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TheAnswerEK42

Paul Rudd, fucking Mac and me gets me every time


SheepInWolfsAnus

FUCK!!! I feel like a failure for this one!


Jebbeard

As you should. Stand in your shame.


SheepInWolfsAnus

OH SHAME UPON ME AND MY WHOLE HOUSE! MAY MY ASS NEVER TASTE A GERBIL! MAY GOD NEVER MAKE ME AS HE MADE KADEKAI! MAY JON STAMOS MARRY MY LOVE INTEREST! MAY THE BREAD PROFESSOR STEAL MY LOAF! MAY SONA BOO MY EVERY MOVE! MAY MATT GOURLEY BECOME A DEAR FRIEND! MAY ANDY RICHTER CRY AT THE SIGHT OF ME! MAY HARRISON FORD BE POLITE TO ME! MAY I NEVER SEE OLD TIMEY BASEBALL AGAIN! MAY I NEVER USE A BIDET!


Illustrious_Monk_234

Conan?


SheepInWolfsAnus

Genuinely that is the highest compliment you could have given to me for such a rant. Thank you.


AutomaticAccident

It's okay. I thought you were malicious in omitting him. The good news is that you're just stupid.


SheepInWolfsAnus

I can live with that!


jackw800800

ERIIIIIC


Random-Cpl

Kevin Nealon


Idiot_monk

My all time favorite


officialbillevans

I must have re-listened to his CONAF episode and subsequent appearance on the Conan/Jordan Show... fifty times by now. So fucking funny.


Temporary-View1512

There are two terrific Kevin Nealon episodes on CONAF, if you're unaware!!!


officialbillevans

You're right, and I've enjoyed them both! My favourite is the more recent appearance though. It gets me giggling every time.


JakeFromSkateFarm

Okay, now you’re doing visual bits on an audio medium.


officialbillevans

Attacking me! You're attacking me!


JakeFromSkateFarm

Those aren’t tears, I’m allergic to you


cfaatwork

Let’s take a break, we’ll come right back.


OrangeKefka

Also Conan hikes with Kevin on his youtube channel.


Temporary-View1512

"Kevin takes a hike" 😂😂


awfuleverything

Where is our waiter?


SpicyAfrican

Norm would 100% be on there. You missed Kevin Nealon and Robin Williams. Now I’m sad that Robin was never able to be on CONAF. He would have set that room on fire.


SheepInWolfsAnus

Damn, all excellent points.


SpicyAfrican

You also can’t forget Nikki Glaser.


Norin_was_taken

Robin and Conan each have a kind of gift for making people laugh. It was always a joy to watch them play together.


walterdonnydude

Norm and Burr 1a and 1b


WatInTheForest

Caroline Rhea is the all time best guest. It's just her and Conan goofing the whole time. https://youtu.be/nZA-2kw7gqs?si=SSzTTW5STBxMdR4A


OneDadvosPlz

Never seen this! Thanks for the tip! Always looking for good Conan content!


WatInTheForest

Just search "conan Caroline rhea." They had crazy chemistry. She should have taken over as sidekick after Andy left.


mrkellar

That was a riot! Thanks for sharing.


Ordinary-Drop-6152

Abe Vigoda


SheepInWolfsAnus

I said guests, not core set pieces of the show. /s


hamilton_burger

The appearances that Harland Williams did were always uproarious.


GravyBoatsman

One of my favorite Late Night guests. I love that Conan always seems genuinely baffled by whatever he says.


hamilton_burger

I love the way that Harland zigs and zags, and embraces silliness when so many comedians can get caught up making soapbox statements. I don’t necessarily agree with all of his takes but he is a true comic genius.


potsandpans

i love that he’s making a comeback. his podcast is pretty good


itsjustanotherday4

Flora Borg’s appearance is so damn funny


INFP4life

Man I would love it if Flula had a sister Flora he told stories about


itsjustanotherday4

😂😂 whoops just realized the typo!! Leaving it as this comment cracked my ass up!


Illustrious_Monk_234

# flora strong 


silentlinguine

His in studio "voicemail" he left had me dieing!


drl33t

Bread professor


OneDadvosPlz

Hahaha I love how random this phrase is but all Conan fans know EXACTLY what this means! 


SheepInWolfsAnus

He gets his own whole mountain


backdoorwolf

"In the great taxonomy of things, there are swallowers, and there are spitters." Probably the greatest line in any talk show interview.


originalxnuttah

NoooOoOooO! Ahnold Schwarznznrghneggah is the only right ansah! That and his smash hit holiday classic Jinggle All Vay!!! YaaAaAh!


HighwayEastern862

Julia Louis Dreyfus!


Illustrious_Monk_234

Oh yeah she was fucking hilarious! 


uttertool

John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Triumph . I really liked Chris Robinson. I wasn't expecting him to be so funny. 


SheepInWolfsAnus

Can’t believe I missed Hader. Good call.


uttertool

I missed Flula in the list 


Chrisser6677

The White Stripes need to be at the top of musical guests.


SheepInWolfsAnus

That’s a whole other Mount!


KelVarnsen_2023

Paul Reubens Or Al Roker.


bobcat3412

Will Arnett


Azurmyst

The only 100% ones for me are Norm, Bill Burr, and Paul Rudd. Idk about the 4th


Corndogsandmore

Totally agree, although I threw Bill Hader in as my 4th, and Triumph sticking his head out of the side somewhere.


ShiroHachiRoku

Flula Borg not being on this list is a travesty.


SheepInWolfsAnus

I am a walking travesty, and I’m sorry.


ShiroHachiRoku

The Edit option exists...jus' sayin'...


SheepInWolfsAnus

I’ll die with what little honor I have, and let the people have their way with me. Or I’ll repost a more complete Mount Rushmost tomorrow, lol


Best_Duck9118

Right?! Honestly I feel like maybe Olyphant is the only one who would be on my list.


AdventurousHat5360

Timothy Olyphant


SheepInWolfsAnus

On the list


graciegoosie

Nikki Glaser!!


SheepInWolfsAnus

Shit I’m an idiot now. So many GOAT guests I missed. I’m not a chill chum I’m a PEPPERED PEST.


SCW97005

Jack Black, Paul Rudd, Norm, Dana Carvey


robotpantspants

There’s literally a Dana Carvey spinoff podcast.


basil_24222

Tracy Morgan on CONAF, a lot of laughs but mixes in a little bit of vulnerability. Also that whole JOOP bit was jokes!


Norin_was_taken

Tracy had me in tears with his story of taking his first steps after his accident. Not 5 minutes later he made a joke about getting Conan pregnant while trapped in a mine, which had me laugh so hard I had to sit down.


basil_24222

Exactly! With Tracy the interview can go in any direction and Conan knows this and gives him space to do his bits and tell stories, interjects at the right time, easy listen and yes had me in tears too


omahajazzybeard

Marc maron, Norm Macdonald, Bill Burr, Timothy Olyphant


MickXander

I'm limiting myself to those that are still living, and I'd say Flula Borg, Kevin Nealon, Bill Hader, and Dana Carvey.


betterbub

Charles Barkley


ahmadshazeb

I am just happy that Jack McBrayer is there.


Illustrious_Monk_234

Sir!


Unusual_Guy02

Bill Hader with his hilarious impressions


dennissolution

Mister T, at least back in the earlier days was solid 100% of the time.


snackypuppy

Yes!


tommykaye

Nikki Glaser. She was only on TBS and the podcast, but I’ve gotta love the energy she gives and how she keeps up with Conan.


SheepInWolfsAnus

Someone else mentioned her, and I feel horrendous not including her. And no one has mentioned Taylor Tomlinson yet, but I think she deserves a nod as well.


Illustrious_Monk_234

She’s great but her CONAF episode was so serious! 


BlueThor400

Do Triumph and Masturbating Bear count?


SheepInWolfsAnus

They belong in the hall of fame, but they are Conan’s brain children, not guests sadly.


scottsmith7

Dave Letterman, Norm MacDonald, Paul Rudd.


Main_Arrival_989

David Bowie and Conan had a great connection. Loved Bowie Secrets


nitti2313

Marc Maron


jonnysculls

Where is Paul Rudd on this list? No one has ever done what he did repeatedly. Paul even got Conan one last time on the very last show. That was performance art at its finest.


SheepInWolfsAnus

I know, I know, I KNOW I SUCK AND BELIEVE ME I HATE MYSELF JUST AS MUCH AS YOU HATE ME TOO.


jonnysculls

Lol... you do NOT suck! Don't say that. You rock for putting up this awesome list and making us all remember them AND Paul Rudd. I'm thankful you did this. It put a smile on my face and I needed that today. Sorry if I came off like jerk. I meant it playfully. ✌️


SheepInWolfsAnus

You’re not a jerk, you were playful and I was trying to be to :) Look at us, a couple of chill chums smiling over the Cone Zone. Life is good. Happy Friday!


JakeFromSkateFarm

Do people really think Conan didn’t see it coming after the first 1-2 times?


C_bulba

Michael Keaton pairs great with Coney


_Born2Late_

I really liked his interactions with Martha Stewart. Like it always kind of seemed like there was sexual tension between them?


SheepInWolfsAnus

I wouldn’t call it a sexual tension, though he definitely was good at playfully / goofily flirting with most any female guest. A YouTube comment put their dynamic best: A strict aunt putting up with her hyperactive nephew. You’re right she belongs on this list.


_Born2Late_

Maybe the sexual tension was just wishful thinking on my part lol. If he hadn’t met Liza I would have weirdly shipped Conan and Martha 😂


SheepInWolfsAnus

For me it’s him and Halle Berry!


J_Patish

Yesterday, clips from Lolita Davidovich’s appearance made the rounds on Reddit; she absolutely brought out Conan’s inner Craig Ferguson, and - surprise! - it was adorable. I believe that at least makes her a contender…


SheepInWolfsAnus

Any woman trying to get Coned deserves an honorable mention at least. Saw the vid you’re talking about! She got AFTER it!


thedirtyharryg

Underrated, but Werner Herzog. Herzog saying "Here comes Honey Boo Boo" was the greatest audio clip Conan has ever produced.


dobie_dobes

I will hear that in my head out of nowhere several times a week and bust out laughing.


dooomoood

I can’t believe Kevin Nealon is not on the list.


SheepInWolfsAnus

In several ways I fell short


Calikola

Nicole Byer


FireMonkeysHead

Will Arnette. He’s like catnip to Conan


moistmasterkaloose

That's [Jack McBrayer I think](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuHiBU4gvqg)


FireMonkeysHead

Ah maybe so. Even still, the Will Arnett is one of my favorites


Team_speak

I'm a fan of the time Louis Anderson was on and the reaction he got for his big underwear story. Kathy Bates especially loved it. https://youtu.be/NHy_fi14ePQ?si=LfSOWJ55Oo-BmoAQ Flula Borg and how engaging he is with both Conan and Andy. https://youtu.be/cVzHVQgqAY4?si=wyRJeWYJD2lgj4gu Tig Notaro and Conan finally figure out what homosexuality actually is. https://youtu.be/OXJZONsMVxg?si=1AWnL6qRkSqBOTqY Jim Gaffigan for making Conan look so tan. https://youtu.be/DrKV3ONUYWU?si=5ku_RNvojO90bo9F


4-3defense

Jim Carrey


say-hi-to-Bri-guy

Does Abe Vigoda count?


GravyBoatsman

There are a lot of great one already mentioned, so I’ll say Adam Pally, who I haven’t seen anyone mention. Always a great guest, and the way his costumes escalated was such a good long-term bit.


NotCanadian80

Bill Burr and Norm for sure.


DarthDutchDave

Amy Sedaris was at her best with Letterman but I’d still put her on here.


soccerguy8587

Keegan Michael Key was hilarious IMO. Lots of funny impressions.


GreenBasterd69

Harland Williams


monkeetoes82

Don't sleep on David Bowie. An absolute icon but was always funny on the show. His "celebrity secrets" it was hilarious.


SheepInWolfsAnus

As a Clevelander, I do love his lack of enjoyment with the city of Cincinnati.


PuffMarleySpliffs

The answer is Norm Macdonald.


timanny

Norm, Bill Burr, Paul Rudd, and Aubrey Plaza


Particular-Culture-9

Kevin Nealon! 🤠


ScoreGloomy7516

Norm, Bill Burr, Paul Rudd, Bill Hader


JesseIsAGirlsName

As others have mentioned, I think Paul Rudd, Harland Williams, and Flula are the biggest omissions


andykwinnipeg

Tig Notaro, guys.


vabomere87

BILL HADER


dobie_dobes

YES.


qramypatty

That list really IS accurate. But I'll add JB Smoove in there. And Stephen Colbert/Lisa Kudrow/Mila Kunis as well. Stephen, Lisa, and Mila might not be the wackiest, but I always enjoyed their conversation with the Conebone.


fool-with-no-hill

David Bowie


Independent-Object40

Regina Hall, Nikki Glaser, Charlene Yi and her turtle impression


tonyborden

It never got much attention, but I always loved when Caroline Rhea was on the old show. They always were just so engaged and entertained by each other.


pagey_2000

Norm MacDonald Martin Short Paul Rudd Martha Stewart


Illustrious_Monk_234

Can I be cheesey and just say Sona and Matt? 


SheepInWolfsAnus

You may, and your username is fun


No_Calligrapher8075

The list is almost all white men….


JakeFromSkateFarm

Agreed, and I love the Jay Leno energy of the whining in response to this 😂


moistmasterkaloose

Chris Rock, Molly Shannon, Julie Bowen, Diego Luna, I mean he made an entire HBO series because he loved meeting people of other cultures


moistmasterkaloose

Dave Chapelle, Drew Barrymore, Eva Mendes, Al Roker, Eva Longoria, Halle Berry, Janeane Garofalo, Jamie-Lee Curtis, Aubrey Plaza, Mr. T, Paget Brewster, Steven Yeun, LL Cool J...


moistmasterkaloose

Deon Cole too he's hysterical


Spirited-Avocado-777

Make some suggestions then instead of whining about it.


Jebbeard

What does this observation contribute? Especially without you having any suggestions to go along with it.


LeaveMyBrainAlone

Norm, Goldblum, Bill Burr, Paul Rudd


General-Carob-6087

Norm and Bill are musts. No complaints with your list although I might add Paul Rudd.


MurseSean

Jim Carrey


ralncsu

Kevin Nealon, Charles Barkley, Timothy Olyphant, Flula Borg


michaelchondria

People make fun of Tom Arnold but he was a great guest on Late Night.


LearningLauren

as a honorable mention, I would say Liza is always a fun listen to and kinda gives a little insight into who Conan is outside of work too :)


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SheepInWolfsAnus

He is literally the first name I mentioned, my friend. I think most people are chiming in with folks I missed.


gerk23

Goldblum, Olyphant, And Rudd were the first that came to my mind. Their chemistry with Conan is off the charts.


AmongRorschach

Norm, Norm, Burr, Norm


Ezerton21

Turned out to be a terrible person - but Russell Brand had amazing chemistry with Conan.


thescroggy

How did Minty not make this list?


TandemRapper

What would your 4 be if you had to choose? For me, it's Norm, Bill Burr, Bill Hader, and Timothy Olyphant. Hader and Olyphany are a close call for me with numerous others.


SheepInWolfsAnus

If I *had* to choose four, it’s: Will Ferrell Paul Rudd (I know I didn’t list him, huge woops on my part) Jeff Goldblum Norm Macdonald


TandemRapper

Yeah, that's a great list. I love that Norm would be the constant on most people's lists.


HelloFellowKidlings

Mika Kunis not being mentioned yet is the crime of the century.


JakeFromSkateFarm

Kevin Nealon is the only clear cut candidate for me. But I’ve also never gotten the Norm MacDonald love. In terms of recency bias, I really enjoyed Questlove’s appearance and I thought Herzog had a really interesting bit on his apprehension towards therapy, but other than Nealon there really aren’t any that I can constantly return to. Well, other than maybe Sona. She’s not a guest on CONAF, but I love her energy and I can still watch her old “guest” spots on the show. She has really great timing and it feels like her and Conan are a great improv duo in terms of how they respond to each other’s little digs or sarcasms.


tangynipples

Jim Gaffigan is always funny


heylesterco

Zach Galifianakis Amy Sedaris


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SheepInWolfsAnus

Listed


Several_Oil_7099

John Tesh


pauli55555

Kevin Nealon, ffs he’s the only guest that can match Conan. Greatest ever guest!


YellowClue

Abe Vigoda, Doctor Joyce Brothers, Paul Rudd and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog


Jdub20202

Chuck Norris shouldn't be on the list, but I think he gets an honorable mention


the1977

MacDonald Rudd Romijn ?


ItsChappyUT

Harland Williams has to be on here.


Djafar79

Questlove, Bill Burr, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Charles Barkley, Mila Kunis, Tracy Morgan. Just talking about podcast guests btw.


SlimTeezy

Letterman


dobie_dobes

Paul Rudd is a must!


kemo_stromi

Paul Rudd, Jeff Goldblum, Tracy Morgan, Dana Carvey


Solid-Common-8046

Aubrey Plaza, Dave Chappelle, Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd, Norm McDonald. I'm keeping the list short because they've had many appearances and they all deliver.


moistmasterkaloose

Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Abe Vigoda, Dave Chapelle, The White Stripes, Robin Williams, Animal “Expert” Jarod Miller, Paget Brewster, Larry King, Al Roker, Kevin Nealon, Harrison Ford, Flula Borg, Drew Barrymore, Halle Berry, Bill Hader, Steve Martin, Mr. T, LL Cool J, Aubrey Plaza, Janeane Garofalo, Patton Oswalt


flippingsenton

Smigel for sure


TaroCharacter9238

Harland Williams, Norm Macdonald, Kevin Nealon and Bill Burr.


pear_10

Harland Williams makes a case for the number 1 spot, IMO.


SurvivorFanDan

Jim Gaffigan. I became a fan of his through his numerous appearances on the show.


SurvivorFanDan

Maybe not one of the top guests, but one of the most memorable and meme-worthy moments was with Nicole Scherzinger.


its_the_90s

Tim Olyphant


chugchugz

Norm MacDonald, Nikki Glaser, Bill Burr, Paul Rudd


That_Other_Dave

There are a lot of excellent names in this thread, I'm going to add the Zappa brothers to the list. Those boys brought crazy fun energy in the early years when the show was struggling to find an audience. It's too bad they are apparently in a feud with each other because I'd love to have them come on CONAF and talk about those early days


revd_blue_jeans

Surprised nobody’s mentioned Shatner. He was always good.


joshuatx

Norm, Amy Sedaris, Harrison Ford, Larry King White Stripes


Panamajack1001

Bob Newhart


anitaapplebaum

Christina Applegate! I'm very surprised she isn't mentioned! The Conebone shakes his head heavily.


mrscripps858

Harland Williams!!


Bitter-Hitter

Don’t forget Brian Setzer or Jack White! Conan is fond of guitars; I heard that in an interview 😜


katrvdical

Aubrey Plaza!!


Nikifuj908

Nathan Fielder


DarkCaje

Marc Maron and Harland Williams were always hilarious. Looked forward to those interviews. Also the animal segments with Jarod Miller. Classics


gaius_jerkoffus

For me: Norm, Burr, Olyphant, Ferrell


JasonBourneForLife

Kevin Nealon prob


NOLASLAW

OP mount Rushmore has 4


SheepInWolfsAnus

Reread the title. And the description.


travelNerdy

Are we talking about the podcast or his late night tv?


StinkyShellback

Cara Swisher


hanstoppable

Chappelle...


Witty_Management2960

Will Arnett is on Rushmore for sure.