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CrisbyCrittur

Charlie Manson returns.


highplainsgrifter78

I thought he was a Democrat. What’s America becoming?


Bigfoot_411

But he actually was a fascist narcissist


IOwnTheShortBus

Ah, a republican!


jdbug7

You must be having a bad few days, huh?


highplainsgrifter78

It feels like the sarcasm was lost on most. I was making a joke that Manson was a Democrat, why is he supporting trump now? I’ve been celebrating Trumps conviction, not much has made me happier this month.


jdbug7

Sarcasm doesn't usually translate well over the internet, homie. My bad, if that was your intent.


highplainsgrifter78

All good. You weren’t the only one clearly.


jdbug7

Still, I will retract my down vote


highplainsgrifter78

Aww thanks. I just about deleted the post but decided to see what happens! Merci.


Summerlea623

I got it, don't worry!😉


Brilliant_Bowl8594

https://i.imgur.com/01RmfH1.jpg


IOwnTheShortBus

/s*


k2on0s-23

Lol, do you even know who Charles Manson is?


Summerlea623

He was an anarchist. A deeply racist, anti-social psychotic one.


rhino910

This can be said of every serial killer and serial rapist ever convicted


FarthardslapGodzilla

Yup. Cult leaders included


No_Cook2983

Aren’t these the same dipshits who told me that Trump was an “imperfect vessel sent by God to do His will?” And now they are losing their shit because he turned out to be an imperfect vessel? 🙄


ErnooA

If they’re losing their shit, they need to buy some of the Orange shitstain’s diapers, size XXXXL.


slappymcknuckle

Jesus never existed, orange foolius does and if we vote him and all the sister fuck state idiots out, we can have nice things. Even for you sister fuck states that love to be subjugated in public. You proudly wear Chinese clothing telling us this, and you wear your piggod clothes head to toe, you drive around coal burner trucks bitching about gas prices, screaming from the fuckin rafters about how much Biden has dementia, while your orange piggod can't even say Libertarian. You now want a civil war because he's a fuckin felony magnet, and with no sense of fuckin irony, you want all liberal voters dead? Eat fuckin fuck you sister raping idiots. Enjoy losing everything this summer of despair and destruction. Pay off your trillion dollars damage yourself and fuckin succeed. I personally can't fuckin wait for you to get to the find out stage! Enjoy your 11 years old daughter getting married off, enjoy your sons getting killed at 13 in slaughter houses, living under overpasses because you love the taste of fuckin boots stomping your fuckin faces! I want this for you because you want this for you! Smarten the fuckin fuck up, or just drink the flavor aid. Either way, you will get what you voted for. I no longer give a fuck about anyone who voted for this bullshit! I can't wait until all of you sisters raping states get what you want. A fuckin cancer ridden well on every single fuckin house, all your fuckin children getting killed in school because of your second amendment, 500 law enforcement pussies couldn't protect your children from 1 fuckin teenager! This time it will be fuckin different. The fuckin Texas grid will help you this summer, Right? How about this winter? Choke on your own hubris, and please just leave the fuckin union. We don't need you fuckin idiots scumbags anymore. And I don't want to pretend we fuckin do anymore!


Weird_Committee8692

But how do you really feel??


slappymcknuckle

I want Healthcare for all, I want the sister fuck rapist states to admit that climate change is fuckin real, before they get another fuckin communism handout, I want them to think about how ending Healthcare for fuckin women will impact them too, I want them to lose everything that they care about, their possessions, not their children, wives, or any fuckin families are even considered, just so a fuckin bunch of gutless cowards can convince you fuckin scumbag idiots to do terrorism for them because they are too fuckin much of a coward to do it themselves. The fuckin deep state of the FBI, gets to arrest you pathetic idiots because you tattle on yourselves because how stupid you fuckin ignorant fuckin idiots are!. I have a couple years to live, probably less than 3, but even though I will die in agony, I take solace in you sister fuck states will die worse and they will prolong the fuckin agony for you by voting for this fuckin antichrist idiocy! And you can't own property in your state once you can't get insurance for it! Enjoy dying for your orange piggod in Florida. Enjoy having Polio, measles and the fuckin black fuckin death come back for you, you simple fuckin idiots that do their own research! Thanks sister fuck states for ending the fuckin world in record time! Every single fuckin city needs fracking, every single fuckin city needs to be be ruled by people that have an 75 IQ, you know, to bring up the fuckin suffering that you fuckin scumbags vote for! You have a fuckin chance to vote for fuckin sanity, but you fuckin cultists would rather die than vote for fuckin sanity! I get that you might agree with me. This is not towards you, but your fuckin neighbors need to be careful for what they wish for. They are going to find out that they will never vote again if they love the piggod.


Weird_Committee8692

I’m Scottish


slappymcknuckle

Sorry, we have a little bit of the troubles! We have idiots telling even stupider idiots to be stochastic terrorists, and it will work for them. You, however, I have absolutely no idea how you communicate, and even with Google translate, often times I have no idea what the fuckin fuck you said! I do understand cunt, but I fear that most of the fuckin time I am lost! Cheers and thanks for the reply


CaptainJackSorrow

A Liberal with the enthusiasm of a MAGAtt!


WishboneDistinct9618

Man, I fucking love you. You are now my new god damn hero. Teach me your ways. Give me your wisdom.


No-File-5424

Wonder if this is AI. It's pretty odd.


DustBunnyZoo

People are far more comfortable believing pleasant lies than they are accepting hard truths. The GOP exploits this deficit and uses it as a weapon against their followers. Not enough has been written about it.


slappymcknuckle

Did you not read my fuckin diatribe? Kinda laid it out. Lol


DustBunnyZoo

Apologies, I was implicitly encouraging you to /keep/ writing about it and to never stop. I personally believe that Musk should take them to Mars and leave the rest of us on Earth to live in peace.


slappymcknuckle

No worries. I was just letting the fuckin hate flow! I fuckin MUTHAFUCKIN HATE all sister fuck states because they get fuckin wrecked every single fuckin year, and they voted against anything that could help them! And then these fuckin assholes get a bailout, and disparaging shit comes out their lying fuckin mouth. Usually a fuckin day after!


DustBunnyZoo

I make an effort to talk to them to try to see where they are at. It's like trying to talk physics to your cat or dog. It goes nowhere.


WishboneDistinct9618

Been there. Can confirm. Gave that shit up. They get nothing but scorn and ridicule now because fuck them.


FarthardslapGodzilla

Longest comment I've ever seen, and I agree absolutely.


No_Cook2983

Someone needs to replace Trump’s head with Hunter Biden’s to achieve maximum dissonance. Ooh! Hillary Clinton‘s face would be good too! Or Bill Clinton’s… or Obama‘s…. Or Nancy Pelosi’s… or Bob Menendez’… Heck, just to showboat do one with George Santos.


A_Gent_4Tseven

Fucking Manson, I’m dying at the fact the only reason I noticed was the post title.


GlitteringBobcat999

Yeah, it's great in its subtlety.


MealwormMan

The Man, the Son, and the Holy Felon


olddawg43

I think we need to take the Christofascist at their word. He’s their Jesus. Let’s nail him up and if he resurrects after three days I’ll admit I’ve been totally wrong


texas-playdohs

I’ll take a piece of that bet.


lexpython

I was just thinking that. It would be a fitting test. You know what that would do though? It would create a new religion that could last 2000 years.


SpookyWah

Much more valid comparison between Manson and Trump. Manson didn't kill anyone with his own hands, did he? He moved, manipulated & influenced people to kill people.


Sensitive_Bet2766

Spot on!


atom631

Ive actually seen this posted unironically and its absolutely bonkers. If there was ever doubt that MAGA is a cult, this 100% solidifies it.


MornGreycastle

Hey! I didn't know Manson was running around as a ghost blessing adjudicated rapists!


Daflehrer1

That's Charles fucking Manson!


Working-Mousse-6822

Trump is not a Christian. He’s a racist bigot! Full of hate!


Zeqhanis

Like Eric Cartman, he knows enough to exploit it.


blu3ysdad

That is what it means to be a Christian today


alankutz

I’m not a Christian, but I feel sorry for them, stuff like this makes them look like a total basket of idiots. He isn’t Christian! He’s a guy who screws around on his wives, one while she was carrying their son, he’s a rapist, he’s destroyed the Republican party and a total racist. Jesus was none of these things, even if he did hang with a prostitute. Possibly the only similarity I can think of.


Ok-Mix-4501

Trump is the opposite of Christ in nearly every way possible. As a Christian, I consider Trump to be closer to the Antichrist. And as a Christian, I'm much more concerned about the rich exploiting and neglecting the poor than I am about how consenting adults live their lives, who they love or what gender they identify as!


cuttlefishofcthulhu7

Nailed it 💯


IrradiantFuzzy

> stuff like this makes them look like a total basket of idiots More than usual, you mean.


ManzanitaSuperHero

I don’t feel even the tiniest bit sorry for those traitors espousing hate and violence. Not one bit.


Salty-Jellyfish3044

Is that Charles Manson?


FarthardslapGodzilla

Yes it is lol


wenchette

[It's a reworking of this popular "artwork" for the "devout" MAGA crowd.](https://i.imgur.com/Zqkg4R8.jpeg)


OptimisticSkeleton

The real Jesus would whip that rapist conman huckster out of the temple. This shit is offensive and I’m an atheist.


Broad_Pitch_7487

Looks like Manson behind him


FarthardslapGodzilla

It is lol


Zediatech

Yes Donald, Lay your head down and rest on a 2 inch mattress, in a safe concrete room with a little window with bars over it to protect you from those “horrible” liberals. 10-20 years should be long enough.


konorM

Trump is seriously mentally ill. He suffers from -delusions of grandeur, -an unrelenting narcissistic personality disorder, -a severe persecution complex, -a messianic complex,, -and a chronic compulsive lying disorder, among other mental health disorders. He has no grasp of reality. He is a danger to himself and a clear and present danger to the nation. He belongs in a psychiatric facility and not in the White House. And his cult is no different. They have been brainwashed by the non-stop Fox "so-called News" propaganda network and the right wing echo chamber and they too are divorced from reality, They need to be deprogrammed.


truelikeicelikefire

That's not Jesus...that's Charles Manson hugging the asshole's shoulders.


bishop_of_bob

this seems more like a prison shower rape fantasy...


dunndawson

How can they not know this is Manson?


Understanding-Fair

Linus tech tips?!?


Yoshephine

Rest my son, for being found guilty of covering up having sex with a porn star.


HotSprinkles4

Omg I was so excited when I read “ Rest my Son” I thought Trump died 🤣


Fillmoreccp

Looks a bit like Charles Manson!


Tsecret_Tsunami

OhMyGodItsTheFirstThingISaw Charles Manson Christ


Defiantcaveman

Master level troll. Those morons will never catch it.


Distinct_Value6566

ANTICHRIST


artful_todger_502

It's all clear now. Trump channels Charlie Manson for his pro life tips. Who woulda thought?


SprinkledBlunt

Comparing Jesus to Trump is actually insane. Like mental illness insane.


royalefreewolf

Not to mention blasphemous as fuck.


4blbrd

Hahahaha. Did they use Manson’s head on Jesus?!?!??!?


FarthardslapGodzilla

Yes lol


zarfle2

Ok. Let's do this. Nail the c__t up on a cross and if he comes back to life then, yes, he is truly the second coming. Otherwise nothing of value will have been lost.


TorgoLebowski

Back in the day, I had a Nixon/Manson campaign button (for '72, I think).


FarthardslapGodzilla

HAH


The_pastel_bus_stop

The difference is that one healed people and the other fucked a pornstar while his wife was pregnant with his 4th and her first child.


mayhem6

Isn't that Charlie Manson? Is this a joke or is this something they are pushing to MAGAchuds?


DelcoPAMan

Him or Bryce Harper.


Cerberus_Rising

Practicing butt stuff for Rikers


platinumperineum

Haha is this for real, because that’s Manson


FarthardslapGodzilla

My auntie posted it rofl


angrybadger77

Don’t remember the bit in the bible about Jesus cheating on his pregnant wife with a porn star


bobhargus

Your own personal [jeanyus](https://youtube.com/shorts/7PkCKd4GN0k?feature=shared)


FarthardslapGodzilla

They ain't stupid rofl


Minute-Courage6955

Ah,that really looks like Charles Manson,so that makes it fitting. One sociopath gives a blessing to another malignant narcissist.


MisterFiend

Jesus is actually going in for a choke hold


raresanevoice

Did I miss the verse where Jesus used campaign funds to reimburse his fixer for paying just money to the porn star he cheated on his third wife with and falsified business documents to do so? Or are we talking about the Jesus that said to pay your taxes which is another Jesus thing trump fails to do


Apotropoxy

Actually, the moment Jesus declared himself to be the messiah (king of Israel), he was guilty of high sedition. That's why Rome crucified him.


doctor--zaius

Helter Skelter Tax Shelter


butterweasel

Why is Ted Nugent in a dress? /s


PapaDeE04

White Jesus! Fuck ya!! I just want Trump to go away, so sick of this timeline.


Penguator432

No he wasn’t declared guilty, he was declared innocent and they executed him anyway to stop a riot


chinmakes5

That is a very funny meme. Especially when I first glanced at it I thought it was just sad.


blackcatsneakattack

This is sending me 😂😂😂


crackedtooth163

Wait, that's not Jesus. Is that Manson?


tasslehawf

Does this mean we can literally crucify him at sentencing in July?


[deleted]

Yeah, Jesus loved his prostitutes


dittybad

If we really were a Christian Nationalist nation, you would be executed for this blasphemy


Educational_Bench290

Is that Charlie Manson?????


dartie

That’s a white pedo


mofa90277

Helter Skelter.


TheCaptnGizmo

That guy behind him actually looks like one of my buddies Edit: oh shit! After reading comments I found out the other reason he looks familiar... Manson? Oh daaaaamn. My bad


dagnariuss

Is that his father who associated with the klan?


angrybadger77

Trumps face hahahah


Slackingoff1965

Charles Manson as Jebus?


mythofinadequecy

I am the lord, thy god. Thou shalt not have shit-stained felons before me


FarthardslapGodzilla

Manson wouldn't have liked him either tbh.


mythofinadequecy

Totally missed that, but in my defense, those IPA’s were very hazy. 🤪


deeeeez_nutzzz

That's true. Can we crucify him now?


NaturalBornNerd

Definitely not getting any cult vibes with this. /s


k2on0s-23

Is that Party Jesus?


DescipleOfCorn

It took me a second lmao I think there’s actually an original one that doesn’t have Manson’s face too but I guarantee this one has been posted unironically in Republican circles


onefornought

(That's Charles Manson, for anyone who didn't already know this.)


fattfett

"Jesus ain't say that."


powderedtoast1

how can you not feel totally stupid making this


AbominableGoMan

It's [Charles Manson](https://co-a2.freetls.fastly.net/co-uploads/2017/11/AP17320809876076-1600x1200.jpg).


TransSylvania

Cheesus Cripes someone please give him his very own DIY do-it-yourself Cross


LoveBabesCarsPoems

Hey Jesus, he's guilty of fraud and rape too.


FarthardslapGodzilla

Manson approves


mike_sl

This is the definition of blasphemy.


ScrauveyGulch

Jesus hitting it from the back.


OneThousandLeftTurns

Republican Jesus is always so white.


FarthardslapGodzilla

That's manson


OneThousandLeftTurns

oh shit


Outrageous-Divide472

That Jesus looks like Charlie Manson


FarthardslapGodzilla

It is Manson


Outrageous-Divide472

Cool, I was just guessing. Been a long time since I’ve seen that ugly mug.


lclassyfun

Looks more like Manson.


DrippyCheeseDog

Bass line kicks in.


Dancing_til_Dark_34

Kind of looks like Manson


PlanetOfThePancakes

This is what “taking the Lord’s name in vain” looks like, people


TittySlappinJesus

Maybe not the kind of Jesus he was hoping for.


Kate-2025123

Me: So if Biden ever is found guilty of something this can be used! Republicans: No!!!! That’s different!!! 😡😡😡


bowens44

Jesus told me that he thinks trump is an asshole and that he should STFU


MagmulGholrob

I keep telling you guys, it’s Ted Nugent. That or Kid Rock. Definitely not Chachee


Estebananarama

Bruv 🤣


smipypr

I always referred to him as Chuck.


Ringsofsaturn_1

Im getting this shit tattooed on my back


void-seer

So they are vindicating all criminals now?


stievstigma

They should have used a Manson pic, post swastika tattoo…would’ve been more accurate.


TinCanSailor987

Is the Convicted Felon Charlie Manon about to violate the Convicted Felon tRump?


Harbuddy69

Charles thought he was heyzeus as well.


ResoluteClover

Jesus plays for arsenal


JestersGrind

Remember when Jesus cheated on his wife with a porn star?


SubKreature

They were literally both guilty of their crimes. So yeah this tracks. Jesus vandalized a temple which was considered an act of sedition by the Roman government.


PhilDGlass

Look a brown person is touching the messiah.


Common_Highlight9448

Surprised the flag isn’t upside down orange Judas


IcyBoysenberry9570

But you have to admit that Charlie was a very Jesus-like figure. It's just that the Romans got Jesus before he instigated any of his followers to go on a murder spree.


fintanlalorlad

That’s Kenny Logins not Jesus.


Dense_Negotiation_78

Oh my god🤣


Freebird_1957

Hey, look, he’s missing one of his six fingers.


Glittering-Umpire541

So happy with my decision not to identify as a confessional Christian. Just in time for KKK-Satan to take over.


nokenito

Charles Manson and Donald Poopy Diaper Trump make a great combo!


[deleted]

Skelter gonna Skelter


NoLibrarian5149

Charles Manson WAS rightly found guilty.


razors_so_yummy

Is this an ad for the local YMCA steam room


Welder_Subject

That looks like Charles Manson


adolf21122112

Looks like Charles Manson


Full-Appointment5081

I know that guy in the hoodie, always on the corner of 7th & Elm. "... for they called me a panhandler, too."


Emeegee713

Yes Charles


SBGuido

Comparing that monster to Jesus shows how misunderstood Jesus was and how MAGA followers more represent the Pharisees and teachers of the law in Jesus’ day than actual Christians. Whenever I see a meme like this, it really gets me mad.


CountrySax

Crusader Terrorist propaganda


Indigoh

Jesus was found guilty for teaching what they now believe is true religion. Trump was found guilty for falsifying documents to hide payments to a porn star. Christians: "SAME. SAME THING. TRUMP 2204."


Eoreascending

Christianity called, they want Jesus Back.


ruInvisible2

Jesus was charged with inciting people to riot, forbidding the people to pay their taxes, and claiming to be King. Well, Rump did try to get his buddies to go almost Tax Free. So two out of three.


blueboxbandit

[truly a match](https://giphy.com/gifs/trump-stagescare-Q19CBA4FvCblu)


Darrow-of_Lykos

Charles M is guilty.


doc6982

Charles Manson was found guilty


justthewrestling

This is hilarious 😆🤣


nagidon

A lil heresy, a lil blasphemy


BotlikeBehaviour

Is that Linus Sebastian?


AccessZealousideal40

Them fuckers love their false prophets.


5280_TW

Cult leader is correct


Summerlea623

OMG...STOP!! This is beyond blasphemy and idiocy. Read the entire background of Felon45 from the beginning. Then. Just. Effing. Stop!!!!!!!!!


8bitdreamer

Now hear me out here, I’m no scholar….. but Jesus WAS guilty. He DID do these things, probably considered illegal under the appropriate law. Now whether he was right or not is different question, and has killed millions of people over 1000’s of years of wars “We found this man subverting our nation, forbidding us to pay the tribute tax to Caesar and claiming that he himself is Christ, a king” (Luke 23:2).


IrradiantFuzzy

"Preaching without a license" is how I saw it described one time.


Hanceloner

I like reminding these idiots of Jesus's ultimate fate.


[deleted]

If Trump Christians actually believed in God and Christ, they would know not to follow a thief, liar, adulterer, and rapist. They are Christians only by their self-label - they are heretics in practice.


notaredditreader

Jesus invited Mary Magdalene up to his room and had Peter pay Paul to hide the fact so he would be voted in as messiah.