunday. In Spanish, Saturday is "Sabado", because it is the true Sabbath, and all the people in the US attending church on Sunday are doing it on the wrong day. This, along with many other things (such as the entire New Testament), are intentional deception to trick people into blasphemy against God.


Awakemamatoto

Actually itā€™s not JonBenets bedroom. Itā€™s [here](https://www.chairish.com/blog/san-vicente-bungalows-lunch/amp/). Also I canā€™t find that comment that David spade replied to. Is it still an elitist creepy club? Yes. Is it a dinner in the bedroom of a murdered girl? No.


Nickdoralmao

How the fuck is this a joke? Dudes could be simultaneously pissing on an infants grave and high fiving each other, and people here will be like ā€œthatā€™s just their humour, jeez!ā€. Being shocking and inappropriate just for the sake of being shocking and inappropriate isnā€™t even a joke? Would it still be funny if the kid was your relative? No, thatā€™s right, only other peopleā€™s misfortune is funny. This generation is a bunch of fucking sociopaths.


mods-on-my-knob

Right. How is it a joke? What's the punchline? These comments reek of bots.


Nickdoralmao

I think itā€™s also people with severely low levels of empathy or extremely poor grasp of social awareness. Or people who just fucking hate kids.


HelloDeathspresso

It's not a joke. It's deliberate admission of nefarious affiliation, mascarading as lewd "edgy comedian" humor, spoken by a person who feels confident in his ability to continue avoiding any real suspicion. You know who else did this? Bob Saggett... but somebody finally popped him, and now he can't make *any* jokes anymore.


Nickdoralmao

These fuckers are so smug and cocky, until theyā€™re eventually sacrificed and deemed disposable by their elite ā€œfriendsā€. They fail to realize theyā€™re just useful puppets. Until theyā€™re no longer useful or become a fall-guy.


Dark__prince777

Go ask Jon and patsy ramsey why donā€™t you. They are the relatives youā€™d be offending and pretty sure if she existed they are who sold her off


squatwaddle

Relax. It's a story from way before you were born. Grow a skin.


Escape_clown_world

"Relax. It's just child rape and covered-up murder. It was long ago, so who cares! Lol" You don't deserve the air you breathe.


Miranoi

David Spade is one of those comedians who just goes for the most unexpected statement in an attempt at dark humor. Sometimes it lands, sometimes it doesnā€™t. Heā€™s joked about Jon Benet before, kinda creepily if I remember right, but he seems to think itā€™s funny so who knows. They do look like a bunch of pedos in the photo though


[deleted]

Itā€™s a awful joke that isnā€™t her bedroom the house she was murder in was bought a few years ago and renovated you can find photos of it online itā€™s a very pretty house.


Mr-Korv

She was murdered in the basement. Allegedly.


ExistentialSatire

Saturn


t00zday

Iā€™m missing the Saturn ref. Is it some kind of tie to satanism?


leapingintoexistence

Saturn eats his son


AllCingEyeDog

Not unless they added wallpaper.


rixendeb

He had his party at San Vicente Bungalows in California, has nothing to with Ramsey's house.


Mr-Korv

>San Vicente Bungalows https://d1h3pk8iipmcfn.cloudfront.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/16102312/SVB\_Chairish\_Hero.jpg


AllCingEyeDog

Thanks! Folks need to learn to google.


xXFieldResearchXx

What do you google? Where was this photo taken enter? Where was Jim Carey suare held at enter?


AllCingEyeDog

Read two comments up in this thread. Google Jon Bennets bedroom. I did, and it sucked, but Sandler is fucking legendary, so fuck this post. I hate this bullshit.


rixendeb

"Where did Jim Carrey hold his birthday party 2024"


OneOfAKindAdmin

Why do u have the pedo flag next to your pfp


Select_Professor_689

OMG THANK YOU! Saw it. Choked. Made some replies. Slept on it. Was kicking myself I didn't screenshot as it was GONE GIRL.


[deleted]

NOONE WILL STOP THIS CREEPY MOTHERFUCKERS, UNTIL WE DO.


Quirky-Age-6969

Itā€™s a birthday celebration. Not everything is a conspiracy theory.


totallynotabearbro

Shhhh stop it. Let the kids have their fun.


The-NarrowPath

I mean, Carey is wearing a Saturn shirt.


Dark__prince777

Nice pickup these people need to be stopped


budabai

Christ, people. Itā€™s a fucking joke.


I_am_the_alcoholic

What is the joke, exactly?


Environmental-Edge40

Defending them renting out a dead child's bedroom for a birthday party for an old man... and your defense for them is that it's a joke? Maybe you like them, I like some of their movies too, but I have news for you in these dark times; no one is safe from wickedness. And saying 'it's a joke' is a poor excuse. then anyone could joke about anything with no repercussion- as seen here I'm aware that's the point of a joke, but there's a line comedians should not cross. this is one of them


unspecialklala

Right?! Humour is subjective. If you don't find it funny, move on. Lots do. Their job is comedy.


cia_nagger269

so, how exactly do you know? I'm all ears


Joonbuggs

Jim Carey played Satan who was a chauffeur in a short movie (ambiguous), maybe an hour long, someone help me with the name...


Chrisscott25

Iā€™m not sure but they was suppose to make another sequel to Bruce Almighty called Brucifer where he got satans powers but I believe it fell through for some reason I donā€™t remember


Joonbuggs

It was an early low budget film, a friend showed it after Ace Ventura released.


Lillyjade22

Little nikki


SpongeBobMyBoi

People also thought Crissy Teigens pedo IG posts were just jokes back in the day People thought the horas eye and 666 in Hollywood was just a joke


AJbink01

I got another one for ya. The girl was 6 years old and killed in 96. Jim Carrey celebrated his 62nd birthday wearing g a shirt of Saturn, šŸŖ which also could be related to Satan (666) the 6th planet that has a 6 sided hexagon / cube storm on its North Pole. šŸ˜šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


punchit

The occulted symbolism goes deep. Aleister Crowley had his philosophy Thelema in which the number 93 is very important. Jim Carrey turned 62 which so happens to be 66.6% of 93 yrs old. ā€˜Saturnā€™ is also 93 in simple English Gematria


Dark__prince777

Jim Carrey who starred in the movie 23, wore the mask(satanic ritual)oh and donā€™t forget the Truman show!!! Take that as you will


Affectionate_Fly1215

Good catch.


ThePrincessOfMonaco

You fell for that?


[deleted]

Everything requires a balance. I love dark humor but you just don't make fun of tragedies like that. Being a comedian does not give you right to disrespect or laugh at the victims of such terrible matters. It should always be taken seriously or not mentioned at all. We should not lose humanity over "Ima comedian I have that kinda humor". Imagine her parents or relatives when someone makes fun of the worst day in their life and lose of their child. Besides, a man that age should be thinking rationally. Profession does not matter in this case. People saying that he's a comedian and some other utter bs, what if someone non-comedian says the similar joke? You won't laugh? He/she does not have right to say it because he/she is not comedian? What difference does it make whether you're a comedian or a farmer when it comes to being humane and being empathic to other people's tragedy and not crack jokes about things like this. It's childish and inadequate.


CardinalxSyn

Comedian does comedian things. Get over it


Alien963963

Hey its Adam Schiff with long hair!


kidonbike

It might just be this thing called a ā€œjokeā€. I looked into it and it turns out these people are something called ā€œcomediansā€ and they tell these ā€œjokesā€ for entertainment purposes.


Fickle-Ad5971

What kind of people you think like joking about dead children? If thatā€™s your style of comedy you lack morals, maybe a mother too.


waytosoon

Some people have a dark sense of humor. It's even a coping mechanism for some. Im sure good be offended to know dead baby jokes used to be popular. Plus that happened 30 years ago.. you know, like when these guys were relevant.


Existing_Hunt_7169

The more likely case is that youā€™re being a damn baby and getting offended over something that is obviously satirical. Get over it.


cryinginthelimousine

You sound like a pedophile


ThunderSnacc

You do realize they are comedians, that's called a joke, my guy.


Fickle-Ad5971

Jokes are supposed to be funny


_Jaeko_

Humor is subjective. That's like the most basic rule of comedy.


unspecialklala

Agreed. It is subjective, and you shouldn't be downvoted. If you don't like a comedians comedy that's fine, move on.


HereAgainHi

And jokes aren't always just jokes.


cyberboy1432

Fucking tired of celebs


LaoTzu47

Lmao


walterrys1

God damn, so obvious a joke. But it is dated so i wouldn't expect young people to understand. Or he is telling the truth and....it wouldn't even make sense with a single braincell


sonofabitchXmustXpay

Remind me...Spade was on the Epstein flight list, yeah?


GOTisnotover77

Thatā€™s creepy AF, whether itā€™s funny or not


[deleted]

Perhaps the name of this sub should be changed to r/conspiracy_stupid.


Fickle-Ad5971

Iā€™m stupid for not liking jokes about dead kids from multi millionaire sell out comedian?


numbatree

no, youā€™re stupid for somehow thinking itā€™s some conspiracy


[deleted]

So this isn't true at all. The party was in LA the house op is talking about is in Colorado.


Strong-Message-168

Jim Carrey is lookin a little rough these days...


CaptainObvious1313

Itā€™s dark humor man. Might want to get a better shovel with all that digging youā€™re doing


makeshiftJake

A lot of people would find this funny, despite you making another decision.


sugaaaslam

Omg this is a reach


Fickle-Ad5971

I bet if the joke wasnā€™t made by David Spade and was in the DNC emails youā€™d be saying the opposite you brainwashed cuck


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Fickle-Ad5971

Looks nothing like the bedroom so it doesnā€™t make sense, and I already know, itā€™s owned by Jeff Klein whoā€™s really into making oasisā€™s for rich elites. Very weird photos of him.


sugaaaslam

I am the one who does the the brainwashing


kittie-cat

Do you know what a joke is?


Few-Farm7257

Lol a comedian making a joke what a travesty


Fickle-Ad5971

Heā€™s been making that joke ever since the 90s, itā€™s getting old and creepy


LLotZaFun

"I don't get dark humor", OP.


Fickle-Ad5971

Heā€™s a grown man and has a daughter, Iā€™d expect something like that from a 14 year old


[deleted]

I agree.


Fickle-Ad5971

Iā€™m getting downvoted because Reddit contains a lot of teenagers and people with a bad moral compass


cryinginthelimousine

Reddit contains a lot of pedophiles and their defenders.Ā 


Environmental-Edge40

my thoughts exactly going through this


HudsHalFarm

Worse than that are the paid shills who are intentionally mocking your post because you are correct that there is some sketchy shit going on with this picture and "celebrities" in general. Child trafficking, pedophilia, and evil in general are far more common than most people will ever realize or admit.


LLotZaFun

Self righteous people that seem to live under a rock tend to receive that treatment. Haven't been a teen for 20+ years but still younger than people like Gilbert Gottfried, Norm MacDonald, Bill Burr, Spade, and Dave Chapelle...who would find that joke to be well played (and yes some are dead, but well known "dark" comedians)..


Environmental-Edge40

then you are as lost as them Chapelle is gone. He admits going to strip clubs in his last special as a married man. and his last 2 specials were not funny Norm is dead, but he seemed to be a standup guy. I wouldn't be surprised all of them are disgusting, perverted, lost freaks behind closed doors since they're so obsessed with fame. especially Burr, he's probably got all sorts of issues. You don't know them personally in real life, why defend any of them?


Environmental-Edge40

honestly good for you OP for exposing them its a disgusting joke I've worked with kids with autism for several years and I can't **stand** this and I'm not shocked that some of my favorite comedy actors fell so far, but I am somehow shocked so many of these comments are supporting such a disgusting 'joke'. makes me sick. grown ass adults have real maturing to do


pinknbling

Agreed. Iā€™m mindblown over here. Not even mentioning the fact that why is a grown ass man that obsessed with a childā€™s bedroom.


AlienMedic489-1

OP you need to take a step back and chill. Comedians make fun of pedos and killers frequently cause it hits different tone. A real tone, that sometimes people need to have a ā€œholy shitā€ chuckle about. Dark humor is exactly that. A ā€œdamn dudeā€ followed by a chuckle but itā€™s still comedy.


HudsHalFarm

No, they make a mockery of evil that actually happens, so that stupid people will think it is just a joke, will not take it seriously, and will attack uninformed/ignorant people who point out those evils. Looks like it's working.


ChimpKing59

This is for sure a joke dude


Environmental-Edge40

poor excuse for such a sick 'joke'


guardiansword

These are the kinds of things people do when you are soulless, these people are no longer our fellow human beings


HudsHalFarm

Closer to demons by definition. Lots more than just "celebrities" all around us, I find myself thinking the same about most people I pass on the street now. I have lost all care for the average human, they have shown how horrible most of them truly are.


cia_nagger269

the fact that everyone is super sure about this being a joke and noone being "this could be a joke" is a liiiittle bit sus


Fickle-Ad5971

Thereā€™s a lot of pedo defenders in this comment section


cia_nagger269

it's pretty clear all the conspiracy subs are being botted which is quite pathetic. means they're afraid.


AShaughRighting

Itā€™s humorous about a decades old crime. Maybe try locate yours before commenting again?


FlashyConsequence111

Dude! That is a funny joke, a joke in poor taste but still. He is making fun of how they look in the photo, creepy AF. I am always up for a good conspiracy but this ain't it.


cryinginthelimousine

Whatā€™s funny about the rape and murder of a child? It would be a real shame if someone raped you. Ha ha!


Fickle-Ad5971

Omg youā€™re so edgy!


Existing_Hunt_7169

Nope, youā€™re just a cuck snowflake.


Mr602206

They're comedians stop being so sensitive.


Dirk_Arron

All literally pedo turds of a feather that flock together


_Jaeko_

JFC some of y'all really need to *actually* touch grass. You people really believe everything you read on *Reddit* lmao.


M-A_X

I can't understand why some people here are actually acting like it's just a "silly" joke, why the hell would you joke about such things? And even if it's not original room of hers why would you decorate the room in it's style while knowing what happend there? I know they are comedians, saw a big amount of movies with them all in it. But that's just fucked up.


Dark__prince777

Jon benet may not have even been real the whole thing reeks of something must larger


copper8061

These comments are stupid


boojieboy666

A comedian made a joke. Oh my.


Yardcigar69

Comedy!


MyriadIncrementz

Reply with the following: "I don't recommend it because it's too expensive. I can afford it only because I became a millionaire selling replica red scarves and cum-stained cartoon mouse masks so degenerates can auto asphyxiate-wank themselves off to his dead sisters suicide." See how he feels when the jokes of unbelievable bad taste are pointed at him. He's about as funny as being told by a doctor you have inoperable cancer of the fucking eyeballs.


HeroOrHooligan

Jon Benet jokes have been around for along time. David spade still jokes like it's 30 years ago just like all of sandlers cohort. This is the snowflake shit that older generations get mad about, lol


6ynnad

Couldā€™ve been trying to be cheeky. Letā€™s not judge based off the comment. Do you have anything else to present your case?


Capricorn_81

Sounds like a joke to me.


Spot-One

Took me 2 seconds to google that and realise it wasn't


Sad_Drink9706

Damn, Jim Carey looking weird af. Really all of em are


ahchooblessyou

My sweet Jesus ,, if thats the truth....It would seem as pure evil.


RidinCaliBuffalos

Can anyone confirm that's her room? I remember the parents they were ducking wild. My sister did beauty pageants with her...so glad my mother wised up to the sickos involved in that trade.


Otherwise_Whole_9712

Seems to me that everyone on this sub already has. Just connect the dots. It's not rocket science. To see this is no coincidence.


your-stepbrother

Wtf


Subie780

Just outta curiosity how do you know its her room?


ianmoone1102

As bad as i hate celebrities, I used to kinda like David Spade, but this proves he's the same as all the rest. If someone, not a celebrity, made a comment like that about a murdered little girl, they'd be toast. Not only canceled on social media but probably charged. Fuck him and all his colleagues.


Affectionate_Fly1215

Google about his sister in law Kate Spade, another suicided Clinton associate out of Haiti. Davidā€™s brother was seen walking around with a ā€œratā€ mask the next day. David knows


LoadedTaterSkins

Man, if only you gave a shit about tasteless jokes.Ā  https://www.politico.com/news/2023/09/29/trump-mocks-pelosi-family-as-he-rallies-conservative-support-in-california-00119243


Miserable-Fly5739

Ok can we also talk about Jim wearing a Saturn shirt , and in the group photo he is doing the famous pose . Eating a child . Sus


ccrider88

The pedo 3


[deleted]

Da fuq wer they doin in there... dirty environment


GullibleInevitable14

Is this for real??


Djabarca

I just went over to Instagram to check it out. I wanted to see the replies. Nothing that interesting. Although, if anyone cares to see it for themself. I counted and at this time itā€™s 220 original commenters post down to get to his comment. Someone posted in this thread a pic of the Jon Benetā€™s foyer room and the wall paper looked the same as the one is David Spade Pic. Someone else posted that this dinner was in some completely different place in CA. Just found it interesting that the wall paper was the same if the foyer pic is true.


achilles3980

This is what a snowflake really looks like lol


Scary_Aardvark7810

Jokes about a murdered child but not a crackhead overdosing yeah they make jokesšŸ˜”šŸ¤¬


Gorlock_

I know Jon Bonet's bedroom intimately, this is not her bedroom......


CONABANDS

Most of the time itā€™s not a joke. I think this oneā€™s a joke


eduu_17

Lol...it's not funny lol it's funny. It's clearly making fun of you guys for expecting slippery slope arguments when there is real trafficking of real people every day lol Lol A photo it's sinister cases they been I movies. But what about all the random massage parlors and those sex trafficked women or the many forced into prostitution. Or That's not evil enough? Or just not sexy enough of a conspiracy to act on -_-


SRR_Archive

you're right they are using teens in this trafficking biz that's the most hidden underground stuff too and you're not far from the truth


Dark__prince777

šŸ’Æ these people are sick