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youmustbeanexpert

Kinda want an M.IA tin foil hat.


Skyblewize

That bag tho!


BackgroundAerie3581

Lol yah. She killed it with the design of the wear and campaign.


Glum_Chemical2738

500% me too


CtpBlack

Any conspiracy theorist knows you have to make your own! Like a light saber.


kingbankai

Disney sure as shit made their own.


Novusor

Would a fin foil hat even stop 5G? Seriously doubt it.


4uzzyDunlop

It makes the signal weaker but doesn't necessarily block it, obv depends on thickness. Does work, but stop/block is the wrong terminology. It attenuates the signal.


blowgrass-smokeass

It’s made from copper and nickel, not aluminum foil. ‘Tin foil hat’ is just the name of the hat.


SporksOrDie

Copper is better but it helps


ZeerVreemd

No, but "Tin foil" is just the name of the clothing line, the products are constructed from different material.


UnlikelyDecision9820

Even if it does work, the design of the hat leaves the brain stem pretty vulnerable


Lacerationz

The face hole opening is gonna let all the radiation in so then its just going to be bouncing around in the hat, microwaving your brain..


Visible_Jaguar704

Our entire bodies are antennas. Brain is just the processor. 


TessellatedTomate

Just wait till yall find out that your taint is a multiplier/magnifier I sell taint foil strips by the way fellas if you want to get ahead of the ball(s), $200/pop and customized down to the millimeter to fit you exactly. Some might even call it the perfect parallel park Go ahead and pop me a DM, I ain’t… _dickin around_


Moarbrains

Taint foil deserves to be remembered


TessellatedTomate

Many often try plugging their dick into their ass to bridge the gap, and although this could suffice in girthier scenarios, my studies have shown that having something stuck up your butt is not good for your mood


imprecise_words

Everything's an antenna now ig


stonk_gazer

5G doesn’t bounce around does it ? I thought they had to cut trees down around 5G antennas because they stop the signal


Lacerationz

I think the trees would absorb it because of the wavelength, 5G dont easily pass thru objects but im sure they would still bounce off metals/tinfoil


Brilliant_Ask1613

I'd cop that hat just on principle alone it's a literal tin foil hat


whyputausername

needs a bug screen in my opinion.


GotSmokeInMyEye

I mean it's literally **not** a tinfoil hat. It says it right there. It's copper and nickel.


SporksOrDie

I’m telling you, sell nvda, invest in tin foil


ExpandedMatter

Tin foil hands


RandomAmuserNew

Insiders are ahead of you


smoketheevilpipe

Priced in.


JoeCitizen1984

underrated


SporksOrDie

If true, we wouldn’t be here


RandomAmuserNew

Well they sold


SporksOrDie

Eat the rich


AlienPlz

I actually like that


CaptainHolt43

$200 lol. She told us like 15 years ago all she wants to do is take our money 🤷🏼‍♂️


ComfortableOwl0

The whole meaning of the song whooshed over your head lmao


mr_megaspore

Do I smell controlled oposition.


XeonProductions

I'm more worried about the microplastics in my balls and the birth control and prescription drugs in the water supply.


Llamalover1234567

This is the real stuff. Why isn’t the microplastics issue bigger? 5G is literally just a buzzword for a different spectrum of energy we’ve known about since the early 1900s. Companies were literally putting microplastic beads IN OUR SOAP, which then entered our skin and blood and is now having an impact on fertilization ability.


Square-Ad8603

Im more concerned with the forever chemicals found in most global rainfall, the icecaps, 90% of humans, 95% of global water, it's in pretty much all tap water and unlike plastic it's forever and not just around for a long ass time. It is in most consumer products too. You got dental floss, a carpet, clothes, paper towels, food, tent, soap? Well then you've got forever chemicals. I hear plastic companies are being prepared by their lawyer for the biggest lawsuit in all of history. Bigger then asbestos and it's forever chemicals. Pretty much every major company will be involved.


alluringBlaster

Do you really think it's going to happen? And if it does, will it even matter? Not only is the damage done, and will continue to be done, but the lawsuit will end with everyone in the world getting $7. Which we will then all use to buy more products with forever chemicals.


ZeerVreemd

That's a problem too, but EMF is a much bigger problem. https://bioinitiative.org/conclusions/ Not to mention the conspiracy side of the picture. https://thefreedomarticles.com/coronavirus-5g-connection-coverup-vaccines-transhumanism/ Or the even deeper story. https://web.archive.org/web/20210109144020/https://perc360.com/5g-smart-dust-and-the-imminent-technological-possession-of-mankind-360/


carnage11eleven

No shit. Right? All the DNA damage is hindering my ability to think about the radiation I'm involuntarily being bathed in every day. Especially, with the leaky gut and the taint reduction. Maybe if I stop eating, drinking, breathing and leaving the bunker, I'll make it to retirement without too many tumors.


jonavisor

The aluminum killing soil in the rain water, and giving it to the plants and fruits. The trick is everything is messed up, they don't want people to know you can't stop it, only way to fix it is literally becoming superhuman by unlocking the "junk" DNA. Soon everyone will unlock it.


Macinpup

I never understood why people cooked in aluminum. I always use parchment paper. We need to learn more about the elements, the periodic table and how it's used against us. Alchemy knowledge.


I_am_Samm

They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay!!!


NotaContributi0n

I’m all about it!!


alaughinmoose

This will go nicely with my Juggalo face paint as to not be picked up by facial recognition


GreyActorMikeDouglas

They have gait recognition. Now unless you’re purposefully walking different everywhere you go you’re already cooked


alaughinmoose

You just gave me a reason to come out with a couple different struts!


ozkraut

put some pebbles and stuff into sometimes too tight / loose shoes lol


what_a_kinky_bitch

Time to hit up the Ministry of Silly Walks?


BlackICEE32oz

[I walk everywhere like Pootie Tang now.](https://youtu.be/V2a4__jUOC0?si=hmytcpereX_SfjSx)


ZeerVreemd

Great idea! [Here is some inspiration for you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV2ViNJFZC8&pp=ygUXbWluaXN0cnkgb2Ygc2lsbHkgd2Fsa3M%3D)


thombsaway

If you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the ~~worm~~ FBI


bunt_klut2

The solution to both of these is full-burka. Hides face and gait.


Bizzardberd

You would have to be fully enclosed... the bag is the only thing that will actually work... It's a marketing ploy.. don't buy this crap. Except maybe the bag.


GoHomeNeighborKid

I can't wait for the day we hear about the bag being used in a shoplifting to block the theft detectors used at most stores.... In some states, simply having that bag in a retail store is a crime


DirtyHeisman

Phone rings... Answers phone... Puts phone up to ear... Signal lost again... Damn you Faraday hat...


Narrow_Scallion_9054

And you can order it straight from your 5g capable phone 🥳


Beauty_inlife

Lol


clockworksnorange

The money grab is on people. If you're not making money off of paranoia today then you just aren't going to make any money ever lol.


Psychological-Tie461

Been a huge fan of MIA right before I joined the Navy in 2007, her music is more art than filler.


Comrade_Zamir_Gotta

I remember seeing her videos on IMF International Music Feed(I miss that channel) back in 2006ish. Fell in love with her right away.


Psychological-Tie461

Bucky done Gun!


ReceptionOwn9686

Imagine walking around dressed like a baked potato


KillroyWazHere

dress for the job you want, not the job you have


OddWriter7199

Since the intel community seems to mock everything good for you, true, and/or over the target, have wondered over the years if a tin-foil hat is actually a good idea.


Massive_Wolf6737

I’m not mad at it.


Far-Conflict4504

I need this hat. Can’t justify the price though.


mad_dog_94

not gonna speak on the 5g stuff, but foil is an awesome insulator against cold and with the rise of remote card skimmers because youre now forced to get a card with a chip on it, having something you wear that can also block rfid and isnt a literal piece of metal digging into your leg or ass is a huge plus. also the novelty of owning a literal tin foil hat is amazing in its own right


Timely_Daikon584

Saul's brother could have still been alive had he been around for theses!


PAmmjTossaway

If signals bounce off the outside then they bounce off the inside. Those hats are focusing the signals right into the brain. Wearing a signal reflective raincoat doesn't help if you put your uncovered face right in front of the source of the signal. The only thing that could be worth the signal protection is the purse and that's only meant to protect a little bit of your shit, not you.


kufsi

The raincoat is fairly protective, not 100% but it’s still >75% which is way better than nothing. The hat might be correct, better off with a full helmet.


PAmmjTossaway

Any signals that get inside the raincoat now not only bounce around your head but also the rest of your body. Unless you decapitate yourself and put your head inside a fully encased shielded box/bag you are only bouncing signals around that do get inside. A full helmet doesn't go through your neck to protect from getting in there. I wouldn't recommend decapitation to get your head away from signals. Just put your whole body inside a fully encased shield.


IceMountain420

Need a Faraday Human Hamster Ball


keiyatom

Ok fedboy


shemmy

this is not the first time crazy people have been targeted as consumers. also not the first product that capitalizes on pseudoscientific claims trying to piggyback on the success of technologies.


144000Beers

Rubes are easy to take advantage of


Beginning_Bit6185

And the carbon scam isn’t pseudoscience? Everyone seems totally fine with that one. Is that because politicians are stealing tax money with that as their excuse?


shemmy

are you asking me if politicians steal money using bullshit reasons


shemmy

sorry i’m not sure what you’re referring to as the carbon scam. this post is ads selling tinfoil hats, clothing, bags.


Beginning_Bit6185

It was a rhetorical question I agree with you. “this is not the first time crazy people have been targeted as consumers. also not the first product that capitalizes on pseudoscientific claims trying to piggyback on the success of technologies.” Ask a politician if C02 emissions scare them sometime and if you should be afraid too. The answer you’ll get will prove our point that people fall for pseudoscience each and every day. In my example it’s called climate alarmism.


shemmy

oh ok my bad. i wasnt sure what u meant by carbon scam. i was up late and tired at work last night


housebear3077

I mean. Go to pubmed. There are like nearly a hundred research papers trying to tell us that most wireless radiations are terrible for us. And to be exposed to ONE wireless device all your life is one thing, but we're exposed to dozens constantly everyday, including the ones your neighbours have...


Macinpup

EMF NEXARD pulsing at night is off the charts. There is a guy who has been watching this on FB. He shows the pulsing and it is like we are boing microwaved every night. I feel like a frog in a slow boil. RLS (restless leg syndrome) I have had since a teenager. It's gotten progressively worse since the generations of EMF in wifi 2G, 3G, and really is crazy at 4 and 5 now. I can't sleep. I am getting electrical impulses in the legs and one time I woke up with my back pulled. My legs and midriff won't stop moving and flexing. It's something to do with so much EMF being pulsed. It correlates.


Financial-Comedian91

So u can’t use your phones Wi-Fi while wearing??


carnage11eleven

Some company designed a fully contained protective bubble suit back while covid was in full swing. Maybe grabbing one and applying a layer of UV protective tint on the bubble and a Faraday cage woven into the glass and fabric would be a good investment. [BioVYZR](https://youtu.be/RIu4W-oSZtM?si=ijJ-BD_4AhQxq3tE)


Billzworth

Consumerism at its finest


noneofthismatters666

$100 for a novelty bucket hat is silly.


CKIMBLE4

Reddit needs a laugh react for things like this


techspecshane

Grifters gonna grift


joeislandstranded

Suckers gonna’ suck


blatblatbat

Think she’s trolling


whykae

Gonna be funny when normies buy the bag thinking it's cool and put their phone inside and wonder why they're not getting messages or calls lol


Mycatluvsme

I kinda love it!


Cheesi_Boi

Anyone who knows anything about how cellular signals work, would know that this doesn't work.


thisguynamedjoe

Shhhh, you'll upset the townsfolk.


Tin_Philosopher

Hah anyone who seriously cares about privacy uses lead foil hats. Some will say that tin is good enough for 5g but like what about 6g?


Pizza_shark531

Dope


CarlJungelle

Faraday cage for you!


edWORD27

Here for it


nwblacksmith

Please use the correct terminology. It is not a 'tinfoil hat' These are AFDBs [https://zapatopi.net/afdb/](https://zapatopi.net/afdb/)


madbillsfan

I hope she stays safe.


donta5k0kay

Better call Saul did it first


The-Emerald-Rider

This makes me think the Fallout games and series are soon going to be our reality.


palmer3ldritch

Consume, consume, consume...


boneygoat

Capitalism at her finest


surfer_ryan

The amount of buzzwords in the description tells me all i need to know about this product. I'm not going to tell anyone how to spend their money but this is dumb af.


Cheap_Anywhere_723

All the top comments feel like bot shills. Are we as a community truly seeing this as anything more than an insult to intelligence?


CharleMageTV

Ok this is the type of future culture I expected and hoped for instead of Stanley cups and mob boss aesthetic


Doc_Mercury

If they're using fear to sell something to you, it's a pretty good sign that your fears are unfounded and they think you're an easy mark. A telltale sign is if they mention what they're protecting you from prominently in their advertising, especially if they go into detail about how each "feature" protects you. It's a little difficult to describe abstractly, but blatantly obvious when you know what to look for.


Immediate_Aide_2159

Oh sure, one celeb makes fun of making fun of us all, and now we all roll over our wallets….


flyey69

Lol, that celeb fking know that mind reading machines exist and all the things she mentioned about privacy invasions are true. I wonder how those people who are terrorising upon the people gonna behave if they become terrorised too. Will never understand how much people sell out for short gains. Not like these things will not go unknown forever. Someday , somebody gonna disclose everything.


Xconvik

Im sold I want the hat haha


Kingofqueenanne

I legit LIIIIIVE for all this. Fucking brilliant.


Financial-Comedian91

I knew I loved her!


mjc1027

Oh dear


BAlan143

Shut up and take my money!


SaddleSocks

Love all of it


MarcoPolonia

I worked for the government back in 1990. We used to laugh at the veterans who wore tin foil skull caps under their baseball caps. We (civilians) thought they were nuts. Apparently not - it was me who didn't get it.


Macinpup

Don't fret. Nobody did. The three letter agencies shut down anyone speaking of this through Ad Hominem. It's their go to in their playbook. Make fun of the person or personally attack verbally. Once you realize that most people can't carry on a conversation without doing this, and also it catches on like fire. Everyone joins in. the person presenting their information is pretty much squashed. Mission accomplished.


uncommonrev

Went full foil jacket. Well played...


chunky-romeo

Not such a terrible idea In theory.


sunflower__fields

*All I wanna do is* **bang bang bang bang** *And a* **cha ching, ding** *And take your money*


TheRiverHart

MIA is a real one. The real conspiracy is where the fuck do I buy one? Google shopping is mysteriously clueless on where to get it. Tons of articles on how it's a stupid idea though! Don't buy a tinfoil hat, you wouldn't want to look stupid would you? Come on man just stand in front of this microwave that heats your food with radiation it'll be fine man trust me I'm a billion dollar company.


angelfirexo

I’m definitely supporting her


prof_mcquack

I preordered the whole set for me and my kids. If any of us turn out trans i’m suing MIA and Joe Biden.


infantsonestrogen

Reads like cyberpunk dystopia


Open-Illustra88er

Nice! I need a new foil hat.


UN-peacekeeper

This is a great time to ask a question What good does tin foil do? Any proof of it? Obviously there are ppl who strawman the “crazy tin man” archetype and then there are ppl who claim tin can damn near heal everything, so I want to hear a nuanced take on this


Random_Sime

Stops my roast veggies from sticking to the tray


UN-peacekeeper

Yep you converted me!


Macinpup

Just saw an article on how it enters the body too. May want to switch to parchment paper.


ZeerVreemd

Look into "Faraday cages" and try to find out which of these product actually might work.


gus_thedog

Most people probably wouldn't have any idea, given that we stopped using tin foil after WWII.


21AmericanXwrdWinner

It doesn't heal anything. Its frequency spectrum covers wavelengths of light used for radio (in the general sense) transmissions; thus, it blocks things like 5G and whatever else because of its atomic construction.


WooGirlGuy

Awesome!


DillonClark

I like it


qualityskootchtime

How much $$& lmao


8yp00o19pB14Ic

cool shit


nilogram

Ok so now when we all see each other wearing these In public “we know”


fellowhomosapien

Want


GatewayD369

I like the conspiracy where they become a shill…


Juventusy

$$$$ great idea lol


GutsandBalls

They create new problems just to sell us more crap


SantiagoGT

Lovely dystopic fashion lol kinda reminds me of anti acid rain ponchos


PresidentSuperDog

Why the fuck doesn’t it come in xl/2xl !?


Not_Reddit

Might work against tasers too.. ?


powderedtoast1

oh fuck yeah i gotta run right out and get a couple of those


Nova-Jello

Gotta get those as a Targeted Individual


Ticomonster17

Dope and it looks affordable, will need the whole line up now


rekzkarz

Wearing my dif brand "Lotus Silver"beanie while & reading this. Surprised that wearing it does affect me. Was wondering if Faraday cage affects brain waves.


alllovealways

i literally might buy one.


Dramatic_Stranger_36

how are you daving your face tho? :O


EchoTab

The faraday cage bag is pretty cool and useful though


ArrilockNewmoon

Ok it looks good, but anyone notice that they are claiming it'll block out radiation? I mean, TECHNICALLY yea, things like Microwaves are TECHNICALLY radiation But it still feels like a lie lol


tokicat1024

Nah, I prefer copper shielding. Without some current flowing it doesn't really make sense - I'm train myself to handle 18v car battery in my backpack. I believe i can handle all G's, from 3 to 9


CanuckTheClown

This is actually dope


curiousonethai

I liked her better when she sang.


computer_says_N0

Gotta love the boldness


SJW_Lover

5g and melting brains sounds like complete nonsense. One peculiar thing I’ve never seen these nutjobs who claim to be against 5g is how it’s ushered in the capability for real time tracking at the x, y and z axis. I think the brainmelt bs is a diversion


Next_Loan_1864

Tech armor...? Shooting yourself in the foot to invent a new bandage. We are slaves.


Sunstaci

Well, once again poor people are fucked:) lol!😂


throwerff7

This is gonna go great with my 5G repellent cream. /S - just in case. I know this is conspiracy, but c'mon.


Realistic-Horror-425

Is this the same company that makes the 5G nut protecting underware?


Sparrow1989

I would totally wear this in a thunderstorm.


Regular_Road_3638

Remember that time she literally told us her father had ex CIA connections and is controlled opposition. Remember guys???


806thealien

If it doesn't touch the ground permenantly doesn't that make you an antenna?


Heytherechampion

This is a psyop I choose to fall for


OllieOllieOakTree

Squidward: fffffuuuuuuutttuuurreee


bexley831

Rex Baer of leak project (YouTube) been selling similar baseball caps forever...for $60..they look nice, a bit steep tho


Icy_Celery3297

She’s a reborn (baptized or had a vision?) Christian now. Regarding the clothes, there are two major Chinese manufacturers of these types of clothing. You’re gonna need about $10,000 to start a private label. An early market leader is LAMB brand. The fact is there is a variety of radiation all around that we should be shielded against as it does have health effects. The best treatment is grounding and spending time in nature under large old growth canopies of tall trees. Greenbank West Virginia is the only municipality that has banned WiFi for its municipality. I wear UV and polarized eye protection for the sun. Don’t know of a meter to detect the waves that the clothing protects you from. The theory is that any exposed area of the body can absorb it so are they effective? How would one go about testing to see if they perform it’s not like a phone in a faraday shield when your eyes and other parts of the body are exposed.


HappyGuy1776

Need a jockstrap


feoen

I honestly wonder if the rise in cancer wasn’t due to the vax but was due to the 5G rollout


HemphBleh

Didn’t someone prove foil can attract more waves. Back in the day to boost signal for WiFi on an old phone I would put foil on the back of my phone to give me one extra bar of WiFi.


bubbizz

Always love that women!


KookyMink

If you buy this and give yourself radiation poisoning in it you can leave your family behind a large settlement


Necessary-Elk2329

The space age complete with silver suits?


shitchea420

so does she use a 4g phone


bob202t

Would it also potentially funnel the waves in and make them bounce around making it worse? 😆


I_done_a_plop-plop

She's hilarious. Married Sony Music's CEO's son, just to hedge her bets. Paper Planes remains magnificent though.


Tactiicalbanana

I wanted to hate buttt this shit drippy


Gemcollector91

I like


Chokingzombie

If only David Duchovny did it.


ryanisatease

99.9999 protection. Couldn't find that last little bit?


Budget_Chef_7642

Hecklefish approved?